Cannon fodder's death manual

At dusk, Bai Qiu gradually regained consciousness amidst the chaos.

After finally regaining control of her body, Bai Qiu frowned slightly at the faint throbbing pain from the wound on her waist. She lay there silently for a long while, and slowly opened her difficult eyelids.

I……

where is this...

"...you're awake..." Vaguely, he seemed to hear someone whispering something softly in his ear, but the voice seemed to be separated from him by a thick layer of membrane, so distant and misty that he couldn't hear it clearly. He felt as if He heard it clearly, but he didn't seem to hear anything clearly, or even if he really heard it clearly, he couldn't understand what the person said at this time because of his chaotic thinking.

who is it……

Gradually, the chaotic thoughts began to gather together, the memory before coma began to slowly wake up, and the blurry scene in front of him gradually became clear. He stared blankly at the man in black military uniform in front of him. Thin jaw.

It's him……

The man's handsome face and the swaying sharp chin of the man deep in memory slowly overlapped.

"You're awake, how do you feel? Is there any discomfort?" He heard the man ask himself softly.

Staring blankly at the man's thin chin, Bai Qiu replied blankly, "...I'm fine..."

"...Major Yanbei."

It was already evening when I got home on the suspension car, and when I entered the door, Xiao Di stretched her waist: Ah——I encountered so many things on the first day of school. Fighting wits and bravery with the protagonist Gong Shou and a cheap brother until the end of the story, I feel tired...

...By the way, where is the dead fat cat?Sure enough, only petting cats can relieve labor and capital's depressed mood at this time...

"……what?"

The moment Xiao Di entered the door, a black figure hurriedly hid behind the sofa. Seeing the sneaky black figure, Xiao Di was a little puzzled, and soon realized that it was the foolish one. Dead Fat Cat, in my heart, I actually think that Dead Fat Mao's current appearance is a bit cute.

... Labor and capital must be bewitched.

Walking over and bending over to look at the teenager curled up in the crack of the sofa, Xiao Di said funny, "...it's me, I'm back."

The young man huddled there and raised his beautiful gold and silver demon pupils to take a sneak peek. Seeing that it was Xiao Di, he was instantly relieved, and quickly threw himself into Xiao Di's arms and hugged Xiao Di's neck, unwilling to let go, "Master, master, master... ..."

Xiao Di: What's the matter with listening to the dead fat cat calling the owner and getting used to it, but actually feeling a little happy!I don't know if the dead fat cat will wake up and call labor-management idiot labor-management or not...

"Okay, okay, Laozi is back..." While comforting the dead fat cat rolling coquettishly in his arms, he hugged the dead fat cat out of the gap in the sofa in the posture of holding a child, and hugged the dead fat cat Sitting on the sofa, Xiao Di stretched out his hands to pinch Bazahei's pretty little face, "Smile, when I'm not around, are you obedient and eating well?"

"Master..." The young man put his arms around Xiao Di's neck and called softly, suddenly seeing the shallow knife wound on Xiao Di's side face, he stretched out his red tongue and licked the wound non-stop.

Being licked by Bazahei made his face itch, Xiao Di uncomfortably pressed Bazahei's head and pushed him down, "Don't lick Laozi blindly, you obscene fat cat!"

"Master..." After being pushed away, Bazahei looked at Xiao Di pitifully with a pair of innocent golden and silver eyes.

grass!It's too foul for a dead fat cat to look like this...

Caught off guard by Baza's cuteness for a while, Xiao Di silently spurned himself in his heart, and to cover up, he stretched out his hands and slapped the dead fat cat's head indiscriminately, making his hair messy, "...don't pretend to be pitiful!"

"Master..." The messy boy was still pitiful.

"You stupid fat cat!" Reaching out to help the boy straighten out the messy hair, Xiao Di scolded with a smile, "Don't be malicious and play cute!" After finishing the haircut, seeing Bazahei's innocent and ignorant look, Xiao Di suddenly sighed helplessly, "...What do you think happened to you? Why did a good fat cat suddenly become stupid!"

Seeing Xiao Di sigh, the boy put his head on Xiao Di's neck and rubbed it coquettishly, "Master..."

Xiao Di rubbed the back of the boy's furry head helplessly, "Aside from these two words, don't you know anything else, stupid fat cat..."

"Owner……"

Just when Xiao Di was disappointed that Bazahei was so stupid that he could only say the word "Master", he was soon slapped in the face by Bazahei's strength - Bazahei quickly proved to Xiao Di that he was actually have other language skills.

It happened this evening.

Xiao Di took care of Bazahei after dinner, carried Bazahei to the living room, sat on the sofa and pressed the multimedia control button next to the sofa.

I wanted to watch TV to enrich my after-school life, and to show Bazahei a glimpse of the future world. Unexpectedly, when the virtual TV projection unfolded slowly in front of the two of them, Bazahei seemed to be suddenly frightened and plunged into it like a rabbit. In Xiao Di's arms, trembling all over, as if some kind of scourge was unfolding in front of him.

I didn’t expect to turn on the TV to scare the dead fat cat into such a state. The dead fat cat is really weak now. Xiao Di complained silently in his heart. The thin back of the boy in his arms comforted, "Don't be afraid, smile, it's just a TV, it won't hurt you."

Bazahei still buried his head deeply in Xiao Di's arms, trembling and couldn't bear to look directly at the TV screen in front of him.

"Don't be afraid, it won't hurt you, I promise. Smile and look up." Xiao Di tried to persuade.

Hearing Xiao Di's words, Bazahei carefully raised his head from his embrace, and secretly glanced at the TV screen not far away with his beautiful golden and silver demon eyes. Hastily hid in Xiao Di's arms.

Seeing Bazahei's appearance, Xiao Di calmed his emotions and sighed helplessly, "...Damn Fat Cat, when will you wake up..." Although the dead Fat Cat looks like a mentally retarded person is cute, but As expected, labor and management are more used to Fat Cat's domineering appearance...

... Is labor and capital shaking M?

After finally teaching Bazahei to overcome the psychological barrier, seeing that Bazahei seems to have gradually accepted the existence of such things as "TV", Xiao Di handed the remote control to Bazahei, "press this button, you can choose your own Love the show."

Bazahei opened his round golden and silver demon pupils, looked at Xiao Di, and then at the remote control in his hand. After hesitating again and again, he carefully pressed the button indicated by Xiao Di, and the TV screen switched accordingly, but he was scared. He flinched suddenly, his hand trembled and the remote control was almost thrown out.

"It's okay, trust me," Xiao Di hilariously took Bazahei's trembling hand, held Bazahei's thin fingers and patiently taught him to press the switch button, "Look, it won't hurt you of."

After going back and forth, seeing that thing really didn't seem to hurt him, the young man gradually became more courageous, he pressed the switch button tentatively, and the TV screen changed accordingly, he instantly widened his curious eyes, and carefully clicked Pressing the button in his hand, watching the TV screen switch one after another, he started playing with great interest.

Seeing Bazahei happily playing and changing channels, Xiao Di stretched out his hand and rubbed his hairy head lovingly, secretly thinking that he is really a good father: being both a father and a mother, labor and capital are really for This dead fat cat broke my heart...

After playing like that for a long time, Bazahei finally stopped the channel on a program of Animal World. After adjusting the channel, Bazahei obediently leaned in Xiao Di's arms and watched it with relish.Xiao Di was speechless looking at the two white tigers on the screen who rolled into a ball and did some indescribable things, wondering if Fat Cat's appearance was pulling labor and capital to watch pornography/movies?Watching this guy watch the film so much, labor and management finally believe that the body of the dead fat cat is a tiger.

Just when Xiao Di was drowsy from watching cat movies, the boy in his arms suddenly raised his head and looked at Xiao Di who was holding him. Long Neck secretly kissed the corner of Xiao Di's mouth.

"……like you."

Bazahei's sudden movement awakened the drowsy Xiao Di in an instant. He touched the corner of his mouth and looked at the young man in his arms, who also stared innocently at him with a pair of beautiful golden and silver demon pupils. , Seeing that the young man still looked ignorant, Xiao Di said in a daze, "...what did you just say?" He thought he heard it wrong.

"I like you." The boy repeated it simply.

"........."

Shocked and speechless, he stood there for a long time not knowing how to react, seeing the boy's innocence, Xiao Di suddenly covered his face and let out a low laugh—Lao Zi almost believed it hahahaha , this is a mentally retarded fat cat hahaha, he actually said he likes me, it seems that the dead fat cat is really sick hahahaha, looking at him now, I don’t know when he wakes up How can you be so angry!Labor and management should really record this passage and use it to laugh at Fat Cat later, to see if he dares to despise labor and management casually in the future hahaha...

The boy was a little overwhelmed by Xiao Di's bewildered look, he tilted his head and looked at Xiao Di blankly, not knowing what to do, but when he saw Xiao Di suddenly laughed again, he simply thought that Xiao Di was I was very happy, so I laughed along with Hehe for no apparent reason, kissed Xiao Di on the face with a "baji" while laughing, put his arms around Xiao Di's neck and whispered in Xiao Di's ear, "I like you, I like you You, like you..."

Xiao Di wiped the drool off his face, lightly patted the boy's skinny back and cursed with a wry smile, "You stupid fat cat! When you wake up, you will know what you look like now." What a fool."

As if realizing Xiao Di's disbelief, the young man was so anxious that he kept rolling in Xiao Di's arms, pouted and coquettish, "I like you! I like you! I like you!..."

I didn't expect Si Fa Mao to be so stupid and still so persistent. He acted like a baby and rolled around in his arms, swearing that he would not give up until he got a response. Being entangled by Si Fa Mao, Xiao Di could only laugh and cry. The evil forces bowed their heads, "Okay, okay, I know, I know, I like me, right! I like you too."

"Ba~" When Xiao Di responded, the young boy's pretty face turned into a small chrysanthemum with a smile, and he stretched out his head and gave Xiao Di an oversized chrysanthemum.

"like you!"

Looking at the innocent and bright smiling face of the young man in his arms, Xiao Di couldn't help but smile, stretching out his hand to pamper the young man's furry head.

"I like you too."

"...Bai Xiao."