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In fact, he has heard that some of the anchors often play orange light games, and there are many boys, so he has heard a little about this, but he still doesn't understand it.In a daze, he entered a seemingly fun harem game.

As soon as it was opened, there was a sad ancient song sung by the boy. The voice was surprisingly loud. He immediately lowered the volume, and then started the plot according to the guidance of the barrage.

First of all, he is of course bragging about his IQ strength.

"Everyone, don't look at how foolish I usually play games. In fact, my IQ is still very high, especially when playing these harem games. If you have to choose one of the anchors who has survived the longest in the harem, it must be someone from Zhou. ah!"

So he started to play the orange light game in a regular manner. This game really aroused his interest, and he didn't download it until almost 12:30.

When he took a shower and went to sleep, he picked up his phone and found the WeChat message Li Xian had sent him.

No text, just an emoticon package.

It's just an emoticon pack of you being a sha~pen.

Zhou Gongci didn't care whether Li Xian had gone to bed early or not, and persistently replied with a "can't hear" emoji.

Then, seeing that there was no reply from Li Xian, he put down his phone and fell asleep quickly.

The sleep this time was different from other nights, he actually entered a very realistic dream, he thought he was not asleep at first.

Because he was lying on a bed~, when he opened his eyes and stared blankly at the wooden bed beams and the pink mosquito net, a naughty female mechanical voice sounded in his head.

"Ding dong! The Empress Journey system is successfully bound!"

What are you doing?Shouldn't he be kidnapped? !

He immediately turned over like a carp, and looked around vigilantly, but there was no one around, and the surrounding environment made him stunned.

In front of the antique house, there is a very beautifully carved dressing table with a bronze mirror on it. He has seen this thing before. His grandma in the country used to have a dressing table like this, but it is not a bronze mirror.

He thought to himself, who is this?No matter what age, bronze mirrors are still used.Is this a person from ancient times?

The voice in the head continued to broadcast: "The system is successfully bound! Please complete the first phase of the palace entry task as soon as possible!"

"Who! Who is talking?!" He immediately warned loudly.

However, no one answered him. He looked around and walked around again, but found no one. He wondered why he would come to this place when he was sleeping. Could it be that he sleepwalks in his sleep?This sleepwalking is too outrageous.

When I sat back on the bed~ and calmed down, I found that there was an extra panel in my head, on which was written in bold and bold words: Journey to Empress.

I~ fucked a big watermelon!

Isn't this the game he played at night following the advice of the barrage?Is it so exciting? !

Then he opened the list of plot tasks, and found that on a plot line, only the entry into the palace was lit with a yellow light, and the others were all gray. When he clicked on it, only one line appeared: This plot cannot be triggered yet!

The only item that enters the palace is please complete the plot as soon as possible!

He started to go into a trance...

He began to wonder if he was insane...

He began to wonder if he had been playing games stupidly lately...

He began to suspect that he was kidnapped by aliens and used for experiments...

There is also a suspicion that he suspects that he is dreaming.

So without hesitation, he stretched out his hand and pinched the soft flesh on the inner thigh!

Tears flowed from the pain!

Oh shit!Why didn't I usually notice that he has such big ~ thighs that I can't help pinching!How come such a pinch is like a severe beating!

This pinching suddenly felt wrong, his legs were not so thin and the meat was not so tender!Looking down, wearing white obscene trousers, you can still see the big ~ slender legs, and the hands on the legs are also slender and white ~ tender, which is not like his big hands at all, especially this leg, Surely it couldn't be his!These legs are as thin as chopstick legs, how could they be his pair of long~legs that used to be soldiers!

Standing up abruptly, looking up and down the whole body, he found that it could not be his body at all. When he got up, a strand of hair was carried to his chest, which scared him to death!For a moment, he thought that there was a female ghost lying on top of him, pulling the long hair so hard that he almost burst into tears from the pain.

Long hair, thin ~ waist, long ~ legs, white ~ tender skin...

"Fuck! What the hell is going on!" He couldn't help roaring, only then did he realize that the voice that came out was not his usual hoarse voice with age, but a kind of A soft but clear voice, very clear, very youthful voice.

He looked around in a daze, and suddenly saw the bronze mirror, and then rushed to the bronze mirror.

A delicate face was vaguely reflected in front of the mirror, with a small nose, cherry pink lips, big almond eyes, and a melon-seeded face. Even though the face was distorted by the bronze mirror, it was still clear and beautiful.

Where is his handsome face with a straight male look!This is clearly a little girl!

Frightened by this fact, he subconsciously took several big steps back, lifted his feet up to the stool, and almost sat down on the ground.

How could he, a good old man, turn into a little girl after sleeping?Still such a beautiful little girl!There is still a system panel for the trip to the post in my mind!

Under the influence of socialism, how can he believe in all this? !

The only way he can think of now is to...

He jumped onto the big wooden bed, pulled up the quilt and closed his eyes peacefully.

All this must be a dream, he just needs to wake up.

Half an hour has passed...

Two hours have passed...

He opened and closed his eyes repeatedly, but his state remained unchanged.

But at this time, someone came into the room where no one had entered for a long time.

A little girl wearing a rose-red bottom shirt and a blue shirt over it, and combing her maid's hair came in, holding a tray with a bowl of lotus seed soup in her hand.

After putting down the tray, she walked into the bed, just when Zhou Gongci opened his eyes, she was startled.

"Miss, why did you sleep for so long at noon today? Could it be that something is uncomfortable?" The servant girl quickly helped him up.

Zhou Gongci couldn't turn his head around for a while, and he was about to explode when he heard the word "Miss".

"Miss? Who is Miss? Don't talk nonsense!"

The servant girl was startled by her yelling, and immediately took away the hand that was supporting him, and stood at the side in an orderly manner, her eye circles instantly turning red.

Zhou Gongci was at a loss when he saw that the little girl was about to cry. He really didn't deal with the little girl very much, so he could only comfort him in a clumsy voice: "You...don't cry. I'm just kidding!"

"Xiaohuan did something wrong, and I hope Miss won't be angry." After speaking, Xiaohuan lowered her head, and she was about to shed tears.

Zhou Gongci was most afraid of other people crying. It was the same when he played games with Li Xian. Li Xian was a showman when he played games. When he pretended to cry, he had to promise him anything. It made him dislike seeing Li Xian cry the most.

When he was thinking of ways to coax his sister, he suddenly saw the lotus seed soup that Xiaohuan brought in on the table just now, and changed the subject and said: "Hey! What is that on the table? I'm so hungry, I want to eat! "

Sure enough, Xiaohuan forgot to cry, and hurried over to pick up the lotus seed soup, sat on the side of the bed with a smile on her face, and said to him: "Xiaohuan specially made this for Miss, knowing that Miss is always hungry when she takes a nap. Lotus seed soup."

Zhou Gongci took the lotus seed soup and said out of habit: "Brother Huan hugged you!"

Xiaohuan: "..." Did she hear something wrong just now?Otherwise, how could she have heard the rough and wild words from the mouth of the always gentle lady?

When Zhou Gongci was eating the lotus seed soup, he was thinking about the inexplicable bold system in his mind, and found that there was a button for the bullet screen, just like watching a video, he clicked the button curiously, The barrage turned green.

Then, just like the small window he used to broadcast live on the computer, the bullet screens began to be swiped row by row.

Barrage: 2333333 Little girl, you actually call her brother

Barrage: Ask the girl's psychological shadow area!

Barrage: The girl thinks this is a fool, right?

Barrage: Going up is just a hug!this way...

……

The barrage almost knocked him out, what are these things!too horrible!Why is it like a live broadcast, those people can see what he does? !

Xiaohuan had regained her senses at first, but when she saw Zhou Gongci's appearance at this time, she let out a small exclamation.

"Miss!"

"What's the matter?" Zhou Gongci looked back at Xiaohuan stupidly, only to realize that when he was peeking at the barrage just now, he was absent-mindedly eating the lotus seed soup and accidentally smashed the lotus seed soup up to his chin.

Zhou Gongci: "..."

This is so embarrassing...

Barrage: Wake up, father-in-law!

Barrage: Look!Let's show you how to eat lotus seed soup!

Barrage: This is an old trick!

……

Zhou Gongci opened his eyes and said nonsense: "It's okay, I just want to test whether my chin can eat."

Xiaohuan was suspicious: "Is...really?"

"Or else! I'm such a smart person!"

Xiaohuan lowered her eyebrows and remained silent.

As soon as Zhou Gongci put the bowl away, he waved his hand to make Xiaohuan retreat, but he didn't know that Xiaohuan was still beside him.

He asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

"Miss, did you forget that the master said that he will come to see the lady later and discuss some things with the lady."

"Master?" Zhou Gongci's small brain began to work quickly.

Master...could it be his old man? !

Why did his father come out!

Barrage: 23333 is your father!

Barrage: It seems that the plot is about to unfold.

Barrage: How can this idiot survive in the palace 23333