Cannon fodder's death manual

After the military order was issued, Bazahei quickly led the White Tiger Army to the front line of Ophiuchus. Without Bazahei, Xiao Di would no longer be able to live the life of salted fish lying on the sofa at work, fishing and playing games every day. In terms of helping him with these troublesome official duties every day, Xiao Di has to admit that Fat Cat is quite useful.

Bazahei's force value has always been reassuring. With Bazahei's black belt soldiers participating in the battle and frequent success reports from the front line, it goes without saying that the safety of the protagonist is also guaranteed.Seeing that the battle situation ahead is so good, although it doesn't show anything on the surface, Xiao Di actually has a little pride in his heart.

Although he was on the battlefield, Bazahei still cared about a certain idiot who was in the imperial capital. In the midst of his busy schedule, he took the time to send Xiao Di a love system message, reminding him that it was time to spray medicine.

After receiving the news, Xiao Di counted his fingers, and was surprised to find that it had been more than a month since Bazahei went to the front line. He followed Bazahei's instructions and found the previously hidden information in the dark compartment of the office bookshelf. Su camouflage agent, while rolling up his sleeves to give himself an injection, he sent a message and asked, "Damn fat cat, it's been a month, haven't you solved it yet, when will you come back?"

Bazahei seemed to be fighting over there, and it took a long time before he replied to Xiao Di, "It's only been two days, the main force of the Ophiuchus Star Bandits has been defeated by us, and when the Imperial Legion cleans up the star bandits' remnants, it will be completely destroyed. Put down the Ophiuchus, and I will come back."

Xiao Di curled her lips in dissatisfaction, "Tch, I thought that as long as you go, those star thieves can be dealt with in minutes, but it took so long."

"What I promised you at the beginning was to help you protect the safety of the protagonist on the battlefield. I am not responsible for anything else." A while after receiving the message, Bazahei sent another message, "Besides, you were only paying The price of the service of 'protecting the protagonist', as for other services, it will be very difficult for this seat if the price is not paid!"

"But for your sake, this seat can also provide credit service. You can ask this seat to solve these star robbers as soon as possible. It is also possible to pay the price together when I come back!"

"By the way, the price to be paid for hiring this seat is very high..."

Through the words, I could feel the stinky and shameless tone of that stinky fat cat. A vein popped up on Xiao Di's forehead, and he said angrily, "Then you and the Star Bandit have been wasting away on the battlefield." Don’t come back if you’re capable!” Afterwards, he cut off the communication viciously, and he was still angry after cutting off the communication. Seeing that he was still holding the glass needle tube after the injection in his hand, he took the needle tube as a certain cat’s Virtue, with a wave of his hand, he threw it into the trash can under his feet.

The communication here was cut off, and Bazahei sat in the mecha and touched his nose innocently: Idiot, are you angry? ...really angry?When Bazahei was in a daze, his mecha stopped moving. One can imagine how dazzling a stationary mecha would be on the battlefield. The enemy mecha saw an opportunity to attack Bazahei aggressively from all directions. Outflanking him, seeing dozens of airborne swords about to attack him and stab him so heartbroken, Bazahei suddenly slapped his forehead——No, you have to go back and coax that idiot quickly!Just when the enemy's knife tip was 0.01 mm away from the mecha in the encirclement, the mecha in the encirclement suddenly disappeared from everyone's sight like a ghost. Before the star thieves realized what was going on, the mecha Appeared behind those mechas like a ghost again, swung the big sword in his hand, and those star thief mechas were instantly blown to pieces amidst the rumbling explosion.

The black mecha stood in the center of the gunfire with a 40-meter broadsword on its shoulders. Bazahei sat in the mecha and nodded firmly, let's go back quickly, eh!

When going to work in the morning, Jiang Hao passed by the general's office, and happened to run into an orderly who had just finished cleaning the general's office. When the orderly saw him, he quickly put down the trash can in his hand, stood at attention, and saluted him, "General. "

Jiang Hao nodded at him, and when he passed by, he suddenly saw something flashing in the trash can from the corner of his vision, and he quickly stopped the orderly, "Wait a minute."

The orderly looked at him inexplicably, "General, do you have any orders?"

Jiang Hao walked over and took out the shiny thing from the trash can, only to find that it was an empty glass needle tube, the sharp needle tip was shining brilliantly in the sun.

"Is this the garbage in General Xiao's office?" He asked with a frown.

"...Yes, yes..." The orderly replied hesitantly.

Jiang Hao put the needle tube into his pocket and ordered, "It's okay, you go down first, don't tell anyone what happened today."

"...Oh...oh." The orderly finished hesitantly carrying the trash can down.

After the orderly left, Jiang Hao stood alone in the corridor. The morning sun cast his shadow deeply on the door plate of the general's office. He stared at the word "Xiao Di" on the door plate for a long time, and took out the The mobile phone slowly dialed a number, "It's me. Test something for me."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Hao reached into his pocket and gently pinched the needle in his pocket.

Within two days, the Shenhu Army won a complete victory in the battle of Ophiuchus, and completely wiped out the star bandits in the area of ​​Ophiuchus. With a sneer on his chin, hmph, don't come back if you have the ability, what are you doing back here, no one here will pay him the "price".

No matter how much Xiao Di didn't want to see a certain smelly and shameless fat cat, that cat still rolled back by itself.Can't wait to act together with the army, Bazahei sneaked back to the capital overnight and climbed the window to enter Xiao Di's apartment. At that time, Xiao Di just went to bed after taking a shower, turned over and was about to sleep, when he was suddenly caught by a muscular His arms hugged his body from behind.

After Xiao Di froze, he quickly raised his arm and slammed his elbow at the man behind him. The man seemed to have been prepared to defuse the force in Xiao Di's hand skillfully, and imprisoned Xiao Di's entire upper body in his arms. Li, lightly biting the scar on the back of Xiao Di's neck and whispering behind Xiao Di, "It's me, I'm back."

Putting it on other Omega, if someone bites the glands like this, they might have surrendered and surrendered to be slaughtered. However, Xiao Di is not an ordinary Omega - he has no such thing as glands, and was bitten on the back of the neck , the upper body could not be freed, he suddenly tilted his head back, and the back of his head hit the bridge of the nose of the person behind him heavily, the person behind him let out a muffled groan, and two tubes of nosebleeds flowed down, Xiao Di took the opportunity to get out of the man's arm He got out, rolled up the quilt and swam to the other side of the bed, turned around and looked at the person behind him vigilantly, "What are you doing here?"

Bazahei covered his nose hard, with a strong nasal voice, "Ben, I'm here to tell you that I'm back..."

"Oh, then you can go now." Xiao Di looked indifferent.

Bazahei was stunned for a moment, and the integrity and dignity of the beast were thrown out of the sky by him in an instant. He hurried over and hugged Xiao Di's quilt roll involuntarily, tearfully recounting the sufferings he had encountered in order to see Xiao Di sooner in an attempt to impress him , "I won't leave if I don't leave. I rushed over from Xiangteng Fortress overnight. I was almost discovered by the army in the middle, and I also met the Zerg..."

However, it was useless. Xiao Di, whose face was covered with blood from his nose, was not moved at all, "The army of the Shenhu Army is still stationed in the Xiangteng Fortress. As a lieutenant of the White Tiger Army, you actually left the army and ran back to the imperial capital alone." , No organization and no discipline! This general, as the commander of the Shenhu Army, has the right to deal with you in military law..."

"Hush——" Bazahei put a finger on Xiao Di's lips, "General, keep this secret for me. I will quietly return to Xiangteng Fortress tomorrow morning, and no one will know." He pretended to yawn, closed his eyes and said rascally, "I'm so tired after driving for a day... I have to get up early tomorrow... Ah, I'm already asleep..."

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Xiao Di cocooned himself in the quilt, and was hugged by Bazahei through the quilt, unable to stretch his legs, let alone kick this smelly and shameless fat cat out of bed , he tried his best to stretch out his hand from the quilt roll, and pushed Bazahei twice, but Bazahei had already entered the state of drama, closed his eyes tightly and pretended to be asleep, sipped the corners of his mouth and adjusted himself comfortably. Taking advantage of the situation, he even put his head in the hollow of Xiao Di's neck, looking unshakable.

Xiao Di pushed his head aside forcefully, "Damn fat cat, you stink to death, hurry up and take a bath!"

Seeing that there was something to do overnight, Bazahei cautiously opened a golden pupil, secretly looking at the nosebleed on Xiao Di's body, "...you are dirty too, do you want to wash it with me?"

"……go away!"

Boom—Xiao Di finally got his wish and kicked the dead fat cat off the bed.

After the triumphant return of the Shenhu Army, the relevant officers and soldiers received awards and promotions from the empire. Of course, the protagonist who made the first-class service received the most promotions. He was promoted from a rookie to the rank of second lieutenant at once. A few levels up, this promotion speed is really enviable.Because the Shenhu Army won a complete victory in the Battle of Ophiuchus and made great achievements in suppressing the turmoil of the Star Pirates, the military department specially prepared a celebration reception for the soldiers of the Shenhu Army.

For this cocktail party, Xiao Di showed his heart more than anyone else—for no other reason, this is the scene mentioned in the outline that the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou fell in love at first sight, and then the slag Gong sent the protagonist away. The celebration party for the protagonist, you said chicken or chicken jelly!Although the plot in the early stage was weird and Bund didn't even know his mother anymore, but this decisive reception is still there!As long as you grasp this opportunity well and successfully make the protagonist Gong Shou fall in love with the other party, then this week's episode will still have something to do, isn't it!

On the day of the reception, as soon as Xiao Di entered the arena, he noticed a familiar murderous gaze shot at him, followed that murderous gaze, and as expected, he saw Second Lieutenant Xiang Tiange standing there with red wine in the corner.

Damn it, it's been so long why the protagonist Shou still looks like this. Speaking of labor and capital, a dutiful scumbag, how can I let him down!Every day, he looks like he hates labor and management to death. If there is anything to say, can't he sit down and discuss it!If he is dissatisfied with labor and management, it is not good for him to speak out about labor reform...

Feeling a little stressed by the staring of the protagonist, Xiao Di wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, turned slightly to avoid the sharp gaze of the protagonist, leaned into Bazahei's ear and asked in a low voice, "Smile... the protagonist is going to the end Are you here..."