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Someone Zhou returned to reality!

Finally, I can happily brag again!

Seeing the familiar ceiling and the familiar environment around him, he continued to lie on the bed~ and fell asleep carelessly.

Around noon, the sun was hanging high outside, as if the blazing-hot sunlight was projected in from the gap between the blue curtains. There is a window, and there is a great noon time outside, everything seems to be distorted by the sun.

Everything made him feel a little relieved.

Such a hot weather must be his big Changsha... He is the local snake here, whoever dares to pull the brakes on him, he will have to make that person pay the price!He's just so mean! That palace is like a slaughterhouse, and that Huang Sang with dark circles dares to despise him, someone Zhou.

It's better to be realistic, and don't have to commit suicide by throwing yourself into a well.

I was hungry, so I got up again and ordered a takeaway.Looking at the time on the phone, I realized that it seemed like a long time had passed in my dream, but when I woke up in reality, it was only the next morning, which meant that it was only one night.The mobile phone forgot to charge overnight, and it was already below [-]%.His mobile phone may have some problems because of its age. Once the mobile phone is low on power, it always freezes.

He brushed his teeth, washed his face, and shaved the beard that he hadn't bothered to shave in the past few days, just when the takeaway arrived.

After eating pork chop rice, he turned on the computer again and watched the unfinished Gongdou drama.

This time I watched it very seriously, perhaps because I watched it with a learning mood after having the real experience of the Harem Orange Light game last night.

After watching the Gongdou drama, he remembered that his mobile phone was being turned off and charged, and after turning it on, he realized that Li Xian had called him several times. The time is one hour.

He thought to himself, it's too bad, the arrogant Li Xian doesn't know how to punish him.

When he called back, he didn't expect Li Xian to answer, but Li Xian answered the phone instead.

"Hey! Old man! You are looking for me..."

"……Humph!"

The call was ruthlessly and unilaterally hung up, and before he finished speaking, the other party just hummed angrily.

Only Li Xian dared not answer his calls, Zhou Gongci would die a miserable death if he didn't answer Li Xian's calls.

So in the foreseeable situation, he continued to dial the phone persistently, and just said a few words, Li Xian hung up angrily humming the word Jue again.

For the Nth time, when Zhou Gongci called Li Xian...

"It's okay if I'm wrong, old man, don't hang up on me again!!!" He yelled out a sentence without panting, trying to say everything in a few seconds before being hung up.

The other party hesitated for a few seconds, a few seconds later than the previous few times.

"...Hmph! Do you still dare not answer my telegraph?!"

The arrogant yet extremely Chongqing-accented Mandarin sounded like a naughty boy.

However, it is hard to believe that this arrogant man is three years older than this Zhou Gongci who has a vicissitudes of life.

Duke Zhou supported his forehead with kindness, helpless but did not dare to disobey, but after all, the straight man of steel had something to say in his heart.

"Didn't I call you? My phone was out of battery just now and I was charging! I just wanted to tell you something and you still hung up on me if you didn't let me say it!"

"Oh! That's why you're going to kill me!" Li Xian's soft Chongqing accent said this sentence softly, like a girl acting like a baby. Normally, Zhou Gongci would immediately be angry when he heard this sentence. He was submissive, but this time Zhou Gongci actually learned to resist.

"You are my brother! What's the matter with being fierce?!" Zhou Gongci said this sentence a little loudly in the vicissitudes of an uncle's voice, as bold as calling Mai.

"Damn it! I'll give you a kick! Is it going to be fierce to be a brother?!" Li Xian was often led astray by Zhou Gongci and often turned into a two-person yelling dialogue.

Of course, Zhou Gongci couldn't understand it and said: "What's wrong with being fierce?!"

For him, being fierce is the fun between brothers!It is necessary to care so much!

Hearing this, Li Xian also laughed. He wasn't angry at first. He also knew that Zhou Gongci didn't answer the phone on purpose, but when he saw Zhou Gongci's call, he just wanted to tease this idiot. ~Zizi is really stupid, unexpectedly he himself was led away and yelled along with him. Thinking of this, Li Xian also laughed out loud.

Li Xian said with a smile: "Damn it! You're going to kill me even if you're a brother, and you're not working properly, brother!"

"Then...then what do you want to be mine?!" Zhou Gongci was also obsessed with thinking that if he couldn't be a brother, he must be something else.

Li Xian laughed happily: "Oh my god, you are so stupid! Labor and management are really..."

"What's the matter? Old man!"

Li Xian suppressed his smile a little, and quickly changed the subject: "Do you want to know what I want to do when I call?"

Sure enough, Zhou Gongci's attention was immediately diverted, and he said foolishly, "I don't know, old iron."

"real or fake?"

"Really, why would I lie to you? I won't lie to anyone!"

Li Xian laughed again when he heard this sentence.

"Then let me tell you, Wang Dazui's birthday is a week later, will you go?"

Wang Dazui is the former gang leader of the previous gang in Li Xian's game, and Zhou Gongci was once the gang leader of the hostile gang. The two had crossed paths when fighting gang wars. Later, after their gangs broke up, they went to a new one. The server became good friends again, and now Zhou Gongci has established a new gang on the new server, and both Li Xian and Wang Dazui are members of the gang.

Zhou Gongci was very loyal, and said without hesitation: "Go, definitely go, old man."

"Well, I'll go too. We can meet then."

It is worth mentioning that Zhou Gongci and Li Xian have known each other for several years, but they have always met on the Internet and have never met in person, and Li Xian is a person who pays great attention to personal privacy, so he divides two-dimensional and three-dimensional They are very open and never show their faces on the Internet, but the two have exchanged photos and occasionally made videos a few times.

Sure enough, Zhou Gongci was happy, and smiled: "That's good, then we will sit on the sofa of Wang Dazui's house and brag. We must shock the people of Shanghai with our bragging skills!"

Li Xian laughed wildly again, and finally said: "You are really strong Xiao Zhou!"

……

The reason why I hung up the phone was that Li Xian was off work, and he had to rush home to live stream and eat in a hurry.

Originally, Li Xian was concentrating on real work before. Since he bought a house, it was still a bit difficult to pay for the house. Because he had a lot of fans because of some funny videos of playing games, a friend on a live broadcast platform suggested He engages in live broadcasts, so he is even busier after the live broadcast, and often has no time to eat.

Zhou Gongci is like clocking in at work every day. He broadcasts the live broadcast at [-] o'clock in the evening very punctually. Even if he is free at other times, he will not broadcast the live broadcast. I don’t know what kind of mentality it is, maybe such a punctual live broadcast has the feeling of going to work on time. Of course, if someone from Xian invited him to play, that would be an exception.

As soon as he goes online, he will usually say good evening to the fans of the live broadcast, and then start beeping something. This is very different from Li Xian. Usually Li Xian will play music for 10 minutes without talking. But Zhou Gongci simply couldn't hold back.

"Good evening, fellow veterans."

Barrage: Hello, father-in-law~~

Barrage: What business are you doing tonight?

Barrage: Skydiving or online games tonight?

……

"I have an appointment to go skydiving with Xian'er tonight, I'll do a daily routine first and wait for him to go online."

Barrage: What do you do during the day when you don’t broadcast live?

Barrage: Is the father-in-law still playing Orange Light tonight?

Barrage: Bet on the father-in-law's death for a few minutes tonight.

……

When he is bored, he likes to chat with barrage. Anyway, when there are not many people in the live broadcast room, he can chat like a friend.

"Usually I don't broadcast live and go to farm in the daytime! My family is farming! I want to grow carrots for rabbits to eat, so it will be very comfortable." Ignoring the high-rise buildings and bustling traffic outside at night, bragging without blinking.

Barrage: Is it so strong?

Barrage: I don't believe 23333

"My family is a farmer! Don't believe me, and don't look down on me as a farmer! If you look down on me, I will plant them in the ground to reshape their attributes, and tomorrow's farmers will be worthy Me!"

Just as Zhou Gongci was blowing water in the live broadcast room, Li Xian was also on the air. As usual, he was about to turn on YY to chat with Zhou Gongci secretly, but suddenly stopped.

He murmured to himself: "Why the hell did you ask me to look for him... Damn don't look for him anymore!"

He arrogantly deleted the few words he typed just now, and decisively closed the YY dialog box.

While Zhou Gongci was bragging, at this moment, the bullet screens frantically brushed through 233 hahahaha and other messy bullet screens, but he observed a few of them carefully.

Barrage: Xianer was looking for you just now

Barrage: Xian'er is online

He usually goes online to do his daily routine, and today he made an appointment with Li Xian to go skydiving together, and anyone who came would be ugly.So as soon as he saw the news broadcast by Li Xian, he immediately decisively abandoned the water friends who had abandoned the barrage, and went to find someone Xian.

"Water friends, let me call Xianmou first, and I heard that he is looking for me."

So someone called, ignoring that the two were actually on the same YY channel, and they hadn't quit yesterday.

"Hey, Xian so-and-so! I heard that Li is looking for me?"

The Tsundere Fairy attribute is online.

"Who is looking for you? Who said that? Why is this man so shameless?"

Zhou Gongci couldn't help but roared: "Let me go~ damn it! They said it! You are looking for me!"

"I know, I know, don't yell! This person really is."

At this time, Zhou Gongci finally noticed that the two were on the same YY channel.

"I played a DJ! I'm so crazy, we're all on the same YY, why should I call you!" So Zhou Gongci hung up quickly, and immediately turned on the free mic.

And Li Xian said again: "You are a fool, right?!"

Zhou Gongci didn't care about the title of fool, and said in a low voice: "Then shall we go skydiving?"

Li Xian deliberately teased him: "Who is going to skydive with Li. I am taking a sauna outside now."

"What kind of sauna?! Aren't you going to skydive with me tonight?"

"Oh, I just want to take a sauna, it's so annoying."

"Damn it, wash the sauna! I also wash the mop! No matter, you have to skydive with me tonight! Or I will commit suicide!"

Barrage: Good suicide!

Barrage: It's okay to force each other to death!

Barrage: Call the police, someone here is live streaming online dating!

Barrage: Emphasis on color and less on netizens!

Li Xian laughed wildly again, and said dotingly and helplessly: "Good, good... skydiving."