Straight man of steel live broadcast

Zhou Ronghua, who was grounded, can only nest in his small yard every day, and he has to copy the female precepts two hundred times. up.

The two big men usually have no meat in their lives. Now they eat boiled vegetables in salt water and small cucumbers mixed with salt. This is really unbearable for carnivores.

God lula, he is such a handsome blue boy, he can't eat meat.

The barrage water friends expressed their sympathy for the anchor's experience, so they began to send food to the anchor.

{Heavenly, everyone, old iron, please, can you stop delivering food...I'm about to throw up...If you want to give it, give it meat, old iron. }

Bullet screen: 233333 eating vegetables is healthy

Barrage: Eating more vegetables is good for laxative

Missing the taste of meat, Zhou Ronghua clutched his writing brush and groaned on the desk: "My god! I want to eat meat. Give me a piece of meat quickly. I'm so hungry that I want to eat human flesh... ...If there is no meat, I can eat a piece of corn...I want to eat corn and pork, old man...Hey! How about I stab myself twice and buy braised pork."

Barrage: Silly~ sub-anchor, don't! !

Barrage: Astringent anchor, live broadcast braised in soy sauce and eat it yourself!

Zhou Gongci, who was wailing, was still holding a brush dipped in ink in one hand and shaking it. Sitting not far from him, Bing Xin's white~tender and delicate~face had a little more ink on her face.

Bing Xin, who was dumped with ink all over her face, was still in a daze, and just said blankly: "Xiao Zhou, can you stop crying how many times a day that you are hungry? You obviously ate five bowls in one meal, you are a pig ?"

Zhou Gongci, who couldn’t get enough to eat, flattened his mouth aggrievedly: “I’m not a pig... lol, if I were a pig, I’d cook myself in braised sauce, make a braised pig’s trotter, and then make a corn-fried pork , then you don’t need to copy something that you don’t understand at all here.”

Barrage: No matter how much the anchor eats, he won’t get fat

Barrage: A meal of five bowls has been restrained

Barrage: Red-burning itself is very astringent

Hearing this, Bing Xin put down the half-eaten apple, leaned over to look at Zhou Gongci's pen and ink treasures, and the corners of her mouth began to rise in disorder, pointing to the copy that looked like a heavenly book, and said: "Xiao Zhou, are you practicing ghosts and talismans?" What did you write? How many times have you copied this? When that grandma comes over, she will be called to copy again."

"Wow!" Zhou Gongci slapped the writing brush on the table vigorously, so angry that he wanted to put his hands on his hips to suppress the anger in his heart.

Every time that grandma comes over, he will definitely be in trouble, saying that she is a nanny who teaches etiquette, teaching him to either shrink his neck like an ostrich or cross-step like a drunk camel!One who didn't practice well and wanted to rest was slapped by that vicious grandma! ! !

If his handwriting is ugly, he must copy it again! !

Don't give him meat! !

Just don't give meat to eat!No corn at all!Just vegetables!

Zhou Gongci viciously grabbed the set of calligraphy that he had written "hard work", and said in a rough and clear boyish voice: "Isn't this ugly? I think I can still write. This can be regarded as oracle bone inscriptions, you know? Ordinary people can’t recognize what is written at all, so we need to hire an expert to study it!” Then he said a little bit aggrieved: “I didn’t do so much homework when I went to school. I'm so miserable, old man!"

The barrage was full of hahahahahaha, without any pity.

Barrage: Hahahahaha so miserable

Barrage: Hahahahaha I'm crying

The mother's cancer-hearted Bing Mama looked at her silly son who was so hungry~ her face was puffed up. She could have eaten a few more bowls of rice before, but now she only ate five bowls of rice, and she didn't even want to eat late at night. She didn't even do the necessary skin care procedures, her face was rough and a lot of beard was about to come out, she was so distressed.

"Hey, why don't we sneak out to eat some meat at night."

Hearing this, Zhou Gongci, whose eyes started to light up, wagged his tail frantically behind him and said, "Is it really possible, old iron?"

"Oh, what can't be done."

Barrage: Ice, Mama, Astringent Fee!

Barrage: Bing Mama really loves silly sons the most

Barrage: Look at my little Zhou Zhou's face, it's not even shiny at all

Zhou Gongci hesitated a little instead, "Aren't there two guards guarding the door?"

"Why are you so stupid, Xiao Zhou. We can go out without going through the gate, I" suddenly realized that this was a secret escape plan, Bing Mama quickly lowered her voice, put her hand to her mouth and whispered: " I found what appeared to be a dog hole in the back of the yard."

Zhou Gongci, who was excited all of a sudden, became more energetic, his face turned red, he jumped up, put his hands around his mouth, and said with bright eyes: "Then let's go out of the dog hole tonight. It's my brother's hole, you're welcome..."

"Your brother's hole?" Shi Fei felt a little bit wrong when he said this, "Xiao Zhou, what do you want to do with your brother's hole?"

Chunqing Zhou, who didn't react, continued to brag about her bullshit: "We're all brothers, what's the matter with having fun! Hey, as long as I say to that dog brother, "Brother!I want to use your hole to drill! "It will definitely not refuse to give it! Because I am a brother with it~~ I am very comfortable~~~"

The corners of Bing Xin's mouth were raised crazily, and she let out a wild "hahahaha" laugh, the laughter was extremely exaggerated, and she fell from the stool until she fell to the ground.

Bullet screen: hhhhhhh quietly~ Mi landed a car and sealed the door

Barrage: Quietly~Midi knocked open your car door and jumped into the car

Barrage: Quiet Mi~Mi a wave of invisible cars on the ground

Zhou Gongci also looked at the mentally retarded expression on his face, and said: "Bing Xin, are you drunk? You are smiling like a hippopotamus!"

"It's okay, it's okay...hahahahaha..." Bing Xin laughed tremblingly and got up from the ground, "Then we two brothers will go out to have a good time tonight!"

"Okay, old man!"

With the beautiful vision of going out to find food in the dog hole at night, the two of them looked like idiots during the day, Zhou Gongci was inexplicably excited, copied a few more women's rings, and could say the corners of his mouth to grandma Slightly rising, she said Zhou's famous line "We are all brothers", which scared the mother.

Moreover, he only ate two bowls of rice in the evening.

Just to eat supper on an empty stomach, brother! !

Barrage: Kuo Yi Kuo Yi Kuo Yi Kuo is very thoughtful and the anchor is a social worker

The moon is dark and the wind is high, just tonight the moon is very dim and looks listless, covered by mist behind, the moonlight is even darker, falling on the ground, like a light bulb wrapped in layers of clothes Scattering~ the light coming out is the same.

"Ouch! What are you doing? You stepped on me!" A low roar came from the grass behind the yard.

"I'm sorry!" Zhou Gongci hurriedly took another step back.

"Ouch! Your elbow poked my stomach!" There was another angry cry, and Bing Mama, who was always injured, was very helpless.

"I'm sorry, old iron!" Zhou Gongci had no choice but to take a few steps aside, and then realized that it was so dark that he couldn't see clearly, and murmured, "Wow! I'm really blind !"

Barrage: This anchor is blind, pay attention!

"Hey Bingxin, please lead me away." Zhou Gongci stretched out his hand and groped for a dark mass of suspected Bing Xin in front of him.

Barrage: OS: hold the baby's hand~

"Okay, okay..." Bing Mama resignedly stretched out her hand to take Baby Zhou's hand, and said, "Xiao Zhou, are you night blind?"

"Let you go, fuck you!" Blind Zhou, guided by Bing Xin, arrived at the dog's hole behind the bushes.

Zhou Blind, who was squatting in front of the dog hole, groped for a long time, and roughly figured out the shape of a dog hole, then lay on the ground, tilted his head outside the hole and tentatively "oooo~~~" The tail behind his ass is still In a swing.

"Wow, woof, woof~~~~" A cute voice came from outside the cave.

Barrage: Husky meets Pomeranian...

Barrage: So cute...

Zhou Gongci's face was full of joy, and the non-existent tail behind his ass wagged even more happily.

"Oh, he's really outside!"

"Hurry up!" Bing Xin kicked the husky's ass from behind.

Husky wagged its tail happily, put its soft little hands on the still wet soil, and crawled out along the small dog hole with its buttocks twisting and turning.

Fortunately, no matter in reality or in the game, Zhou Gongci's figure is of the thinner type, and climbing a small dog hole will not cause his ass to get stuck in the hole.

Hushi climbed out of the hole on Zhou Yi twists and turns, and his hands came up very quickly to help him up. Under the dim moonlight, there was a tall black shadow, speaking in a Northeast accent: "Bing Xin?"

"It's in the back." Hushi Zhou patted the dirt on his body.

Bing Xin is struggling to climb the dog hole, the dog hole is small, Bing Xin is a bit difficult to climb, it is really difficult, his body shape is not as good as Zhou Gongci, Zhou Gongci is really thin and can't get fat no matter how much he eats, compared to Bing Xin It's just a little fatter, so the butt~butt is also bigger.

"Oh! Come and help me!" Bing Xin was stuck in the dog hole and could not move forward or retreat.

Zhou Gongci unconsciously said heart-wrenching words: "Wow, Bing Xin, your ass is really big! You can get stuck. I guess your ass accounts for [-] catties of Nima's weight."

"I call you~ Mom!" Bing Mama, who had been pierced in his heart, was forced to swear at the ignorant and stupid son.

Barrage: Heartbroken, Lao Bing!

Barrage: Ice pierces my heart

Barrage: mocking from the thin man

"Stop talking, pull him out quickly."

The two of them dragged Bing Xin's arm together, at least they pulled Bing Xin out, but Bing Xin's beautiful court lady's attire got stuck in her ass. After all, it was stuck, revealing the miserable white underwear inside.

"Bing Xin, are you a Niman Yugoslavian exhibitionist?" Zhou Gongci said with a smile seeing Bing Xin's tattered fabric.

Bing Xin also smiled embarrassedly and said: "It's not that the ass is a bit big, the ass is big and it's easy to grow."

"Good birth!" The Junjun Xiaogongju, who was a strong support, was still silently supporting the little angel.

But the boys don't care about these details, they pat their butts and leave. Anyway, there are no girls present, so the clothes are nothing.

"Handsome, do you really know where the food is?"

"Oh, I've said it eight hundred times. I often go there to get food, and I'm familiar with it." As he said, Yingjun took out a bunch of copper keys from his pocket and shook them a few times. Under the moonlight, the key refracts a warm light, and the keys make a crisp sound when they collide.

"Look, I stole this from the imperial chef." Handsome crossed his waist to show that he was very arrogant.

Yingjun was bouncing around to see the two poor people this afternoon. They both planned to go into the dog hole at night, but they didn't know where to look for food after going through the dog hole.

The handsome guy who happened to be a public servant appeared. He who often goes to the imperial dining room already knows the route, and he who is a good guy slapped his chest and agreed to take two people to find food. Introduce two people.

In the past, when Yingjun came to play with these two people, he often hid half a chicken or a pig's trotter in his chest. With his oily face and oily mouth, he became suspicious, and reported it to the queen, who then ordered the two guards at the door not to let Yingjun bring in any food.

The idiot trio in the palace stepped on the dim moonlight like this, and after the whole palace fell into a deep sleep, they tiptoed side by side and quietly walked on the path in the palace.

On the small stone road in the palace, there are three stretched and blurred shadows overlapping together...

Barrage: Harem SHA officially debuted!