Wonderful Lord

After receiving the top-level game warehouse from his apprentice, Xi Chen wanted to return a gift no matter what, and sent Li Yan's basic cultivation chapter to Xiong Xiu.

However, he regretted it that night.

"Master, the book says that you need to gather energy when you practice, how do you gather energy?" Xiong Xiu, who came to sleep on the same bed with Xi Chen for the sake of cultivation, asked doubtfully.

Xi Chen gave him a deep look: "I just want you not to fart when you are practicing."

"..." Xiong Xiu had a funny smile in his eyes: "Master, it is also said in the book that double cultivation will make the practitioners get twice the result with half the effort. Master, does double cultivation mean that two people cultivate together? How can two people cultivate to improve their cultivation level? quick?"

Do you really not understand?Still don't understand?Xi Chen glanced at him depressedly again, seeing his eyes were full of curiosity, as if he really didn't understand, he was silent for a moment, and then said: "It's just the two of you having sex together."

Worried that his apprentice would harm others in order to cultivate, he quickly added: "You have to have sex with someone you like."

Alas, it's not easy being a master, it's heartbreaking.

The corner of Xiong Xiu's mouth slightly raised, and he asked again: "Master, this passage in the book says that during cultivation, you can improve your cultivation by silently reciting the unique art while practicing. Master, what is your unique art?"

Can he say that there is no oral sentence?Xi Chen looked at him with an expectant look on his face, and really couldn't say that he didn't make a decision, but what should he do if he really didn't have a decision?

He thought for a long time, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he quickly said: "The old dragon is angry with the old farmer, and the old farmer is angry with the old dragon. When the farmer is angry, the dragon is angry with the farmer, and the dragon is angry with the farmer, and the dragon is afraid of the farmer."

"Master, I didn't hear clearly, can you read it again?"

Xi Chen read it again, this time speaking faster than before.

"Master, I still haven't heard clearly, and I don't know what it means."

This is a tongue twister, it would be strange to understand what it means.Moreover, he just made him unable to understand, so that he could get away with it.Xi Chen hummed proudly in his heart, thinking that he was quite witty.

"Master, you seemed to be saying a tongue twister just now." Xiong Xiu smiled even more.

"..." Xi Chen coughed uncomfortably: "Illusion."

"Master..."

Xi Chen quickly covered his mouth: "Ancestor, don't ask anymore, I beg you not to ask if it's okay, if you keep asking, it will be dawn."

I thought that after the book was given, Xiong Xiu would not ask him about his cultivation, but he would ask more and more questions. He is a Muggle, so how can he answer these questions.

Xiong Xiu pulled his hand down: "Master, your ancestor's cry is really nice."

Xi Chen rolled his eyes angrily: "If you sleep obediently now, you can ask me to call you ancestor as many times as you like."

"Then you call [-] times and let me listen."

"Hey, I said you are enough."

Xiong Xiu let out a low laugh, and stopped teasing him: "Master, go to sleep."

"It's more or less the same." Xi Chen heaved a sigh of relief, turned his back to him and closed his eyes.

In just ten seconds, he breathed evenly, which shows that this person has a very strong heart and no worries in his heart.

Xiong Xiu looked at his back and whispered, "I really want to know what's going on in your mind."

Gathering Qi means not farting.

Shuangxiu is having sex with people who like each other.

Practicing tongue twisters is a tongue twister.

Is it possible to fart if you rush out of Parkway?

Xiong Xiu thought that Xi Chen might have answered him like this, and the corners of his mouth curled up a bit.