Cannon fodder's death manual

Chapter 142 Once upon a time there was a scumbag

After reading the outline, Xiao Di opened his eyes. The air was still filled with the smell of Alpha pheromone leaking from a certain meow. He threw a cushion over with his backhand, "If you want to die, tell the boss as soon as possible."

The cushion was caught by Bazahei with one hand, Bazahei put it behind him with an innocent face, sat on the swivel chair and adjusted a comfortable posture, "Maybe you have some bad misunderstandings about this seat?"

"Misunderstanding wool!" Xiao Di suddenly sat up from the sofa, and he threw the three remaining cushions at the dead fat cat's face with lightning speed and jingle bells, "I don't understand before I read the outline. After reading the outline, labor and management still don’t know what the smell of your nose is, so you should be an idiot! I’ll give you three seconds, and if you don’t take it back, you are prohibited from approaching within three meters of labor and management!”

The pheromone smell in the air gradually dissipated, and Bazahei looked at him with a smile, "Don't do this, if you don't let me come within three meters of you, I will be very troubled."

Xiao Di rolled his eyes at him, sat on the sofa and raised his legs, the corner of his mouth raised an evil arc, "Yes, yes, Lieutenant Bai Xiao, you will be very troubled, anyway, you are now the general's... orderly !"

Xiao Di turned his face, covered his mouth and suppressed a smile: Pfft—he didn’t knock on the door when he entered the labor-management office.

The smile on Bazahei's face remained unchanged, and his eyes became more kind, "If you regard me as a lover, I will be happier."

"Well, okay." Xiao Di nodded decisively after laughing.Bazahei was taken aback, he didn't expect the idiot to agree so simply, but before he was finished, he saw Xiao Di put a long leg on the tea table in front of him, and then ordered arrogantly, "The lover who is labor and capital , you, come here and beat labor and management's legs."

Bazahei: "Go away."

Xiao Di this week is an absolute official of the N generation, the empire's No.1 general family, and the eight generations of his ancestors are all famous imperial generals, and he has an absolute right to speak in the military department.Originally born in such a family, an Omega definitely needs to be cared for, not to mention going through the wind and sand on the battlefield, even going out to bask in the sun and get red skin will be loved for a long time.

The incident of the original owner was a last resort. The famous Xiao family, as the home of the God of War in the empire, has existed as the spiritual pillar of the people of the empire for generations. With the Xiao family guarding the empire, not only the people have a sense of security, but even Star Thief should be afraid of three points.The Xiao family adheres to the scientific concept of family planning with fewer births, better births and a happier life. They have always been passed down in one line, and the excellent genes of the Xiao family have never disappointed. The children born in the Xiao family are all excellent Alphas. , generation after generation shouldered the heavy responsibility of defending the empire.

Therefore, as soon as the original owner came out of the womb, everyone in the Xiao family was dumbfounded - this child is actually an Omega!Where did you go wrong? Hey!Our Xiao family's genes are so good, and we have combined with the best Omega of the empire for generations, how could we give birth to a weak Omega!It's a genetic mutation!

Since the birth of the first child failed, another one had to be born again. However, unfortunately, when the original owner's father and his mother were discussing to carry out another human-creation campaign, the frontline war broke out, and Xiao's father was heroic. Sacrifice, good or bad, Xiao Di will be left alone.After much deliberation, the Xiao family felt that there was no other way. They couldn’t let the Xiao family’s generation fall like this, so the Xiao family declared to the public that the only son left by the general was an Alpha. For the future of the Xiao family, the Xiao family underwent surgery when the original owner was young. Removed his Omega glands, and then regularly injected him with Alpha pheromone disguises to completely disguise his breath as an Alpha.

And the original owner is also very upbeat, since he had his glands removed since he was a child, he doesn't regard himself as an Omega at all, weak and slender?nonexistent!Hmm... slender, but weak... You seem to be trying to make me laugh on purpose.Although this guy is a fake Alpha, but this gentleman has inherited the blood of the Xiao family, and his personality is both aggressive and combative. Compared with the real Alpha, the original owner with double S-level mental power is already an empire A rare strong man, he has already dominated the Alpha circle of the imperial capital when he was a student. He has outstanding achievements in all aspects of the army. He often fights with others and can fight ten times. He has made great achievements in leading troops for the empire. Comprehensive His strength is much stronger than his father who died early, and he is affectionately called "the tiger of the empire" by the people of the empire.

As for this buddy, no one found out that he was an Omega until he died... Can a normal Omega dismantle a mecha with bare hands?Is a normal Omega as cruel as the original owner?It would be strange to be discovered!

As for Bazahei, he didn't even know to knock on the door when he entered the general's office with a look of shame on his face. The nanny takes care of the original owner's food and daily life, and also works part-time as the original owner's thug bodyguard... But the original owner basically doesn't need him for fighting.

The original owner of Bazahei was a servant of the Xiao family. He was adopted by the Xiao family when he was young, and grew up with Xiao Di's original owner. He was considered to be half the young master of the Xiao family. When Xiao Di joined the army, he also joined the army. He was raised by the Xiao family. Take care of Xiao Di and protect Xiao Di’s existence——Xiao Di is a fake Alpha who has been drugged. Although he is powerful, he has been mixed with a bunch of real Alphas for a long time. The Xiao family is not at ease, so the Xiao family adopted Ba Zahei, the real Alpha, is taking care of him. Because of this, the original owner of Bazahei's body is also one of the few people in the empire who knows Xiao Di's true gender. He is the one who injects Xiao Di's disguise every month.

Although the current Bazahei is not the original one, he has perfectly taken over the original owner's big and small tasks, for example, regularly spraying Xiao Di with medicine.In the middle of the night, when Bazahei came in with a tray, Xiao Di was lying on the bed and playing games with great interest. He has been a little obsessed with online games in this world recently. He is an Internet-addicted teenager who forgets to eat and sleep. After Bazahei came in, he called him for a long time. Reluctantly put down the smartphone in his hand, seeing that Bazahei was holding a tray, he casually picked up the light yellow injection in the tray, "This thing is that Alpha pheromone camouflage agent?" Xiao Di looked up at Bazahei , "Isn't it equivalent to male hormones! What will happen if I don't fight?"

Bazahei imitated Xiao Di's sleeve while answering in his tone, "If you don't fight, you'll be exposed, what do I have to say?"

Xiao Di stretched out his arms obediently, watching Bazahei stick the needle into his blood vessel. He actually wanted to ask Lao Da if there were any side effects of this medicine, but if he thought about it carefully, the original owner had been taking it since he was a child, so why not take it? Well, Xiang's body is very good, and he has become the leader in Alpha, so what is he afraid of, just hit him, greed for life and fear of death are not the qualities that a good cannon fodder should have!So he looked at Bazahei and replied dryly, "...Oh."

Bazahei seemed to have guessed what he wanted to say but stopped, and suddenly said, "It will be infertile."

"...Huh?" Xiao Di was confused.

"Using this drug for a long time will make Omega infertile." Bazahei explained, "But you don't have glands, so you are infertile and will not go into heat, so you don't need to worry about it."

Xiao Di feels like being struck by lightning: Forget that this is a terrible world where men can have children... Thank God thank God!Fortunately, the original owner asked someone to cut the glands early, otherwise, what kind of children would labor and capital have for a pure man!

When it came to the setting of this world, Xiao Di seemed to suddenly think of something, and looked up at Bazahei, "By the way, fat cat, your goal setting for this week is Alpha, right?"

Bazahei nodded, "This seat is of course Alpha."

"Then... you also know how to be in love?"

Bazahei: "...Yes."

"I heard that Alpha's estrus is very spectacular, and it can last for several days!" Xiao Di was excited and curious, and wanted to see it written all over his face!

Bazahei was silent for a moment: "...you don't want to see it."

In the general's office, Bazahei sits at his desk and carefully reviews the military documents. His back is straight and his smile is straight. His aura looks more general than that of the general. Xiao Di, the real general, crookedly crouches on the sofa with a smart phone in his arms. Playing games, the military uniform on his body was crumpled into a ball, like a little ruffian who didn't learn well.

Suddenly a black invitation card was thrown on Xiao Di's face, Xiao Di threw the invitation card aside without looking at it, then buried himself in the game and continued playing the game, a vein popped up on Baza's black forehead, "Military Department invitation, you'd better pick it up and have a look."

Xiao Di's subordinates were busy playing games, and asked absent-mindedly, "What is the military department asking labor and management for?"

"The graduation ceremony of the Imperial Military Academy invites you as a guest to present awards to the most outstanding graduates."

"No." Xiao Di refused without even thinking about it, "Smile, I will push you away for labor and management, saying that labor and management are not free."

Unbearable for Xiao Di's salty behavior of indulging in online games during this period, Bazahei stood up suddenly, walked to the corner and stomped on the network terminal server hidden in the corner, even the innocent corner of the wall was affected by the fish pond, and it collapsed with a crash There was a deep hole.Bazahei unplugged the network cable at one end, and heard Xiao Di's pig screaming at the other end, "Fuck! Labor and capital hang up! Which bastard dares to break the labor and capital network!" Looking back, Bazahei was standing there with a dark face, The severed limbs and arms of the server were still half buried in the dusty pit under his feet. Xiao Di sensed that the atmosphere was not right. Seeing that the situation was not good, he immediately changed his face and smiled at Bazahei with a flattering expression, "I won't play anymore. Don't play anymore, stupid teammates, you can't even take your belt." As he said, he picked up the invitation card on the ground and glanced quickly, "Imperial Military Academy, the alma mater of the original owner... It's reasonable, labor and management should go back and have a look ,Ha ha ha ha ha."

When Bazahei stepped down, the entire military building shook three times. In an instant, the alarm rang in the building. The people in the military headquarters thought it was a terrorist attack, and ran around in a mess, listening to the commotion outside. Bazahei snorted coldly, and casually withdrew his feet from the pit and returned to the desk. Seeing this, Xiao Di hurriedly served tea and water, beating his shoulders for the boss, "... Isn't it just a graduation ceremony, if you say go with a smile, then let's go!"

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