Straight man of steel live broadcast

Zhou Gongci is already familiar with the routine of this post-climbing live broadcast system. The soft touch under his body must be his Simmons. With an air-conditioning quilt on his stomach, he can be sure that it is without opening his eyes. On his soft ~soft bed~.

He was stabbed just now, and his chest is still aching...

He turned over, rubbed his head against the soft Crayon Shin-chan pillow, and wanted to continue to sleep, but the shadow area of ​​being stabbed to death was so large that it covered his entire vision, so that when he closed his eyes, The last man in black stood in front of him, and the words that were still clear from a distance

"I~Zinima..."

"I~fuck!" Zhou Gongci cursed irritably, turned over violently again, sat down on the bed~, and began to scratch his short hair irritably.

It's getting hotter and hotter in Changsha here, and it takes a long time to turn on the air conditioner to the lowest temperature to cool down.

Zhou Gongci, who was bored at home, started picking up his mobile phone and scrolling through Weibo...

He is still super chatting, every day he only needs to look at the people in the interjection boasting wildly about himself, the corners of his mouth will automatically rise slightly, and he will be a little shy, and when he reads the content in the private message, the corners of his mouth will be crazy and chaotic after reading it If you go up, you will explode shy.

The people in the private message are all idiots~ Weibo name full of Han flavor

Zhou Gongci's wife:

Zhou Zhou exploded handsome! !The dishes are also so stylish! !

Zhou Zhou I love you! !I stole my brother's battery car to give you a gift! !

Zhou Gongci's girlfriend:

Zhou Zhou, how can you brag so much! !Just explode cute! ! (Holding hearts)

Today is also a day that I love Zhou Zhou very much~~~~ (refill)

Zhou Gongci's underwear:

Watch me every week! !love you~~~

……

With such information, he opens Weibo every day and there are thousands of private messages, and he randomly selects some to open and read.

For those who asked for birthday wishes today, he would always reply happy birthday. As for the things that surprised him, such as: "Zhou Zhou, I swallowed a hippopotamus alive today", "I wrestled an arm with an elephant today", etc., he is very happy. He replied admiringly, "Awesome", and if he was too lazy to type, he would use a dog's head instead.

In fact, most of the time, he doesn't know what to reply. Many people say that he is a straight man of steel, and he speaks very steel, so he always sends them back and forth with dog and cat heads.

Both content and a great sense of humor.

Hey.

After swiping Weibo, he was boasted that he was very comfortable, and his whole body was a little buoyant, and the pain in his chest seemed to have subsided.

I happened to see someone asking him when he would go to S City to attend Zuizui’s birthday party in Chaohua, and he remembered that it was time to buy a plane ticket to S City, because he ate and slept in the room by himself every day. lonely.

Maybe I can go to S City to live for a while, and play with Da Zui for a while, so I won't be so bored to keep dreaming about these dreams of being a queen, right?

So he bought a ticket to S City tomorrow, at [-] o'clock in the morning.

In just ten minutes, he was optimistic about the air ticket and bought the air ticket. This is really a vigorous and resolute man.

Even though Wang Dazui's birthday is still a few days away tomorrow, he feels that Wang Dazui should welcome him very much.

We're all brothers, it's okay, just stay for a few days.

His mother also encouraged him to go out and walk more, not to stay in the four inches of the house all the time, it's better to go out and see the world.

However, what his mother probably didn't expect was that his son's so-called meeting with the world turned out to be staying at a friend's house.

But his mother doesn't care, Zhou Gongci has been freed Master Zhou since he was a child...

Zhou Gongci got up and brushed his teeth relaxedly. After breakfast, he guessed that it was almost time, and he sent a text message.

As soon as it was opened, it was like a text message with a voice coming from the shop, and the exasperated tone was automatically dubbed.

"Zhou Gongci, are you stupid? How the hell did you die?!"

Zhou Gongci was typing on his mobile phone while eating rice noodles.

"I was stabbed to death, old iron."

"I know! I asked how you were stabbed to death! Nima!"

"As soon as I opened my eyes I was stabbed to death! It was still in the middle of the night! It hurt so much! I can't even think about it now!"

Silence, only silence, as if a burst of mind-stopping silence can be heard across the screen.

Zhou Gongci was still happily sucking on rice noodles, while watching the popular TV series on the computer, telling the story of a woman who grew up from an orphan to a powerful businesswoman in the Republic of China.

This TV series is still very good to watch, but it is too long, but it can pass the time and learn a lot, which is very good.

After ten minutes, the phone's text message alert sounded.

Text message from Li Xian.

"When are you going to S City? I can't wait to meet you, Xiao Zhou."

"tomorrow."

"Is it so fast?" Li Xian's surprise seemed to be visible through the phone.

"I bought the plane ticket."

"Okay Xiao Zhou, wait for me for a few days and I will ask for leave."

"Okay, let's brag."

Then, there was no response.

Zhou Gongci put down his phone and continued to suck his own rice noodles, and even ate a duck neck, very happy.

After seeing the extremely silly reply of "let's brag together", he smiled helplessly, put away his mobile phone, got up from the toilet, turned around and pretended to press the flush button after using the toilet, and the water squeaked.

Pushing the door open, Xiao Chen happened to be standing on the sink writing the plan. When he saw him in the mirror, he was a little surprised, and then a smile bloomed on his face.

"Director, go to the toilet."

"En." He replied simply, and silently went to the sink to wash his hands, trying to maintain the director's aloof temperament.

"The director seems to be in a good mood."

"Really?" He raised his head and looked in the mirror, and saw the corners of his mouth under the gold-rimmed glasses raised slightly unconsciously.

"It's a little fun." He replied, pulled the toilet paper to wipe his hands, and said, "Don't smoke in the toilet." He threw the toilet paper into the wastebasket, turned and walked out of the toilet.

Xiao Chen looked at the figure of the director with a sneer and went out.

At this time, the sound of flushing water sounded, and the leftmost toilet door opened and another person came out.

"What's wrong? I just heard you chatting with the director?"

"Yeah, it looks like he's in a good mood."

"Oh? In a relationship? I thought he was gay."

"Fart, I guess it's because I've been constipated for a long time and just finally pulled it out. But...you're right, a man like the director is so ecstatic when he sneezes."

"I think it's quite cute... Speaking of constipation, I don't know if he has gone to the doctor..."

"Why do you care so much about others???"

"Well...that's...hey! The director just asked me to show him the latest market research! It's over, let's not chat."

"Oh oh oh..."

From three to thirty in the afternoon, Zhou Gongci was usually sleepy, and after yawning, he received a YY message from Bing Xin.

"Xiao Zhou! You died so badly! I didn't realize it last night! Why did you die? It's all my fault."

Hushi Zhou, a double-standard madman, just replied: "It's okay, let's talk tonight."

"Xiao Zhou, I swear to avenge you."

Zhou Gongci laughed, but didn't reply. He was about to download YY, turn off the computer and go back to sleep, and then he could have dinner and broadcast live.

"Dididi" YY information is here again.

Bing Xin wanted to say something disgusting again.

Zhou Gongci thought with disgust.

"Zhou Gongci, are you going online together? Playing Resident Evil."

This is a YY message from Junjun.

Zhou Gongci replied indifferently: "I'm not free."

Junjun immediately accused him: "You have nothing to do during the day! Don't think I don't know!" Soon the next message was coquettish, "Play Resident Evil with me."

Continuing to be ruthless Zhou Gongci, "You boy, why are you so clingy? I always play the game Resident Evil with a smile on my face."

Shudderingly scared by Resident Evil: "Oh, why don't you play with me, I also play this game with a smile on my face."

Zhou Gongci, who wholeheartedly refused to sit still, said, "Then you can play with a smile slowly, I'm going to marry my brother."

As soon as I sent this sentence, before the other party could reply, I turned off YY at the speed of light, turned off the computer and went to bed.

Anyway, I refuse to play games live during the day, except to play games with Xian for a long time.

"Good evening, everyone."

"What kind of business is better to do tonight? Skydive with someone Xian tonight."

Barrage: Yes, I like to watch you skydive

Barrage: When will you meet Ji?

"Huh? Mianji, we can meet together on Dazui's birthday in a few days. Actually, we've seen the photos before, so there's nothing new about it."

Li Xian rushed home quickly today, and when he wasn't that hungry, he started the live broadcast.

It just so happened that the barrage was also asking when the two of them would meet.

"Mian Ji? Oh, it's very convenient now, you can see someone with just one ticket. But Xiao Zhou wants to see me, huh, I just won't let him see him."

Barrage: Are you so arrogant?