Cannon fodder's death manual

Opening his eyes in the system space, Xiao Di hastily opened the task panel, and gradually felt relieved when he saw the word "success" marked on the back of Zhou's item—even if that dead fat cat is reliable, he finally didn't cheat labor, hmph!That stupid fat cat!As an observer, he actually steals the protagonist to attack the plot, knowingly breaking the law and knowingly committing crimes, it is simply unbearable!

But fortunately, although there were some mistakes in the process, but fortunately the plot was not ruined, otherwise even the observers would drag Laozi down, so who should I cry for?Speaking of which, what the hell did Fat Cat do in the past two weeks? How did it become more stupid every time? I didn’t mention things like being mentally retarded and being auctioned before, but this time it dared to forget labor and management!

Home, but, forget it, labor, capital!

Goodbye manual!

For such a pig teammate, what else can labor and management do besides forgive him (spread).

But having said that...Xiao Di looked at the "Completed Zhoumu" displayed on the control panel, and Xiao Di nodded proudly—it's not like I don't know, but the labor and capital are simply too good, okay?So far, labor and capital have actually completed eight weeks!There are two more weeks of labor and capital, and the merits and virtues will be consummated.It's like a fighter jet among cannon fodder!

Two more weeks... and two more weeks...

Unable to tell whether it was excitement or some other emotion, Xiao Di sat there trembling uncontrollably, and there were still two weeks left... Labor and management can... get out of this stupid game...

break away from...

For some reason, at the thought of being able to leave the game, what flashed through Xiao Di's mind was a pair of beautiful gold and silver monster eyes.

Shaking his head violently, Xiao Di sat there and ruffled his hair carelessly, thinking about what he was doing!Two weeks is still early!This game is so stupid, I still don't know when I can finish the two weeks!Don't think about those things that are not there, it's justified to work hard, come on!Excellent Xiao Di!

"The eleventh week game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"

When Xiao Di regained consciousness, in a haze, he felt something furry rubbing against his face, the fluffy and round... This oily and slippery touch... Mmm...

dead fat cat...

Ok?

Dead fat cat?

Startled by his own thoughts, Xiao Di woke up instantly and opened his eyes, and sure enough, beside his face, he saw a fat cat face sleeping worrying about the country and the people.

What the hell!This, this, this!This familiar white background and black back, familiar small belly, familiar big fat cat, are you sure this is not Bazaar black!That guy won't become a cat again this week!No matter what you say before, you are still human, but this time you are not even human!Fat cat again? ...No, no, not necessarily, it is a bit rash to conclude that this guy is Bazahei just based on his appearance. It is not a good habit to judge cats by their appearance. There were fat cats who grew up to this kind of virtue before, so they were not Bazahei... Like the one that got cut last week?

Thinking of the fat cat that was innocently chopped up in last week, Xiao Di shook his head with some lingering fear.Damn Bazahei, even if he loses his memory and his temperament changes drastically, even if the cat has been infected with the zombie virus, he can't just cut it down!Cats are so cute, how can they cut cats!Doing so will be condemned by the shit shoveling officers, let me tell you!

Looking at the big fat cat sleeping beside her, Xiao Di stretched out his hand and poked its round white belly cautiously, and called out somewhat uncertainly, "... Bazahei?"

The fat cat under him lazily turned over, raised the golden and silver demon pupils with bright irises to glance at Xiao Di, then opened its mouth wide and let out a big yawn, Xiao Di could even see the sharp point in its mouth. Little Huya.

"... um... idiot, here we come." The cat greeted Xiao Di casually after yawning, as if he hadn't woken up yet.

Xiao Di:. . . .

Damn, this guy is really badass! ! !

"Are you really Bazahei? Did you recognize me this time?" Xiao Di looked at the golden and silver eyes of the cat, and asked cautiously, "Who am I?"

"Call me Bai Xiao, idiot!" Bazahei squinted his eyes, raised one hind foot and scratched his head, his every move was completely like a cat.

"Why did you become a cat again!?" After confirming the cat's identity, Xiao Di excitedly held it up in front of his eyes, "Isn't it good to be a human being!"

"You idiot, have you read the outline carefully after you have traveled through it for so long! This seat becomes a cat, which is necessary for the plot! Also, this seat is not a cat, but a tiger! It's a tiger!" Holding Xiao Di in front of his eyes, Bazahei With a black face, he emphasized vigorously.

"Okay, okay, you are a tiger, you are a tiger, a white tiger! A divine beast!" Xiao Di waved his hands casually.

Seeing Xiao Di's perfunctory look, Bazahei moved the beard on his face a little dissatisfied. Xiao Di only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and the fat cat in his hand suddenly became bigger. Before he realized what was going on, he went down In a second, a huge white tiger with gold and silver demon pupils instantly crushed him to the ground.

Xiao Di fell to the ground and twitched the corners of his mouth: Huh? ? ?

Overwhelmed by the white tiger, Xiao Di stared at the white tiger's golden and silver demon pupils with a dazed face. After staring awkwardly for a long time, Xiao Di stared blankly at the bloody mouth of the white tiger, "...you can still Get bigger?"

When he was crushed to the ground, the loose white robe on Xiao Di's body accidentally slipped away, and the white tiger pressing on him swept across his white and strong chest with a pair of huge gold and silver monster eyes, without changing his expression. Shaking his furry head, he answered shortly, "...um."

My cat will get bigger!Surprised or not?Is it surprising?Are you happy?

Xiao Di:. . . .

After a short silence, Xiao Di looked at the stinky and shameless white tiger on his body, "...smile...are you... in heat again?"

...Why again?

Hearing this, a hint of embarrassment flashed across Dug's golden and silver demon pupils, and he turned into a fat cat again with a "bang", flipped somersaults in the air and landed on Xiao Di's chest. Excessively, "Hmph! Nothing! This seat's estrus period hasn't arrived yet!"

Xiao Di got up and grabbed the dead fat cat with a proud face on his chest, and rubbed the fat cat's furry belly vigorously, teasing, "Really! Then just now..."

"Meow-"

Halfway through Xiao Di's words, the fat cat in his hand suddenly struggled violently, kicking its four claws and trying to escape from Xiao Di's grasp. He looked dead, and walked out with an elegant catwalk as if nothing had happened, "Hey, I go out and have a look, you idiot, read the outline first, and you will know what this week's chapter is about after reading the outline..." Pretending seriously It looked like nothing happened.

"... Bazahei!" Seeing that it was about to leave, Xiao Di suddenly stopped it from behind.

"Huh?" Bazahei stopped with his back to Xiao Di.

"...the previous two weeks..." Xiao Di stared at its furry head, "Why did you become like that?"

Bazahei was silent for a while, then raised his paw and continued to walk out, "...no reason."

This fat cat who deserves to be beaten!Looking at Bazahei's noble and glamorous back, Xiao Di cursed angrily in his heart, lowered his head and suddenly found that his hands were stained with blood, Xiao Di then dully realized that his hands had been scratched with a few tiny claw marks , um... maybe Bazahei accidentally scratched it when he was struggling to get out just now?He didn't feel any pain at all. Why is Zhou Mu's body feeling like a zombie this time?

Observing the claw marks on his hand inexplicably, Xiao Di thought indifferently, should labor and management go for rabies vaccination? ... Forget it, a small wound, it doesn't hurt anyway, let's read the outline first!

In a nutshell, this is a pure love story of a rookie hero, a human warrior, and a twisted and depraved dark elf.

The background of the story is a different world continent where time and space coordinates are very unclear. In addition to humans, there are also various colorful and magical species on this continent, such as elves, dwarves, dragons, Goblins, orcs, half-orcs, etc. When there are more intelligent species on the continent, there will inevitably be friction between different races. It’s a common thing that you don’t like me and I look down on you. He is very narcissistic and feels that he is the most noble, which is different from those coquettish sluts outside.

Having said that, no matter how much you look down on other races, you are not autistic children after all. It is impossible to completely close yourself and not communicate with other races. After all, my example in the Qing Dynasty is there. It's vividly placed... Wait, how could there be a Qing Dynasty in another world? ...Oh, it's not important. Anyway, with the change of the times, although people still look down on other races from the bottom of their hearts, the connections between different races have indeed gradually increased, and the entire continent is showing a flourishing prosperity. scene.

However, there is such a race, which is different from those hypocritical coquettish sluts outside. In this era of racial integration where even the dragons have to come out to the mainland to swindle money and pretend to be coercive, they stubbornly insist on their own racism. Resist any form of invasion by all alien species, and paranoidly believe that other races except themselves are evil forces with evil plans.

Yes, this mysterious race with severe persecution paranoia is the legendary elf race that is rich in beauties and white lotuses.

In fact, speaking of it, the elves are not inherently so autistic. In the early years, the elves also loved to walk on the mainland. They went out to take risks and travel. The world is so big, who wouldn't want to see it!However, because the elves are very beautiful and pure in nature, they simply wrote "I'm easy to cheat" on their faces when they went to that stop. I found that this is a good way to make a fortune and become well-off.

The people on the mainland have made a fortune, and the situation of the elves is very difficult. For a while, a large number of elves were abducted and sold, and many elves who went out to see the world never came back. When it was the most rampant, some people even went to the elf forest group The team brushed the dungeon, forcibly invaded the old den of the elves, caught the elves and sold them, and forced the hospitable cuties one by one into persecution paranoia.

In such an environment, the elves, who have been hurt again and again, decisively decided to avoid the world and stay at home. Although the beauty of the elves is famous for their simplicity, the elves are the darlings of nature, and their combat effectiveness cannot be tolerated. Xiao Wang, in order to protect himself to the greatest extent, the Elven King set up an enchantment on the outermost edge of the Elven Forest, and ordered that foreigners are not allowed to step into the Elven Forest. Once someone approaches the Elven Forest, they will directly do it without forcing it. What is the purpose of killing first.

Over time, the elves have become a legendary mysterious race on the mainland.

The protagonist of this story, Shou, was originally a young elf living in the forest of elves... oh no, a half-elf.

As the protagonist Shou, this guy’s life experience can be regarded as sad for those who heard it and tears for those who listened to it. The mother of the protagonist Shou is a bohemian female elf who loves freedom. As a young girl, she secretly ran outside the Elf Forest to play, and accidentally fell in love with the humans outside. In the end, she was deceived by the cunning humans and fled back to the Elf Forest when she was about to be sold to the slave market. After returning to the forest of elves, the rebellious girl found out that she was actually pregnant, and the child still shed half of human blood.

At that time, the elves did not have the technology of 3-minute painless abortion. When they found out that they were pregnant, the rebellious girl had no choice but to hide the blood of the child from the tribe and forcibly gave birth to the child. Being pointed at by others is not a crime that will lead to death, but it is a felony to have a relationship with a human being. If she is expelled from the forest of elves, she will be finished!

Unexpectedly, the rebellious girl accidentally died of dystocia when the protagonist Shou was born. As soon as the protagonist Shou was born, he became an orphan without parents. age.

For the elves, 15 years old is the age of adulthood. On the day when they are 15 years old, the elves will participate in the wing-spreading ceremony hosted by the elf king. After being blessed by the elf king, they will drink the fountain of life and give birth to a pair of adult elves from behind. Wings, complete the transition from infancy to adulthood.

On the day of his 15th birthday, he didn't know what kind of protagonist he was, so he excitedly went to participate in his Wing Spreading Ceremony, but he didn't expect that after the ceremony was completed, under the eager onlookers of the whole clan of elves, he would be His face was blushing, and there was no hair on his back—surprised or not!Not surprisingly!

This is very embarrassing, okay?

The young protagonist Shou, with pointed ears and green eyes, delicate face and slender bones, is no different from an ordinary young elf. Human blood couldn't be hidden, so the elf king ordered the dirty bastard to be driven out of the elf forest on the spot.

From being happy that I am going to become an adult to not having wings at the Wing Spreading Ceremony, from discovering that I am half human to being kicked out of the forest of elves, the amount of information is too much and the protagonist is confused and homeless Before the sense of loss subsides, the protagonist Shou is targeted by a kidnapping gang wandering outside the Forest of Elves.

Heartbroken, he was caught by the abducting gang and brutally abused. The protagonist Shou who came back to his senses was finally blackened, and instantly degenerated from a pure and kind life elf into a twisted and dark dark elf. Combat power is up, after killing the kidnapping gang and getting the first blood, the protagonist Shou, who feels that he is not addicted to killing, has registered as a mercenary in the mercenary union. He became an S-rank mercenary in the trade union and became a terrible dark elf legend in the mercenary world.

Although he has become a dark elf, the protagonist Shou who is an elf is still exquisite and beautiful. In order to avoid trouble, the protagonist Shou usually wears a hood to cover his face when going out. Being attacked, just when the protagonist Shou was about to kill, he was caught off guard by a human mercenary hero.

After the protagonist of the human mercenary gang was beaten away by those people, he turned around and saw that he also had the logo of the mercenary union on his body. He thought that this elf was a fledgling rookie just like himself, so he volunteered to show his C-level mercenary. Bing Zheng wants to team up with the protagonist Shou, the "weak elf", and even promises to take him to pretend to fly.

For a long time, the protagonist Shou has always been alone. With the strength of the protagonist Shou, it is enough to do it alone. The taste of teaming is really useless except for hind legs, but looking at this interesting human dish in front of him Chicken, the protagonist Shou, who wanted to refuse directly, unexpectedly agreed to this rookie's request to form a team.

That's right, this human mercenary rookie is the protagonist of this week's game, and this week's game actually takes the route of strong and weak attack.

Hidden strength and the protagonist Gong teamed up several low-level dungeons. The protagonist Shou accidentally exposed his strength in a critical juncture in a mission. He exposed his strength and revealed his identity. The "weak elf" is the legendary S-class mercenary dark elf. The protagonist Gong burst into tears when he knew the truth, and instantly felt that he had been deceived. ...I'm so ashamed and indignant that I really want to die...

After learning the truth, the protagonist Gong broke up with the protagonist Shou in an instant, and parted ways with the protagonist Shou heartbroken.

Although the protagonist Shou has had a good impression of the protagonist Gong for so long, it is not the style of blackening Shou to stay. S-level task distraction - go to the forest of elves to snatch the fruit of life.

The fruit of life is the sacred object of the elves. The tree of life can only produce one at random in a hundred years, and the entire elves only have one. To snatch the fruit of life is almost to be an enemy of the entire elves.

This task was issued by a human lord. The lord's daughter was seriously ill and needed the fruit of life to be cured. The lord issued a high reward for this fruit. Ready to attack the forest of elves.

The blackened protagonist Shou has no interest in the bounty itself, and accepts this task only because he is actually interested in the elves—the enmity between him and the elves has not yet begun to be settled.

Because this task itself is S-level, the protagonist Gong is not eligible to receive it, but after parting ways with the protagonist Shou, this rookie couldn't wait to prove himself. Unfortunately, he was seriously injured during the mission, and his life was dying. Even if he was alive, he needed the fruit of life to save him.

That little rookie is about to die, so it's okay!The protagonist Shou Kuangba smiled coolly—it's getting cold, let the elves exterminate!

In this way, in order to save the protagonist Gong, the protagonist gets mixed up in the mercenary army to defeat the elves, and after getting the fruit of life, he kills the other mercenaries and pushes all the blame on the elves. Yuxue returns triumphantly with the fruit of life, and after saving the protagonist Gong with the fruit of life, the two live happily together.

Happy Ending.

Zhoumu Xiaodi's identity this time is the elf king who killed the protagonist Shou from the elf forest and directly caused him to be blackened, and was finally cannon fodder by the protagonist Shou's clan annihilation.

The mission of this week is also very simple, 1. Be a qualified elf king; 2. Drive the protagonist out of the elf forest on the day he receives the ceremony of spreading his wings; 3. Wash his neck and wait for cannon fodder.

After reading the outline, Xiao Di immediately set a flag for himself: This is simply a sub-question!Character setting and cannon fodder methods are both very good at labor and management, such an excellent cannon fodder like labor and management, don't take this level of attention at all, okay?