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When the Immortal Emperor saw Zhou Gongci, who had nothing on his face and the corners of his mouth were still slightly raised, he felt angry, turned his face away and said a little sourly: "Why did you come here so slowly? I had a lot of fun recently. They're all picking up girls."

Zhou Gongci didn't understand what Li Xian meant, he couldn't figure it out and said, "What are you talking about. Are you drunk?"

Seeing Zhou Gongci's innocent look, Li Xian was furious and said, "I'm still saying I'm drunk?! I'm still pretending! I'm still pretending!"

"What is it, old man!"

"Tell me what you did at the Lantern Festival that day, and tell me yourself! I saw with my own eyes talking and laughing with a kid from Lu! I left myself alone to deal with those women! Labor and management are really... ..."

Zhou Gongci finally realized what was going on, and said, "Oh, so you meant that."

"What else?! Who else could it be?" The Immortal Emperor almost exploded again.

Barrage: It's over, the Immortal Emperor is going to be jealous!

Barrage: Hurry up! !

Li Xian turned his head and looked angry. Zhou Gongci felt a little funny seeing this appearance, and couldn't help but said, "So it's like this. I don't have many of them. That one is handsome! You know it too."

Li Xian was originally angry, but when he heard this, he was stunned for a moment, turned his face slowly, looked at Zhou Gongci, and asked suspiciously: "Is it true or not? Did you lie to me? How could it be?" There are so many people coming in, think me stupid ~ forceful."

Zhou Gongci tried to explain: "It's him! If you don't believe me, you can ask him! He is still that handsome little dude, and he has come to play with me these days."

Unexpectedly, Li Xian exploded again, and found another incident.

"Oh, labor and management are working so hard here, so I just go to play with others, so happy."

"No...it's not that he came to see me, so I'll just play with him..." The more he talked, the less confident Zhou immediately realized that it was impossible to change the subject decisively: "Not only is handsome here, Bing Xin is also here Lah! You don't even know, Bing Xin has already become my maid! The old man is awesome, he is so powerful, he knows all kinds of skin care, he is simply that kind of delicate boy."

"Is Bing Xin here too?"

"Yeah, he was still at the door just now, and he couldn't come in. But it doesn't matter if he doesn't come in. We can't sleep a third person here." Zhou Gongci foolishly said some terrible things, and still looked pure.

"Who wants to sleep with Li, Li is so shameless, it's so annoying." Li Xian's thoughts were unpredictable, and he was still flabbergasted arrogantly.

Barrage: Immortal Emperor is really unpredictable...

Barrage: Zhou Ronghua expressed his annoyance

"You just want to sleep with me! Otherwise, why did you ask me to come over at night! You say you don't want your body, but you are very honest!"

Sure enough, Li Xian was about to explode, and it was still the kind of explosion while jumping.

"Lao-capital flies up and gives Li a kick! Lao-capital will ask the guards to fork Li out now! I will drag you to the eunuch, believe it or not? Lao-capital is really..."

"Okay, okay...Don't talk about this, don't talk about this, it's okay if I was wrong, old man!" Zhou Gongci decisively surrendered. Anyway, he is used to admitting his mistakes. Those who can jump up and catch people are very fierce.

"Humph."

"By the way, Mr. Xian, I'm Zhou Ronghua now, so awesome! Hey, I suddenly have an idea!"

"What idea? What else can you think of?" Li Xian expressed serious doubts about Zhou Gongci's IQ, but there was still a trace of doubt about whether Zhou Gongci had cut black this time.

"I've thought about it, aren't you the emperor? Everyone in the world has to listen to you. You are the most awesome person. Isn't this concubine's rank directly sealed by you? Forget about the imperial decree to make me a queen, maybe it will be passed directly."

When Li Xian first heard this proposal, a few big words came to mind: Mom's mentally retarded.

"What the hell are you thinking about?! Are you thinking seriously again?"

"I'm afraid of spinach, so just try it. Maybe it will pass? We just remember to save it."

Seeing that Zhou Gongci really wanted to do this, Li Xian didn't blindly refuse, and silently saved the file, thinking that since this idiot wants to play, let's play with him, at worst, read the file later Let's do it again, otherwise this idiot will definitely be thinking about this matter.

"It seems reasonable to say so, why don't you just try it, maybe it will work, right?"

"Yes, yes, let's try."

Seeing Zhou Gongci start wagging his tail like a husky, as if he had a tail behind him, Li Xian was instantly happy, and couldn't help laughing, and even boasted dubiously: "Xiao Zhou is really good!" It's explosive smart."

"Admit it, Li is also Shifei."

Barrage: Are the two idiots going to start messing around?

Barrage: Impossible to reach the sky in one step! Wake up! !

The two silently saved the file. In order to win Zhou Ronghua's favor, the Immortal Emperor allowed Zhou Ronghua to become a queen overnight, fulfilling Zhou Ronghua's long-cherished wish for many days, so he wrote angrily, and immediately sent down an order to write the imperial decree and seal Zhou Ronghua. Queen Huawei, abolishing the current queen, the reason is to appreciate Zhou Ronghua's virtue and beauty.

As soon as the imperial decree was issued, the entire imperial palace boiled instantly, like a pot of boiling water, the imperial palace was as bright as day, and there were concubines who were awakened by this imperial decree everywhere, especially Qifeng Palace, the queen who was abolished overnight is the calmest person.

While the Immortal Emperor and Zhou Ronghua, who was bewitching the crowd with demonic words, were huddled in the bedroom, and they were still excited about the imperial decree they made, as if they would see a bright future soon, the system instantly pulled the switch on them both.

The picture turned yellow in an instant, and the dirge of closing the shutters almost sounded in my ears. Everything lost its vivid color, as if there were only two of them left in the world, and they still had life. The palace gate was suddenly slammed When it was opened, a large group of people rushed in.

The large group of people were all strong and strong men. They came in and pulled the two "adulterants" up, handcuffed them, and dragged them out.

When the two "adulterants and adulterers" were mopping the floor, the system automatically provided explanatory text.

[The emperor abolished the queen overnight. The queen has a strong family power. The family is dissatisfied with the emperor's actions. They unite with the frontier generals who control the military power overnight to rebel. The emperor has not taken back all the power. The foundation has not yet been established. It was completely consolidated, so it was replaced. For a while, everyone betrayed their relatives, and the emperor was imprisoned for a lifetime and died of depression.And as a traitorous concubine who deceived the emperor, you couldn't escape the punishment, you were imprisoned and assigned as a military prostitute, but you were busy on the road, your body was weak and couldn't resist the harsh environment, so you died. 】

Zhou Gongci: "...my mother."

Li Xian: "... Labor and capital are really..."

Barrage: You guys are stupid~

Barrage: Silly~ sub anchor ruined my youth!

Barrage: I told you to make a fuss, so you just pull up the brakes right now?

Fortunately, both of them knew that there were too many factors of pure nonsense this time, the chance of success was still low, and they didn't have much hope, and they had already read the file, this time it was just an addiction.

[The game character dies, choose to re-game or load the game]

Zhou Gongci resolutely chose to read the file, so he returned to the door of that night's bedroom in an instant. At this time, Bing Xin was still by his side, and Bing Xin stared at him with a sad face.

Zhou Gongci felt a lot of pressure under such a seemingly substantive gaze, and finally asked a question that could not be ignored.

"What's the matter, old man?"

Bing Xin still had a sad look in her eyes, and said quietly: "You just killed me just now..."

Zhou Gongci stammered guiltyly: "This...what does this have to do with me?"

"Did you pass the imperial decree just now? Give you back~ Mom directly promoted you to queen? Did you die just now?"

"Hmm... What's wrong with just having a good time?!" Zhou Gongci still tried to keep his mouth shut.

"Do you know that you gave me so much fun~ to death? Not long after your imperial decree came down, I stood outside weak and helpless, and was dragged out by a few big guys just like that! Then they clicked me Already!"

Barrage: Poor Bing Xin! !

Barrage: It's so tragic to follow such a master

Zhou Gongci wanted to laugh when he heard such a tragic fact. He suppressed his smile and said, "What's going on? It's none of my business."

"I'm your personal maid! People say I'm the maid of a treacherous concubine! Just cut me off like that, and I don't even have a chance to speak! How can I be so unlucky!"

"Bing Xin, Bing Xin, you should calm down outside first. I'll go in first...... Pooh" In the end, I couldn't help but let out a few words of laughter.

Barrage: Zhou Ronghua said that only the Immortal Emperor is in his heart...

Barrage: Sympathy for Bing Xin...

When Bing Xin didn't want to strangle him, the "faceless disaster", he rushed into the palace without hesitation, leaving only Bing Xin gritted his teeth and was stopped outside the door.

Li Xian stood by the window with his hands behind his back very melancholy. The moon outside was quite bright, and the moonlight shot straight into the room. The shimmering moonlight spread all over the floor. The back view, this situation and this scene set off the endless sadness in the heart of the Immortal Emperor...

The Immortal Emperor raised his head slightly, looked up at the night sky at 45 degrees, the moonlight shone on his clean face, and there were only two lines of tears to express the pain in his heart...

Seeing Li Xian standing by the window, Zhou Gongci was a little puzzled by Li Xian's sudden outburst of literati feelings. Instead, he sat down at the table first, poured himself a glass of water, and then picked it up from the table. After eating the pastries, he began to eat, enjoying the melancholy that is unique to Xianshi while eating.

"Old iron is awesome. I almost cried when I saw it."

"..."

Barrage: 23333 You deserve to be single!

Barrage: Do you know why you are single?

Li Xian, who was melancholy like a poet, was about to explode when he saw this, and when he saw that Zhou Gongci had already eaten and was watching him playing melancholy, he couldn't stand anymore.

"Old Tie, do you want to come over and eat together? I think the food here is delicious."

Li Xian, who was hesitating: "No... I won't do it again!"

"Okay then. I'll finish eating by myself. Let me eat for you, the sound is very nice." Zhou Gongci was not obsessed with inviting Li Xian to eat together, and happily enjoyed eating alone.

"..."

Seeing that Zhou Gongci didn't continue to invite him according to the routine, Li Xian couldn't pretend anymore...

He simply stopped pretending, and sat down next to Zhou Gongci, took a whole plate of pastries to his side, and began to eat angrily.

"Damn it's all your fault! It caused me to die again!"

However, Zhou Gongci didn't take it seriously: "It's just one death, it doesn't matter."

Li Xian just complained, if he really minded, he wouldn't continue to play with Zhou Gongci.