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chapter 2!
Terrible Chakra——
Kakudo's green eyes widened for a moment.
The scene in front of me seems to have traveled to a new world in a few breaths. With the sound of bang bang, a pile of small mushroom-like tree stumps exploded from the ground at a high speed, as if countless strange-looking fingers were on a huge The palm of the hand stretched towards the sky, the lush dark green color looked eerie and attractive in the dark night, and the corners of the eyes stared intently——
Suddenly, a burst of bright fireworks bloomed on top of each mushroom stump, and the bright golden fireworks lit up the night sky. Against the orderly layout of the tree stumps, the fiery trees and silver flowers made people feel beautiful.
The large characters lit by the fire escape on the ground are very eye-catching,
[Welcome to the corner! 】
Kakuto: .....
I must have come to a fake rain country.
There was crackling applause, and Scott led a group of people from the Land of Rain out of the darkness with a smile on his face, and the majestic warm green wooden chakra spewed out of him continuously——
Feeling it all over the corners, trembling all over.
Wood escape.
The fuck is Mu Dun!
In an instant, the horns went berserk.
The fear and hatred of being defeated by the first generation of Hokage surged up for a while, the old hatred and new hatred surged together, the old man only felt itchy palms, he took a move of fire escape and killed him——
Scott hadn't finished applauding on one side, but on the other side, the person who was being welcomed rushed over with a look of gnashing teeth and hatred——
【YoYo!Scott's mind is in the sea! 】
[Everyone hates the first generation of Hokage the most in this life, but you entertained them with a wooden escape, hahahaha! 】
[Scott: I am actually innocent]
【The giant with a confused face】
【Oh shit! 】
Kakuto: Eat/poop!Anyone who knows how to escape should be damned!
The author has something to say: Ah, I don’t know how the corners written on the board feel....
47. Live broadcast scandals are flying all over the sky...
It is said in the ninja world that there is an insurmountable gap between ninjas and civilians. One is an executioner with blood on his palm, and the other is a follower who has no power to restrain a chicken-but all these do not exist in the land of rain. clatter!
All the rules in the Land of Rain have to be rewritten and rewritten!
It's late at night, deep in the forest outside the dark country of rain, surrounded by bonfires, and the cute residents of the country of rain are cheered by the friendly shouts of the ninjas of the country of rain—well, they are actually small stools conjured by ninjutsu— — One by one cheerfully exchanged the food that would have welcomed the new adults in their hands. The melon seeds and pumpkin pies were all available, and they greeted the ninja adults who hung on the trees in various strange postures to strive for the best view of the battle. Come and taste it— —So, the scene became——
Scott's quick parry with a loud bang prevented Kakuzu from hardening his left hand with the soil escape, while struggling with his right hand that was lurking in the soil——
The people who eat melons: "Well, it's delicious, Mr. Scott, come on!"
"Ah! My dried fish fell, ah, his right hand came out of the ground!"
A large fire escape soared into the sky with a bang, and the illuminated forest was as bright as day, and the body of Tu Dun, who had been blessed by horns, was burned and crackled in the raging fire——
The melon-eating crowd spontaneously stretched out the food in their hands and put them into the fire——
There are noodles, oil dumplings, dried fish, and vegetable skewers.
After a while, the rich aroma came out, and the little fish-dried children looked at the old man with eyes closed.
Kodo: ...
I, I must have come to a fake rain country.
Scott whistled smartly, the palm of his hand flickered, and he rushed over with a black tiger out of his heart - dozens of ninjas from the Kingdom of Rain who were hanging upside down or standing on the treetops behind him screamed like they were on fire when they heard the wind up -
"Master Scott, come on!"
"My lord, the majesty of the golden spear is unstoppable!"
Scott slipped his foot in an instant, and Jiaodu seized the opportunity with sharp eyes and quick hands, and kicked Scott's left waist, which he couldn't dodge—"Ouch!" Dog eats shit.
[Ding dong!Your friend Scott has been stabbed in the kidney! 】
[Broadcaster Xiongfeng's golden gun will not fall! 】
[Brilliant and beautiful, the corners are big and handsome! 】
The red sand scorpion, who secretly manipulated the puppet line and tripped Scott's foot, snorted in relief: "Little boy, I asked you to trick me into repairing the generator the day before yesterday."
Feeling an unspeakable soreness from his waist, Scott gasped, and a flower and tree world came and hung up the corners—fine and light green seeds drifted with the night wind, and the corners watched in fear and felt The limbs that were trapped by the entanglement of the branches and could not break free were covered with tree seeds exuding the fragrance of flowers, and the heart almost stopped beating in fear——
This trick, this trick.
His pupils shrank to the size of pinholes.
In the era when the first generation of Naruto dominated the world, this trick was regarded as the way to die for ninjas from all over the world—those beautiful light green seeds are not really as light as they are, but will become contaminated skin and become flesh-eating And the demonic life of Chakra——
Until it devours your life and your flesh, until you become a part or nourishment of this huge and lush tree.
A fine itching emanated from the skin under those cute seeds, and Jiaodu closed his eyes in despair——
And then... and then he was transformed into a human wreath.
Beautiful, full of flowers, colorful, one of the bright red cornflowers was inserted on the top of his head and fluttered gently with the night wind.
Below, Scott Bell sincerely made a virtual hat-off ceremony, gentlemanly and elegant:
"Akatsuki welcomes you to join, Mr. Kakuzu."
Jiaodu, who was hanged innocently: ...
Damn I'm going to fight him!
Not far away, Rin Toyama laughed wildly, and the silver bell-like laughter made Scott couldn't help but turned around and blew a kiss very charmingly. The woman shook her head, and raised her hand like a gorgeous silk thread The rainbow pierced the night sky, and took over the body of the loveless Kakuzu——
"Okay, Lord Scott, just take it as a way to save me, and let the corner be a yard away."
Not far away, Yahiko emerged from the darkness with a profound face, "Why, Yuanshan."
The black-haired woman spread her hands indifferently, and the silk thread in her hand was constantly working hard, forming colorful ropes that bound Kakudo all the time, sucking his chakra so that he couldn't move—"Just do it, give it to me Save face as a fellow." Yuan Shan said casually, completely ignoring Jiao Du's suddenly tense expression.
This person who is good at manipulating needlework should be the needlework witch Toyama Rin.
Isn't she from the Land of Thunder?
If he remembers correctly, Taki Shinobi Village was destroyed by him when he rebelled against the village at the age of 28... How could there be fellow villagers?
Yahiko squinted his eyes, acquiescing that Rin Toyama's words were a long-standing commendation for the land of rain's favor, so he didn't pursue further.
However, Scott on the other side was upset—the major general curled his lips in aggrieved manner, his eyebrows fell off, his blue eyes were wet, not to mention how pitiful he looked, and the audience who watched the barrage flooded with maternal love undressed and took off their clothes. open arms -
【Da, what's wrong with you? 】
[Hey, don't be sad, I'll sleep with you! 】
【What are you thinking upstairs...】
Scott caressed his frustrating darling, and sighed heavily in his heart. He only felt that the flirtatious flower that bloomed above his head all the time when he was wandering among the stars was now entering this world. The world was already completely dead——
【...Why, if I fall in love with a girl, a girl will fall in love with someone else...】 Scott sighed secretly, his thin lips were pink, a little pale and peeling in the night wind.
[The previous one is Konoha's Overlord Flower, so it's fine if I can't catch up, but this one is from my own house, so why don't you call me! ] The irascible villain in the major general's heart is jumping up and down, crying out of grievance.
——I think I'm a high-quality man anyway, a man who has passed the inspection of the Imperial Armor Team is absolutely handsome and handsome!How did you come here and hit a wall repeatedly, can't you find a good girl?
kindness……
There was a long blank space on the barrage again.
What can be said?
This is really the ending of a man silent and a woman crying.
A real man can't match Scott, and a real woman can't match Scott.
So what to say?No matter what, it hurts.
The careful Nagato looked at Rin Toyama like Scott's sneaky puppy. His appearance was so pitiful and cute, and he felt amused. He approached and said softly, "What's the matter? It looks so wronged. "
Not far away, Yahiko, who was negotiating with the corner of the smelly face, suddenly pricked up his ears.
——He knows what a terrifying level of ability Scott is if he is fully charismatic, and he can't let his best friend who finally shows signs of turning around be seduced!
Well, that's right!Payne Childish Ghost Yahiko nodded inwardly, and leaned closer secretly.
"... Nagato," Scottra said in a low voice, the original clear and magnetic voice was worn out with a strange taste, "Am I ugly..."
Nagato looked at it seriously, with sharp eyebrows and sharp eyes, with cold stars in his eyes, a deep face, a high nose and thin lips, "He's pretty handsome." He said honestly.
——In order to convince Scott, he deliberately said this with a bit of air, but in the end...
Tiandao, who eavesdropped not far away: ...
Fog Grass!What did I hear? !
Nagato is praising others for being handsome? !
My friend wants to climb the wall!My teacher wants to poach my corner!
Good day!
Naobu Tei Yahiko secretly wrote a [-]-word essay in his mind.
But he didn't have the guts to rush forward, no matter what, because he couldn't beat Scott.
"Then why...all the girls I like don't like me..." Scott glanced at Rin Toyama who smiled resentfully—the black-haired priestess waved at him with a smile, flowery--
Ok……
Nagato struggled to stop, expressing that he couldn't bear Scott's idiot face.
"Maybe... it won't be time." Nagato has long heard about the shocking feat of Scott confessing to Tsunade Hime in public during the Konoha mission. He thought he spit out a sip of tea at that time—now that he thinks about it , Thanks to Princess Tsunade's conscience and three views.
——As a result, within a few days, this white Scott rabbit took a fancy to the green grass in front of his house.
Ugh.
Nagato really wanted to let out a long sigh, saying that Scott couldn't choose a girl with a lower difficulty factor... Then Toyama Rin is obviously a female overlord who has a lot of stories behind every little smile.
But one can't ignore Scott's emotionally frustrated state—otherwise, what if he doesn't fix the generator when he gets angry?
Juju Nagato, who played as an amateur emotional expert, left a very heartwarming sentence in a meaningful way:
"Don't worry, it's just that love is not enough Scott, don't feel lonely, we are all here with you."
As he spoke, he hugged Scott's drooping shoulders very intimately.
Not far away, Yahiko, whose ears were pricked up, exploded instantly!
Fog Grass!What are they doing, what are they doing!
That claw!Where did that claw touch!
Uzumaki Nagato, believe it or not, I chopped off your hand!
As he spoke, he couldn't help but say... He squeezed out a smiling face and quickly squeezed in... The two of them smiled and asked: "What are you talking about, so happy?"
That ferocious appearance is really unflattering, and the teeth of all the people in the Land of Rain are sour.
Scott who somehow felt that he was being watched by death: ...
Nagato who somehow felt caught/raped in bed: ...
The red-haired young man opened Yahiko's hand angrily, and whispered to him for a while, only to hear Yahiko burst into laughter within a few seconds:
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The scene was quiet for a while.
As a wallflower, Xiaonan felt that Yahiko was starting to play tricks again: ...
Nagato who regrets his cheap mouth: ...
One after another, they began to wonder if they have any people who eat melons at the homes of seven aunts and eight aunts who are waiting to be married: ...
Messy Scott: ...
Yahiko was still laughing over there, and Scott silently broke off his fingers, making an unpleasant clicking sound—the people of the Land of Rain once again demonstrated their extraordinary creation ability, and saw them pull When I got out of the small bench I had just put away, with a swipe of melon seeds in my hand, I waited with piercing eyes to see #雨之国卫队集团家断直播#——
In a few seconds, the rumbling mountain fell down, the flood covered the sky, and the forests fell down with a crash. The two men fought viciously, and the sky and the earth turned pale... It should be said that Scott unilaterally fought very hard. Ferocious, Yahiko was made to be ferocious——
The ninjas of the Land of Rain who were hanging upside down on the tree drinking dew praised: "I really didn't expect that one day Lord Yahiko will enjoy the treatment that Mitsuo received from Lord Scott. Things are really changing, alas."
"Huh? By the way, isn't Master Yahiko always treated like this?"
"...What you said makes sense."
The two ninjas couldn't help laughing obscenely.
Kakuzu looked at all this in shock, and felt that the leadership team of the Ninja Kingdom that was rumored to be crazy in the ninja world was a bunch of psychopaths... There is nothing wrong with it!
Whoever said this gave him a hundred likes!
The Ghost Lantern, who was dressed as a wallflower from beginning to end, chuckled lowly—can he say that he likes watching Xiaomeng Xinchu arrive in the Land of Rain and be shocked by these mentally retarded people?
Hahahaha so fucking cool!
.....
So, on the second day, dozens of countries in the ninja world were full of news that the current head of the country of rain was lonely and lonely, and urgently asked for the news of a beautiful wife like a flower and a jade.
The author has something to say: la la la la, the almighty people of the Land of Rain!
Let's mourn the untimely death of Scott's crush for the second time.
48. Live broadcast scandals are flying...
The sky is still a bright sunny day, and there is a light rainbow rain falling in the land of rain, everyone is rejoicing, and the lights are festooned. I don’t know that I thought the summer festival came early——
Scott yawned and stretched his waist and walked out of the floating dock, rubbing his eyes and shaking his shoulders, put on the black red cloud coat, and then he... was stunned.
The world in front of me is still familiar, with clear water rippling under the gray sky, except for... a bright red banner hanging in front of my eyes, writing——
[I sincerely wish Mr. Scott a happy marriage soon! ! ! ! ! 】
There are also a few red and naughty koi swimming around in the water below.
Scott: ....
He nearly choked on his own saliva.
Oh my god!What happened?Obviously the past few days have been uneventful, yesterday I went to see how the newly transplanted rice is growing, and the day before yesterday I received an awesome accountant who was caught by careful planning-everything, everything is normal!
Scott scratched his head inexplicably. His slightly curly black hair, which was about the same as before, was caught in a mess again. Of course, he was still handsome—he began to seriously consider whether the Kingdom of Rain had the same name as him. people.
Probably, it was a mistake. In the end, the man chatted to masturbate and thought foolishly, humming a little song and walking towards the office building.
However, when Scott walked out of the jurisdiction of the jonin gathering area for self-entertainment, he realized that he, who thought they recognized the wrong person, was really... too sweet.
He was happily taking the barley porridge handed over by grandma Yunzi who sold breakfast, and he boasted casually: "Grandma Yunzi's porridge is really getting better and better!"
Lao Yunzi wiped his hands with a smile, "It's as long as the adults like it."
"Ahaha, I like it the most." Scott laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed, and then... a gust of wind blew by, and there were at least seven or eight cups of porridge under the man's eyelids, with various flavors and aromas, Red, green and black, and the hosts who are holding them are all beautiful young girls in their youth and beauty.
Scott: .....
He nearly choked on his saliva again.
"Master Scott! I have heard that Master likes warm porridge, and Yingzi made it for him when he got up early!"
"Nadeko too! I just hope that adults will be happy to taste Nadeshiko!"
"My lord, me too!"
"My lord, they specially made red bean porridge, which... is full of affection for you!"
"My lord, please try it!"
"grown ups…."
The major general who couldn't react: ...
My God, when did our country's motherly compatriots become so brutal?
Unexpectedly, Scott thought of the screen full of lying and rolling shortly after the live broadcast started [Big lie down! 】
[Ah, Scott is mine, don't grab it! 】
[Stop arguing, Ju Ju is on my bed]——a sense of crisis crawled up her spine!
The faces in front of him were all different and beautiful, the air was filled with the scent of a girl, the delicate and flushed face like a flower was paired with a pair of affectionate and shy eyes, and Scott almost trembled when he saw it. Zhan——If you faced such a flowery girl like this in normal times, the major general might be in the mood to let her go, now...
He only hated why he didn't run across the roof this morning!
The man smiled wryly and pushed with little effort, not daring to hurt this euphemistic confessor, but also worried about Yahiko's black face after he was late—finally he rushed out profusely in sweat, spilling the porridge Yes, he touched the sweat on his forehead, picked up the yellow bananas from another shop, and——
A little girl wearing a pink floral kimono blushed and buried her head low and handed over a bunch of bananas:
“Please, please don’t starve your lord.”
Scott: ...
If you keep doing this, I'm really going to starve to death!
In other words, why didn’t I feel that the girls of Yu Ninja were so spring-like in the past—Scott smiled and walked forward for a while, and picked up the cherry blossom balls from a meatball shop, as expected——
Swish, swish, and several times, the elusive girls appeared in front of him wearing various kimonos, and the rough major general who was full of longing and admiration was embarrassed.
Alas, these little girls with water spirit petals really have nothing to say and no lesson to teach.
The man took the things helplessly, and made up his mind that he would never walk the normal way at work from now on!Absolutely not!
After getting through the difficult and dangerous obstacles all the way and rejecting at least forty girls, Scott finally walked to the door of the Mingguang Building office with kidney deficiency. When he opened the door, there was Xiao Nan's gentle and beautiful smile, holding a cup of steaming hot water in her pale hand. Needle, opened the mouth and said:
"I have heard for a long time that Master Scott likes Tianzhen, and the tea he brews specially, please try it."
Scott: ...
I, I must have come to a fake rain country.
Could it be that the goddess of my country of rain has also fallen? !
Seeing Scott's stupid face, Xiao Nan laughed, and drank the tea in his hand in one gulp.
.....
……
Scott looked in disbelief at the list of tasks copied by the spy of the Rain Country in the bounty office, and he was so angry that he was so angry——I am a young man who is too young to get married in a hurry , How could he appear on the ninja gold bachelor list for no reason?
explain!Who hung it up for me!
Me, I tore him apart!
Xiaonan was looking at the crop product report of the Land of Rain for the past month, watching Scott's expressionless face, and listening to the chatting and laughing of girls #太阳下最明美春意# outside the window , couldn't help laughing, Scott snorted angrily, and slapped the table:
"Tell me, which of you three posted my... information in the underground bounty?"
"You also said that I lived alone for many years and felt lonely and urgently asked for a flowery and beautiful family to accompany me?!"
The man looked indignant... He looked at the task scroll that came back in shame. It clearly stated his measurements, height and weight. I still have the size of a fucking big JJ?
I, the major general, feel that the whole person is not good. I haven't measured the length of that thing myself?
Nonsense, only the three of them have seen such private information when they were wandering together, idiot.
Seeing Scott's blushing expression with indignation, Xiao Nan felt...deeply amusing.
For the first time, a woman finds out that her teacher is a person who talks loudly but has a high sense of shame in her heart, and she expresses that she is very interesting.
#On the teacher is a deep theoretical school but no actual combat experience cucumber eggs#
#The giant of theory, the dwarf of action#
#So good is still delicate and soft and easy to push down#
Xiao Nan smiled gently, and decided to ask Yahiko to add this when he went to the bounty office to modify the information next time.
"What's there to be ashamed of? Scott, you've always been one of the golden bachelors in the ninja world!" The blue-haired woman spread her hands in a normal manner, as if she was looking at a child who was having a temper tantrum.
"What?" Scott was struck by thunder.
"Yes," Xiaonan pretended to be recalling the past, but in his heart he was thinking about what kind of benefits it would be better to ask for Yahiko's private posting of Scott's information—or let him do it for him. I take care of three tails a month?
The big tortoise almost annoyed her to death, she was passive and sabotaged, and whenever she beat him, he would cry there.
"...I remember more than two years ago, when Xie first came, Nagato and I saw your name on the ranking list-oh, but it was not ranked very high at that time," Xiaonan felt very interesting Looking at Scott while suppressing the desire to explode all the time, his face flushed,
"Comment, a pretty boy who was lucky enough to defeat Hanzo." The woman tapped her palms to conclude.
Scott with a boyish face: ....
He realized that he was really unlucky today, and he has been bullied since he woke up in the morning.
"...Then, what about now?" The man choked out a sentence for a long time.
"Now it has risen to No.3, ranking behind Kakashi Hatake, the fourth generation of Kazekage who lost his wife in the Land of Winds, and Kakashi Hatake who inherited the Hatake family in the Land of Fire at the age of seven. A genius, a leader with a brain hole, and an amazing follow-up development ability."
Scott with a brain hole: ...
Water? !You have a fucking brain!
It seems that the reputation of the land of rain as being rich in psychosis has spread far and wide in the ninja world.
From time to time outside the window came the chattering voices of girls gathered in a crowd, why do you think my light blue dress looks good? Will adults like it when they see it after get off work?What are you? My bright red one looks good. If you have such a lively personality, you will definitely like it——
Scott looked mournful.
Girls, they are truly a scourge that is more terrifying than the person with the highest force value in the world.
……
.....
Recently Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui played together, Fuyue said he was happy to hear and see, the first day of the separation was only getting closer to the son of the patriarch, and it will be good for Itachi's future in the future.
Of course, what Papa Fuyue doesn't know is that these two children just look down on each other, and meet each other every day to fight each other. As a result, in the eyes of others, they become #组织交好位置定定#.
On this day, Uchiha Itachi walked slowly on the way home, recalling in his mind that Scott came to teach him throwing skills a few days ago-it is unbelievable that this man has a hand that is even stronger than the Uchiha family His shuriken technique—I didn’t go to Shishui for a few days, I don’t know if this kid’s skin is itchy——
Unexpectedly, he saw Uchiha Shisui on the corner of the street.
Not only him, but also the owner's sister Orange.
Itachi calmly hid behind the wall beside him, looking at the two people with strange expressions not far ahead with a pair of black eyes——
I saw that Shisui Qingjun's face was red like a monkey's buttocks, looking at the sky and the earth, but he didn't dare to look at the pretty Uchiha Tachibana beside him, the hand hanging by his side seemed to have a chicken claw madness, trembling and trembling, away from the Uchiha Tachibana next to him Boju's white and tender little hand is getting closer and closer, but it will not be able to wipe it——
Uchiha Tachibana was not much better, her pretty face was slightly sweaty and she was very nervous at first glance, she lowered her head shyly, her pink lips moved, and peeked at Shisui Uchiha's cowardly appearance, her heart skipped a beat He took the boy's hand horizontally——
So Itachi watched Shishui trembling all over his body as if being electrified, his neck raised high as if a big rooster was about to crow.
Eh—tsk, how cowardly, it was the girls who took the initiative.
The young master was expressionless and complained in his heart.
——If it were me, I would have already... Itachi thought as he wanted, and suddenly his whole body froze, and a huge fear exploded in his heart——If it were me, I would have already...
What did I think of?
Who would I want "early"?
The young man walked back unconsciously, his face turned pale, his eyes were shocked——
He clearly understood that a person's face flashed through his mind just now——
He couldn't see clearly, but he knew clearly——
That, doesn't seem to be a girl's face.
It's night, Uchiha Mansion.
The cicadas chirped late at night, and the leaves of the quiet trees did not flutter.
——!
Uchiha Itachi suddenly jumped up from the bed, his handsome cheeks were covered with cold sweat, he closed his mouth and panted heavily, his palms tightly grasped the quilt.
His mind is full of images from the dream just now—maybe he still can’t tell whether he is dreaming or waking up—
It is vaguely the long street of Konoha, he is full of expectations like today's Uchiha Tachibana, the difference is that the person beside him is not waiting for him to take the initiative like a timid Shisui, but is very conscious Holding Uchiha Itachi's cool hand.
A very skinny and warm hand.
Has a thick cocoon that holds weapons all year round.
He wondered whose girl was working so hard to make a living, couldn't help but looked up, and then... Young Master Itachi was so scared that he peed on the spot!
Eat/poop!Who is this heavy make-up, booger-picking and wearing women's clothing, my six ways!
Uchiha Itachi blushed and fell forward on the quilt, panting like a bellows.
Oh, what a dream this is.
The author has something to say: God Itachi is going to be enlightened!applaud!
49. Live broadcast of snake hunting...
The sky is blue and the wind is clear, the heat wave is rolling, and it is raining lightly at the head of the rice fields in the country of rain. Scott is walking swayingly with Naruto's small arms on his waist.
"Wet and wet the bus." Naruto taught with saliva in his mouth with a few small white teeth, and threw his pink and tender hands into Scott's arms.
Wet passenger car. Major General Korchagin: ...
He said that it was the first time he heard of his name being translated in this way.
"You son of a bitch!" Scott rubbed Naruto's short golden hair as a gesture, and made a funny face to make him happy. The little guy giggled and rubbed affectionately in the man's arms. The clothes with the country of rain pattern crumpled into a ball, and Kyuubi snorted appreciatively, pretending to be disdainful.
A heartless little thing, dad Nine Tails thought unhappily.
When I saw a handsome human being, I forgot about Lao Tzu... Hmph, I'll make you so handsome after turning into a human form!
——Then he looked at Scott with a calm and strange look on his face, and opened the ignorant Naruto's pants, revealing... Daddy Nine-Tailed-san went berserk instantly, and he ran over to Scott He roared, "What are you doing?" The bursting fire chakra caused Scott to quickly turn his head away, and explained angrily:
"I'm just looking at his gossip seal, Jiu Lama, what are you thinking?!"
Jiuwei was speechless for a second, and then shouted without showing any weakness: "I didn't think about anything, I wouldn't react if this bastard died in your hands!"
"..."
Scott looked at him amusedly, seeing for the first time that #口味体正身# level was so violent.
He shook his head, exerted strength in his palms, and the vigorous and gentle green wood chakra penetrated along the ugly black seal on Naruto's belly—the little guy was tickled and moved, and the major general patted his butt mercilessly Give a slap.
Nine Tails wagged its big tail anxiously, walking back and forth.
After a while, Scott loosened his brows and nodded in satisfaction, "As expected, he is the son of the fourth Hokage and the previous generation Renjin Churiki. He is indeed very talented." He waved at Kyuubi, and Kurama impatiently approached, Looking under Scott's palm—the chakra veins inside Naruto's body are filled with flowing green chakra, like a breathing river, with beautiful green fluorescent lights on and off—
The fox raised an eyebrow, expressing that he didn't understand.
Scott explained in a good-tempered manner: "Look at his blood, which is broad and straight. When he accepted your other half's seal, this natural ability saved the child from a lot of crimes—and look at him, "He pointed to the light blue chakra gradually covered with green in the blood vessels,
"This is how old he is, and he can already push my chakra. It can be seen that he will have an amazing amount of chakra when he matures in the future."
"The shape of the blood veins doesn't have too many bends, which means that he can mobilize chakra faster than others for the same ninjutsu in the future."
"The abundant amount of chakra also destined his ninjutsu power to be far superior to others."
"Plus half of the Nine-Tails Chakra boost."
"As long as he is not a complete idiot, he will definitely be able to reserve one of the top ninja seats in the ninja world in 20 years' time."
Scott said swearingly, his eyes were shining, as if he was watching one of his children gradually being carved from a piece of rough jade into a precious gemstone of universal brilliance.
Kyuubi couldn't help raising his tail, and couldn't help showing his teeth, "Of course, my renzhuli is extraordinary."
Scott patted Jiu Lama on the shoulder amusedly—not to mention, this big fox is as tall as a person when he sits down—"You really are speechless."
Kyuubi spat in a rough voice, turned his buttocks to face the field.
Suddenly, not far away, Xiaonan's voice came from the rice field in the distance, with a little helplessness and coldness,
"Passive sabotage can't solve the status quo. When the time comes, you won't be able to complete the task. I won't be the one who beat you up."
Scott put on Naruto's clothes and looked over curiously.
Sanwei's voice was sharp: "I won't! Grandpa, I'm hungry, I want to eat charcoal-roasted chicken drumsticks!" The huge body rumbled and lay in the shallow water of the rice field, Doudou's black eyes looked aggrieved.
"...I don't remember that the ten catties of charcoal-roasted chicken legs every day is less than yours." Xiao Nan said expressionlessly.
"..." Sanwei Xiaoli smacked his lips.
"I heard that last night in the chicken farm in the back mountain, a huge monster suspected to be a ghost suddenly appeared, and the residents were frightened."
"..." Sanwei shrunk his head guiltily, and covered his face with his paws.
Xiao Nan waited patiently for a few minutes, but when there was no response, he said directly, "So, when are you going to complete the [-] mu of rice fields you promised?"
Jifu raised his head and looked at the endless shallow water beach in front of him, where green rice seedlings were protruding from the inside, and he lay down limply, wondering how Jiuwei managed to achieve [-] acres a day in the first place?
Kyuubi who was overly intimidated by Uchiha Madara: ... Hehehe, you can't learn my method.
The blue-haired woman sighed in her heart, her face was cold and she immediately turned to her trump card: "...how about I ask Yahiko to talk to you?"
Three tails: ...
He instantly recalled the tragic experience of how he shattered a small island dozens of times within 5 minutes.
Jifu became unhappy for a moment. He slapped his paws and wriggled around like a little girl, screaming:
"Six Paths! Bullying the Tailed Beast! I'm dead, sir!"
However, you must know that he is not a really delicate and weak little girl who is easy to push down.
Xiaonan watched in shock as a mountain rolled back and forth in the rice field—a monstrous water wave rose from behind, pouring over the surrounding land, and the most frightening thing was... the heavy volume of the three tails smashed out on the ground There are countless large pits of different depths, not to mention the rice seedlings growing in those shallow waters.
Looking at the uncle who has ruined hundreds of acres of land in the distance and still doesn't give up, Xiao Nansheng has nothing to love... Very good, this time there is no need for Yahiko to deal with him, Scott will definitely not be able to sit still.
It turned out that Cao Cao Cao Cao was coming, and Sanwei was rolling happily, thinking
Kakudo's green eyes widened for a moment.
The scene in front of me seems to have traveled to a new world in a few breaths. With the sound of bang bang, a pile of small mushroom-like tree stumps exploded from the ground at a high speed, as if countless strange-looking fingers were on a huge The palm of the hand stretched towards the sky, the lush dark green color looked eerie and attractive in the dark night, and the corners of the eyes stared intently——
Suddenly, a burst of bright fireworks bloomed on top of each mushroom stump, and the bright golden fireworks lit up the night sky. Against the orderly layout of the tree stumps, the fiery trees and silver flowers made people feel beautiful.
The large characters lit by the fire escape on the ground are very eye-catching,
[Welcome to the corner! 】
Kakuto: .....
I must have come to a fake rain country.
There was crackling applause, and Scott led a group of people from the Land of Rain out of the darkness with a smile on his face, and the majestic warm green wooden chakra spewed out of him continuously——
Feeling it all over the corners, trembling all over.
Wood escape.
The fuck is Mu Dun!
In an instant, the horns went berserk.
The fear and hatred of being defeated by the first generation of Hokage surged up for a while, the old hatred and new hatred surged together, the old man only felt itchy palms, he took a move of fire escape and killed him——
Scott hadn't finished applauding on one side, but on the other side, the person who was being welcomed rushed over with a look of gnashing teeth and hatred——
【YoYo!Scott's mind is in the sea! 】
[Everyone hates the first generation of Hokage the most in this life, but you entertained them with a wooden escape, hahahaha! 】
[Scott: I am actually innocent]
【The giant with a confused face】
【Oh shit! 】
Kakuto: Eat/poop!Anyone who knows how to escape should be damned!
The author has something to say: Ah, I don’t know how the corners written on the board feel....
47. Live broadcast scandals are flying all over the sky...
It is said in the ninja world that there is an insurmountable gap between ninjas and civilians. One is an executioner with blood on his palm, and the other is a follower who has no power to restrain a chicken-but all these do not exist in the land of rain. clatter!
All the rules in the Land of Rain have to be rewritten and rewritten!
It's late at night, deep in the forest outside the dark country of rain, surrounded by bonfires, and the cute residents of the country of rain are cheered by the friendly shouts of the ninjas of the country of rain—well, they are actually small stools conjured by ninjutsu— — One by one cheerfully exchanged the food that would have welcomed the new adults in their hands. The melon seeds and pumpkin pies were all available, and they greeted the ninja adults who hung on the trees in various strange postures to strive for the best view of the battle. Come and taste it— —So, the scene became——
Scott's quick parry with a loud bang prevented Kakuzu from hardening his left hand with the soil escape, while struggling with his right hand that was lurking in the soil——
The people who eat melons: "Well, it's delicious, Mr. Scott, come on!"
"Ah! My dried fish fell, ah, his right hand came out of the ground!"
A large fire escape soared into the sky with a bang, and the illuminated forest was as bright as day, and the body of Tu Dun, who had been blessed by horns, was burned and crackled in the raging fire——
The melon-eating crowd spontaneously stretched out the food in their hands and put them into the fire——
There are noodles, oil dumplings, dried fish, and vegetable skewers.
After a while, the rich aroma came out, and the little fish-dried children looked at the old man with eyes closed.
Kodo: ...
I, I must have come to a fake rain country.
Scott whistled smartly, the palm of his hand flickered, and he rushed over with a black tiger out of his heart - dozens of ninjas from the Kingdom of Rain who were hanging upside down or standing on the treetops behind him screamed like they were on fire when they heard the wind up -
"Master Scott, come on!"
"My lord, the majesty of the golden spear is unstoppable!"
Scott slipped his foot in an instant, and Jiaodu seized the opportunity with sharp eyes and quick hands, and kicked Scott's left waist, which he couldn't dodge—"Ouch!" Dog eats shit.
[Ding dong!Your friend Scott has been stabbed in the kidney! 】
[Broadcaster Xiongfeng's golden gun will not fall! 】
[Brilliant and beautiful, the corners are big and handsome! 】
The red sand scorpion, who secretly manipulated the puppet line and tripped Scott's foot, snorted in relief: "Little boy, I asked you to trick me into repairing the generator the day before yesterday."
Feeling an unspeakable soreness from his waist, Scott gasped, and a flower and tree world came and hung up the corners—fine and light green seeds drifted with the night wind, and the corners watched in fear and felt The limbs that were trapped by the entanglement of the branches and could not break free were covered with tree seeds exuding the fragrance of flowers, and the heart almost stopped beating in fear——
This trick, this trick.
His pupils shrank to the size of pinholes.
In the era when the first generation of Naruto dominated the world, this trick was regarded as the way to die for ninjas from all over the world—those beautiful light green seeds are not really as light as they are, but will become contaminated skin and become flesh-eating And the demonic life of Chakra——
Until it devours your life and your flesh, until you become a part or nourishment of this huge and lush tree.
A fine itching emanated from the skin under those cute seeds, and Jiaodu closed his eyes in despair——
And then... and then he was transformed into a human wreath.
Beautiful, full of flowers, colorful, one of the bright red cornflowers was inserted on the top of his head and fluttered gently with the night wind.
Below, Scott Bell sincerely made a virtual hat-off ceremony, gentlemanly and elegant:
"Akatsuki welcomes you to join, Mr. Kakuzu."
Jiaodu, who was hanged innocently: ...
Damn I'm going to fight him!
Not far away, Rin Toyama laughed wildly, and the silver bell-like laughter made Scott couldn't help but turned around and blew a kiss very charmingly. The woman shook her head, and raised her hand like a gorgeous silk thread The rainbow pierced the night sky, and took over the body of the loveless Kakuzu——
"Okay, Lord Scott, just take it as a way to save me, and let the corner be a yard away."
Not far away, Yahiko emerged from the darkness with a profound face, "Why, Yuanshan."
The black-haired woman spread her hands indifferently, and the silk thread in her hand was constantly working hard, forming colorful ropes that bound Kakudo all the time, sucking his chakra so that he couldn't move—"Just do it, give it to me Save face as a fellow." Yuan Shan said casually, completely ignoring Jiao Du's suddenly tense expression.
This person who is good at manipulating needlework should be the needlework witch Toyama Rin.
Isn't she from the Land of Thunder?
If he remembers correctly, Taki Shinobi Village was destroyed by him when he rebelled against the village at the age of 28... How could there be fellow villagers?
Yahiko squinted his eyes, acquiescing that Rin Toyama's words were a long-standing commendation for the land of rain's favor, so he didn't pursue further.
However, Scott on the other side was upset—the major general curled his lips in aggrieved manner, his eyebrows fell off, his blue eyes were wet, not to mention how pitiful he looked, and the audience who watched the barrage flooded with maternal love undressed and took off their clothes. open arms -
【Da, what's wrong with you? 】
[Hey, don't be sad, I'll sleep with you! 】
【What are you thinking upstairs...】
Scott caressed his frustrating darling, and sighed heavily in his heart. He only felt that the flirtatious flower that bloomed above his head all the time when he was wandering among the stars was now entering this world. The world was already completely dead——
【...Why, if I fall in love with a girl, a girl will fall in love with someone else...】 Scott sighed secretly, his thin lips were pink, a little pale and peeling in the night wind.
[The previous one is Konoha's Overlord Flower, so it's fine if I can't catch up, but this one is from my own house, so why don't you call me! ] The irascible villain in the major general's heart is jumping up and down, crying out of grievance.
——I think I'm a high-quality man anyway, a man who has passed the inspection of the Imperial Armor Team is absolutely handsome and handsome!How did you come here and hit a wall repeatedly, can't you find a good girl?
kindness……
There was a long blank space on the barrage again.
What can be said?
This is really the ending of a man silent and a woman crying.
A real man can't match Scott, and a real woman can't match Scott.
So what to say?No matter what, it hurts.
The careful Nagato looked at Rin Toyama like Scott's sneaky puppy. His appearance was so pitiful and cute, and he felt amused. He approached and said softly, "What's the matter? It looks so wronged. "
Not far away, Yahiko, who was negotiating with the corner of the smelly face, suddenly pricked up his ears.
——He knows what a terrifying level of ability Scott is if he is fully charismatic, and he can't let his best friend who finally shows signs of turning around be seduced!
Well, that's right!Payne Childish Ghost Yahiko nodded inwardly, and leaned closer secretly.
"... Nagato," Scottra said in a low voice, the original clear and magnetic voice was worn out with a strange taste, "Am I ugly..."
Nagato looked at it seriously, with sharp eyebrows and sharp eyes, with cold stars in his eyes, a deep face, a high nose and thin lips, "He's pretty handsome." He said honestly.
——In order to convince Scott, he deliberately said this with a bit of air, but in the end...
Tiandao, who eavesdropped not far away: ...
Fog Grass!What did I hear? !
Nagato is praising others for being handsome? !
My friend wants to climb the wall!My teacher wants to poach my corner!
Good day!
Naobu Tei Yahiko secretly wrote a [-]-word essay in his mind.
But he didn't have the guts to rush forward, no matter what, because he couldn't beat Scott.
"Then why...all the girls I like don't like me..." Scott glanced at Rin Toyama who smiled resentfully—the black-haired priestess waved at him with a smile, flowery--
Ok……
Nagato struggled to stop, expressing that he couldn't bear Scott's idiot face.
"Maybe... it won't be time." Nagato has long heard about the shocking feat of Scott confessing to Tsunade Hime in public during the Konoha mission. He thought he spit out a sip of tea at that time—now that he thinks about it , Thanks to Princess Tsunade's conscience and three views.
——As a result, within a few days, this white Scott rabbit took a fancy to the green grass in front of his house.
Ugh.
Nagato really wanted to let out a long sigh, saying that Scott couldn't choose a girl with a lower difficulty factor... Then Toyama Rin is obviously a female overlord who has a lot of stories behind every little smile.
But one can't ignore Scott's emotionally frustrated state—otherwise, what if he doesn't fix the generator when he gets angry?
Juju Nagato, who played as an amateur emotional expert, left a very heartwarming sentence in a meaningful way:
"Don't worry, it's just that love is not enough Scott, don't feel lonely, we are all here with you."
As he spoke, he hugged Scott's drooping shoulders very intimately.
Not far away, Yahiko, whose ears were pricked up, exploded instantly!
Fog Grass!What are they doing, what are they doing!
That claw!Where did that claw touch!
Uzumaki Nagato, believe it or not, I chopped off your hand!
As he spoke, he couldn't help but say... He squeezed out a smiling face and quickly squeezed in... The two of them smiled and asked: "What are you talking about, so happy?"
That ferocious appearance is really unflattering, and the teeth of all the people in the Land of Rain are sour.
Scott who somehow felt that he was being watched by death: ...
Nagato who somehow felt caught/raped in bed: ...
The red-haired young man opened Yahiko's hand angrily, and whispered to him for a while, only to hear Yahiko burst into laughter within a few seconds:
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The scene was quiet for a while.
As a wallflower, Xiaonan felt that Yahiko was starting to play tricks again: ...
Nagato who regrets his cheap mouth: ...
One after another, they began to wonder if they have any people who eat melons at the homes of seven aunts and eight aunts who are waiting to be married: ...
Messy Scott: ...
Yahiko was still laughing over there, and Scott silently broke off his fingers, making an unpleasant clicking sound—the people of the Land of Rain once again demonstrated their extraordinary creation ability, and saw them pull When I got out of the small bench I had just put away, with a swipe of melon seeds in my hand, I waited with piercing eyes to see #雨之国卫队集团家断直播#——
In a few seconds, the rumbling mountain fell down, the flood covered the sky, and the forests fell down with a crash. The two men fought viciously, and the sky and the earth turned pale... It should be said that Scott unilaterally fought very hard. Ferocious, Yahiko was made to be ferocious——
The ninjas of the Land of Rain who were hanging upside down on the tree drinking dew praised: "I really didn't expect that one day Lord Yahiko will enjoy the treatment that Mitsuo received from Lord Scott. Things are really changing, alas."
"Huh? By the way, isn't Master Yahiko always treated like this?"
"...What you said makes sense."
The two ninjas couldn't help laughing obscenely.
Kakuzu looked at all this in shock, and felt that the leadership team of the Ninja Kingdom that was rumored to be crazy in the ninja world was a bunch of psychopaths... There is nothing wrong with it!
Whoever said this gave him a hundred likes!
The Ghost Lantern, who was dressed as a wallflower from beginning to end, chuckled lowly—can he say that he likes watching Xiaomeng Xinchu arrive in the Land of Rain and be shocked by these mentally retarded people?
Hahahaha so fucking cool!
.....
So, on the second day, dozens of countries in the ninja world were full of news that the current head of the country of rain was lonely and lonely, and urgently asked for the news of a beautiful wife like a flower and a jade.
The author has something to say: la la la la, the almighty people of the Land of Rain!
Let's mourn the untimely death of Scott's crush for the second time.
48. Live broadcast scandals are flying...
The sky is still a bright sunny day, and there is a light rainbow rain falling in the land of rain, everyone is rejoicing, and the lights are festooned. I don’t know that I thought the summer festival came early——
Scott yawned and stretched his waist and walked out of the floating dock, rubbing his eyes and shaking his shoulders, put on the black red cloud coat, and then he... was stunned.
The world in front of me is still familiar, with clear water rippling under the gray sky, except for... a bright red banner hanging in front of my eyes, writing——
[I sincerely wish Mr. Scott a happy marriage soon! ! ! ! ! 】
There are also a few red and naughty koi swimming around in the water below.
Scott: ....
He nearly choked on his own saliva.
Oh my god!What happened?Obviously the past few days have been uneventful, yesterday I went to see how the newly transplanted rice is growing, and the day before yesterday I received an awesome accountant who was caught by careful planning-everything, everything is normal!
Scott scratched his head inexplicably. His slightly curly black hair, which was about the same as before, was caught in a mess again. Of course, he was still handsome—he began to seriously consider whether the Kingdom of Rain had the same name as him. people.
Probably, it was a mistake. In the end, the man chatted to masturbate and thought foolishly, humming a little song and walking towards the office building.
However, when Scott walked out of the jurisdiction of the jonin gathering area for self-entertainment, he realized that he, who thought they recognized the wrong person, was really... too sweet.
He was happily taking the barley porridge handed over by grandma Yunzi who sold breakfast, and he boasted casually: "Grandma Yunzi's porridge is really getting better and better!"
Lao Yunzi wiped his hands with a smile, "It's as long as the adults like it."
"Ahaha, I like it the most." Scott laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed, and then... a gust of wind blew by, and there were at least seven or eight cups of porridge under the man's eyelids, with various flavors and aromas, Red, green and black, and the hosts who are holding them are all beautiful young girls in their youth and beauty.
Scott: .....
He nearly choked on his saliva again.
"Master Scott! I have heard that Master likes warm porridge, and Yingzi made it for him when he got up early!"
"Nadeko too! I just hope that adults will be happy to taste Nadeshiko!"
"My lord, me too!"
"My lord, they specially made red bean porridge, which... is full of affection for you!"
"My lord, please try it!"
"grown ups…."
The major general who couldn't react: ...
My God, when did our country's motherly compatriots become so brutal?
Unexpectedly, Scott thought of the screen full of lying and rolling shortly after the live broadcast started [Big lie down! 】
[Ah, Scott is mine, don't grab it! 】
[Stop arguing, Ju Ju is on my bed]——a sense of crisis crawled up her spine!
The faces in front of him were all different and beautiful, the air was filled with the scent of a girl, the delicate and flushed face like a flower was paired with a pair of affectionate and shy eyes, and Scott almost trembled when he saw it. Zhan——If you faced such a flowery girl like this in normal times, the major general might be in the mood to let her go, now...
He only hated why he didn't run across the roof this morning!
The man smiled wryly and pushed with little effort, not daring to hurt this euphemistic confessor, but also worried about Yahiko's black face after he was late—finally he rushed out profusely in sweat, spilling the porridge Yes, he touched the sweat on his forehead, picked up the yellow bananas from another shop, and——
A little girl wearing a pink floral kimono blushed and buried her head low and handed over a bunch of bananas:
“Please, please don’t starve your lord.”
Scott: ...
If you keep doing this, I'm really going to starve to death!
In other words, why didn’t I feel that the girls of Yu Ninja were so spring-like in the past—Scott smiled and walked forward for a while, and picked up the cherry blossom balls from a meatball shop, as expected——
Swish, swish, and several times, the elusive girls appeared in front of him wearing various kimonos, and the rough major general who was full of longing and admiration was embarrassed.
Alas, these little girls with water spirit petals really have nothing to say and no lesson to teach.
The man took the things helplessly, and made up his mind that he would never walk the normal way at work from now on!Absolutely not!
After getting through the difficult and dangerous obstacles all the way and rejecting at least forty girls, Scott finally walked to the door of the Mingguang Building office with kidney deficiency. When he opened the door, there was Xiao Nan's gentle and beautiful smile, holding a cup of steaming hot water in her pale hand. Needle, opened the mouth and said:
"I have heard for a long time that Master Scott likes Tianzhen, and the tea he brews specially, please try it."
Scott: ...
I, I must have come to a fake rain country.
Could it be that the goddess of my country of rain has also fallen? !
Seeing Scott's stupid face, Xiao Nan laughed, and drank the tea in his hand in one gulp.
.....
……
Scott looked in disbelief at the list of tasks copied by the spy of the Rain Country in the bounty office, and he was so angry that he was so angry——I am a young man who is too young to get married in a hurry , How could he appear on the ninja gold bachelor list for no reason?
explain!Who hung it up for me!
Me, I tore him apart!
Xiaonan was looking at the crop product report of the Land of Rain for the past month, watching Scott's expressionless face, and listening to the chatting and laughing of girls #太阳下最明美春意# outside the window , couldn't help laughing, Scott snorted angrily, and slapped the table:
"Tell me, which of you three posted my... information in the underground bounty?"
"You also said that I lived alone for many years and felt lonely and urgently asked for a flowery and beautiful family to accompany me?!"
The man looked indignant... He looked at the task scroll that came back in shame. It clearly stated his measurements, height and weight. I still have the size of a fucking big JJ?
I, the major general, feel that the whole person is not good. I haven't measured the length of that thing myself?
Nonsense, only the three of them have seen such private information when they were wandering together, idiot.
Seeing Scott's blushing expression with indignation, Xiao Nan felt...deeply amusing.
For the first time, a woman finds out that her teacher is a person who talks loudly but has a high sense of shame in her heart, and she expresses that she is very interesting.
#On the teacher is a deep theoretical school but no actual combat experience cucumber eggs#
#The giant of theory, the dwarf of action#
#So good is still delicate and soft and easy to push down#
Xiao Nan smiled gently, and decided to ask Yahiko to add this when he went to the bounty office to modify the information next time.
"What's there to be ashamed of? Scott, you've always been one of the golden bachelors in the ninja world!" The blue-haired woman spread her hands in a normal manner, as if she was looking at a child who was having a temper tantrum.
"What?" Scott was struck by thunder.
"Yes," Xiaonan pretended to be recalling the past, but in his heart he was thinking about what kind of benefits it would be better to ask for Yahiko's private posting of Scott's information—or let him do it for him. I take care of three tails a month?
The big tortoise almost annoyed her to death, she was passive and sabotaged, and whenever she beat him, he would cry there.
"...I remember more than two years ago, when Xie first came, Nagato and I saw your name on the ranking list-oh, but it was not ranked very high at that time," Xiaonan felt very interesting Looking at Scott while suppressing the desire to explode all the time, his face flushed,
"Comment, a pretty boy who was lucky enough to defeat Hanzo." The woman tapped her palms to conclude.
Scott with a boyish face: ....
He realized that he was really unlucky today, and he has been bullied since he woke up in the morning.
"...Then, what about now?" The man choked out a sentence for a long time.
"Now it has risen to No.3, ranking behind Kakashi Hatake, the fourth generation of Kazekage who lost his wife in the Land of Winds, and Kakashi Hatake who inherited the Hatake family in the Land of Fire at the age of seven. A genius, a leader with a brain hole, and an amazing follow-up development ability."
Scott with a brain hole: ...
Water? !You have a fucking brain!
It seems that the reputation of the land of rain as being rich in psychosis has spread far and wide in the ninja world.
From time to time outside the window came the chattering voices of girls gathered in a crowd, why do you think my light blue dress looks good? Will adults like it when they see it after get off work?What are you? My bright red one looks good. If you have such a lively personality, you will definitely like it——
Scott looked mournful.
Girls, they are truly a scourge that is more terrifying than the person with the highest force value in the world.
……
.....
Recently Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Shisui played together, Fuyue said he was happy to hear and see, the first day of the separation was only getting closer to the son of the patriarch, and it will be good for Itachi's future in the future.
Of course, what Papa Fuyue doesn't know is that these two children just look down on each other, and meet each other every day to fight each other. As a result, in the eyes of others, they become #组织交好位置定定#.
On this day, Uchiha Itachi walked slowly on the way home, recalling in his mind that Scott came to teach him throwing skills a few days ago-it is unbelievable that this man has a hand that is even stronger than the Uchiha family His shuriken technique—I didn’t go to Shishui for a few days, I don’t know if this kid’s skin is itchy——
Unexpectedly, he saw Uchiha Shisui on the corner of the street.
Not only him, but also the owner's sister Orange.
Itachi calmly hid behind the wall beside him, looking at the two people with strange expressions not far ahead with a pair of black eyes——
I saw that Shisui Qingjun's face was red like a monkey's buttocks, looking at the sky and the earth, but he didn't dare to look at the pretty Uchiha Tachibana beside him, the hand hanging by his side seemed to have a chicken claw madness, trembling and trembling, away from the Uchiha Tachibana next to him Boju's white and tender little hand is getting closer and closer, but it will not be able to wipe it——
Uchiha Tachibana was not much better, her pretty face was slightly sweaty and she was very nervous at first glance, she lowered her head shyly, her pink lips moved, and peeked at Shisui Uchiha's cowardly appearance, her heart skipped a beat He took the boy's hand horizontally——
So Itachi watched Shishui trembling all over his body as if being electrified, his neck raised high as if a big rooster was about to crow.
Eh—tsk, how cowardly, it was the girls who took the initiative.
The young master was expressionless and complained in his heart.
——If it were me, I would have already... Itachi thought as he wanted, and suddenly his whole body froze, and a huge fear exploded in his heart——If it were me, I would have already...
What did I think of?
Who would I want "early"?
The young man walked back unconsciously, his face turned pale, his eyes were shocked——
He clearly understood that a person's face flashed through his mind just now——
He couldn't see clearly, but he knew clearly——
That, doesn't seem to be a girl's face.
It's night, Uchiha Mansion.
The cicadas chirped late at night, and the leaves of the quiet trees did not flutter.
——!
Uchiha Itachi suddenly jumped up from the bed, his handsome cheeks were covered with cold sweat, he closed his mouth and panted heavily, his palms tightly grasped the quilt.
His mind is full of images from the dream just now—maybe he still can’t tell whether he is dreaming or waking up—
It is vaguely the long street of Konoha, he is full of expectations like today's Uchiha Tachibana, the difference is that the person beside him is not waiting for him to take the initiative like a timid Shisui, but is very conscious Holding Uchiha Itachi's cool hand.
A very skinny and warm hand.
Has a thick cocoon that holds weapons all year round.
He wondered whose girl was working so hard to make a living, couldn't help but looked up, and then... Young Master Itachi was so scared that he peed on the spot!
Eat/poop!Who is this heavy make-up, booger-picking and wearing women's clothing, my six ways!
Uchiha Itachi blushed and fell forward on the quilt, panting like a bellows.
Oh, what a dream this is.
The author has something to say: God Itachi is going to be enlightened!applaud!
49. Live broadcast of snake hunting...
The sky is blue and the wind is clear, the heat wave is rolling, and it is raining lightly at the head of the rice fields in the country of rain. Scott is walking swayingly with Naruto's small arms on his waist.
"Wet and wet the bus." Naruto taught with saliva in his mouth with a few small white teeth, and threw his pink and tender hands into Scott's arms.
Wet passenger car. Major General Korchagin: ...
He said that it was the first time he heard of his name being translated in this way.
"You son of a bitch!" Scott rubbed Naruto's short golden hair as a gesture, and made a funny face to make him happy. The little guy giggled and rubbed affectionately in the man's arms. The clothes with the country of rain pattern crumpled into a ball, and Kyuubi snorted appreciatively, pretending to be disdainful.
A heartless little thing, dad Nine Tails thought unhappily.
When I saw a handsome human being, I forgot about Lao Tzu... Hmph, I'll make you so handsome after turning into a human form!
——Then he looked at Scott with a calm and strange look on his face, and opened the ignorant Naruto's pants, revealing... Daddy Nine-Tailed-san went berserk instantly, and he ran over to Scott He roared, "What are you doing?" The bursting fire chakra caused Scott to quickly turn his head away, and explained angrily:
"I'm just looking at his gossip seal, Jiu Lama, what are you thinking?!"
Jiuwei was speechless for a second, and then shouted without showing any weakness: "I didn't think about anything, I wouldn't react if this bastard died in your hands!"
"..."
Scott looked at him amusedly, seeing for the first time that #口味体正身# level was so violent.
He shook his head, exerted strength in his palms, and the vigorous and gentle green wood chakra penetrated along the ugly black seal on Naruto's belly—the little guy was tickled and moved, and the major general patted his butt mercilessly Give a slap.
Nine Tails wagged its big tail anxiously, walking back and forth.
After a while, Scott loosened his brows and nodded in satisfaction, "As expected, he is the son of the fourth Hokage and the previous generation Renjin Churiki. He is indeed very talented." He waved at Kyuubi, and Kurama impatiently approached, Looking under Scott's palm—the chakra veins inside Naruto's body are filled with flowing green chakra, like a breathing river, with beautiful green fluorescent lights on and off—
The fox raised an eyebrow, expressing that he didn't understand.
Scott explained in a good-tempered manner: "Look at his blood, which is broad and straight. When he accepted your other half's seal, this natural ability saved the child from a lot of crimes—and look at him, "He pointed to the light blue chakra gradually covered with green in the blood vessels,
"This is how old he is, and he can already push my chakra. It can be seen that he will have an amazing amount of chakra when he matures in the future."
"The shape of the blood veins doesn't have too many bends, which means that he can mobilize chakra faster than others for the same ninjutsu in the future."
"The abundant amount of chakra also destined his ninjutsu power to be far superior to others."
"Plus half of the Nine-Tails Chakra boost."
"As long as he is not a complete idiot, he will definitely be able to reserve one of the top ninja seats in the ninja world in 20 years' time."
Scott said swearingly, his eyes were shining, as if he was watching one of his children gradually being carved from a piece of rough jade into a precious gemstone of universal brilliance.
Kyuubi couldn't help raising his tail, and couldn't help showing his teeth, "Of course, my renzhuli is extraordinary."
Scott patted Jiu Lama on the shoulder amusedly—not to mention, this big fox is as tall as a person when he sits down—"You really are speechless."
Kyuubi spat in a rough voice, turned his buttocks to face the field.
Suddenly, not far away, Xiaonan's voice came from the rice field in the distance, with a little helplessness and coldness,
"Passive sabotage can't solve the status quo. When the time comes, you won't be able to complete the task. I won't be the one who beat you up."
Scott put on Naruto's clothes and looked over curiously.
Sanwei's voice was sharp: "I won't! Grandpa, I'm hungry, I want to eat charcoal-roasted chicken drumsticks!" The huge body rumbled and lay in the shallow water of the rice field, Doudou's black eyes looked aggrieved.
"...I don't remember that the ten catties of charcoal-roasted chicken legs every day is less than yours." Xiao Nan said expressionlessly.
"..." Sanwei Xiaoli smacked his lips.
"I heard that last night in the chicken farm in the back mountain, a huge monster suspected to be a ghost suddenly appeared, and the residents were frightened."
"..." Sanwei shrunk his head guiltily, and covered his face with his paws.
Xiao Nan waited patiently for a few minutes, but when there was no response, he said directly, "So, when are you going to complete the [-] mu of rice fields you promised?"
Jifu raised his head and looked at the endless shallow water beach in front of him, where green rice seedlings were protruding from the inside, and he lay down limply, wondering how Jiuwei managed to achieve [-] acres a day in the first place?
Kyuubi who was overly intimidated by Uchiha Madara: ... Hehehe, you can't learn my method.
The blue-haired woman sighed in her heart, her face was cold and she immediately turned to her trump card: "...how about I ask Yahiko to talk to you?"
Three tails: ...
He instantly recalled the tragic experience of how he shattered a small island dozens of times within 5 minutes.
Jifu became unhappy for a moment. He slapped his paws and wriggled around like a little girl, screaming:
"Six Paths! Bullying the Tailed Beast! I'm dead, sir!"
However, you must know that he is not a really delicate and weak little girl who is easy to push down.
Xiaonan watched in shock as a mountain rolled back and forth in the rice field—a monstrous water wave rose from behind, pouring over the surrounding land, and the most frightening thing was... the heavy volume of the three tails smashed out on the ground There are countless large pits of different depths, not to mention the rice seedlings growing in those shallow waters.
Looking at the uncle who has ruined hundreds of acres of land in the distance and still doesn't give up, Xiao Nansheng has nothing to love... Very good, this time there is no need for Yahiko to deal with him, Scott will definitely not be able to sit still.
It turned out that Cao Cao Cao Cao was coming, and Sanwei was rolling happily, thinking
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