Straight man of steel live broadcast

Zhou Gongci didn't know how to answer him, so he could only say: "We are all brothers, we are all brothers, it's all right..."

Lan Tue broke out in silence instead of dying in silence, and began to vent: "Brother, I don't know how you can say it like this, how can you say it without stopping, how can you say it like that."

Li Xian laughed to death beside him, "Rang Li usually deceived me to destroy the jade bracelet! Now you know how powerful it is?! Xiao Zhou wants to kill him!"

But Zhou Gongci couldn't bear it anymore: "Farewell, this seems a bit cruel to him, just read it a little..."

"It's really strong, Xiao Zhou!" Li Xian gave Zhou Gongci great affirmation.

……

Several people played around in the arena, even if the champion of the competition participated, it could not save the operation of Zhou Gongci's statue.

So I discussed going skydiving early.

Then, Li Xian thought of an important thing.

"Hey, I remembered something! I'm going to download it early tonight."

"Why?" Zhou Gongci was puzzled.

"I'm going to the concert tonight, and I'm going to appear as a guest, Xiao Zhou."

"Yes, you sing very well." Zhou Gongci praised Li Xian's singing without hesitation.

"Hey... Hey, I'm afraid I'll be a little nervous then."

Zhou Gongci said casually: "It's nothing to be afraid of. I'm here."

This sentence is very ambiguous, at least it made Li Xian in front of the screen not only feel relieved but even more flustered when he heard it, and there was also a hint of inexplicable joy, which he couldn't explain, so he was a little panicked and very happy Said: "What are you talking about? What does it mean to be there? It's true that you don't go there. You are always bragging, Xiao Zhou."

"Isn't this to comfort you? It's okay."

"Ok."

Lan Tie, who was present, had already shut up and quietly acted as a non-existent light bulb, restoring the image of the high-cold champion of the competition at the beginning.

However, Li Xian likes to cue people from time to time, so he just said: "Lan De Yu Bracelet!! Is it there?! Sloppy!! Hey!!!"

Lan Chu turned on the microphone slowly: "Yes, what's the matter, bro?"

"Why didn't you mess up your hair just now? What are you doing?! Are you secretly playing chicken again?!"

"Oh no, brother. You guys are discussing about singing, how can I get in the way, and Zhou Gongci said it. Just let me be quiet, okay?"

"No!! Miles must sing a song! Miles are late tonight. This is punishment!"

Lan Tuo had no choice but to resort to the ultimate weapon: "Hey brother, I'm offline... The network is not good... Hello? Can't hear you clearly..."

Seeing Lan Rui's technical offline and YY's profile picture slowly dimming, Li Xian jumped up and cursed: "Lan Rui's jade bracelet!!"

But Zhou Gongci said very calmly: "It's awesome, Lan Cui, this wave of operations is very strong."

"I~ Fuck!! Lan destroy you, a fai man! Don't let me see you again, if you let me see you again, you will die!"

Zhou Gongci shut up and didn't agree, but the corners of his mouth rose wildly in front of the screen that no one saw, and his thighs under the keyboard began to shake crazily. It can be seen that this person is in a very happy mood.

"Xiao Zhou, let's go and sing, shall we?" Li Xian changed from cloudy to sunny, and started to cue Zhou Gongci.

"Okay, but how to get there."

"Hey, I don't know if this song can bring people? Our Xuri Masculine is about to come out of the arena again!!"

Barrage: You can bring your family!

"Hey, can I bring my family? That's fine." Li Xian said his inner thoughts as if no one was around, and the barrage of bullets flew up again.

Barrage: With family members? ? ?

Barrage: Yes, yes, he is your family member

Barrage: Go with my wife

"Xiao Zhou!! Let's practice first. How about I sing a song for you?"

"sure."

"What song do you want to hear?"

The upright Zhou Gongci: "It's all right, you can sing beautifully."

Li Xian was a little shy at first, but he said "hehe" a few more times to reveal his inner joy, "Oh, why do you always say that... I'm a little embarrassed..." His voice gradually dropped.

Barrage: Is this night all dog food?

Barrage: I hug this dog food and ask you to get married

Seeing that the bullet screen began to scramble all kinds of words together, the voice that had been lowered immediately raised its tone, and in order to conceal the scrambling deer in his heart, he asked loudly: "Could it be that you want to pick on me?? "

Zhou Gongci replied without hesitation: "We are brothers!! What are you thinking, you boy is so scary."

"Why do you keep saying that? I told you, if you fall in love with me, you will die! My mother will kill me. I told her that my mother is a policeman."

Zhou Gongci slapped the computer table with a slap, and retorted angrily: "No!! They are brothers!! Why are the two blue boys together! What are you thinking?! Likes and dislikes!! Thinking about this all day long!! I also suspect that Li is interesting to me!!"

The arrogant Li Xian will never admit any feelings of love, "I am interested in Li? Rua vomit! If I am interested in Li, I am a messy pig!"

Zhou Gongci never quarreled with Li Xian, and after he calmed down, he said: "That's right, how can we two boys be together, stop scrolling your bullet screens!! You are so scary, what are you thinking!! Like and hate It is impossible for two blue children to be together!"

However, Li Xian did not follow the routine. He changed the subject and said, "Oh, do you look down on homosexuals? Gays recruit you? Are you so feudal?"

Zhou Gongci explained in a panic: "No... no, I don't look down on homosexuals! I mean it's impossible for us two blue boys to be together."

Li Xian asked back: "How do you know that the two blue boys can't be together? Is he really in love? Is Xiao Zhou so feudal?!"

Barrage: True love! !

Barrage: The same sex is true love, the opposite sex is just for reproduction! !

Barrage: The anchor's three views are very positive, pay attention!

Barrage: Is this coming out in disguise? ? ?

Zhou Gongci couldn't argue with a hundred words, and he couldn't say anything about the sharp-tongued Li Xian at all, so he could only say: "No... I mean... Oh, forget it. Go play a game!!"

Only then did Li Xian realize that he was overreacting, coughed twice to cover up his excitement just now, and then pretended to be nonchalant and echoed Zhou Gongci's suggestion.

"Yes, yes, let's play games..."

Barrage: Stop and continue chatting.

Barrage: both of them are embarrassed

Barrage: I'm just waiting for the day when you make it public!

"Hey, didn't you just talk and sing? Why did you go so far!!" Li Xian realized that the topic became more and more irrelevant.

Zhou Gongci chuckled lightly and said, "I don't know, didn't you bring it up?"

"What did I just say..."

"That's right! Which song does Xiao Zhouli want to hear? Which song do you like me to sing the most?"

"It's all very nice."

"I can only pick one song!! Pick it quickly!!"

"I want you."

"……what?"

"I want you."

a moment of silence...

"Oh, it's such a change~ You're in a state." Responded shyly.

"What the hell?" Zhou Gongci didn't know why.

Barrage: This wave of confession is very strong

Barrage: A Too Sweet Confession

Barrage: Is this an idol drama?

Barrage: Raise the flag high! !

After Li Xian was shy for a moment, he silently turned on the accompaniment of Kugou music.

"I want~you are by my side~~I want~~you dress me~~The wind blows this night~~It blows my heart~itches~~~my lover..." The male god's voice was not at all different from usual The soft ~ lingering Trump voice, the momentum of an instant counterattack, makes people can't help but say "Wow ~ slot".

And Zhou Gongci had already turned off the microphone, quietly listening to the voice that made his heart tickle, the corners of his mouth began to rise wildly, and let out a "hehehe" smirk.

In Zhou Gongci's live broadcast room, the water friends witnessed the transformation of this idiot's breath.

Barrage: The corners of this mouth must be rising crazily

Barrage: Are you so happy?

Barrage: yo, the corners of your mouth are almost reaching your ears

Barrage: Zhou Gongci, who became Kiki

"What's the matter? You can't let people listen to you because you sing well. You need to be quiet when you listen to music, and you can sing so well. The corners of your mouth are raised a little bit. What's wrong? You can't let the corners of your mouth rise." Oh, did you break the law?!"

Barrage: Come on, don't you be angry?

Barrage: Do not break the law, do not break the law

Barrage: Husband sings well, but don’t you have to laugh?

"I want beautiful clothes... Hahaha... I can't sing anymore, my god. Why do I feel a little shy..." Li Xian sang, his face rose rapidly on both sides, and the heat made him inexplicably shy Woke up, I have sung even the most coquettish songs before, but I don't know how to sing this song this time to be so shy.

Zhou Gongci opened the microphone and said as usual: "It sounds good."

"Hey." Li Xian started to giggle again, "I'm a little shy when I say that."

Zhou Gongci pretended to be calm and said: "It's okay, we are all brothers."

At this time, there was still a short period of time before the song meeting. Just after entering the skydive, the server started to crash, and the official skydive website began to apologize again. At least a few minutes had to wait.

Li Xian started the "Brother's Confidant Model", and deeply discussed Zhou Gongci's younger brother's emotional history.

"Xiao Zhou, have you ever been in love?"

Zhou Gongci frowned, but still answered honestly: "We talked about it, what's the matter?"

"How many times have you talked?"

Hushi Zhou, who smelled an unusual smell, replied cautiously: "Two... two or three..."

"Yes, Zhou Zhou. Unexpected."

Zhou Gongci's heart skipped a beat for no reason, and he had to say: "My brother is absurdly praised."

"Why did you break up?"

To be honest, Zhou Gongci didn't really want to answer this kind of private question, but Li Xian asked, so he had to answer: "Because I play games. I don't accompany her when I play games. I don't want to go. I play games. Watch movies. Don't go, play games."

Li Xian began to hold back his laughter: "Is he so strong, Xiao Zhou!"

"Are all the girlfriends there dating online?"

Some bad memories were awakened, Zhou Gongci frowned slightly, and replied in a low voice: "No, I know the reality."

Instantly aroused interest in gossip, Li Xian began to ask excitedly: "How do you know each other in real life? What kind of people do you like?"

Smelling an unusual smell, realizing that this might be a test or a bottom-line question, Zhou Gongci said in a rough voice: "Why do you ask so many questions? Unless you want to be my girlfriend! I'll tell you .”

"Who wants to be my girlfriend! Shameless! Ugh..."

Barrage: This vinegar smell...

Barrage: So like your current girlfriend asking about your ex-girlfriend?

Barrage: Unless you are my girlfriend...

Barrage: Is there so soon?Morning sickness?

Zhou Gongci was shocked by Li Xian's seemingly real "vomit", and said with a smile, "Brother, are you having morning sickness?"

The word "morning sickness" is undoubtedly an insult to his masculinity for Li Xian, who has a strong man in his heart.

"It's morning sickness!! If I have morning sickness, it will be the first one!!"

Zhou Gongci said no, but the corners of his mouth rose wildly: "Don't, don't, brother, I'm joking."

Barrage: Have a child so soon?

Barrage: What's the child's last name?

Barrage: This idol drama is a bit good

"Damn it, what are you talking about?! You also said that I'm having morning sickness, and I'll give you a kick!" Li Xian continued to babble unconvinced.

The corners of Zhou Gongci's mouth rose wildly: "Don't make trouble, kill someone."

"Oh!" Li Xian exclaimed

Zhou Gongci asked nervously: "What's the matter?!! Talk!"

Li Xian said quietly: "I want to go to the toilet..."

"..." Zhou Gongci felt speechless for a while, but he still said, "It's nothing, brother, then you should go quickly."

Li Xian became inexplicably stubborn: "It's okay, I can bear it... oh, why do I pee so much? Is there something wrong with my kidneys?...It doesn't make sense...I don't use it much ah……"

Zhou Gongci began humming a little song inexplicably: "What should I do, buy a catty of dried radish..."

"Are you listening to me talking?!"

"Yes, yes... Whether there is a problem with the kidney is not up to you. You should find an old Chinese doctor to have a look. To be honest, my grandfather used to be a famous old Chinese doctor. I can figure it out by pinching my fingers. Do you have kidney deficiency?"

Li Xian slapped the table and stood up: "Damn Zhou Gongci is bragging again!!"

"No, no, no... I really..."

"Last time, I said that Nima's family was the one who exorcised corpses from Xiangxi! This time, Nima said that Li is an old Chinese doctor! I'm so kicked! Lite can brag!"

Zhou Gongci was not at all embarrassed by being exposed, but rather complacent: "No, we are all brothers... But let me tell you that this kidney deficiency can be cured. Do you know that my grandfather has an earthen prescription? It's the kind of three bowls of water Boil it into a bowl of water."

"Fuck off! I don't have kidney deficiency!! No!!" Li Xian began to rage.

"Hush~~~" Zhou Gongci suddenly put his fingers on his lips, lowered his voice, and said in a breathy voice in front of the two water friends in the live broadcast room: "Don't speak so loudly, others will hear... ...we'll talk in private, and I'll call you tomorrow."

Barrage: We can't hear what we can't hear

Barrage: Is this really stupid or fake stupid?

Barrage: Fairy is mad at 2333333

Li Xian was so angry that he lost his temper. Instead, he calmed down and said, "Zhou Gongci, I used to be a little skeptical. I was pretending to be stupid. Now I suspect that I just cut it open. I really..."

Zhou Gongci laughed happily in front of the screen, but he didn't make a sound. After laughing enough, he quickly restrained his smile and just said: "It's okay, kill someone to have fun!! Look at me!!"