Cannon fodder's death manual
Chapter 103 Bishamonten
I have to say that Xiao Yan, the cheap brother, is very quick to handle the facts. Xiao Di said that he wanted to join the expeditionary army, and the cheap brother asked someone to enter Xiao Di's information into the expeditionary army system, and the notification letter was sent the next day. Once at home, Xiao Di officially became a corporal of the glorious expeditionary force.
Xiao Di could only express expressionlessly about all this shit: Hehe.
...who the hell wants that guy to be so efficient!Who the hell is willing to die for the Federation!Who the hell wants to go to a place like Andromeda that doesn't shit!Labor and capital want to be a salted fish that licks cats all day long!Whoever wants to go to that kind of bitter, tiring and dangerous place!
Damn it, why did you have to be obsessed with some detours at that time, and just tell Xiao Yan that you want to enter the military department?What's the big deal about being scolded, it's not like I haven't been scolded before, it's better to go to a place like Andromeda...
Nozuonodiewhyyoutry!
Looking at the notification letter on the table wanting to cry without tears, Xiao Disheng fell down on the sofa with nothing to love, now he must be unable to escape now, the military order is like a mountain, it seems that he can only bite the bullet, wow!Isn't it just to suppress a bandit? Labor and capital are such an excellent cannon fodder that the world has never seen before!
Looking at Xiao Di who was lying on the sofa with nothing in love, the young man quietly crawled over and lowered his head and kissed the corner of Xiao Di's mouth lightly, "I like you, I like you." The golden and silver demon pupils were full of innocence.
Xiao Di pinched Bazahei's pretty face and sighed, "Damn fat cat, labor and management may have to go out for a long time this time..."
As if feeling something, Bazahei laid down beside Xiao Di carefully, stretched out his arms and hugged Xiao Di's waist tightly and refused to let go, "Master..."
Xiao Di stroked the black head of the bazaar and comforted him, "It's so spicy, so spicy, I know you don't want to part with the labor and management, and the labor and management will come back to see you as soon as they finish their work, okay?"
Ding—system task: Please complete the plot of killing the star bandit leader in the bandit suppression.
After receiving the system task, Xiao Di sat up suddenly, and Bazahei, who was holding his waist, trembled in fright. Xiao Di looked at this system task with a dazed expression, what the hell!Why did the stupid system suddenly release system tasks!It is also necessary for labor and capital to kill the leader of the Star Bandit, so that such a deadly mission is not afraid of labor and capital... Wait!Did labor and capital forget something? !
Looking at this system task, I always felt that I forgot something, so Xiao Di quickly opened the "Synopsis of the Plot". After not reading the outline for so long, labor and management almost forgot the plot!
Sure enough, the outline clearly stated: After entering the military headquarters, the original owner participated in the suppression of bandits in Andromeda, and killed the leader of the star bandits in one fell swoop during the suppression process... Hehe, original owner, you are really awesome !
But fortunately, although there were some mistakes in the process, he did not enter the army smoothly as stated in the outline, but fortunately, the general direction was right. He will report to the Expeditionary Army soon and then go to Andromeda to suppress the bandits. If you take the time to kill someone, the task will be considered complete... What the hell is the leader of the Star Bandit, who was killed by labor and management at will!You seem to be teasing me on purpose. . .
There is nothing to love in life... Dead fat cat, the idiot system gave labor and management a suicide mission...
"Smile, it would be great if you were awake now," Xiao Di sighed helplessly looking at Bazahei's innocent gold and silver eyes, "at least you can help labor."
For some reason, the young man tilted his head at him with his innocent golden and silver demon pupils open. Xiao Di didn't respond after looking at him for a long time, so he pouted and picked up Xiao Di's hand and rubbed his face.
"Owner……"
"Stupid fat cat!"
To Xiao Di's surprise, when he took the notification letter to the expeditionary army headquarters to report, he unexpectedly met the protagonist Shou who also came here to report.
Bai Qiu was also surprised when he saw Xiao Di. He thought that an ignorant dandy like Xiao Di would definitely go to the Alpha star to garrison, gendarmerie, or other more relaxed troops after graduation, but he didn't expect that he would Meeting him in this kind of bitter, tiring and dangerous forward force, no matter how you think about this kind of place, it doesn't match that guy's temperament.
Seeing the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di smiled and spoke up first, "Yo! Isn't this Bai Qiu? What a coincidence! You also joined the expeditionary army?"
"It's not surprising that I joined the Expeditionary Army, but you, why did you come to the Expeditionary Army? I heard from Tang Xin that you are going to the Military Police Corps?" Bai Qiu looked at Xiao Di who was wearing a black military uniform.
"Oh~ so it was the little sweetheart who said it..." Xiao Di nodded solemnly, and then burst out laughing, "...Of course it was a lie to him hahaha! How can an outstanding young man like Ben with high aspirations be like this?" I will go to a place like the Gendarmerie to eat and die~"
Bai Qiu looked at him silently, his eyes filled with contempt "Don't pretend you're that kind of person".
Xiao Di shrugged his shoulders, turning his head in tears silently in his heart, labor and management would not even want to come to this kind of place... Can the labor and management refuse the special system task!Can labor and management refuse Xiao Yan's divine assist!Secretly tell you that labor and capital not only want to enter the expeditionary army, but also plan to kill the leader of the star bandits in the future, so I ask you if you are afraid!
After finishing the report in a hurry, before Xiao Di had time to look at the dormitory, he was stopped by an officer, "Corporal Xiao Di, please follow me, General Xiao wants to see you."
Xiao Di was dumbfounded, brother cheap wants to see labor?See what labor and capital are doing at this time, so don't come up with something suddenly... Emma didn't want to transfer labor back because of the sudden burst of brother-controlling attribute!no!Now the situation is different from before, labor and capital can't just leave the front line casually!That damn Star Bandit leader is still waiting for labor and management to kill him!
Unsure of what Xiao Yan was looking for at this time, Xiao Di asked nervously, "...just ask me, what is my brother looking for me for?"
The officer replied while driving, "I don't know about this either, you should ask Admiral Xiao yourself."
While talking, the hover car had already driven into the headquarters of the Alpha star army. After getting off the car, he followed the officer to Xiao Yan's office. The meeting is finally over.
When Xiao Yan entered the door, what he saw was Xiao Di lying crookedly on the sofa in the office playing games, he walked over helplessly and patted Xiao Di's leg and taught, "People who have already graduated are so careless about their image , are you worthy of this military uniform?"
"Ah! Bro, you're done with the meeting." Seeing that it was Xiao Yan, Xiao Di quickly turned off the game and sat up on the sofa, "What did you ask me to do?"
Seeing the messy military uniform on Xiao Di's body, Xiao Yan helplessly stretched out his hand to straighten Xiao Di's collar, "Of course I called you here because I have something to do with you. When will your expeditionary force set off for Andromeda?"
"I guess it will only be a few days. The officer who listened to the report said that the Andromeda star pirates have become more and more rampant recently, and several waves of expeditionary troops sent can't be suppressed. Our group of recruits may have to go to the front line in just a few days." Supported."
After Xiao Di finished speaking, Xiao Yan sighed lowly, stretched out his hand and gently straightened Xiao Di's messy hair, "The Andromeda star thief is extremely vicious, and it has been a serious problem for the Federation all these years. When I promised you to let you go to Andromeda I wanted to train you, but I didn't expect you to go to the front line in a blink of an eye, alas, the eldest brother is only a younger brother like you, if you have troubles on the battlefield..."
Labor and management not only want to go to the front line, but also prepare to tear up the star robbers with bare hands, so I ask you if you are afraid!Seeing Xiao Yan like this, Xiao Di quickly swore, "It's all right! Brother, when I was my age, he already had a great military exploits and a reputation! Now it's my turn, and I will never embarrass my brother." Yes! But brother, don’t worry, you can’t run if you can’t beat me! Don’t worry, your brother is very smart, I’m sure I’ll be the first to run if there’s a situation!”
This appearance of Xiao Di made Xiao Yan laugh. He rubbed Xiao Di's head heavily and scolded with a smile, "I'm thinking of being a deserter before going to the battlefield. Are you my Xiao Yan's younger brother?"
Xiao Di hurriedly flattered him, "Brother is the youngest general in the Federation, how can I compare with him!"
"Okay, don't be serious," Xiao Yan suddenly said seriously, "I actually have a serious business to call you here today."
"Business?" Xiao Di was puzzled.
"You come with me."
Following Xiao Yan into the military building, Xiao Di looked east and west all the way, like a country bumpkin who just entered the city, "Brother, where are we going?" Xiao Di chased Xiao Yan and asked.
While speaking, Xiao Yan had brought Xiao Di into a place that looked like a laboratory, and he answered while leading the way, "Technology Development Department."
"Technology Development Department?" Looking suspiciously at Xiao Yan's certified iris, Xiao Di muttered in a low voice, "Why do you bring labor and capital to this kind of place..."
As soon as Xiao Yan entered the Technology Development Department, a young man in a white coat greeted him with a smile, "Xiao! You're here!" Seeing that there was someone behind Xiao Yan, the man stopped and squinted his eyes to look Xiao Di up and down. "...Xiao, this is your precious brother! Uh...he looks so cute!"
Xiao Di smiled kindly: As a man, Laozi is really unhappy, you praised Laozi for being cute!In other words, we can also consider being friends, such as tall, mighty, handsome, unrestrained and unrestrained Yushu Linfeng, what do you think...
"Well, my brother Xiao Di." After Xiao Yan nodded, he turned his head and introduced to Xiao Di, "A Di, this is Minister Lin of the Technology Development Department."
Looking at the white coat, Xiao Di smiled awkwardly and said hello, "Minister Lin."
"Ah! Xiao! Your brother is so cute!" the white coat exclaimed, "How could he be your brother who is so cute! This is unscientific!"
Xiao Di: To be honest, you really turned your face on the boss again!
Ignoring Lin Yun's ridicule, Xiao Yan said seriously, "Lin Yun, where was that thing last time?"
"That's already OK! It's just waiting for you to inspect the goods..." Halfway through the speech, the white coat seemed to have suddenly realized something, pointing at Xiao Di and looking at Xiao Yan in surprise, "That You don't want to use it for him, do you?"
Xiao Yan nodded as a matter of course, "Well, take me to see." After speaking, he turned to look at Xiao Di, "Let's go, brother will give you something."
Xiao Di was stunned: What the hell!What kind of PY deal are these two people doing!Xiao Yan, what is it that this guy wants to give labor and management to make it so mysterious?
...Although the situation is completely unclear, the labor and management still have a little expectation in their hearts!
Xiao Di could only express expressionlessly about all this shit: Hehe.
...who the hell wants that guy to be so efficient!Who the hell is willing to die for the Federation!Who the hell wants to go to a place like Andromeda that doesn't shit!Labor and capital want to be a salted fish that licks cats all day long!Whoever wants to go to that kind of bitter, tiring and dangerous place!
Damn it, why did you have to be obsessed with some detours at that time, and just tell Xiao Yan that you want to enter the military department?What's the big deal about being scolded, it's not like I haven't been scolded before, it's better to go to a place like Andromeda...
Nozuonodiewhyyoutry!
Looking at the notification letter on the table wanting to cry without tears, Xiao Disheng fell down on the sofa with nothing to love, now he must be unable to escape now, the military order is like a mountain, it seems that he can only bite the bullet, wow!Isn't it just to suppress a bandit? Labor and capital are such an excellent cannon fodder that the world has never seen before!
Looking at Xiao Di who was lying on the sofa with nothing in love, the young man quietly crawled over and lowered his head and kissed the corner of Xiao Di's mouth lightly, "I like you, I like you." The golden and silver demon pupils were full of innocence.
Xiao Di pinched Bazahei's pretty face and sighed, "Damn fat cat, labor and management may have to go out for a long time this time..."
As if feeling something, Bazahei laid down beside Xiao Di carefully, stretched out his arms and hugged Xiao Di's waist tightly and refused to let go, "Master..."
Xiao Di stroked the black head of the bazaar and comforted him, "It's so spicy, so spicy, I know you don't want to part with the labor and management, and the labor and management will come back to see you as soon as they finish their work, okay?"
Ding—system task: Please complete the plot of killing the star bandit leader in the bandit suppression.
After receiving the system task, Xiao Di sat up suddenly, and Bazahei, who was holding his waist, trembled in fright. Xiao Di looked at this system task with a dazed expression, what the hell!Why did the stupid system suddenly release system tasks!It is also necessary for labor and capital to kill the leader of the Star Bandit, so that such a deadly mission is not afraid of labor and capital... Wait!Did labor and capital forget something? !
Looking at this system task, I always felt that I forgot something, so Xiao Di quickly opened the "Synopsis of the Plot". After not reading the outline for so long, labor and management almost forgot the plot!
Sure enough, the outline clearly stated: After entering the military headquarters, the original owner participated in the suppression of bandits in Andromeda, and killed the leader of the star bandits in one fell swoop during the suppression process... Hehe, original owner, you are really awesome !
But fortunately, although there were some mistakes in the process, he did not enter the army smoothly as stated in the outline, but fortunately, the general direction was right. He will report to the Expeditionary Army soon and then go to Andromeda to suppress the bandits. If you take the time to kill someone, the task will be considered complete... What the hell is the leader of the Star Bandit, who was killed by labor and management at will!You seem to be teasing me on purpose. . .
There is nothing to love in life... Dead fat cat, the idiot system gave labor and management a suicide mission...
"Smile, it would be great if you were awake now," Xiao Di sighed helplessly looking at Bazahei's innocent gold and silver eyes, "at least you can help labor."
For some reason, the young man tilted his head at him with his innocent golden and silver demon pupils open. Xiao Di didn't respond after looking at him for a long time, so he pouted and picked up Xiao Di's hand and rubbed his face.
"Owner……"
"Stupid fat cat!"
To Xiao Di's surprise, when he took the notification letter to the expeditionary army headquarters to report, he unexpectedly met the protagonist Shou who also came here to report.
Bai Qiu was also surprised when he saw Xiao Di. He thought that an ignorant dandy like Xiao Di would definitely go to the Alpha star to garrison, gendarmerie, or other more relaxed troops after graduation, but he didn't expect that he would Meeting him in this kind of bitter, tiring and dangerous forward force, no matter how you think about this kind of place, it doesn't match that guy's temperament.
Seeing the protagonist Shou, Xiao Di smiled and spoke up first, "Yo! Isn't this Bai Qiu? What a coincidence! You also joined the expeditionary army?"
"It's not surprising that I joined the Expeditionary Army, but you, why did you come to the Expeditionary Army? I heard from Tang Xin that you are going to the Military Police Corps?" Bai Qiu looked at Xiao Di who was wearing a black military uniform.
"Oh~ so it was the little sweetheart who said it..." Xiao Di nodded solemnly, and then burst out laughing, "...Of course it was a lie to him hahaha! How can an outstanding young man like Ben with high aspirations be like this?" I will go to a place like the Gendarmerie to eat and die~"
Bai Qiu looked at him silently, his eyes filled with contempt "Don't pretend you're that kind of person".
Xiao Di shrugged his shoulders, turning his head in tears silently in his heart, labor and management would not even want to come to this kind of place... Can the labor and management refuse the special system task!Can labor and management refuse Xiao Yan's divine assist!Secretly tell you that labor and capital not only want to enter the expeditionary army, but also plan to kill the leader of the star bandits in the future, so I ask you if you are afraid!
After finishing the report in a hurry, before Xiao Di had time to look at the dormitory, he was stopped by an officer, "Corporal Xiao Di, please follow me, General Xiao wants to see you."
Xiao Di was dumbfounded, brother cheap wants to see labor?See what labor and capital are doing at this time, so don't come up with something suddenly... Emma didn't want to transfer labor back because of the sudden burst of brother-controlling attribute!no!Now the situation is different from before, labor and capital can't just leave the front line casually!That damn Star Bandit leader is still waiting for labor and management to kill him!
Unsure of what Xiao Yan was looking for at this time, Xiao Di asked nervously, "...just ask me, what is my brother looking for me for?"
The officer replied while driving, "I don't know about this either, you should ask Admiral Xiao yourself."
While talking, the hover car had already driven into the headquarters of the Alpha star army. After getting off the car, he followed the officer to Xiao Yan's office. The meeting is finally over.
When Xiao Yan entered the door, what he saw was Xiao Di lying crookedly on the sofa in the office playing games, he walked over helplessly and patted Xiao Di's leg and taught, "People who have already graduated are so careless about their image , are you worthy of this military uniform?"
"Ah! Bro, you're done with the meeting." Seeing that it was Xiao Yan, Xiao Di quickly turned off the game and sat up on the sofa, "What did you ask me to do?"
Seeing the messy military uniform on Xiao Di's body, Xiao Yan helplessly stretched out his hand to straighten Xiao Di's collar, "Of course I called you here because I have something to do with you. When will your expeditionary force set off for Andromeda?"
"I guess it will only be a few days. The officer who listened to the report said that the Andromeda star pirates have become more and more rampant recently, and several waves of expeditionary troops sent can't be suppressed. Our group of recruits may have to go to the front line in just a few days." Supported."
After Xiao Di finished speaking, Xiao Yan sighed lowly, stretched out his hand and gently straightened Xiao Di's messy hair, "The Andromeda star thief is extremely vicious, and it has been a serious problem for the Federation all these years. When I promised you to let you go to Andromeda I wanted to train you, but I didn't expect you to go to the front line in a blink of an eye, alas, the eldest brother is only a younger brother like you, if you have troubles on the battlefield..."
Labor and management not only want to go to the front line, but also prepare to tear up the star robbers with bare hands, so I ask you if you are afraid!Seeing Xiao Yan like this, Xiao Di quickly swore, "It's all right! Brother, when I was my age, he already had a great military exploits and a reputation! Now it's my turn, and I will never embarrass my brother." Yes! But brother, don’t worry, you can’t run if you can’t beat me! Don’t worry, your brother is very smart, I’m sure I’ll be the first to run if there’s a situation!”
This appearance of Xiao Di made Xiao Yan laugh. He rubbed Xiao Di's head heavily and scolded with a smile, "I'm thinking of being a deserter before going to the battlefield. Are you my Xiao Yan's younger brother?"
Xiao Di hurriedly flattered him, "Brother is the youngest general in the Federation, how can I compare with him!"
"Okay, don't be serious," Xiao Yan suddenly said seriously, "I actually have a serious business to call you here today."
"Business?" Xiao Di was puzzled.
"You come with me."
Following Xiao Yan into the military building, Xiao Di looked east and west all the way, like a country bumpkin who just entered the city, "Brother, where are we going?" Xiao Di chased Xiao Yan and asked.
While speaking, Xiao Yan had brought Xiao Di into a place that looked like a laboratory, and he answered while leading the way, "Technology Development Department."
"Technology Development Department?" Looking suspiciously at Xiao Yan's certified iris, Xiao Di muttered in a low voice, "Why do you bring labor and capital to this kind of place..."
As soon as Xiao Yan entered the Technology Development Department, a young man in a white coat greeted him with a smile, "Xiao! You're here!" Seeing that there was someone behind Xiao Yan, the man stopped and squinted his eyes to look Xiao Di up and down. "...Xiao, this is your precious brother! Uh...he looks so cute!"
Xiao Di smiled kindly: As a man, Laozi is really unhappy, you praised Laozi for being cute!In other words, we can also consider being friends, such as tall, mighty, handsome, unrestrained and unrestrained Yushu Linfeng, what do you think...
"Well, my brother Xiao Di." After Xiao Yan nodded, he turned his head and introduced to Xiao Di, "A Di, this is Minister Lin of the Technology Development Department."
Looking at the white coat, Xiao Di smiled awkwardly and said hello, "Minister Lin."
"Ah! Xiao! Your brother is so cute!" the white coat exclaimed, "How could he be your brother who is so cute! This is unscientific!"
Xiao Di: To be honest, you really turned your face on the boss again!
Ignoring Lin Yun's ridicule, Xiao Yan said seriously, "Lin Yun, where was that thing last time?"
"That's already OK! It's just waiting for you to inspect the goods..." Halfway through the speech, the white coat seemed to have suddenly realized something, pointing at Xiao Di and looking at Xiao Yan in surprise, "That You don't want to use it for him, do you?"
Xiao Yan nodded as a matter of course, "Well, take me to see." After speaking, he turned to look at Xiao Di, "Let's go, brother will give you something."
Xiao Di was stunned: What the hell!What kind of PY deal are these two people doing!Xiao Yan, what is it that this guy wants to give labor and management to make it so mysterious?
...Although the situation is completely unclear, the labor and management still have a little expectation in their hearts!
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