Hello Chen Jirong

Chapter 3 Being "fucked" by a man broke the brain

Chapter 3

"Why steamed eggs with minced meat again, Chen Jirong, can you be a little creative!" Wang Yurou complained aggrievedly with her chopsticks in her mouth.

"Hold on, do you like to eat or not!" Chen Jirong put the hot plate on the table, and immediately grabbed the earlobe and rubbed it for a long time.

"Every time I come to your house for dinner, you make me such a meat dish, or a boiled sausage. I'm your apprentice, so you can't be nice to me!" Wang Yurou said, "When my wife comes here I haven’t seen you pick so much, and they still have sauerkraut and fish to eat!”

"Dining at my house, the richness of the food is linked to the cuteness." Chen Jirong said with a smile.

"Damn it." Wang Yurou rolled her eyes and resigned herself to putting a piece of egg yolk into the bowl.

"Wait a minute, there is still a bowl of spinach soup, you can eat first." After speaking, Chen Jirong went into the kitchen again.

"You're a fucking leader!" Wang Yurou said.

"Then you're right." Chen Jirong poked his head out from the kitchen, "You usually bark like antelope or antelope for nothing, don't you?"

Wang Yurou was speechless.

During the first two years of filming, Wang Yurou often secretly came to Qingjiang Chen Jirong's house to live. After all, the pace in the capital was too fast, and she couldn't calm down to hone herself.

Of course, the tempering is tempered, and the stomach suffers accordingly.Just like what she said, Chen Jirong is like a sheep. From the moment he left the Internet and met in reality until now, he is just like a disciple led by Shaolin Temple. Boiled cabbage is eaten as a meal. It is the kind of Chinese cabbage that is torn off piece by piece, cut off the root, washed, put into the pot and boiled, and taken out when it is almost soft, mixed with a little lard and balsamic vinegar. She relished it, but she felt nauseous watching it from the sidelines.

If people don’t eat meat, how can they live? It took human beings 10 years to climb to the top of the food chain, isn’t it just to eat meat?

Later, because she had protested for a long time, Chen Jirong finally nodded and agreed to order a few meat dishes for each meal, but everything remained the same, and she could use her fingers to tell how many meat dishes Chen Jirong had cooked for her.

The steamed egg with minced meat in front of you, the legendary boiled sausage, roasted pork with tofu, fried diced pork with sour cowpea, and garlic bacon. Sitting on the throne of Chen Jirong's favorite meat dishes, he is happy to eat, but she has long been tired of eating!

Speaking of the difference in treatment, it is also true. Luo Shuyi is also an apprentice brought out by playing games. When she comes, she can have all kinds of seafood delicacies, such as braised prawns, pickled fish, crayfish, spicy fried snails, sea cucumber and abalone, etc.

Originally, she should be jealous, but who told Luo Shuyi to be her wife? If she didn't spoil her, wouldn't she be abducted by the dog antelope?

The last bowl of soup is finally on the pot. Chen Jirong is quite conscientious. He put a lot of meatballs and fish cakes in the soup after breaking the eggs. There are also two drops of sesame oil on it. .

After drinking it in one gulp, the delicious soup was so delicious that she almost swallowed her tongue.

"You've got a conscience." Wang Yurou only ate a little rice, but the vegetables and soup never refused, and she scooped up a big bowl in one go.

"It's just some minced meat left over from making steamed eggs just now, don't think too much about it." Chen Jirong picked up vegetables and ate with indifference.

Accustomed to Chen Jirong's disagreement, Wang Yurou ignored his words and ate dinner on her own.

Suddenly, the dining table vibrated, and at first glance, it turned out that two people's mobile phones were calling.

Glancing at each other and making a grimace, the master and apprentice tacitly took their mobile phones to make a call.

Chen Jirong answered the phone very briefly, hung up after two "hmm", but his face became more and more gloomy, he lowered his head, thoughtful.

Wang Yurou was different, she was excited when she made the phone call, and it seemed that her manager was calling her. Chen Jirong could see from Wang Yurou's expression the helpless look on the manager's face at the moment.

"Okay, okay, isn't this just an extra gimmick for the promotion of a new drama? Besides, these CPs in the entertainment circle are just as meaningless as cold rice. I said at the beginning that I was too lazy to engage in such tricks. It’s not like you don’t know your boyfriend, all the men in the world are dead and I’m dead, dog antelope, why are you kicking me! It’s impossible for me to be with him, besides, a dead gay guy, the most I can be with him is sisters. Damn dog antelope, try kicking me again?"

"Pay attention to your image." The manager said helplessly.

"The image is a fart, there is no one around now, and what's the use of my image in front of him, in the end I will say that I am pretending to be 13."

Chen Jirong felt that this sentence was quite reasonable.

"All right, all right, my dear aunt, your niece and daughter are in their 20s, and I have graduated from kindergarten for more than 20 years. I know this kind of worldly wisdom, don't worry about Ang, I love you, hang up, mua .”

Putting down the phone, Wang Yurou moved her chopsticks to eat steamed eggs with minced meat.

Although Chen Jirong is a vegetarian, he still has a special liking for the dish of steamed eggs with minced meat. When Wang Yurou called, he had already eaten most of the minced meat under the steamed eggs. in the stomach!

"Hey, who called you just now." Wang Yurou asked while eating meat, but found that when she finished asking, Chen Jirong's face was obviously darkened.

"A friend I knew abroad, he called and said, who is back." Chen Jirong said.

"Fuck... have you finished your doctorate?" Wang Yurou was shocked.

Chen Jirong nodded, but at the moment he didn't seem to want to have a deep discussion with Wang Yurou about that person, he turned around and went to the wine cabinet to get a bottle of red wine, without a goblet, and blew on it right away.

"Hey, don't drink alcohol alone, I'll accompany you, today both of us, master and apprentice, will get drunk." After finishing speaking, he ran to get a bottle of wine.

On the branch of the moon, Chen Jirong and Wang Yurou got drunk.

The master and the apprentice don't know how much they drank, and they don't know whether they are drunk or sober. Anyway, the two of them are turning on the TV right now, and the sound is loud. How many.

"Sleeves." Chen Jirong said suddenly.

"Why, master." Wang Yurou said.

"Why did you say he came back?" Chen Jirong said.

"Oh, what have you been struggling with for so long, a dog man, and you've been fucked by him?" Wang Yurou said impatiently.

"You fucking... oh, you're a girl." I wanted to refute, but Chen Jirong still felt that it was not good to say these things to girls instinctively, so he held back "I just feel uncomfortable, I think about him and I It’s just uncomfortable. I’ve been suffering for seven years. There are good times and bad times. You think this person is so bad. If he didn’t appear, I don’t know how happy I am now. I go to work with my boyfriend, go home, You can go out and travel when you are resting."

"As long as you, a design dog, still have time to travel, 24 hours a day is as busy as 48 hours." Wang Yurou sneered.

"Go, don't interrupt." Chen Jirong waved his hand and said, "I'm miserable. At that time, I can say that I have the best temper in the past 20 years. I remember all his complaints in my heart, and all his troubles. I tried my best to help solve it. I paid so much because of his friend’s sentence that two people are not suitable. At that time, I didn’t know how sad I was, but he not only didn’t refute, but even nodded in agreement. Because he suffered for so long."

"You're stupid!" Wang Yurou patted Chen Jirong on the back, "Don't even think about it, who called me in the middle of the night. I was preparing for the college entrance examination at that time, so how much rest time I wasted by answering your phone call. I also heard you cry for more than an hour, if you are not tired, I will be tired for you."

"Thank you. If it weren't for you, I would have collapsed. That kid from Hong Kong Gui was so straight. When I said I was fine, he really thought I was fine. He ran out to play basketball on his own. It was really uncomfortable at the time. The dormitory There is no one there, and the three mountains of life, love, and the future are slapped, and the whole person is dumbfounded."

"In human terms, how long have you been telling me this, and you haven't said enough!" Wang Yurou said.

"Seven years, from the time I was about to graduate to now, seven years!" Chen Jirong said with a smile, "I said seven years, I was sad for seven years, I suffered day by day, if I didn't have his shit How happy I am now, Mom Luo Jing, you are a piece of shit!"

After finishing speaking, he patted the coffee table, and the things on the shaking coffee table trembled three times, but when they stopped, Chen Jirong was a little dazed again, and tears suddenly started to spin in his eyes, "Why, why is he happy in England? , I want to climb up from the construction site in Qingjiang, and climb up to the current position little by little. My mother only wanted to open a snack bar in the future and live in peace and security."

"Don't we steam the steamed stuffed buns? Look at the Luo Jinta Business Hotel. It's a landmark in Longgang District. My master is so fucking awesome. He's the design director of the landmark." Wang Yurou said.

"Cut." Chen Jirong sneered, "It's not like being played around by a man, like an idiot."

Wang Yurou rolled her eyes, "I really can't stand you guys, it's more troublesome to be hypocritical than us women!"

"Hey, I'm gay anyway, what's wrong with being hypocritical!" Chen Jirong straightened his waist, "I just don't like mothers, so I'm not allowed to be hypocritical?"

"Come on, you're being hypocritical, hypocritical!" Wang Yurou signaled her surrender.

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