Cannon fodder's death manual

"Honey, do you want to experience a different life?"

"Do you want to fight in all directions in a different world?"

"Do you want to have three thousand beauties in the harem?"

"Do you want to conquer the world and reach the pinnacle of life?"

"Click YES~The system will take you to pretend and fly~"

"What the hell!" Seeing that some colleagues were already watching this side curiously, Xiao Di hastily turned off the sound of the computer, moved the mouse to cross out the game advertisement page that popped up inexplicably, but found that the page There is no red cross in the upper right corner.

"...Why can't I turn it off...it can't be a virus..."

"Manager Xiao, it's ready over there, and the meeting can start." Xiao Wang from the department poked his head out of the meeting room and urged.

"...It will be ready soon!" Xiao Di clicked the mouse anxiously and agreed, then lowered his head and continued to study this strange page, to see if there is a place to exit...

All the materials for the meeting are still in the computer, damn it, I should have copied a copy last night...

"Manager Xiao, are you still okay..." It was Xiao Wang's voice again, and Xiao Di broke out in a cold sweat. Today is the first day of the new boss's inspection of the company, so I can't let it go today...Damn it, what is going on? How to close it!

Suddenly saw two options at the bottom of the page: "YES" & "NO", looked up at the wall clock on the wall, it will be 8 o'clock soon, seeing that he was going to be late for the meeting, Xiao Di gritted his teeth, there was no other way, so he Click "NO"...

"click"

With the "click" sound of pressing the mouse, a burst of dizziness hit, and Xiao Di's consciousness began to blur. A second before his consciousness completely disappeared, a series of electronic voices flashed in his mind, "Congratulations to the player for choosing cannon fodder!" Pure love mode, the system will enter the game after a beep, beep—”

"Huh..." As if waking up from a dream, Xiao Di suddenly opened his eyes and found himself lying on the ground with a dazed expression. Did I just fall asleep?when did i sleep...

"Fuck, I'm going to be late for the meeting!" Thinking that the meeting was about to start, Xiao Di hurriedly wanted to get up from the ground, but just as he moved his body, his back hurt so badly that he trembled and fell back down again. On the ground, "It hurts, hurts... what's going on, why does it hurt so much..."

He stretched his hand behind his back and wanted to feel what was going on on his back. Just as he moved his wrist, Xiao Di found that his wrist was cuffed with a silver chain.

"What is this? Kidnapping?" Just kidding. Who kidnapped me? I moved the chain on my wrist to my eyes, saw the gorgeous and complicated silver rose relief on the chain, and pulled it casually, trying to see if I could get this damn Unexpectedly, just after pulling the chain from his hand, vague Sanskrit lines suddenly appeared on the surface of the chain, and then there was a burning tingling sensation from the handcuffs, and the skin of the wrist was scalded with red marks .

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Xiao Di quickly blew on his burned wrist, "What the hell is this..."

"I advise you not to waste your time in vain. How could you get the cross rose lock off so easily? If you break it forcibly, you will only suffer."

Hearing someone talking, Xiao Di noticed that there was someone else here. The moment he raised his head, Xiao Di was stunned, "Angel..."

Damn Angel!It's a real angel!Look at the holy light on her body, look at the wings behind her, listen to her amazing voice... Titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are blinded and will not be replaced!This guy is definitely a renminbi player. It costs a lot of money to play cosplay. How many light bulbs are hidden on his body to make himself look so dazzling...

The man walked up to Xiao Di and knelt down, "The judgment of the heavens has come, because of stealing the Philosopher's Stone, they will throw you into the lake of fire and brimstone at noon today to be executed."

skyline?Philosopher's Stone?Sulfur Lake of Fire?What is this all about... Seeing the white wings of the angel Coser hanging in front of her, Xiao Di reached out and touched the white feathers on his wings, "This wing..."

This feeling... Fuck, these are actually real wings!This guy can't be a real angel...

Seeing Xiao Di touching his wings and seeing the bleeding wound on Xiao Di's back, the man's eyes flashed with distress, "For that devil, I was tortured to have my wings chopped off, and I stole the sage's treasure for him." Shi, you are going to be executed by the heavens now, is it worth it for you?"

Xiao Di stroked his wings and wandered: "What an angel... I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"I must be dreaming...

Seeing that the dumbfounded Xiao Di didn't respond, the angel suddenly grabbed Xiao Di's shoulder excitedly, "You don't expect him to come to save you now, do you? You know he's just using you, but when he approached You just want you to help him steal the Philosopher's Stone! Xiao Di, why are you so stupid!"

Xiao Di:. . . . .

Brother Angel, you have misunderstood the person...

"It hurts..." Xiao Di grinned in pain as the angel brother grabbed his shoulder and accidentally touched the wound on his back. It was strange, would it hurt like this in a dream?Will the feeling in the dream be so real...

Seeing that it hurt Xiao Di, Brother Angel let go of his hand quickly, and attached his slender hand to Xiao Di's injured back, "Xiao Di, hold on, I'll heal your wounds..." Just as he was about to sing the healing magic, this time A few angels in white robes with hoods covering their faces entered the cell.

"It's time, Syl, we're taking him to the lake of fire."

"Xiao Di, Xiao Di! There is still a chance now! Xiao Di, as long as you tell them where the gate of the demon world is, they will let you go! Xiao Di! Tell them! He doesn't love you! He is not worth what you do for him Die! Xiao Di! Xiao Di!..." Seeing that Xiao Di was about to be taken away, the angel named Syl shouted excitedly.

Xiao Di was dragged away by several white-robed angels with a dazed expression on his face. Searle's voice became smaller and smaller until he couldn't hear it at all. What is the gate of the demon world?What does it mean to die for "him"? "who is he?These people are mistaken...

The wind blowing in the ear, occasionally mixed with the sound of the wings of the angels flapping, Xiao Di, who was obediently being supported, observed the surrounding scenery silently, and saw that there were Qionglou Yuyu lingering with the holy light everywhere, and there was a faint light in the distance. You can still hear the holy hymns, Emma, ​​this is heaven, and labor and capital can be considered as people who have lived in heaven... What a fart!This dream is too ridiculous!What the hell is this mess!Besides, the meeting is about to start, okay?On the first day of the new boss's inspection work, I was actually dreaming here!Don't die yet!No, I have to wake up quickly...

Several angels escorted Xiao Difei for a long time, and escorted Xiao Di to the destination. Just as Xiao Di stood firm on his feet, a burst of scorching sulfur breath rushed towards his face, rushing him back several steps, but he was escorted behind him again. The angel pulled the chain to hold him still.After standing still, Xiao Di realized that what was in front of him seemed to be a crater. He was standing on the edge of the crater cliff. He lowered his head and looked down curiously. He saw the crimson magma in the volcano slowly flowing and rolling, and the scorching sulfur The breath hurt his eyes.

Emma, ​​this is what they call the lake of fire?They're going to throw me in the shower?If this is a dream, it must be a nightmare...

"Xiao Di, the blasphemer, you still don't want to tell where the gate of the demon world is." On the sky opposite the lake of fire, a group of angels in white robes stood bustlingly. Suspended in the air, occasionally a piece of pure white wings would fall, falling into the lake of fire and disappearing into nothingness.

Will they believe me now that I tell them that they have identified the wrong person... In other words, I don’t even know what the gate of the demon world is, how could I have such a dream!Are you in the late stage of secondary cancer?What the hell am I going to do to wake up...

and many more!

I heard people say that if you die in a dream, you can return to reality, is it true?

By the way, in reality, I am going to have a meeting soon, if I am late, I will really die...

Xiao Di looked down at the tumbling lake of fire, the black rock under his feet suddenly cracked, and the rock stumbling all the way rolled into the lake of fire and was swallowed by the magma.

"Gudong——" Xiao Di swallowed secretly, and a drop of cold sweat ran down his forehead.

Jumping down won't really end the game...

"Xiao Di! Don't insist anymore! He won't come! Tell them quickly! Otherwise you will die! You will die!" Syl's anxious voice came, Xiao Di followed the voice and saw someone holding Syl The figure rushing to this side.

If you don't make up your mind... labor and management... go to work... you will be late!

Looking at the suppressed Syl, Xiao Di gritted his teeth and shouted to the group of angels on the opposite side: "Hey! Don't you want to know where the gate of the demon world is? Let me tell you! People! Mortal! Or heavier than Mount Tai ! or lighter than a feather!"

All the angels looked dumbfounded: Is he crazy!Is it a spell?

Xiao Di: The vastness and profoundness of Chinese culture is beyond your comprehension!Labor and capital will not play with you!Die first, see you in debt!

Before all the angels could react, this scumbag Xiao Di jumped into the lake of fire with awe.

"Xiao Di—"

Syl's heart-piercing cry came from next to his ears. The scorching wind blew through his body, and he fell faster and faster. If he fell at a high speed in a dream, he would always wake up before reaching the ground, and this time he would yes...

……

Fuck, it's so hot, I was tricked, why Mao didn't wake up before falling into the lake!Labor and capital will not really hang up...

Suddenly, Xiao Di heard a series of cold electronic voices in his mind:

"The system determines that this world mission has failed.

100% death experience punishment begins...

Confirm the death of the host, and the system will leave the world after a beep.

Beep—"

"Huh——" Xiao Di opened his eyes again, sat up from the ground quickly, checked his body up and down in a panic, and only breathed a sigh of relief when he confirmed that he was still fully alive.

"Hey, what the hell kind of place is this?" After calming down, Xiao Di noticed that he hadn't returned to reality, but was sitting in a gray space, "Why didn't I go back? Could it be a dream within a dream?"

Looking around this space, I was about to see if there was any way to get out of this ghost place, when I suddenly heard a "beep beep beep" sound.

"Who's the alarm clock?" Xiao Di searched for a long time in this gray space for no apparent reason, and finally found that the sound of "beep beep" came from the depths of his mind.

I don’t know when there is something more in my mind, it feels very strange, as if it is a part of the brain, it should exist there, it is a "task panel", and there are several items on the task bar on the panel. The bar was covered by a gray mosaic, and it was impossible to see what was written. The word "Failure" was marked in red next to the first week immediately below the mosaic.

A small speaker was flashing "beep beep" next to the task panel, Xiao Di didn't know, so he turned on the small speaker, and found that it was a game description:

——Welcome Player to enter the game. Because of Player's choice, the basic love cannon fodder system will serve you.

——In this game, the Player has to complete cannon fodder tasks in different worlds. The system will provide you with a "Story Outline", and the specific details are for the Player to play by himself (reminder: the system will punish the Player if the plot deviates from the outline, please be careful play).

——Player can choose to quit the game or continue the game after completing ten weeks. The system that chooses to quit the game will send you back to the present world.

——The space you are in now is the space of the main god. After the completion of each episode, the Player will return to the space of the main god to take a rest.

——Note: The system seriously warns the Player that last week’s purpose is not a suicide act. If the player commits the same crime again, the Player will be sent to the garbage collection bin (PS: a place where you will never want to know what it is).

Fuck!Fuck!What the hell is the basic love cannon fodder system!It sounds very cheating, doesn't it!By the way, when did I promise to play this game... Thinking of this, Xiao Di suddenly remembered the "NO" that he was so cheap at that time... Damn it!Who the hell knew what "NO" meant!I knew that no matter what I ordered, I would be drawn into this damn game. At that time, labor and management might as well click "YES" to be a winner in life...

So you have to complete ten weeks before you can go back... Ten weeks... sounds like a lot...

Before he could stop worrying, Xiao Di heard the electronic voice in his head again: "The second week game starts, the system will send the player to the game world after a beep, please get ready. Beep——"