Tianjie Entertainment Media Company
Chapter 251
Tang Tang finally squeezed to the front, only to see the appearance of the clay people on the table, she was shocked.
It’s no wonder that many people are chasing after her and calling her Mrs. Nuwa’s craftsmanship is really nothing to brag about. No figure released on the market is as exquisite as her kneading, not to mention that she is very imaginative. Every Nendoroid’s movements, their The clothes are different, and even the expressions are different, some are half-smiles, some are as cold as ice.
What fairy craftsmanship!
Tang Tang's eyes were attracted by one of them, she is Zhao Wuming's Two-dimensional fan, and since "Wild Monkey" came out, she was holding a mobile phone and falling in love with paper people every day. What's more rare is that she is a rare long-term lover Players, after the wild monkeys became a series, they chased them down all the way, without missing a beat.
The official novel, buy it!TV series, chase!Around, buy!Fanart, look!New game, download!Over the past few years, she spent a lot of money on the gold-sucking monster Wild Monkey.
Tang Tang said that what she played was not a game, but faith and feelings.
The Nendoroid she was looking at was wearing a military uniform, and her hair was a bit slumped under the weight of the hat. A small strand of hair playfully protruded from the hat. Under the wide brim, Zhao Wuming smiled at Tang Tang with a half-smile.
Looking further down, the Nendoroid is wearing a German-style military uniform, with medals of honor one after another on the chest, Qianqian's slender waist is bound by a belt, making it even more wide shoulders and narrow hips, the waist is too thin, and the lower body is [-] meters tall. Putting on the military boots, Tang Tang is almost drooling,
She blurted out: "I want to exchange!"
Although she was not the first to squeeze in, she was the first to eat crabs. As soon as she spoke, everyone stared at her in unison, and Nuwa said generously: "What do you want to use?" To exchange?"
Tang Tang held a paper bag in her hand, and she fished out a Q version of a big-headed doll in the paper bag and said, "This, ma'am, can you see it?"
Two-dimensional people have a lot of skills. Tang Tang liked to make clothes for dolls when she was in elementary school. When she grew up, her hobbies further developed and turned into making dolls. She honed her skills year by year. It has also become better and better, and has become a well-known producer on the Internet.
Zhao Wuming is her two-dimensional boyfriend, making his doll is no different than others, naturally more delicate, Tang Tang even felt a little heartbroken when he took out the doll, hey, I really can't bear to exchange it.
But Mrs. Nuwa's clay figurine was pinched so well that it seemed to be telling her to take me away. Tang Tang decided to exchange it without being too entangled.
Hey, if I really want to say it, she clearly took advantage of it. Tang Tang looked at the exquisite Nendoroid, and thought that the price of the Nendoroid must be much higher than that of the doll. The military uniform Zhao Wumingruo she liked put it on the Internet At auction, the price might exceed ten thousand.
Mrs. Nuwa: There is no shortage of money, no auctions, and electricity generated with love.
When Nuwa saw the doll she sewed by herself, her eyes lit up and she said, "It's so cute." She immediately agreed to the exchange, and she picked out the Nendoroid in military uniform without even looking at it, and put it in a box. :"for you."
Tang Tangxin said how do you know which one I want?But she got the Nendoroid she wanted and was happy, so she didn't pay much attention to small problems.
Nuwa laughed and said, "Treasure him well, he will bring you good luck."
Tang Tang smiled and didn't take Nuwa's words seriously. She couldn't wait to put the box into a paper bag and left with it.
With the first person who eats crabs, there will be the second and third. Most of the young people are very thin-skinned. Only those who can sell handmade products will exchange with Nuwa. Occasionally there are a few craftsmen. No, I still want to exchange, but seeing Nuwa's smiling eyes, I was embarrassed to say my request, stuffed the things in my pocket, and walked away in despair.
There are also people who are more philanthropic and want to take more Nendoroids, but Nuwa refuses. She said: "Each person can only take one. If it is difficult to choose, just take the one you saw at first sight." She said Said, "Closing eyes is very important."
The philanthropic man was in a daze when he listened to her. He always felt that Mrs. Nuwa had something to say, but he couldn't tell what was strange. He recalled the Nendoroid he saw for the first time, and found the appearance of the other person clearly. It should be in your own eyes.
Hey, he does remember one.
Then he happily took the Nendoroid away.
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Tang Tang took the newly acquired Nendoroid to participate in the event. The third anniversary celebration was a very grand and two-dimensional celebration. At the beginning, the members of Monkey4 were not present. They bounced on the stage and interacted with the audience friends. The projected character.
In the process of development, Tianyu Media did not give up on the development of modern technology. They paid a high price to introduce the 3D projection technology of the Neon Kingdom, and made improvements. In fact, the audience in the audience screamed wildly with their movements, shaking the light sticks in their hands.
The most powerful thing is that they can also simulate the scene. After the projectors introduced themselves, they directly introduced the climax of the game. The skyscrapers appeared in the middle of the stadium out of thin air, and the male protagonists put on their armor and shuttled between the skyscrapers. .
The people around Tang Tang were excited and incoherent: "This, this, this, this... this scene has never appeared in the TV series!"
Tang Tang didn't care whether he knew this person or not and screamed: "It's a game expansion piece!"
Still a super classic piece of information!
Crazy fans like them can memorize all the classic episodes in the game, and I don’t know how many times they have watched the TV series, so they will never remember them wrong!
The sound effect in the arena is very good, the sound of fighting mixed with the screams of the fans echoed in the ears, and the projected building did not know what technology was used. From their point of view, it seemed to rise directly from the ground, and the slight evening wind blew Imaging effects cannot be blurred.
After the cool projection, the lights on the field finally came on, and four idols made their debut.
Fans screamed wildly and threw all kinds of handmade dolls downstairs, as well as big-headed dolls bought in surrounding stores.
In addition, some people threw flowers and ribbons.
Sun Wukong is the captain of Monkey4 and the lead actor of the TV series Wild Monkey. He picked up the microphone and said, "I announce that the [-]rd anniversary party has officially started!"
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The third anniversary party was held until ten o'clock in the evening, and the atmosphere couldn't be better. Tang Tang was still dizzy when she went out, with a pink blush on her cheeks.
She is so excited!
The excited Tang Tang was walking on the road in a daze, the orange light was still flickering, she staggered onto the road, and the sound of a crazy engine suddenly came from her ear, which woke her chaotic mind for a moment.
There is no gymnasium in the downtown area of Shanghai that can accommodate tens of thousands of people, so she naturally goes to the suburbs to participate in activities, and in the suburbs of Shanghai, occasionally, car owners step on the gas pedal here to practice their racing skills, and the sports car pinches the signal light to end Hurricane rush on the road in a few seconds.
The most frightening thing is that the car is not easy to brake when the accelerator is pressed to the bottom. In addition, it rained in the morning and the road was slippery. After the brakes, the car was still moving forward.
The owner of the car was stunned when he saw Tang Tang in the middle of the road. He slammed on the brakes, but it didn't work, and the tires slipped.
Tang Tang: "!!!"
She stood there blankly with cold hands and feet, but she couldn't respond to the stress. Her stiff body couldn't move forward, nor could she take a step back.
The front of the car is about to make intimate contact with her.
When the wind brought by the sports car hit her face, Tang Tang suddenly heard a chuckle, and her cold body was wrapped by a warm body.
The breath was in her ears, and her ears were a little itchy.
"Be careful."
The voice is clear, but the tone is quite doting, Tang Tang vaguely thought: It's exactly the same as her husband's voice.
Her husband is Zhao Wuming, the paper man in "Wild Monkey".
"boom--"
There was a loud noise in the ear, and Tang Tang opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a pair of white gloves.
There are also slender fingers wrapped in cloth.
It's so beautiful.
The air waves hit her face, and Tang Tang's air bangs blew up. The expected pain did not come, and she only heard the sound of the engine going out.
The owner got off the car, stared at Tang Tang nervously and said, "Are you okay?"
Tang Tang said: "No."
She turned her head to look at the car, and was stunned. The streamlined body was completely destroyed, and the iron at the front of the car was twisted together, unable to see the original elegant appearance.
Tang Tang: "..."
She is sure that she is not a person with superpowers, let alone a body of steel like Superman.
So what's going on?
She thought of the white gloves she saw in a daze, and wondered if she, like Isabella in Twilight, had a vampire following her?
The owner of the car was also stunned when he saw the front of the car. He checked the driving recorder, but found nothing. The car was sent flying by an external force that appeared out of thin air.
Tang Tang returned to the dormitory in a daze after receiving an astonishing amount of mental compensation. The roommates saw that something was wrong with her and asked her what happened. After hearing what happened, they were all stunned and began to check immediately See if there is anything wrong with Tang Tang.
Fortunately, she didn't have a single bruise on her body, not even the slightest scrape.
Tao Tao said: "So, you met Edward?"
She also thought of Twilight.
Tang Tang casually said: "Maybe."
She put the paper bag on the table. Tang Tang, who had gone through a catastrophe, was not in the mood to show off the Nendoroids she exchanged for the time being, but fortunately, she still remembered to take out her own Nendoroids.
"Huh?" She touched the Nendoroid's head with her hand.
What about the box?
Tang Tang took out the things immediately, and she was surprised to find that the Nendoroid was separated from the box, and Zhao Wuming, who was wearing a military cap crookedly, was smiling at her.
Clay Zhao Wuming was wearing a German military uniform, with a wide belt that made his waist slender, and he also wore a pair of beautiful white gloves on his hands.
Etc., etc?White gloves?
Tang Tang suddenly thought that she heard her husband's voice when she was almost hit. Could it be Zhao Wuming's voice?
She began to hold the Nendoroid in her hand and looked at it desperately.
Could it be...
No, no, no, how could clay become a human?
But the sudden crash of the front of the car is also a supernatural power, no matter what kind of power, it is impossible for human beings to do it!
After thinking about it, her mind became more and more chaotic, and finally she couldn't help but clicked on Nuwa's Weibo and sent her a private message.
She explained what happened that night in a few words, and hinted whether the Nendoroid saved her.
After posting for a while, Tang Tang felt ashamed that she was so big that she still had the illusion of middle school, but the 2-minute withdrawal time passed, and she could only post one post: "Ma'am, just pretend that I have nothing. Say, just listen to the story (laughing and crying)."
But what Tang Tang didn't expect was that after a while, Mrs. Nuwa actually called her back. The first sentence was "It's fine", and she even made a cute smile.
As for the second sentence, it is a bit intriguing. She said: "Nendoroids will protect their masters. If you like him very much, he can feel it."
When Tang Tang saw this sentence, she felt that Mrs. Nuwa saw Nendoroid as a living person. It seems that she is young and I also have a second-year heart.
After receiving the reply, she looked at the Nendoroid of the military uniform again, feeling very relieved for some reason.
Oh, really, if this is the case, wouldn't she only be able to fall in love with the paper man?How can a man in reality have a paper man!
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Topic: Mrs. Nuwa, what kind of fairy sister, is the Nendoroid you made amazing?
Content: For those who believe it, those who don't believe it should regard it as a magical little story. After reading it, they just laugh it off. Don't laugh at my Nendoroid.
Didn't many people post about the Nendoroids exchanged from Mrs. Nuwa before?The host was lucky enough to be considered a handicraft expert, so he exchanged a Ma Liu wearing a bachelor's uniform that day.
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My horse looks good!
Withdrawing from the main topic, the host walked the night road at school the night before and stepped on the empty stairs. When I was about to fall from the upstairs, I heard the sound of horse flow to remind me to be careful, and then I was gently pushed to the ground safely.
Don’t say that I imagined it, I fell down the stairs on the third floor, but when I came back to my senses, I was already on the second floor, and when I went back to the dormitory to look at my horse, I found his bachelor uniform was messed up. Yes, and if you change a movement, it will be like hugging someone.
If you don't believe me, take the pictures as proof, my husband's original movements are different from the current ones!
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This is the current photo.
What a fairy doll, he will be my patron saint from today (laughing and crying).
Floor 1: emmmmmmmmmmm, didn’t the host of this story feel creepy?Let alone whether it is true or not, if there is a doll around me who can become a real person, I will definitely not like him very much, even if he saves me.
Floor 2: Agreed, wouldn't this become Hanako, a ghost doll?Your every move is watched by the Nendoroids.
Level 3: I am the host who answered the above two questions. The answer is that I am not afraid at all. I don’t know why I think Nendoroids are really, really kind. I don’t think my younger brother is so kind.
Floor 4: It seems that this is not the first one. It seems that some poster said that the Nendoroid of Mrs. Nuwa really has magical powers, and it seems that it saved her life or something...
Floor 5: Let’s tell the story, you said Nendoroids save lives, why not tell me to ask for amulets from Taoist temples or invite a Buddha to save lives.
Floor 6: No, Mrs. Nuwa’s house seems to be related to the Taoist temple. You can see that she has posted pictures of the Taoist temple on Weibo, which is very grand, and she also said that she has a magic stick business at home.
7th Floor: emmmmmmmmm The legendary girl with spiritual abilities?
Floor 8: Great, what a fishing post, it’s just a Nendoroid. How can there be so many twists and turns?
The post quickly sank, mainly because netizens thought this was too unimaginable and impossible at all, and it is not impossible for the clay figures to change their movements. You can use chemicals to soften the clay and then knead it again.
Anyway, just like "Approaching Science", netizens can always find scientific reasons for supernatural events that they cannot understand.
They believe in the scientific concept of development!
But Jiang Hongfei was on the fantasy side. By chance, he found the post, and while he was looking at a Nuwa, he asked, "Can Nendoroids save people?"
real or fake?
Nuwa smiled and said, "Of course it's true. They are the clay figures I made with great effort!" Even though her divine power was suppressed in the human world, she still has no problem protecting her master in times of crisis.
As for intimacy...
Nuwa said: "Nine-day Xiyang made clay figurines, can you not be kind?" She said, "I made the first human race out of Xiyang."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
He tactfully said, "Will it be too advanced?" According to Nuwa, the first batch of flower-growing people were also pinched out by her from the soil, which itself is a magical weapon, so the first batch of humans were far more than The power of modern people, the composition of the Nendoroids is actually the same as that of the human group, it is very subtle.
Nuwa said: "No problem, Nendoroids will only recognize one master, and will not do bad things. They will only be triggered when the master is in distress."
"They only protect their favorite masters."
Nu Wa said in a brisk tone: "Don't humans often ask a Buddha to protect themselves? Nendoroids have similar functions, and he is much more handsome than Buddha."
Nüwa: I didn't do anything in the human world hehe!
"Battle of the Gods" is the biggest project of Tianyu Media, and the actors of this drama are all gods, so Jiang Hongfei often runs the crew.
Seeing that January was approaching again, Kong Xuan once again entered the hell of drafting, and plunged headfirst into the studio, writing manuscripts frantically, turning his inspiration into drawings.
It just so happened that Jiang Dandan's scene was coming up soon, so Jiang Hongfei stayed in the crew with the goose on his shoulder strap every day.
He feels that the goose will return to the heaven sooner or later, and it is very important to have a good relationship with all the big guys now.
For the sake of Jiang Hongfei, the goose, he also took great pains.
Fortunately, the gods in the heavens rarely see cubs. Jiang Dandan is the first child they have seen in hundreds of years. They are very happy to see Jiang Dandan. After touching it, Yuan Shi stared at Jiang Dandan with blazing eyes, and occasionally taught him one or two spells exclusive to saints.
As for Nuwa, she devoted all her motherhood to Jiang Dandan. Sometimes Jiang Hongfei was too busy, so she would eat and run around with the children.
Nuwa is happy.
Today's play is different again. After finishing part of the scenes on Kunlun, the crew officially moved to the heavens to shoot, and in today's play, the last sage Laozi Jiang Hongfei has never seen is about to appear on the scene.
Zhunti and Jiang Hongfei had met each other before, and the two of them even asked Jiang Hongfei to sell Amway, hoping that the other party would allow monks to debut and spread Buddhism, so that people would trust them more.
Jiang Hongfei didn't feel it after hearing it a few times before, so he politely rejected the two saints. After all, they are a serious entertainment company and have nothing to do with religion. As far away as possible.
Hey, I finally know why so many Taoist immortals were sent to the west after the war between the two religions. Zhun Ti's three-inch tongue is really amazing.
Jiang Hongfei said that if he listened to it, he would eat Amway.
There are really many people in the production team, and professionals like Wang Dawang are just little demons, and they can't take the initiative to go to the heavens with their abilities, so Tongtian came forward and drew a collective teleportation array to directly teleport everyone to the heavens.
Jiang Dandan was very excited when he came into contact with this formation for the first time. In his eyes, his father and he were still in Kunlun Mountain for a second, and then ran to the heaven with a whoosh.
It's amazing!
He developed a strong interest in the formation.
Tong Tian noticed Jiang Dandan's enthusiastic eyes and teased him, "Next time I'll teach you how to draw a formation."
Jiang Dandan nodded frantically, yes yes yes yes!
Tong Tian is good at formations, otherwise he wouldn't be able to form the legendary Zhuxian sword formation, which is the most lethal formation, which is a formation that can kill saints.
His attainment in this way is definitely the well-deserved number one in the heavens.
Seeing Jiang Dandan nodding his head, Tongtian thought this kid was really interesting, and suddenly he had a habit of taking disciples and said, "Why don't you join my sect before you grow up, and then I will give you all my kung fu." He thought about it, and felt that this plan was really good. Needless to say, Jiang Dandan's aptitude was better than Kong Xuan, the No. Just pass the time.
Although Jiang Dandan was young, she was sensible, and knew that it was important to have a teacher, so she looked up at Jiang Hongfei, as if she was asking Jiang Hongfei how to answer.
Xiao Jiang, who grew up in the human world, said that I didn't know how to answer, and he said to himself, hey, it would be great if Kong Xuan was here.
He knows best the twists and turns of the heavens.
But before Jiang Hongfei could reply Yuanshi Tianzun let out a cold snort, and interjected, "Just you?"
There was a hint of disdain in the discourse.
Tong Tian's smiling face froze, and bursts of black air radiated from his face: "I, what's wrong with me?"
Yuanshi Tianzun said superiorly: "Even if it is a teacher, I am also the first choice. My apprentices and grandchildren are all excellent. How many disciples do you have? Didn't you still lose to my Jinxian during the war?"
Yuanshi Tianzun didn't care about Tongtian's ferocious face, and sincerely invited Jiang Hongfei and Jiang Dandan: "Jiang Dan is talented, and it will only waste his talent in Tongtian's hands. If you don't give it to me, he will definitely be able to easily enter Daluojin wonderland."
Jiang Hongfei's heart was shamefully shaken.
But fluctuating, Nuwa, who has always had nothing to do with herself, joins the battle. The seduction method she chooses is not the business-like narrative method of Tongtian and Yuanshi. Jiang Dandan said: "Don't pay attention to those two men. When you grow up, you will worship me as a teacher, and we will build a Pokémon Paradise together." She blinked and said: "I can also teach you how to turn a clay Pikachu into a real Pikachu oh!"
Jiang Dandan: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
For children, Pikachu's charm is infinite, and he wants to join Nuwa's command in an instant.
Jiang Hongfei looked at the three saints who had already formed a three-legged confrontation, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and cruelly rejected their proposal.
He said: "Let's talk about it later. Our Eggy is still young, and we haven't even awakened our natural abilities. When he grows up and integrates his natural abilities, I will let him apprentice him."
Jiang Hongfei said that at that time, Jiang Dandan was old enough to make his own choices without being disturbed by the outside world. How he chooses at that time is entirely the child's own business.
You don't have to help him choose!
Jiang Hongfei said that he is not a parent who interferes excessively with his children.
Di Jun greeted the film crew in the Heaven Realm. He said, "I have already received the application. Today's filming location is Lao Tzu Academy, right? The scene was cleared last night, and no one who is irrelevant will be allowed to enter this site."
He himself is actually an irrelevant person, but he still stays in the venue and is unwilling to leave. Donghuang Taiyi looks at Di Jun with a serious face, and feels very disgusted.
Jiang Hongfei acted as Xiao Jiujiu who didn't know that he was going to stay and watch, and said, "Then the sage of Taiqing?"
He didn't say Lao Tzu a saint, mainly because the word Lao Tzu is too subtle, and changing the pronunciation a little bit is like swearing, and the gods in the heavens think so too, so they call Taishang Laojun and often call Taiqing saints, and other titles are skip.
Di Jun said: "The sage is already waiting at the forum."
The Tianjie Laozi Academy was founded by Taishang Laojun. No saint is more familiar with this place than him. In the play, Taishang Laozi has a similar identity. He is the dean of the largest academy among the three realms. What's more, before the protagonist was born, he told the starry night that there was a strange star descending into the world. During the process of upgrading the male protagonist, the mysterious dean of the academy even provided him with intellectual help.
All in all, he is a role that does not have many roles, but is very important.
Jiang Hongfei hadn't seen the Taishang Laojun yet, but his curiosity had reached its peak. He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian beside him. Their looks were as handsome as ever.
He thought in his heart that Taishang Laojun's appearance would be the same, right?I hope it won't be like this, his cognition of the other party is still on the wrinkled old grandfather, if the Taishang Laojun also turns around and transforms into a beautiful young man, then Jiang Hongfei may vomit blood.
The Three Views are meant to be broken.
When they walked into the lecture hall, the first thing they saw was the god sitting on the futon in front of the pulpit, meditating.
Jiang Hongfei breathed a sigh of relief, he is very good, he is already very handsome as an old man, Taishang Laojun, he is elegant and personable.
But no matter how elegant and graceful, the Taiqing sage put on a face unique to the elderly, and he looked about 60 years old.
Tongtian and Yuanshi are very different, but Taiqing is their common harbor. After seeing Lao Tzu, they couldn't wait to shout: "Brother!"
Taishang Laojun was closing his eyes to rest his mind just now, he opened his eyes slightly after hearing the voices of the two, his gaze swept back and forth on the two of them, and finally he said with relief: "Your relationship has improved? "
Tong Tian has a bad temper, and when he heard this sentence, he was like a big firecracker, which exploded immediately, and he said: "How could it be that my relationship with him is absolutely impossible to be good."
He exaggeratedly shook his body and said, "Thinking of that day, my scalp becomes numb. Isn't that the feeling of itchy lice on the human head?"
Yuanshi Tianzun was ashamed to be in the same room with Tongtian, and now he didn't even get the initiative to answer questions from his elder brother, and he was very, very upset when he was directly disgusted by Tongtian.
He snorted, fully expressing his own indifference, this is the way Yuanshi Tianzun protested, just as sullen as himself.
Jiang Hongfei looked at the two of them sweating in his heart, don't fight.
Taishang Laojun, as if he didn't hear or see anything, said leisurely: "Sure enough, the relationship is very good."
The two said in unison: "No!"
Good relationship, nonexistent!
Taishang Laojun shook his snow-white eyebrows and opened his eyes wide. After saying hello to his two younger brothers, he looked at Jiang Hongfei. soft.
Jiang Hongfei really felt the kindness from the other party. Hey, among so many saints, Laozi gave him the best and most comfortable feeling.
He took the initiative to say hello: "Sage of Taiqing."
Taishang Laojun nodded and said: "Jiang Daojun." Then he looked at Jiang Dandan in Jiang Hongfei's arms with softer eyes and said, "Is this Mr. Ling?"
Jiang Hongfei was on the verge of tears when he heard his old-fashioned way of speaking. This is the real saint. He speaks eloquently. What kind of operations are dead houses and mensao? Can't you learn from Lao Tzu?
Of course, let's avoid talking about Zhunti and Yin first, they are simply a model of shamelessness in the heavens.
Not to mention gods, even ordinary people in the Jin Yuan era rarely saw two people who were eager for quick success and quick profit.
Also very weird.
Jiang Hongfei carried his son out and said, "Yes, the big name is Jiang Dan, and the nickname is Jiang Dandan."
Taishang Laojun said: "Good name," he said, "but it comes from Zhou Gongdan's Dan?"
Jiang Hongfei said with a little regret: "Half and half."
He really thought of Zhou Gong at the time, Dan seemed very compelling as a name, and he could compare himself to an ancient celebrity who wanted to start a career, so if he could explain it, it would be easy to explain it as Dan.
But in real life, the name Dan is just because they scream at home every day, and even with him, no one is interested in his name.
The Taishang Laojun was interested. He held the child in front of him and fiddled with him: "When he grows up a bit, send him to the Laozi Academy to study. I can give him a lecture."
Both Tongtian and Yuanshi were stunned, and they took the initiative to let their children come to study. This is not the style of a big brother.
They have a little understanding of Taishang Laojun. He is the ancestor of Taoism. Unlike Buddhism, Taoism pays attention to the spiritual realm of doing whatever he wants. It is the first time to study Taoism and actively recruit students.
Jiang Hongfei didn't think there was anything wrong with the other party's words. Didn't he just go to the academy to study? Children all need to study.
But just when he was about to respond, a pair of hands quietly appeared behind Jiang Hongfei and slapped him heavily on the shoulder.
At first, Jiang Hongfei, who didn't know who was behind him, froze for a moment, but soon he realized that it was Tongtian who was taking pictures of himself, so he calmed down.
Tong Tian said worriedly: "Don't rush to agree, the academy is different from what you think. After entering the academy, it will be almost the same as it is now. There is no room for not learning halfway or regretting it."
The parents and sons of the Taishang Laojun invited Jiang Dandan to go to the academy. Firstly, he was optimistic about the child's intelligence and intelligence, knowing that he was easy to teach, and secondly, he selfishly hoped that he could bring an excellent apprentice out, so Jiang Dandan was very suitable. Follow him.
Yuanshi also joined the battle, and it was rare that he seldom sided with Tongtian and said, "Boss Jiang, you can't treat one more favorably than another, you rejected us before, don't agree with the supernatant, just choose to agree and wait for Jiang Dandan Choose for yourself."
Yuan Shidao: "The nature of joining the academy is the same as we invite him to be an apprentice."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
Are their children so sought-after?
What Jiang Hongfei didn't expect was that the key was yet to come. When Laozi was making final preparations before the performance, two miraculous guests came to the store, saying that their miraculousness was not because they were both masters of Buddhism.
Zhunti caught sight of Boss Jiang who was about to run away among the crowd at a glance, and they waved: "Boss Jiang, long time no see."
Jiang Hongfei, who tried to evacuate, couldn't laugh or cry: "It's been a long time."
Can make Jiang Hongfei show this kind of expression, and you can see how annoying the western duo can be.
Zhunti came here with preparations this time, and he said in an old-fashioned way: "Boss Jiang, I think it is possible to let the monk debut. I watched the program of the Neon Kingdom a few days ago, and they had a monk star who held a concert. Buddhist scriptures at that time."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
In desperation, he could only say: "But the monks in the Neon country are different from the monks in our country. They are more secular. They can still marry, have children, drink and eat meat. With this major premise, it becomes more acceptable to debut. "
The eyes of Zhunti and Jieyin dimmed. Hey, they all know that the Buddhist discipline in Huahua Country is strict. Unlike the secular monks in the neighboring country, they stay in the monastery here, and unless they return to the vulgar, they can't do many things. .
Hey, in fact, when other gods have lost their power due to lack of faith, Zhunti Jieying is still very proud of the monk's special status. This can ensure their mystery to the greatest extent and make believers believe in them even more.
But the two of them are more greedy, and now they are angry after seeing other gods entering the secular world, and they also want the monks to do something about it.
Jiang Hongfei went on to say: "And even if it is a debut, who will make it is still a problem..." He said that this question was originally intended to let the two saints retreat. Bright.
Zhunti said: "Let Jin Chanzi go!"
Jiang Hongfei: "Huh?"
Zhunti said: "Jin Chanzi is good-looking and handsome, and his profile is because he has a fan base in comics. Who can't let him go?"
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
You say that, does Master Jin Chanzi know?
Jin Chanzi: Achoo, achoo, achoo!
Three consecutive sneezes.
It’s no wonder that many people are chasing after her and calling her Mrs. Nuwa’s craftsmanship is really nothing to brag about. No figure released on the market is as exquisite as her kneading, not to mention that she is very imaginative. Every Nendoroid’s movements, their The clothes are different, and even the expressions are different, some are half-smiles, some are as cold as ice.
What fairy craftsmanship!
Tang Tang's eyes were attracted by one of them, she is Zhao Wuming's Two-dimensional fan, and since "Wild Monkey" came out, she was holding a mobile phone and falling in love with paper people every day. What's more rare is that she is a rare long-term lover Players, after the wild monkeys became a series, they chased them down all the way, without missing a beat.
The official novel, buy it!TV series, chase!Around, buy!Fanart, look!New game, download!Over the past few years, she spent a lot of money on the gold-sucking monster Wild Monkey.
Tang Tang said that what she played was not a game, but faith and feelings.
The Nendoroid she was looking at was wearing a military uniform, and her hair was a bit slumped under the weight of the hat. A small strand of hair playfully protruded from the hat. Under the wide brim, Zhao Wuming smiled at Tang Tang with a half-smile.
Looking further down, the Nendoroid is wearing a German-style military uniform, with medals of honor one after another on the chest, Qianqian's slender waist is bound by a belt, making it even more wide shoulders and narrow hips, the waist is too thin, and the lower body is [-] meters tall. Putting on the military boots, Tang Tang is almost drooling,
She blurted out: "I want to exchange!"
Although she was not the first to squeeze in, she was the first to eat crabs. As soon as she spoke, everyone stared at her in unison, and Nuwa said generously: "What do you want to use?" To exchange?"
Tang Tang held a paper bag in her hand, and she fished out a Q version of a big-headed doll in the paper bag and said, "This, ma'am, can you see it?"
Two-dimensional people have a lot of skills. Tang Tang liked to make clothes for dolls when she was in elementary school. When she grew up, her hobbies further developed and turned into making dolls. She honed her skills year by year. It has also become better and better, and has become a well-known producer on the Internet.
Zhao Wuming is her two-dimensional boyfriend, making his doll is no different than others, naturally more delicate, Tang Tang even felt a little heartbroken when he took out the doll, hey, I really can't bear to exchange it.
But Mrs. Nuwa's clay figurine was pinched so well that it seemed to be telling her to take me away. Tang Tang decided to exchange it without being too entangled.
Hey, if I really want to say it, she clearly took advantage of it. Tang Tang looked at the exquisite Nendoroid, and thought that the price of the Nendoroid must be much higher than that of the doll. The military uniform Zhao Wumingruo she liked put it on the Internet At auction, the price might exceed ten thousand.
Mrs. Nuwa: There is no shortage of money, no auctions, and electricity generated with love.
When Nuwa saw the doll she sewed by herself, her eyes lit up and she said, "It's so cute." She immediately agreed to the exchange, and she picked out the Nendoroid in military uniform without even looking at it, and put it in a box. :"for you."
Tang Tangxin said how do you know which one I want?But she got the Nendoroid she wanted and was happy, so she didn't pay much attention to small problems.
Nuwa laughed and said, "Treasure him well, he will bring you good luck."
Tang Tang smiled and didn't take Nuwa's words seriously. She couldn't wait to put the box into a paper bag and left with it.
With the first person who eats crabs, there will be the second and third. Most of the young people are very thin-skinned. Only those who can sell handmade products will exchange with Nuwa. Occasionally there are a few craftsmen. No, I still want to exchange, but seeing Nuwa's smiling eyes, I was embarrassed to say my request, stuffed the things in my pocket, and walked away in despair.
There are also people who are more philanthropic and want to take more Nendoroids, but Nuwa refuses. She said: "Each person can only take one. If it is difficult to choose, just take the one you saw at first sight." She said Said, "Closing eyes is very important."
The philanthropic man was in a daze when he listened to her. He always felt that Mrs. Nuwa had something to say, but he couldn't tell what was strange. He recalled the Nendoroid he saw for the first time, and found the appearance of the other person clearly. It should be in your own eyes.
Hey, he does remember one.
Then he happily took the Nendoroid away.
……
Tang Tang took the newly acquired Nendoroid to participate in the event. The third anniversary celebration was a very grand and two-dimensional celebration. At the beginning, the members of Monkey4 were not present. They bounced on the stage and interacted with the audience friends. The projected character.
In the process of development, Tianyu Media did not give up on the development of modern technology. They paid a high price to introduce the 3D projection technology of the Neon Kingdom, and made improvements. In fact, the audience in the audience screamed wildly with their movements, shaking the light sticks in their hands.
The most powerful thing is that they can also simulate the scene. After the projectors introduced themselves, they directly introduced the climax of the game. The skyscrapers appeared in the middle of the stadium out of thin air, and the male protagonists put on their armor and shuttled between the skyscrapers. .
The people around Tang Tang were excited and incoherent: "This, this, this, this... this scene has never appeared in the TV series!"
Tang Tang didn't care whether he knew this person or not and screamed: "It's a game expansion piece!"
Still a super classic piece of information!
Crazy fans like them can memorize all the classic episodes in the game, and I don’t know how many times they have watched the TV series, so they will never remember them wrong!
The sound effect in the arena is very good, the sound of fighting mixed with the screams of the fans echoed in the ears, and the projected building did not know what technology was used. From their point of view, it seemed to rise directly from the ground, and the slight evening wind blew Imaging effects cannot be blurred.
After the cool projection, the lights on the field finally came on, and four idols made their debut.
Fans screamed wildly and threw all kinds of handmade dolls downstairs, as well as big-headed dolls bought in surrounding stores.
In addition, some people threw flowers and ribbons.
Sun Wukong is the captain of Monkey4 and the lead actor of the TV series Wild Monkey. He picked up the microphone and said, "I announce that the [-]rd anniversary party has officially started!"
……
The third anniversary party was held until ten o'clock in the evening, and the atmosphere couldn't be better. Tang Tang was still dizzy when she went out, with a pink blush on her cheeks.
She is so excited!
The excited Tang Tang was walking on the road in a daze, the orange light was still flickering, she staggered onto the road, and the sound of a crazy engine suddenly came from her ear, which woke her chaotic mind for a moment.
There is no gymnasium in the downtown area of Shanghai that can accommodate tens of thousands of people, so she naturally goes to the suburbs to participate in activities, and in the suburbs of Shanghai, occasionally, car owners step on the gas pedal here to practice their racing skills, and the sports car pinches the signal light to end Hurricane rush on the road in a few seconds.
The most frightening thing is that the car is not easy to brake when the accelerator is pressed to the bottom. In addition, it rained in the morning and the road was slippery. After the brakes, the car was still moving forward.
The owner of the car was stunned when he saw Tang Tang in the middle of the road. He slammed on the brakes, but it didn't work, and the tires slipped.
Tang Tang: "!!!"
She stood there blankly with cold hands and feet, but she couldn't respond to the stress. Her stiff body couldn't move forward, nor could she take a step back.
The front of the car is about to make intimate contact with her.
When the wind brought by the sports car hit her face, Tang Tang suddenly heard a chuckle, and her cold body was wrapped by a warm body.
The breath was in her ears, and her ears were a little itchy.
"Be careful."
The voice is clear, but the tone is quite doting, Tang Tang vaguely thought: It's exactly the same as her husband's voice.
Her husband is Zhao Wuming, the paper man in "Wild Monkey".
"boom--"
There was a loud noise in the ear, and Tang Tang opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a pair of white gloves.
There are also slender fingers wrapped in cloth.
It's so beautiful.
The air waves hit her face, and Tang Tang's air bangs blew up. The expected pain did not come, and she only heard the sound of the engine going out.
The owner got off the car, stared at Tang Tang nervously and said, "Are you okay?"
Tang Tang said: "No."
She turned her head to look at the car, and was stunned. The streamlined body was completely destroyed, and the iron at the front of the car was twisted together, unable to see the original elegant appearance.
Tang Tang: "..."
She is sure that she is not a person with superpowers, let alone a body of steel like Superman.
So what's going on?
She thought of the white gloves she saw in a daze, and wondered if she, like Isabella in Twilight, had a vampire following her?
The owner of the car was also stunned when he saw the front of the car. He checked the driving recorder, but found nothing. The car was sent flying by an external force that appeared out of thin air.
Tang Tang returned to the dormitory in a daze after receiving an astonishing amount of mental compensation. The roommates saw that something was wrong with her and asked her what happened. After hearing what happened, they were all stunned and began to check immediately See if there is anything wrong with Tang Tang.
Fortunately, she didn't have a single bruise on her body, not even the slightest scrape.
Tao Tao said: "So, you met Edward?"
She also thought of Twilight.
Tang Tang casually said: "Maybe."
She put the paper bag on the table. Tang Tang, who had gone through a catastrophe, was not in the mood to show off the Nendoroids she exchanged for the time being, but fortunately, she still remembered to take out her own Nendoroids.
"Huh?" She touched the Nendoroid's head with her hand.
What about the box?
Tang Tang took out the things immediately, and she was surprised to find that the Nendoroid was separated from the box, and Zhao Wuming, who was wearing a military cap crookedly, was smiling at her.
Clay Zhao Wuming was wearing a German military uniform, with a wide belt that made his waist slender, and he also wore a pair of beautiful white gloves on his hands.
Etc., etc?White gloves?
Tang Tang suddenly thought that she heard her husband's voice when she was almost hit. Could it be Zhao Wuming's voice?
She began to hold the Nendoroid in her hand and looked at it desperately.
Could it be...
No, no, no, how could clay become a human?
But the sudden crash of the front of the car is also a supernatural power, no matter what kind of power, it is impossible for human beings to do it!
After thinking about it, her mind became more and more chaotic, and finally she couldn't help but clicked on Nuwa's Weibo and sent her a private message.
She explained what happened that night in a few words, and hinted whether the Nendoroid saved her.
After posting for a while, Tang Tang felt ashamed that she was so big that she still had the illusion of middle school, but the 2-minute withdrawal time passed, and she could only post one post: "Ma'am, just pretend that I have nothing. Say, just listen to the story (laughing and crying)."
But what Tang Tang didn't expect was that after a while, Mrs. Nuwa actually called her back. The first sentence was "It's fine", and she even made a cute smile.
As for the second sentence, it is a bit intriguing. She said: "Nendoroids will protect their masters. If you like him very much, he can feel it."
When Tang Tang saw this sentence, she felt that Mrs. Nuwa saw Nendoroid as a living person. It seems that she is young and I also have a second-year heart.
After receiving the reply, she looked at the Nendoroid of the military uniform again, feeling very relieved for some reason.
Oh, really, if this is the case, wouldn't she only be able to fall in love with the paper man?How can a man in reality have a paper man!
……
Topic: Mrs. Nuwa, what kind of fairy sister, is the Nendoroid you made amazing?
Content: For those who believe it, those who don't believe it should regard it as a magical little story. After reading it, they just laugh it off. Don't laugh at my Nendoroid.
Didn't many people post about the Nendoroids exchanged from Mrs. Nuwa before?The host was lucky enough to be considered a handicraft expert, so he exchanged a Ma Liu wearing a bachelor's uniform that day.
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My horse looks good!
Withdrawing from the main topic, the host walked the night road at school the night before and stepped on the empty stairs. When I was about to fall from the upstairs, I heard the sound of horse flow to remind me to be careful, and then I was gently pushed to the ground safely.
Don’t say that I imagined it, I fell down the stairs on the third floor, but when I came back to my senses, I was already on the second floor, and when I went back to the dormitory to look at my horse, I found his bachelor uniform was messed up. Yes, and if you change a movement, it will be like hugging someone.
If you don't believe me, take the pictures as proof, my husband's original movements are different from the current ones!
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This is the current photo.
What a fairy doll, he will be my patron saint from today (laughing and crying).
Floor 1: emmmmmmmmmmm, didn’t the host of this story feel creepy?Let alone whether it is true or not, if there is a doll around me who can become a real person, I will definitely not like him very much, even if he saves me.
Floor 2: Agreed, wouldn't this become Hanako, a ghost doll?Your every move is watched by the Nendoroids.
Level 3: I am the host who answered the above two questions. The answer is that I am not afraid at all. I don’t know why I think Nendoroids are really, really kind. I don’t think my younger brother is so kind.
Floor 4: It seems that this is not the first one. It seems that some poster said that the Nendoroid of Mrs. Nuwa really has magical powers, and it seems that it saved her life or something...
Floor 5: Let’s tell the story, you said Nendoroids save lives, why not tell me to ask for amulets from Taoist temples or invite a Buddha to save lives.
Floor 6: No, Mrs. Nuwa’s house seems to be related to the Taoist temple. You can see that she has posted pictures of the Taoist temple on Weibo, which is very grand, and she also said that she has a magic stick business at home.
7th Floor: emmmmmmmmm The legendary girl with spiritual abilities?
Floor 8: Great, what a fishing post, it’s just a Nendoroid. How can there be so many twists and turns?
The post quickly sank, mainly because netizens thought this was too unimaginable and impossible at all, and it is not impossible for the clay figures to change their movements. You can use chemicals to soften the clay and then knead it again.
Anyway, just like "Approaching Science", netizens can always find scientific reasons for supernatural events that they cannot understand.
They believe in the scientific concept of development!
But Jiang Hongfei was on the fantasy side. By chance, he found the post, and while he was looking at a Nuwa, he asked, "Can Nendoroids save people?"
real or fake?
Nuwa smiled and said, "Of course it's true. They are the clay figures I made with great effort!" Even though her divine power was suppressed in the human world, she still has no problem protecting her master in times of crisis.
As for intimacy...
Nuwa said: "Nine-day Xiyang made clay figurines, can you not be kind?" She said, "I made the first human race out of Xiyang."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
He tactfully said, "Will it be too advanced?" According to Nuwa, the first batch of flower-growing people were also pinched out by her from the soil, which itself is a magical weapon, so the first batch of humans were far more than The power of modern people, the composition of the Nendoroids is actually the same as that of the human group, it is very subtle.
Nuwa said: "No problem, Nendoroids will only recognize one master, and will not do bad things. They will only be triggered when the master is in distress."
"They only protect their favorite masters."
Nu Wa said in a brisk tone: "Don't humans often ask a Buddha to protect themselves? Nendoroids have similar functions, and he is much more handsome than Buddha."
Nüwa: I didn't do anything in the human world hehe!
"Battle of the Gods" is the biggest project of Tianyu Media, and the actors of this drama are all gods, so Jiang Hongfei often runs the crew.
Seeing that January was approaching again, Kong Xuan once again entered the hell of drafting, and plunged headfirst into the studio, writing manuscripts frantically, turning his inspiration into drawings.
It just so happened that Jiang Dandan's scene was coming up soon, so Jiang Hongfei stayed in the crew with the goose on his shoulder strap every day.
He feels that the goose will return to the heaven sooner or later, and it is very important to have a good relationship with all the big guys now.
For the sake of Jiang Hongfei, the goose, he also took great pains.
Fortunately, the gods in the heavens rarely see cubs. Jiang Dandan is the first child they have seen in hundreds of years. They are very happy to see Jiang Dandan. After touching it, Yuan Shi stared at Jiang Dandan with blazing eyes, and occasionally taught him one or two spells exclusive to saints.
As for Nuwa, she devoted all her motherhood to Jiang Dandan. Sometimes Jiang Hongfei was too busy, so she would eat and run around with the children.
Nuwa is happy.
Today's play is different again. After finishing part of the scenes on Kunlun, the crew officially moved to the heavens to shoot, and in today's play, the last sage Laozi Jiang Hongfei has never seen is about to appear on the scene.
Zhunti and Jiang Hongfei had met each other before, and the two of them even asked Jiang Hongfei to sell Amway, hoping that the other party would allow monks to debut and spread Buddhism, so that people would trust them more.
Jiang Hongfei didn't feel it after hearing it a few times before, so he politely rejected the two saints. After all, they are a serious entertainment company and have nothing to do with religion. As far away as possible.
Hey, I finally know why so many Taoist immortals were sent to the west after the war between the two religions. Zhun Ti's three-inch tongue is really amazing.
Jiang Hongfei said that if he listened to it, he would eat Amway.
There are really many people in the production team, and professionals like Wang Dawang are just little demons, and they can't take the initiative to go to the heavens with their abilities, so Tongtian came forward and drew a collective teleportation array to directly teleport everyone to the heavens.
Jiang Dandan was very excited when he came into contact with this formation for the first time. In his eyes, his father and he were still in Kunlun Mountain for a second, and then ran to the heaven with a whoosh.
It's amazing!
He developed a strong interest in the formation.
Tong Tian noticed Jiang Dandan's enthusiastic eyes and teased him, "Next time I'll teach you how to draw a formation."
Jiang Dandan nodded frantically, yes yes yes yes!
Tong Tian is good at formations, otherwise he wouldn't be able to form the legendary Zhuxian sword formation, which is the most lethal formation, which is a formation that can kill saints.
His attainment in this way is definitely the well-deserved number one in the heavens.
Seeing Jiang Dandan nodding his head, Tongtian thought this kid was really interesting, and suddenly he had a habit of taking disciples and said, "Why don't you join my sect before you grow up, and then I will give you all my kung fu." He thought about it, and felt that this plan was really good. Needless to say, Jiang Dandan's aptitude was better than Kong Xuan, the No. Just pass the time.
Although Jiang Dandan was young, she was sensible, and knew that it was important to have a teacher, so she looked up at Jiang Hongfei, as if she was asking Jiang Hongfei how to answer.
Xiao Jiang, who grew up in the human world, said that I didn't know how to answer, and he said to himself, hey, it would be great if Kong Xuan was here.
He knows best the twists and turns of the heavens.
But before Jiang Hongfei could reply Yuanshi Tianzun let out a cold snort, and interjected, "Just you?"
There was a hint of disdain in the discourse.
Tong Tian's smiling face froze, and bursts of black air radiated from his face: "I, what's wrong with me?"
Yuanshi Tianzun said superiorly: "Even if it is a teacher, I am also the first choice. My apprentices and grandchildren are all excellent. How many disciples do you have? Didn't you still lose to my Jinxian during the war?"
Yuanshi Tianzun didn't care about Tongtian's ferocious face, and sincerely invited Jiang Hongfei and Jiang Dandan: "Jiang Dan is talented, and it will only waste his talent in Tongtian's hands. If you don't give it to me, he will definitely be able to easily enter Daluojin wonderland."
Jiang Hongfei's heart was shamefully shaken.
But fluctuating, Nuwa, who has always had nothing to do with herself, joins the battle. The seduction method she chooses is not the business-like narrative method of Tongtian and Yuanshi. Jiang Dandan said: "Don't pay attention to those two men. When you grow up, you will worship me as a teacher, and we will build a Pokémon Paradise together." She blinked and said: "I can also teach you how to turn a clay Pikachu into a real Pikachu oh!"
Jiang Dandan: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
For children, Pikachu's charm is infinite, and he wants to join Nuwa's command in an instant.
Jiang Hongfei looked at the three saints who had already formed a three-legged confrontation, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and cruelly rejected their proposal.
He said: "Let's talk about it later. Our Eggy is still young, and we haven't even awakened our natural abilities. When he grows up and integrates his natural abilities, I will let him apprentice him."
Jiang Hongfei said that at that time, Jiang Dandan was old enough to make his own choices without being disturbed by the outside world. How he chooses at that time is entirely the child's own business.
You don't have to help him choose!
Jiang Hongfei said that he is not a parent who interferes excessively with his children.
Di Jun greeted the film crew in the Heaven Realm. He said, "I have already received the application. Today's filming location is Lao Tzu Academy, right? The scene was cleared last night, and no one who is irrelevant will be allowed to enter this site."
He himself is actually an irrelevant person, but he still stays in the venue and is unwilling to leave. Donghuang Taiyi looks at Di Jun with a serious face, and feels very disgusted.
Jiang Hongfei acted as Xiao Jiujiu who didn't know that he was going to stay and watch, and said, "Then the sage of Taiqing?"
He didn't say Lao Tzu a saint, mainly because the word Lao Tzu is too subtle, and changing the pronunciation a little bit is like swearing, and the gods in the heavens think so too, so they call Taishang Laojun and often call Taiqing saints, and other titles are skip.
Di Jun said: "The sage is already waiting at the forum."
The Tianjie Laozi Academy was founded by Taishang Laojun. No saint is more familiar with this place than him. In the play, Taishang Laozi has a similar identity. He is the dean of the largest academy among the three realms. What's more, before the protagonist was born, he told the starry night that there was a strange star descending into the world. During the process of upgrading the male protagonist, the mysterious dean of the academy even provided him with intellectual help.
All in all, he is a role that does not have many roles, but is very important.
Jiang Hongfei hadn't seen the Taishang Laojun yet, but his curiosity had reached its peak. He looked at Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian beside him. Their looks were as handsome as ever.
He thought in his heart that Taishang Laojun's appearance would be the same, right?I hope it won't be like this, his cognition of the other party is still on the wrinkled old grandfather, if the Taishang Laojun also turns around and transforms into a beautiful young man, then Jiang Hongfei may vomit blood.
The Three Views are meant to be broken.
When they walked into the lecture hall, the first thing they saw was the god sitting on the futon in front of the pulpit, meditating.
Jiang Hongfei breathed a sigh of relief, he is very good, he is already very handsome as an old man, Taishang Laojun, he is elegant and personable.
But no matter how elegant and graceful, the Taiqing sage put on a face unique to the elderly, and he looked about 60 years old.
Tongtian and Yuanshi are very different, but Taiqing is their common harbor. After seeing Lao Tzu, they couldn't wait to shout: "Brother!"
Taishang Laojun was closing his eyes to rest his mind just now, he opened his eyes slightly after hearing the voices of the two, his gaze swept back and forth on the two of them, and finally he said with relief: "Your relationship has improved? "
Tong Tian has a bad temper, and when he heard this sentence, he was like a big firecracker, which exploded immediately, and he said: "How could it be that my relationship with him is absolutely impossible to be good."
He exaggeratedly shook his body and said, "Thinking of that day, my scalp becomes numb. Isn't that the feeling of itchy lice on the human head?"
Yuanshi Tianzun was ashamed to be in the same room with Tongtian, and now he didn't even get the initiative to answer questions from his elder brother, and he was very, very upset when he was directly disgusted by Tongtian.
He snorted, fully expressing his own indifference, this is the way Yuanshi Tianzun protested, just as sullen as himself.
Jiang Hongfei looked at the two of them sweating in his heart, don't fight.
Taishang Laojun, as if he didn't hear or see anything, said leisurely: "Sure enough, the relationship is very good."
The two said in unison: "No!"
Good relationship, nonexistent!
Taishang Laojun shook his snow-white eyebrows and opened his eyes wide. After saying hello to his two younger brothers, he looked at Jiang Hongfei. soft.
Jiang Hongfei really felt the kindness from the other party. Hey, among so many saints, Laozi gave him the best and most comfortable feeling.
He took the initiative to say hello: "Sage of Taiqing."
Taishang Laojun nodded and said: "Jiang Daojun." Then he looked at Jiang Dandan in Jiang Hongfei's arms with softer eyes and said, "Is this Mr. Ling?"
Jiang Hongfei was on the verge of tears when he heard his old-fashioned way of speaking. This is the real saint. He speaks eloquently. What kind of operations are dead houses and mensao? Can't you learn from Lao Tzu?
Of course, let's avoid talking about Zhunti and Yin first, they are simply a model of shamelessness in the heavens.
Not to mention gods, even ordinary people in the Jin Yuan era rarely saw two people who were eager for quick success and quick profit.
Also very weird.
Jiang Hongfei carried his son out and said, "Yes, the big name is Jiang Dan, and the nickname is Jiang Dandan."
Taishang Laojun said: "Good name," he said, "but it comes from Zhou Gongdan's Dan?"
Jiang Hongfei said with a little regret: "Half and half."
He really thought of Zhou Gong at the time, Dan seemed very compelling as a name, and he could compare himself to an ancient celebrity who wanted to start a career, so if he could explain it, it would be easy to explain it as Dan.
But in real life, the name Dan is just because they scream at home every day, and even with him, no one is interested in his name.
The Taishang Laojun was interested. He held the child in front of him and fiddled with him: "When he grows up a bit, send him to the Laozi Academy to study. I can give him a lecture."
Both Tongtian and Yuanshi were stunned, and they took the initiative to let their children come to study. This is not the style of a big brother.
They have a little understanding of Taishang Laojun. He is the ancestor of Taoism. Unlike Buddhism, Taoism pays attention to the spiritual realm of doing whatever he wants. It is the first time to study Taoism and actively recruit students.
Jiang Hongfei didn't think there was anything wrong with the other party's words. Didn't he just go to the academy to study? Children all need to study.
But just when he was about to respond, a pair of hands quietly appeared behind Jiang Hongfei and slapped him heavily on the shoulder.
At first, Jiang Hongfei, who didn't know who was behind him, froze for a moment, but soon he realized that it was Tongtian who was taking pictures of himself, so he calmed down.
Tong Tian said worriedly: "Don't rush to agree, the academy is different from what you think. After entering the academy, it will be almost the same as it is now. There is no room for not learning halfway or regretting it."
The parents and sons of the Taishang Laojun invited Jiang Dandan to go to the academy. Firstly, he was optimistic about the child's intelligence and intelligence, knowing that he was easy to teach, and secondly, he selfishly hoped that he could bring an excellent apprentice out, so Jiang Dandan was very suitable. Follow him.
Yuanshi also joined the battle, and it was rare that he seldom sided with Tongtian and said, "Boss Jiang, you can't treat one more favorably than another, you rejected us before, don't agree with the supernatant, just choose to agree and wait for Jiang Dandan Choose for yourself."
Yuan Shidao: "The nature of joining the academy is the same as we invite him to be an apprentice."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
Are their children so sought-after?
What Jiang Hongfei didn't expect was that the key was yet to come. When Laozi was making final preparations before the performance, two miraculous guests came to the store, saying that their miraculousness was not because they were both masters of Buddhism.
Zhunti caught sight of Boss Jiang who was about to run away among the crowd at a glance, and they waved: "Boss Jiang, long time no see."
Jiang Hongfei, who tried to evacuate, couldn't laugh or cry: "It's been a long time."
Can make Jiang Hongfei show this kind of expression, and you can see how annoying the western duo can be.
Zhunti came here with preparations this time, and he said in an old-fashioned way: "Boss Jiang, I think it is possible to let the monk debut. I watched the program of the Neon Kingdom a few days ago, and they had a monk star who held a concert. Buddhist scriptures at that time."
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
In desperation, he could only say: "But the monks in the Neon country are different from the monks in our country. They are more secular. They can still marry, have children, drink and eat meat. With this major premise, it becomes more acceptable to debut. "
The eyes of Zhunti and Jieyin dimmed. Hey, they all know that the Buddhist discipline in Huahua Country is strict. Unlike the secular monks in the neighboring country, they stay in the monastery here, and unless they return to the vulgar, they can't do many things. .
Hey, in fact, when other gods have lost their power due to lack of faith, Zhunti Jieying is still very proud of the monk's special status. This can ensure their mystery to the greatest extent and make believers believe in them even more.
But the two of them are more greedy, and now they are angry after seeing other gods entering the secular world, and they also want the monks to do something about it.
Jiang Hongfei went on to say: "And even if it is a debut, who will make it is still a problem..." He said that this question was originally intended to let the two saints retreat. Bright.
Zhunti said: "Let Jin Chanzi go!"
Jiang Hongfei: "Huh?"
Zhunti said: "Jin Chanzi is good-looking and handsome, and his profile is because he has a fan base in comics. Who can't let him go?"
Jiang Hongfei: "..."
You say that, does Master Jin Chanzi know?
Jin Chanzi: Achoo, achoo, achoo!
Three consecutive sneezes.
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