Tianjie Entertainment Media Company

At seven o'clock in the evening, Hu Guohao sat in front of the TV with his family.

With the development of the technology era, televisions are no longer just televisions. Online dramas and live webcasts can also be played on televisions, as long as you buy the website channel.

He himself is not so fashionable. You know, Hu Guohao is just a small security guard in Wansheng Plaza. If his young colleague hadn’t told him that Jinjiang Video Network can be watched on TV, he might still be addicted to anti-Japanese dramas and costume dramas. After all, Hu Guohao is a middle-aged man in his 40s, and he is rarely interested in young programs.

His teenage daughter excitedly patted the sofa cushions: "Dad, Dad, it's about to start!"

Hearing the words of his precious daughter, Hu Guohao immediately responded with "Hey".

After experiencing the big stomach king competition a few months ago, he had a preliminary understanding of Tianjie Entertainment Media Company and their artists. It's an exaggerated appetite, Hu Guohao has to admit that anyone who has seen Kong Xuan will never forget his face for the rest of his life.

He didn't care about Yang Jian becoming popular in the Flower Planting Country afterwards, because Hu Guohao didn't play Weibo at all, so naturally he couldn't see Yang Jian's lightness skills.

But Liu Pipa, Hu Guohao has really heard her song, not only heard it, but also addicted to it, and now it has developed to the point where she asks her daughter every day when "The King of Songs at the Next Stop" will start broadcasting, which makes her daughter I was very excited, thinking that my father would also join the team of chasing stars.

With the help of the caring little padded jacket, Hu Guohao knew that there will be a documentary starring Liu Pipa tonight, oh, not only will she appear, but also the handsome guy he saw in Wansheng Plaza will also appear.

Hu Guohao said to his daughter: "Will Miss Liu sing in the documentary?" He just wanted to hear Liu Pipa sing "The Overlord Disarms His Armor" again. The taste is really amazing!

The daughter said: "Dad, do you know what is called secrecy? Their website doesn't say anything except that they want to publish documentaries. If you ask me, I don't know." But she paused and said, "But I I think Pipa should be able to sing, she sings so well, wouldn't it be a waste if the program crew didn't record it?"

Hu Guohao nodded, feeling that his daughter was absolutely right.

After washing, Hu Guohao's wife also sat on the sofa and asked, "What are you two looking at?"

The father and two ignored her, because their attention was completely attracted by the documentary. Chen Lan couldn't get a response and could only watch TV by herself. At this time, it happened to be placed with Yang Jian and the grandparents who were practicing Tai Chi in the square. After punching, she yelled, "This guy looks really good-looking!"

Before the filming started, Jiang Hongfei had a good discussion with the editor about where their documentary should be based. Although it was to promote traditional culture, what they wanted to show was definitely not the separation between tradition and modernity, but to let the The audience realized that the classics they thought were far away from modern society are actually everywhere, such as the old man with a big brush dipped in water writing on the tiled floor, the young Huadan on the Peking Opera stage, and the men and women wearing Hanfu learning to play the guqin on the street , are representatives of the traditional culture of the country of flowers.

They want to let the audience know that these behaviors are not strange at all, that loving classical culture does not make you a freak, and that it is admirable to be able to speak well and recite poems that ordinary people do not know.

The documentary filmed based on this premise made the audience feel very close. For the first time, many people discovered that classical culture is everywhere, and as long as they observe carefully, they can discover every bit of culture from daily life.

Originally, Chen Lan was only going to watch TV once, but she didn't want to. After watching it, she couldn't stop anymore.

The daughter said: "I actually think Tai Chi is cool?"

Hu Guohao said: "Why don't you go to the square to learn with Grandpa Zhang?"

If he said this at other times, her daughter would definitely not agree, but now she hesitated and said: "Um, why don't I try it on the weekend first."

Chen Lan interjected, "There is also Grandma Wang downstairs, she can use Tai Chi fans."

Daughter: "Yes, is it?" I was a little moved. She never dismissed Taijiquan taught in physical education class at school, and even thought those students who were serious about doing movements were stupid, but now, watching Yang Jian with a group of old men Too punchy, and she's totally transformed.

It turns out that slow Tai Chi can also be played very handsomely!

Then when they saw the medicinal food in Shennong Restaurant, the three of them who had already eaten were swallowing.

Chen Lan sighed: "It's not that I haven't watched food shows, why didn't I feel so hungry before?"

Hu Guohao didn't know either, he thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because people who eat food look good?" The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was right. During the king's competition, Kong Xuan's food was so tempting that everyone who watched him eat couldn't help but want to taste the food, but now, with Liu Pipa and Yang Jian joining in, the temptation has been tripled .

My daughter often watches Kong Xuan’s live broadcast, and she said: “I think it’s because not only Xuanxuan eats, but also Yang Jian and Liu Pipa.” She analyzed clearly, “Look, Xuanxuan is very happy eating everything. All fans know this, but Yang Jian and Liu Pipa both follow the route of being immortal, and their images are very high-end, so when they pretend to be immersed in delicious food, the audience is attracted. "

Hu Guohao keenly grasped the wrong point, he said: "Who is Xuanxuan?"

The daughter was speechless: "It's Kong Xuan!" Just in case her father asked why he called Kong Xuan Xuanxuan, she simply explained at once, "This is a nickname given to the idol by fans, and we all call him Xuanxuan now. "

Hu Guohao oh oh oh a few times before giving up.

Chen Lan, who had been watching TV and didn't participate in the chat between her husband and daughter, had a sudden idea. She asked, "Is this store in our city?"

Hu Guohao was stunned for a moment, then thought of the introduction just now, slapped his thigh and said, "That's right, isn't it in our city?"

Chen Lan took the initiative and said, "Would you like to try it?"

Seeing her daughter and her husband staring at her with wide eyes, she was a little embarrassed: "I think their food is really delicious, and I want to try to see if it's really that delicious."

At that time, the daughter raised her hands and feet in agreement: "Mom, I support you!"

Hu Guohao thought a little too much, he said: "Since this restaurant is on TV, there should be a lot of people who have the same idea as us. If you want to eat, won't there be a long queue?" Another point, "I think the decoration of this restaurant is very high-end, will the food inside be very expensive!"

The daughter said at the time: "Dad, wait a minute, I will go to Dianping to check." Then, under the watchful eyes of her parents, she turned on her mobile phone and entered the name of Shennong Restaurant.

The store is newly opened, and there are only a few scattered reviews, but all of them are super high evaluations. The store is very considerate and attaches the prices of various dishes, although there is no full reduction activity like other new stores , but the prices of the dishes are not ridiculously high.

Although Hu Guohao's individual income is not high, he has worked several jobs, and his wife Chen Lan is a middle-level cadre in a public institution, and her income is higher than most of the employees in Ning City. For middle-class families, if they are cruel, they can go to Shennong Restaurant for a meal in a month, which is still acceptable.

At that time, the daughter read out the prices of several recommended dishes, and announced to the husband and wife: "On a normal basis, the three of us should be able to control the price of a meal within 600."

Hu Guohao and Chen Lan looked at each other. The price was a bit expensive for them, but it was not so unaffordable.

but……

Chen Lan turned to look at the TV again. Yang Jian scooped up the crystal clear soup with a ceramic spoon and put it into his mouth. He could smell the strong umami in the soup through a screen.

She made a strange mistake and said, "Why don't we go and have a taste?"

After the documentary was broadcast, similar conversations appeared in every corner of the flower-growing country. Among them, the residents of Yining City had the most heated discussions. Compared with people in other cities, it is really easy for them to go to this store. I don’t know how much Times, after all, in a city, can be found soon.

But at the same time, a group of attentive fans discovered the clues. They looked at the address on Dianping for a long time, cut out the clips from the documentary, and watched them over and over again.

"Everyone, I have an amazing discovery..."

"emmmmmmm, I probably know what you found."

"This place looks so fucking familiar!"

A fan who didn't know why said, "Um, why does this look familiar? Can you give me a hint?"

Immediately someone said: "Watch "Kong Xuan's Day", this building has appeared before!"

Mengxin was instructed to watch "Kong Xuan's Day" and was taken aback by the ultra-high-tech dormitory building of Tianyu Media, but after being frightened, she was surprised to find that the appearance of Shennong Restaurant was a bit like the dormitory building ah!

No, it's not a bit like, it's exactly the same, okay? !

The people from Ning City came out to testify: "I bypassed the company building of Tianyu Media. It is a complex building. There is a shopping mall under the residential area, but the floor of the shopping mall has not been rented out."

"The company is nearby. They started renovations a few months ago. I thought they were going to open a shopping mall, but it turned out to be a restaurant."

"Just talk about why you put so much effort into promoting it, and let Tianyu Sanmei appear on the screen. So it's from the same company?"

"Uh, so Tianyu Media is going to enter the catering industry? I'm actually a little looking forward to it."

"That's right, Wuli Xuanxuan is still very good at distinguishing good from bad when eating. What's delicious is delicious, and what's not tasty is bad. Look at his sincere expression. The dishes at Shennong Restaurant shouldn't be difficult. eat."

"You'll know if you go to eat and have a look. Anyway, I'm in Ning City. Let's go and have a look after get off work tomorrow."

"It can be said that I am very envious of upstairs."

"Interlude, I actually think the chef is a bit handsome."

"Is that the chef who looks like a movie star?"

"Don't you think he looks super fierce?"

"No, to be honest, I still yearn for this kind of tough guy."

"Society and society, sure enough, an entertainment company is an entertainment company. Even a chef can make a poster. I am very convinced."

"Hey, does anyone want to form a group to go to Ning City together? I also want to go to Shennong Restaurant."

Just as netizens were discussing the dishes of Shennong Restaurant, Shennong Restaurant, which opened to the public for the first time, ushered in the first batch of guests.

According to Jiang Hongfei's plan, he originally planned to cut the ribbon and open the door tomorrow, but everyone in the Calligraphy Association who had eaten at this store was very anxious. He said bluntly that if the door opened tomorrow, they would no longer be able to book a seat. The audience who have watched the documentary will definitely flock However, after tasting the dishes, they will only become repeat customers forever, and maybe some industry leaders are attracted by the decoration of the store and the tables and chairs that are called works of art.

All in all, after the opening of Shennong Restaurant, there will be a steady stream of customers, and they will no longer be able to eat whatever they want leisurely!

Jiang Hongfei thought about it, and felt that what they said was very correct. In addition, the work has been very intensive recently, and they have to promote Chinese culture, make calls for Liu Pipa, and make documentaries. The employees in the company have been working overtime for a long time. Although the conscientious boss Jiang Hongfei wrapped a big red envelope for them, but he still felt that they couldn't be sent away with just money. After making such a big achievement, of course everyone should go out to eat and celebrate together!

He found the heads of various departments and asked them to ask the employees below what they wanted to eat, and they all got the same answer.

The supervisor said: "Boss, don't worry about it, let's go to Shennong Restaurant to have a meal. It's all our own business and save money!"

Jiang Hongfei was moved for a second by the thoughtfulness of the employees, and then said: "It's okay, just tell me what you want to eat, I can still afford this small amount of money, and I can eat whatever I want, without worrying about finances."

The supervisors looked at each other and said to Jiang Hongfei: "No, boss, actually they really only want to eat at Shennong Restaurant, and what they said about saving money before was just polite words."

Although for them, Shennong Restaurant is a canteen for employees, and they are responsible for packing and delivering several meals a day to the company.

The company's box lunches are so delicious that even if they eat them for the rest of their lives, they would be willing to eat them, not to mention that because of the delicious food, no restaurant outside can be eaten by the employees of Tianyu Media. Compared with eating a mediocre buffet , Barbecue, of course they are more willing to enjoy the feast of medicinal food!

Jiang Hongfei said helplessly: "Okay, then let's set the dinner party at Shennong Restaurant."

The supervisors said in unison: "The boss is wise!"

Jiang Hongfei had a discussion with Shennong in advance, and decided to change the lobby on the first floor into a company dining place, and five tables on the second floor for members of the Suzhou Calligraphy Association.

That's right, Tang Zetian didn't just bring his cronies here this time. In order to celebrate the recent milestone breakthrough of Suzhou Calligraphy Association, he invited all members to dinner.

Jiang Hongfei originally said that he didn't want his money. Tang Zetian had already helped Kong Xuan and Yang Jian a lot. If he hadn't brought them to the Asian Calligraphy Exchange Conference, how could they have established the image of the leader of the younger generation of Chinese studies?And now no one questioned Kong Xuan's academic qualifications anymore. From the perspective of normal people, calligraphy is so beautiful, it must have been practiced since childhood. Is the education of families who let their children practice calligraphy from an early age poor?Of course it can't.

Coupled with Yang Jian's martial arts and Liu Pipa's ancient and proficient singing, more and more netizens, like the employees of Tianyu Media, believe that the three artists come from the ancient and secret traditional family of the flower planting country.

The meme of the hidden family has been spread more and more widely.

Jiang Hongfei thought about Tang Zetian's kindness, and wanted to waive the bill, but Tang Zetian waved his hands again and again, unwilling to do so. He said with mixed feelings: "Xiao Jiang, I really didn't do anything, gold always shines, as long as you see People like Yang Jian and others who write calligraphy will know that the two have profound skills, so even if there is no President Tang, there will be President Wang and President Zhang."

"If I really want to say it, you helped us! I really want to thank the two young people for their outstanding contributions to the Susheng Calligraphy Association and the calligraphy circle of Huahua Country."

Jiang Hongfei couldn't hold him back, so he had no choice but to say: "Well, if you can't avoid it, you can't avoid it. I'll give you a few bottles of good medicine when you leave." He said, "It's brewed by our chef himself. Long-term drinking is very good for the body, and it is said that even bald people can grow hair."

Hearing this, Tang Zetian involuntarily touched the top of his head that was getting thinner, but he was dubious about Jiang Hongfei's words in his heart. Is the medicinal wine that makes bald people grow hair really so magical?

If it was before, he would have smiled at that time, thinking that Jiang Hongfei was talking nonsense, but after witnessing miracles, he has learned not to use past experience to judge the future.

Tang Zetian finally did not refuse, instead he nodded and said, "Then respect is worse than obedience."

After passing the Kong Xuan self-help hell exam, it is not difficult for the apprentices to pick up a wave of dishes. There are more than 100 people on the first floor and five tables on the second floor. The dishes for nearly 200 people are quickly served. Jiang Hongfei took the lead to open Standing in the crowd with a bottle of medicinal wine, holding a glass, he toasted the employees: "Recently, everyone has worked hard. Let us relax in the employee cafeteria today."

When he said about the staff canteen, the following group of people laughed lightly. Although to them, the noble Shennong Restaurant is really a staff canteen, and meal coupons are issued every month, but Jiang Hongfei still feels that Very humorous.

Jiang Hongfei said again: "I know everyone can't wait, absolutely no one wants to hear my nonsense, so let's make a long story short and start eating!"

After finishing speaking, the employees immediately picked up their chopsticks. Of course, they crazily stuffed food into their mouths, and whispered, "Even if it's a long story, it's too short."

When Jiang Hongfei got off the stage and returned to the main table, he was held back by God Kong Xuan.

Note that this holding has no other meaning, it's just that after he sat down, Kong Xuan next to him quietly held his hand.

Jiang Hongfei was stunned for a moment, then looked at Kong Xuan and said, "Great God, what's the matter?"

Their movements were not very loud, and the first floor was not a private room, but a table for four people. Opposite Jiang Hongfei and Kong Xuan were Yang Jian and Liu Pipa, who knew each other well.

The two of them have always had a lot of physical contact, and it is common for them to hug each other when they have nothing to do, let alone holding hands.

Although Yang Jian's smile became a little more mysterious, he didn't say anything, he did what he wanted to do, and he ate whatever food he wanted. As for Liu Pipa, he buried his head on the plate a long time ago.

During this period of time, Jiang Hongfei's not-so-slight Kong Xuan smell became stronger and stronger. At some point, Kong Xuan used his own original strength to put a protective shield on Jiang Hongfei. It all smelled of Kong Xuan, and Liu Pipa would have thought that the two of them had had an in-depth exchange if it weren't for the fact that they were still quite young getting along.

Kong Xuan leaned in front of Jiang Hongfei, and said fiercely: "You thank them, so you don't thank me, a great hero?"

Jiang Hongfei subconsciously glanced at the other two at the same table. Yang Jian and Liu Pipa reacted very quickly, and lowered their heads before Jiang Hongfei turned his head to ensure that he could not see their expressions.

He whispered to Kong Xuan: "God, how do you want me to thank you?"

Kong Xuan still stared at Jiang Hongfei viciously, but many new thoughts flashed through his mind.

I've already hugged her, how about a kiss?

He looked at Jiang Hongfei, um, his face was very pale, his lips were very red, and he looked soft, which reminded him of the slippery Xizhilang jelly, which is his favorite jelly!

Lick it, bite it, it's delicious.

After thinking about it, he felt more and more that he was right, so he simply put on the bird's beak and smacked Jiang Hongfei's lips.

Well, the lips are really soft!

Jiang Hongfei: "..."

Yang Jian & Liu Pipa: "..."

Kong Xuan said triumphantly: "Okay, this is thank you."

Jiang Hongfei couldn't help reaching out to touch his lips, feeling very complicated, he was not sure whether he should tell Kong Xuan whether you like me, or whether kissing is not like this.

In the end he chose to say the latter option.

Jiang Hongfei said: "O God."

Kong Xuan, who suddenly became shy, said, "What, what are you doing?"

Jiang Hongfei said: "Kiss is not so close."

Then, his upper body leaned towards Kong Xuan, their white and slender necks were very close, like swans crossing their necks.

The sound of sticky water is transmitted in the small space.

chirp~

Liu Pipa raised her head involuntarily. At the critical moment, Kong Xuan and Jiang Hongfei were suddenly surrounded by a golden light, not only she couldn't see it, but also the people around them couldn't see what they were doing.

Similar to the Muggle Ignore Charm, all human races would not want to look here at this moment.

Liu Pipa plucked up her courage and said to Yang Jian, "What are you doing?"

Yang Jian showed a very Buddhist, compassionate smile and said, "Do you want to be brushed away by the five-color light?"

Liu Pipa: Yes!

She immediately put her head down and went on to eat.

The next day, Hu Guohao happened to be on the morning shift and got off work at 3 pm. He thought of his daughter saying that online celebrity shops would line up, so he took the subway early and went to Shennong Restaurant.

Dianping has the business hours of Shennong Restaurant, from 11:3 noon to 5:10 pm, and from 3:40 pm to [-]:[-] pm. He calculated that he got off work at [-]:[-], and he could arrive at the store within [-] minutes. There is still one hour before the door opens at night. How many hours, it should be regarded as a very early queue, right?

But when he got out of the subway, he was dumbfounded. What happened to the queer scene?

Today's high-end office buildings have their own squares at the entrances, and Shennong Restaurant is no exception. Compared with ordinary shopping malls, their squares are even larger, and there is even a subway entrance nearby.

But at this moment, the wide square was occupied by dark crowds, and the iron fence isolated the long queues on the fifth and sixth floors. Hu Guohao, who once took his daughter to Shanghai Disneyland, thought that this team was similar to Disney's entry into the park. The line is almost too long.

After struggling for a second, he joined the queue without hesitation, and then a waiter in Tang suit came up and asked him how many people wanted to eat.

Hu Guohao said: "Three."

The waiter said: "If you are waiting in line now, the table will not be served until 3 pm, is that okay?" She smiled apologetically, "We can help to postpone the entry of [-] tables after checking in, but only within one hour of checking in. If you use it for more than one hour, the number will be invalidated, is it acceptable?"

Hu Guohao thought for a while and felt that 8 o'clock was a bit late, so he said to the waiter: "I want to make a call to ask my family, is it convenient?"

The waiter nodded repeatedly: "Of course it's convenient, then I'll keep this number for you first." Then he went to entertain the new guests.

Hu Guohao immediately dialed his wife's phone number. At their house, Chen Lan was the one who really said what he said. After the call was connected, he said: "Hey, wife, the waiter here said that we can't enter the store until eight o'clock in the evening. Do we still eat?" !"

Chen Lan was stunned for a moment and said, "You can only enter at eight o'clock in the evening? Didn't you queue up early?"

Hu Guohao said: "Yes, but even if I came so early, there are still people in front." After speaking, he took a photo and posted it in their family WeChat group, "Look, my wife, there are so many people."

What he didn't expect was that before Chen Lan replied, his daughter sent a text.

"Wow, there are so many people."

Hu Guohao issued a line of words: "You should be studying now!"

Then the daughter was gone.

Chen Lan was also a little hesitant when she saw the long queue, she said: "Wait for me, I'll ask my colleagues, some of them went to Shennong Restaurant for lunch today, if it tastes good, we will continue to queue, if it doesn't taste good, we will leave never mind."

Hu Guohao responded with a hey, and then stood there waiting for his wife's reply.

Chen Lan asked the colleague who came to work in the afternoon with a red face, "Xiao Zhao, I heard that you went to Shennong Restaurant at noon, how do you feel?"

Xiao Zhao patted his head and said, "Shennong Restaurant, let me tell you, Sister Chen, I have never eaten such delicious food in my life! If you have the chance, you must go and eat!"

Chen Lan said: "Really?"

Xiao Zhao asked sharply, "Sister Chen, are you going to eat?"

Chen Lan said: "Ah, my family wants to eat together at night, but Lao Hu went to see and said that there are too many people queuing up, and we can still eat until 8 pm. Now I am considering whether to queue up or not."

Xiao Zhao spit and said, "Even if it's worth waiting until 8 o'clock tomorrow night, [-] o'clock in the evening is already very good. I will go to the queue at [-] o'clock in the morning, and there will be a lot of people in front, let alone this hour. He paused and emphasized, "You must eat, Sister Chen, you will never regret it."

Chen Lan and Xiao Zhao have known each other for so long, and know that he is an honest man, and he never brags. If he says a restaurant is delicious, it must not contain water. Since he praises Shennong Restaurant so much, it should be really good It was delicious. Thinking of this, Chen Lan called Hu Guohao and said, "Let's wait, Xiao Zhao said it was delicious."

After receiving his wife's order, Hu Guohao immediately greeted the waiter and said, "Beauty, give me a small ticket."

……

In the first few days after the opening of Shennong Restaurant, Tianyu Media assigned some people to do the planning and management of the restaurant, as well as online promotion.

From the fact that Jiang Hongfei decided to promote Shennong Restaurant in the documentary, and it was broadcast in the first part, it can be seen that he himself is not a Buddhist Yunyang player. His manager abcd wanted to blow Jiang Hongfei's head off every day.

Rich, good treasures can be dug out accurately, and they are also good at making correct judgments in response to changes in the current situation. It is really hated.

Just like now, after the noon session passed, and there were still many customers who had lined up in the morning but did not enter, Jiang Hongfei very calmly contacted the leadership for a meeting, and the topic was whether to start preparing for the decoration of the third floor of Shennong Restaurant.

Regarding this decision, although other people in the management cannot say that they do not understand it, they also feel that it is a bit early.

The manager of the personnel department hesitated and asked: "Today is the first day. It is normal to be full of people, but as time goes by, the passenger flow should decrease?" In this case, there is no need to decorate the third floor , and the renovation, will it affect the normal operation of the lower two floors?

Jiang Hongfei told him with certainty that the decoration on the third floor would definitely not impress the normal business. One is that their decoration does not hurt the muscles and bones, and the other is that there is a master, even if they make noise, they can still make a conclusion. world, fundamentally solve the problem of noise and dust, so there is no need to worry.

Of course, he did not tell the employees these reasons.

As for the issue of passenger flow, it will be explained by Huang Ziming from the Information Department.

He said, "Please look at the big screen."

On the projector, the customer flow of other online celebrity shops on the opening day and the comparison of different time periods in the morning and afternoon were displayed. In addition, the surveys done in the morning were also summarized and entered into the computer.

Although Shennong Restaurant didn’t hold a big bargain for the opening, but three days before the opening, anyone who filled out the opinion form after eating could get a trial bottle of medicinal wine. The wine liquid is only one-fifth of the regular bottle, but considering the price of a bottle of medicinal wine of more than 800 yuan, the trial bottle is quite affordable.

In the morning, almost every table after the meal filled out the opinion form. Most of the guests are rich and not greedy for petty gains. It’s just that after eating the delicious medicinal food, they also have expectations for other things in Shennong Restaurant. The 800 bottles of medicinal wine on the wine list make them daunting, but now they can get a trial bottle just by filling in the form, why not do it?

Huang Ziming said again: "Also, don't care about the investigation, just look at the taste of Shennong Restaurant." He looked at the manager of the personnel department and said, "If it wasn't our staff canteen, would you choose to buy it again after eating it once? "

The HR manager surrendered.

Jiang Hongfei nodded and announced the final result: "The third floor of Shennong Restaurant has been decided to be renovated!"

The author has something to say:

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