To be friends with the villain [quick wear]

"Yanyan, aren't you guys going to take wedding photos today? Why don't you go out?" After a long period of being shown affection, Bai Mu has completely accepted the love between her son and her student, and she really wants him Get out, both of you!

The daughter-in-law is a man, without the war between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, she feels good instead?It's just...these two show off every day, and she can't stand the heart of a middle-aged woman!

"I'm going, but I haven't decided where to take pictures. Brother Xian, where do you like? The castle or the seaside?" Bai Yan flipped through some photos sent by the photo studio, and asked the man beside him.

"It's okay, as long as it's with Yanyan, I like it anywhere." Kuang Xian habitually pampers and pats his head.

Mother Bai: "..." Why did she have the urge to burn her own son and daughter-in-law to death?

"I'm too lazy to bother you," Bai Mu waved her bag and was about to go out, "I'm going to find your dad for lunch, you two can solve it by yourself."

"Okay, Mom." The two who were still tired of looking at photos together said together.

Mother Bai didn't even bother to turn her head back, she opened the door and saw a beautiful girl standing outside, she asked unexpectedly, "Little girl, who are you looking for?"

The girl had long blond hair, was wearing a small pink dress, had exquisite facial features, and had a charming smile. She said, "Auntie, I'm looking for Bai Yan."

Mother Bai thought for a while, and then looked suspiciously at this beautiful beauty. Based on her years of experience in watching romantic idol dramas, she imagined a bloody drama.

However, she knew it was wrong to blindly speculate, what if it was just Yan Yan's good friend, or she was looking for him for something.

"Yanyan, someone is looking for you." Mother Bai decided to watch the development of the plot before going out. If it was Xiaosan who came to break up her son and daughter-in-law, then she would not be able to leave.

"Is someone looking? Who is it?" Bai Yan got up from Kuang Xian. He remembered that he hadn't sent out the invitation, right?Who is so prophetic?

Before Bai Yan got close to the door, he saw the pink color from a distance. Could it be...impossible...

"Bai Yan!" That sweet and excited voice said everything.

"Barbie!" Bai Yan couldn't call the system directly, so he called the system's name. Similarly, he was also very pleasantly surprised.

"Hahaha! You didn't expect it, I really came to you! Hahaha, I miss you so much, hurry up! Let me kiss you twice!" Barbie happily rushed into the door and hugged Bai Yan. He planned to slap Bai Yan's face.

However, a gloomy gaze swept over, Barbie shivered, and stopped in time.

He pulled Bai Yan to speak in a whisper, and glanced at Kuang Xian, "It's ok, you, isn't this still getting someone? Do you blame me for giving you the wrong mission?"

Bai Yan smiled and shook his head, "Of course I don't blame you, you are a matchmaker!"

"Matchmaker?" Mother Bai kept sneaking closer. She had already prepared a series of words to hate Xiaosan. After hearing this word, she was surprised again.

"Yeah, Mom, Brother Xian, her name is Barbie, she's my good friend." Bai Yan specially reassured the two people who were already glaring at him, and added, "She has a boyfriend, don't worry too much about it." think."

Hearing this "boyfriend", Barbie shivered, with a look of disgust and fear.

"By the way, you came to my place, does he know?" Bai Yan asked the system.

"I don't know! How can I let him know! I came to you just to hide from him! You don't know, if he keeps messing with me, my body will be ruined! Let me tell you...uh... "

Bai Yan hurriedly covered Barbie's mouth to prevent him from saying more outrageous things.

Mother Bai stared until her eyes were round, if she continued to do it...it would be scrapped...

She didn't know whether to say "upright" to this girl, so she could only smile awkwardly, "Then what, then you talk slowly, I'm going to find your father..."

"Well, be careful!" Bai Yan watched his mother leave before letting go of Barbie's mouth.

"Damn it! Bai Yan, do you want to kill your father?" Barbie gave Bai Yan a big hat when she got free.

"Dad! Dad of the system! Can you pay attention to the way you speak? My mother is still here, and you just say that you are about to be fucked to death by your boyfriend, and she is frightened by you!" Bai Yan couldn't believe it. .

"System?" Kuang Xian looked at the two of them in doubt.

"That's right! I'm his system, helping him complete the task. Also, the first time you two had sex, I was very kind enough to shield him from the pain!"

Kuang Xian: "..." There are no words to describe his mood at the moment. What this system means is that when he was doing things with Yanyan, it was always watching, right?Damn, want to kill!

Bai Yan: "........." There are no words to describe his mood at the moment, what is this hot chicken system for?Sure enough, the joy of reunion with friends is nothing but fantasy. He just wants to kill the system now, so as to prevent the system from leaking more black material.For example, he told the system afterwards which pose his big devil used was the most enjoyable.

In order to prevent the situation from developing in an unpredictable direction, Bai Yan changed the topic in time: "By the way, the system, why did you hide from 106? How did you two know each other?"

At the mention of 106, Barbie hesitated, sighed, and then told Bai Yan about her tragic deeds.

Planet Z is a planet with particularly advanced black technology. It is said that the person who developed this planet is a certain legendary interstellar major general.

Planet Z is not suitable for living beings with signs of life, and it has become the birthplace of systems over time.

Each system has its own independent thought and character, and diversity will not make this lifeless planet even more lifeless.

And 209, as the 209th system, its activity level can be said to be very up to standard.

In the beginning, 209 was just a simple child. Although it was active, it came from curiosity about the entire universe.

On this day, the headquarters held a seminar about the work related to the establishment of the Earth Human Emotion Work Department.

And 209, as the lucky one in the new batch of systems who was selected to participate in this seminar, seemed very happy and ashamed.

And it is naturally familiar, and it has been talking non-stop with a system next to it since the seminar started.This system is numbered 106.

This seminar will be held every year. I don’t know if it’s a coincidence. Every year in 209, it will be next to 106. From a curious baby, it will become a fishing system that can fall asleep peacefully listening to the words of the leader.

At first, 106 didn't like 209 at all. It thought this batch of systems were too noisy, but gradually got used to it, and it also began to find 209 interesting.

One year——at that time, the Department of Human Emotions on Earth had been established, and most of the systems on Planet Z also came into contact with humans and learned about their culture and emotions. 209 started chatting about human XXOO next to 106, and he seemed to have returned to the original curious baby.

The learning ability of the systems is particularly strong, and it didn't take long for the department tasks to start, and some systems got love.But I heard that they fell in love with the host, and finally the host returned to the original world, and the two became bitter lovers living in two places in the galaxy.

Later, there were also systems and systems that were in love, but their bodies were just strings of data. Although they could change their shapes freely, they were still not as good as real bodies.

Therefore, some systems took a fancy to this business opportunity and developed various bodies from other planets.The most popular among systems is still human.

But as soon as these bodies come out, there will often be impure groans/groans on Planet Z.The leader took a look, this is not acceptable, our planet Z is such a pure planet, we must stop this obscene behavior.

Then, there is an anti-pornography brigade and countless articles prohibiting pornography. Once violated, the light ones will be fined, and the serious ones will delete the files and rebuild them.

106 also worked in the Human Emotions Department before becoming the anti-pornography captain. Just after he finished the task of a host, the superior gave it a new identity.

Speaking of which, this host is also weird, he has been bullying the target he wants to attack in various ways, but what is particularly strange is that the person who was bullied even said to the host that he hates you to death, but his favorability only increased. Not up.

106 felt a little strange for the first time, never molested the host, and would never be molested by the host. 106 asked this strange host, the host smoked deeply, and said a word in a low-key way: "Dear, do you know what it means to be a kiss?" Cursing is love, the more bad a man is, the more he loves a woman?"

106 thought that the principles he had learned from this host would never be useful, but who knew, 209 suddenly sent it a small obscenity.

It hasn't been long since he became the anti-pornography captain, and this is the first time he has seen such explicit text with his own eyes.In particular, it was sent to it by 209.

It was just looking at it, but the more it looked at it, the more unstable its data became, and it had the urge to do something, especially, imagining the characters in the text as it and 209.

What does 209 issued to it mean?Knowing that it has become the captain of anti-pornography, how dare you show it blatantly?Are you implying something?

106 couldn't figure it out, so he chose the direct way and asked 209.

However, the truth often hurts people, and this little yellow text was posted in a group! 106 was upset, and it remembered what the host said, "Beating is love, scolding is love", so it reported 209 without hesitation.

Facts have proved that although 106's approach is not good enough, it is useful. At least 209 knelt down and called it "dear", although the sentence "please don't report me" was added at the end.

Afterwards, 106 used the name of supervision to spy on 209 anytime and anywhere for public benefit.

After seeing that 209 bought a human body, 106 became restless.It reminded the story of the original system and the host falling in love.

And 209 seems to have a very good relationship with its host.Then what does it buy the body for?Still such a beautiful body!

106 has been paying attention to it, and sure enough, it didn't take long before it put this body into the space of the host, and wore this body, hoping that the first person to see it would be the host.

For some reason, 106 was very angry.It is also the first time to experience this emotion.