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When Jiang Dandan was four years old, he finally entered kindergarten.

The name of the kindergarten is very magical, called "Heavenly Kindergarten".

Heavenly Kindergarten is not only a kindergarten specially set up for babies in the heavenly realm, but children of little demons in the human realm, or children born from fairies and human races can also attend this kindergarten.

After Tianyu Media became bigger, more and more immortals descended to the earth and devoted themselves to various industries. Some of them, because they had gained the power of faith, and their godheads were more miraculous, even gave birth to children alone, just like Kong Xuan. , and some simply met love in the process of struggling in the human world.

Some people choose their other half who is also a celestial fairy as their partner, some stay with monsters, there are also cultivators, psychic power users, ordinary humans, in short, there are all kinds of other half.

The frenzy of marriage is also coming in the heavenly realm. In the past, the marriage rate in the heavenly realm was extremely low, and there might not be a marriage of Taoist couples for decades or hundreds of years. But recently, the frequency has reached the point where Dijun had to add a new office to the heavenly government. the point.

Marriage Office is the name of the new office.

After the wave of marriages, the frequent birth of newborns has also become a new problem. After Jiang Dandan was born, the rules set by the Dao of Heaven for the gods seemed to be broken. Although it is still difficult for the powerful gods to reproduce, it is very difficult for them to reproduce. Difficulty in reproduction does not mean that the possibility is zero, just like Yang Jian and Monkey King, didn't they come out with a little monkey in their arms?

Of course, the method they used was different from that of ordinary immortals, and they didn't know what they did. They mysteriously disappeared for a while, and when they came back, they brought a little monkey with no fur.

Ever since, by the time Jiang Dandan had become a small school-age child, a class of cubs had already appeared in the heavens. There were about twenty or so cubs in all shapes and sizes, not even the cute ones.

When Jiang Dandan heard Di Jun's request, he was in trouble: "You mean, let us open a kindergarten?"

Di Jun also knew that his request might be a little difficult for a strong man, so when he spoke, his confidence was a little lacking, and his voice was weak: "Ahem, although I also think this request is a bit difficult, but Boss Jiang, do you think we should work harder? "

Jiang Hongfei Xindao Kindergarten Hey, this is not something I can work hard for, he said tactfully: "Since the little gods go to school, why not go to the Laozi Academy in the heaven?"

Di Jun said: "There is no kindergarten department in Laozi Academy!" Their parents are not willing to run around with their cubs. Hey, for the gods, the last era when a large number of cubs were born was the prehistoric years. They are all raised by the ethnic group, but now, where do they have an ethnic group!

Jiang Hongfei tentatively asked, "Then build a new kindergarten branch?"

Di Jun also euphemistically said: "But the parents of those children are all working in the human world, we can't let the children and their parents live in two places?"

Jiang Hongfei thought that there is a special channel in the heavenly world and the human world?It arrived all at once, why are we separated in two places?But looking at Di Jun's appearance, it seemed that he was determined to let him run a kindergarten in the human world, but Jiang Hongfei had no choice but to say: "I can't guarantee that the kindergarten will be successful, I can only try first."

He emphasized: "And we will not register public kindergartens. At most, they will be called Tianyu Media Affiliated Kindergarten, which is exclusively for employees' children to go to school!"

Di Jun was overjoyed and said, "That's enough!"

He thought to himself that he finally didn't have to listen to the children's cries while approving documents, and his head hurt during this time.

It turned out that the gods who had children recently upheld the tradition that the cubs were brought up together in the past, and fostered the children with the Heavenly Realm Government. Di Jun liked the cubs very much. He didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at first, so he agreed. Yes, but after agreeing for a period of time, he found that no matter what race, children are the devil among demons. They are cute when they don’t cry and smile at you, but once they quarrel and cry, it’s simply The magic sound pierces the ears.

Di Jun: Successfully dumped the pot =v=!

After he left, Jiang Hongfei began to plan this matter. He first talked to Kong Xuan about it.

Kong Xuandao: "Kindergarten?" He shook his hands in disgust and said, "Just enclose a piece of land and throw the cubs in there. Why is it so troublesome."

Jiang Hongfei didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing this. He said, "It's too simple and rude. Now even if you want to raise a group of kittens, you still need to buy them some educational toys, let alone people." It’s a good place for kindergarten, you can ask Shennong for the catering part, but the teacher has a lot of problems.”

He is going to find a teacher from heaven who likes to get along with the cubs.

Jiang Hongfei also said: "And if the kindergarten is completed, just transfer Dandan in. Even if he is in the kindergarten now, it is useless." Half of the year followed Kong Xuan to watch exhibitions and catwalks all over the world, and the other half of the time followed Jiang Hongfei inspected various industries and learned about the human world during his breaks. Hey, Jiang Dandan's life as a bird is too fulfilling.

But when you said let him play, Jiang Dandan didn't want to, maybe because he was too precocious, and the tsundere period also came very early, at the age of four, he had already reached the state where everyone in the world looked like a fool. In Jiang Dandan's heart, there are very few smart people, and Dad and Dad count as two.

Others either treat him like a child, or they are very naive themselves.

Jiang Dandan: Hey, I have nothing in common with them!

Kong Xuan said speechlessly: "You are ready to stuff your balls into the kindergarten, what are you worried about?"

Jiang Hongfei said, "What do you mean?"

Kong Xuandao: "With him here, are you still worried that those little bastards will turn upside down? Impossible, even if they want to turn upside down, they will be suppressed by Eggy all at once."

Jiang Hongfei said clearly: "Is it because of the heel problem?"

Kong Xuan nodded and said: "Of course." He said, "I guess there is no baby in the world who is better than our family's heel!"

Although Jiang Hongfei has no research on child psychology, he also knows that children are more likely to be controlled by their peers than to be ruled by adults. Once their children become the king of children, they will definitely become the teacher's right-hand man. manage other children.

After thinking about it, the good dad Jiang Hongfei told Jiang Dandan: "Dandan, we are going to transfer you to a kindergarten."

Jiang Dandan was playing with the Rubik's Cube, and his chubby fingers kept fiddling with the small pieces of the Rubik's Cube, his movements were extremely dexterous, and when he heard Jiang Hongfei talking, he didn't stop and said, "Oh."

He thought to himself, transfer to kindergarten?No matter which kindergarten you are in, there are only a group of little kids, and the teacher who treats him like a little kid is really too childish!

After oh, the Rubik's Cube was restored to its original appearance, Eggy put it down with satisfaction, and looked at Daddy with big eyes blinking.

Jiang Hongfei was so cute by his son's big flickering eyes, he screamed in his heart: My son is so cute!

But on the surface, he still maintained a good father's expression and said: "This kindergarten is a bit different. The students in it are not like your current school. They are all little fairies like Eggy."

The little golden pheasant's ears stood up: little fairy? !

He has such a little curiosity.

Jiang Hongfei said: "They are all children from the heavens. There are about twenty of them in total. Eggy, can you get along well with them?"

Jiang Dandan said coolly: "Yes."

I don't know what kind of works he saw, but he began to cherish words like gold some time ago, and always put on an expression that he thought was cool but would only make adults ravage his little face and call it cute.

Jiang Hongfei continued to persuade: "Compared to those children, you are the oldest, so you have to watch them. If any children cry or fall, you must remember to persuade them."

Kong Xuan also stretched his neck and interjected: "If there are children who lose their temper and use innate magic, we must stop them."

Children's self-control is the weakest. It is the same whether it is a cub in the heaven or a cub in the human world. If there is any difference, it is that many children in the heaven have innate supernatural powers, which are extremely lethal.

The important reason for the existence of kindergartens is to restrain their behavior.

Jiang Dandan nodded solemnly and said, "I see." Suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he said excitedly, "In this case, can I still control Yang Ming?"

Yang Ming is the child of Yang Jian and Monkey King, a cute little monkey whose surname follows that of Yang Jian, but whose name is chosen by Monkey King.

But on this matter, Jiang Hongfei's attitude was very serious. He said: "No, Eggy." He said, "Although you are asked to watch those children, you can't use your power to suppress them, let alone Did you hear the big bullying the small?" He said, "Get along well with Yang Ming."

Jiang Dandan said sullenly: "Oh."

Logically speaking, Yang Jian is calm, and Sun Wukong looks like an adult now, but their children have the demeanor of Monkey King making troubles in the Heavenly Palace. , Maybe the sky will be drilled out of a hole again.

In addition, his magic talent is also very good, even the saint has praised him.

Yang Ming himself liked Jiang Dandan very much, and he followed him at a young age, but as he got older, I don't know what happened, and there was a feeling between the two of them, especially in the When learning spells, the two parties always have to compare one or two after learning. Even if the parents stop them, they will have to compete in private.

Jiang Hongfei once worried that this would not be good for the two children. Was he a bit too determined to win at such a young age?But Kong Xuan and Monkey King said they were fine.

Kong Xuan said with a serious face: "The heart of the strong should be cultivated from an early age."

Jiang Hongfei: "..."

You're watching too many comics again.

With the specific regulations, the kindergarten was quickly established. The local Jiang Hongfei directly found a big villa, and after arranging it, it became a kindergarten. The teacher recruited monsters who had obtained a diploma in kindergarten in the human world. The cross talk trio of the media came in shifts as male teachers.

The cross talk trio: ? ? ?

Why us? ? ?

Jiang Hongfei said kindly, "You are all considered minors in the heaven realm, so you should have some common language."

Three people: No.

Jiang Hongfei said again: "And I think, you should be more familiar with the psychological activities of children. After all, you have similar growth experiences, so you should be able to take good care of those children."

In addition, Jiang Hongfei also said something, and finally convinced the comic trio. After the kindergarten was listed, they entered the kindergarten as long-term volunteers.

Then Nezha discovered that the child is really a devil! ! !

There are all kinds of children in Tianjie Kindergarten, some can maintain human form for a long time, and some have a little more animal features on the basis of human, such as long and snow-white ears, and a ball-shaped tail.

Some of them can only move in the shape of animals. The cute baby pandas are sitting on the cushions, looking naive, but their black eyes are clearly shining with wisdom.

The children in the heavens are all precocious, most of them are only two years old, but they already have the IQ of a normal seven or eight-year-old human child, so their parents are particularly relieved to send their children to kindergarten.

When they were in the Heavenly Realm Government, there were only a few comic books and a few small toys in the activity room, other than that there were few entertainment items. Now that they have seen so many toys in the Human Realm, the children immediately exploded. Pot!

"what is this?"

"Sliding down the slide is so much fun!"

Kindergarten teachers don’t say anything, they are in a state of desperation, and even Nezha is chasing after the children everywhere. Whether they are two-legged or four-legged, they all run very fast. At the same time let all the little hairy heads sit on the chairs.

Nezha shed lasagna tears: God, why are they so energetic?

The only one obediently sitting on the chair was Yang Ming. The little monkey was the most lively and active, but he didn't know who he inherited the bad taste from. Looking at Nezha, he almost died laughing.

The little monkey said, "Come on, Mr. Nezha."

Nezha was furious: You brat, how dare you provoke me!

I'll let you know how good I am when I catch other effects!

The first day of the kindergarten was a mess.

Just when the adults were chasing wildly and the children were running around, a man like a savior appeared on the scene!

Or rather, Xiao Douding who has not yet become a man.

Jiang Dandan was wearing a small camel-colored windbreaker, and the hair on his head was combed up. His expression was cold, and he could play the children's version of The Matrix in a second.

It's so handsome!

Nezha had exhausted the children mentally and mentally before he even entered the kindergarten, so he could only pull out a forced smile and said, "Eggy, are you here?"

Jiang. Matrix. Domineering CEO Eggy nodded slightly and said, "I just came back from Italy with my father."

Kong Xuan is a fashion designer who travels all over the world. He intends to let Jiang Dandan inherit his mantle, so he naturally takes his children to study all over the world.

So Jiang Dandan arrived a little late.

Seeing Jiang Dandan coming back, Yang Ming waved to him excitedly. The long and slender tail that belonged to a monkey came out from behind the buttocks, and the head was bent into a curl.

Jiang Dandan: Huh!

So childish!

He swept across the audience with pure black eyes. In Jiang Dandan's heart, his eyes were destined to be like sharp knives, full of attack power, capable of making everyone who met his eyes feel ashamed!

However, the children present were all obsessed with playing the game of chasing after me, and they all ignored Jiang Dandan by coincidence.

He wasn't annoyed either. Instead, he looked at the children and shook his head condescendingly: "What a bunch of brats."

Nezha: "Huh?"

He said in his heart that you are also a kid, and he also said that the difference between them is at most one or two years old.

Then Jiang Dandan used his own actions to tell Nezha that he was no longer a simple kid, he was the king of children, and he could control the babies who were about to move around.

Jiang Dandan said: "Quiet!" As he spoke, he released the aura that belonged to the golden pheasant.

The children were at a sensitive age, and they were agitated by his aura. Although they were not particularly frightened, they stopped in their tracks.

They all looked up at Jiang Dandan.

Nezha watched Jiang Dandan's actions, and praised the other party in his heart, saying that Jiang Dandan just understood, and he was able to stay calm.

Hey, Nezha thought that if he wasn't an adult, he couldn't see the children as well as he wanted to create an aura deterrent, so who would dare to run around like this.

But unfortunately, he couldn't, so he could only run after the child.

Jiang Dandan's action was not over yet, he took out a cute lunch box from the small pocket universe, and after opening it, he found that the rice inside was arranged in the shape of Pikachu, and the various side dishes were also in different shapes. Pokéball, Charmander, everything.

The dishes in this lunch box are no longer ordinary dishes, they are works of art!It is Jiang Dandan's unique method of subduing children.

Jiang Dandan said: "Whoever can get back to his seat the fastest, I will give him the lunch box."

The children gave up playing around, and sat on the chairs one by one in a very short period of time, with a very correct sitting posture.

Jiang Dandan smiled grimly at the children who were sitting back in their seats, and said to himself that it was worthwhile that he learned how to make cute bento from Uncle Shennong, which is really good at buying people's hearts!

After he gave the Pokémon lunch to the fastest son of Jianxiu, all kinds of people agreed to three chapters: "From today on, I will be the boss of Tianjie Kindergarten. I don't care what you do, but if someone violates the rules, Xiu will think about me." This level."

The children were shocked, how handsome Jiang Dandan, how could he think of such a handsome line!

A child raised his hand and said, "Then what shall we call you?"

Jiang Dandan pondered for a while and said, "Boss, leader, leader, doctoral student, president, everything seems to be fine."

After thinking about it for a while, he decided to call them uniformly, which sounded more catchy. He said, "Just call me President Jiang Xiao!"

The president of Jiang University is naturally Jiang Hongfei who is still struggling with paperwork in the office.

The children thought that the nickname President Jiang was so cool. They had never seen anyone with a nickname of four words, and Jiang Dandan was the first.

The star-eyed children: So handsome!

Jiang Dandan: Hold your head up and hold your chest up to accept the worship of everyone.

Nezha who watched the whole process: "..."

Today's kids are amazing.