To be friends with the villain [quick wear]

"System, are you okay?" Seeing that it didn't speak, Bai Yan still chose to ask with concern.

The system collapsed on the ground, dying, as if muttering to himself: "So it's this feeling..."

"Ah? What?" Bai Yan didn't hear clearly, and it's not a problem to squat all the time, so he chose to sit on the ground, "What's going on? It's not the anti-pornography captain, why did it do that to you?"

"How would I know? I was painting, but it came suddenly. It came and pushed me to the ground without saying a word. I thought it was going to beat me, so I had a fight with it, but... Who the hell knew that the fight would end like this!" The system silently wiped away tears from his heart.

"It didn't say anything? And your system fights like we fight directly with our bodies?"

"...It happened so suddenly, who wants to get so much, of course he did it right away!" The system tugged at two messy long hairs irritably, "As for the words, it said something..."

"What did you say?" Bai Yan was chatting with the system, and found that the overall color change of the space slowed down a bit. Bai Yan speculated that it might be due to the influence of the system's mood.

"It said it liked me?" The system wrinkled its face, and all the words it said were question marks, "Because it likes me, it raped/raped me? What the fuck is this causal relationship?"

"..." Bai Yan suddenly remembered the first world, "Hey, well, Xiao Se did the same to me..."

"..." For a while, the room fell into silence.

"Did you miss some links?" Bai Yan became a relationship counselor, "Think about it carefully."

"What..." The system also sat up from the ground, the beautiful little skirt on it was torn to a horrible extent, as long as the exposed skin was either green or purple, or hickey marks and bite marks, combined with this messy In the studio, one can imagine how fierce the battle was at that time.

When the system and 106 added friends, it seemed that a certain department held a seminar, and the system added a lot of friends that day.But this 106, since the day it was added, it hasn't talked to the system much.Relationships are about people you know.

If we want to talk about the turning point, I'm afraid it was the little Huangwen incident.

correct!The system suddenly remembered that when it sent the file to 106 that day, 106 turned on the communication device directly and asked it what it meant with a smile.

What do you mean... The system supports the forehead, what did it say at the time?

"I'll just let you read the little yellow text I wrote, what's the point? I don't want to have sex with you, right?" Seems like that?Then, it saw 106's latest job description-the captain of the anti-pornography team.

Then again, the system shamelessly begged for mercy, begging 106 to let it go this time, and said that the little yellow text was actually written by it to relatives and friends, and it accidentally sent it by mistake.

emmm... In front of a person who has a crush on her, tell him that the little yellow text I showed him just now was actually for someone else, what will happen?Not only that, but I ran naked/running in front of him!

Damn, it was a big death!

The system couldn't help but burst into tears, 106, you are so boring!If you like me, just tell me, if you want to have sex with me, just tell me, I may not refuse!

"System, you ran away after it fucked you? Didn't you say that you are responsible for something? Do you want to sue him——Your planet also has this law?" Bai Yan looked at the system's memories for a long time and didn't get an answer. , and started a series of gossip inquiries.

"Sue it? Then it will be destroyed..." The system is obviously not very willing to do so.

"Ah? So serious? The laws of your planet are quite strict." Bai Yan thought it was just a prison sentence, "Then what are you going to do?"

"What should I do?" The system's beautiful eyes rolled, and the smile suddenly became wicked, "Of course it's the rape!"

"..." It really is a system, rough enough!

Seeing that the system was about to disappear, Bai Yan immediately went back and asked, "Wait for the system, where is the women's clothing you usually wear for me?"

"Look at the second section of the closet for yourself. I don't have time to worry about you right now." After the system finished speaking, only Barbie's body was left in the studio.

After seeing Barbie's body again, Bai Yan became much calmer. He carried Barbie's body back to the room, and then went to the closet to find clothes.

He can't put on makeup today, so he can only choose a suitable skirt and wig.

So Bai Yan came out of the space, and it was a clean and pretty girl—a student!That's right, there is only this outfit in the second quarter!With long black hair, it is extremely pure.

Boss Yan bent his eyes and admired it for a long time before he pressed him on the bed and tore this cute dress to pieces.

Bai Yan thought to himself, fortunately, there are more clothes in the space than shops, otherwise how could it be enough to tear?

The recording of the reality show has started, and the guests will go for two days.The name of this reality show is "Challenge Yourself", with five male guests and one female guest.

The female guest is Tongya.For a show like a reality show, what is needed is to be open-minded, to be able to make jokes and enliven the atmosphere.

Bai Yan relaxed a little when he heard that it was Tong Ya. After all, it would be a bit awkward to get along and play with people he didn't know.

The location of this recording is an ancient town, and the script is set to travel collectively, requiring the guests to find a way to return to reality in the ancient town.

On the first night of the trip, the guests all rested in the hotel arranged by the program group.From the moment we arrived at the hotel, the camera started to follow.

"The suitcase..." Bai Yan looked at the photographer brother, and then opened his own suitcase. His suitcase was too ordinary. After scanning it, the photographer left the room.

On the second day, Bai Yan heard that every guest had to open their suitcases, and the most amazing one was Gu Qi, who brought a box of Taoist Heart Sutras and a bag of peace charms.

Tong Ya couldn't stop laughing when he found out, and said that the program group is not going to go to the mountain of swords, as for so many safety symbols to ensure safety?

Bai Yan followed with a smile, but his eyes glanced at Gu Qi.

Bai Yan made eye contact: "Brother Qi, did your patriarch send you this?"

Gu Qi made eye contact: "How is it possible, I stole it!"

Bai Yan was startled: "So coquettish?"

Gu Qi smiled: "Hmph, why would he chase me if you don't flirt?"

Bai Yan bowed down: "Admiration, admiration!"

Gu Qi is so humble: "Everyone!"

Gu Qi suddenly pulled Bai Yan aside and whispered, "Little Nannan, you have to cooperate with me, I don't believe that I'm good with others, he's not jealous!"

"So that 'other' is me, right?" Bai Yan couldn't laugh or cry, "Brother Qi, I still have Yan Shi at home..."

"Don't be so stingy, Boss Yan understands." The two brothers Gu Qi put their arms around Bai Yan's shoulders and winked at him.

Bai Yan knew that Yan Shi would not misunderstand, but it was inevitable that he would still be jealous.

I don't know if it was intentional by the director team or Gu Qi was playing tricks, but Bai Yan and Gu Qi were drawn into a group for today's event.They were already familiar people, and the interaction between the two along the way was very interesting, not to mention that Gu Qi was originally an actor who could control all aspects, and the lively atmosphere of the reality show was not a problem.

When the two were looking for props and items, they passed by the musical instrument store. Gu Qi knew that Bai Yan could play the flute, so he asked him to improvise.

Bai Yan wasn't hypocritical, so he chose a song and played it smoothly.After blowing, wipe the flute clean and return it to its original place.

Gu Qi clapped and applauded, and then walked around with his arm around Bai Yan's shoulder and talked about that word.

After finding the props, the three groups of people gathered at the bridge. There is also a river in this ancient town, which can be visited by boat.There is a quick question and answer session here, which tests the tacit understanding of teammates. Whoever answers the most correctly will get on the boat first to reach the next destination.

It is said that Bai Yan and Gu Qi have a good relationship, but neither of them got a single question right, so when they boarded the boat, the two teams in front had already rowed far away.

Bai Yan and Bai Yan complained to each other while boarding the boat.

"My favorite thing is to sleep, you can answer this wrong?" Gu Qi kept talking.

"..." Bai Yan wanted to ask directly, is it the "sleep" he was thinking of?

The two were still muttering to each other. Just as Bai Yan stepped on the boat, the boat suddenly shook violently. He lost his balance and was about to fall into the water. The faces of the program crew also changed.

Gu Qilian stretched out his hand to support him, and then pulled him into his arms.

While Bai Yan was still in shock, he seemed to see Han Xi's shadow on the opposite bank.

"It's okay, be careful!" Gu Qi was also taken aback, if this man fell into the water, Yan Shi might not want to beat him to death.

"It's all right, thank you Brother Qi!" Bai Yan looked at the opposite bank again, but he didn't find Han Xi's shadow anymore.

Just now he clearly looked at it and stepped on it. Could it be, what kind of tricks did Han Xi use to make him, the little girl who hooked up with his husband, fall into the water?

Hey, he's brainstorming again, how could such a thing happen!

However, this cruise ship is just the beginning.The game officially started, and Bai Yan and Gu Qi were at the end of each ring, their luck was bad.

Even if you grab the task card, it will be blown away by the wind, and then seen by people from other teams, so there is no one left.

The program team kept laughing. I thought that everyone in the first episode was not familiar enough, and there would definitely be a lot of embarrassment when it was filmed, but now it seems that the funniest ones in this episode are Gu Qi and Zhuang Yinan. The game is in a black hole, and I am not afraid that there will be no highlights.

At the end of the game in the evening, Bai Yan returned to the hotel and made a phone call with Yan Shi, complaining a lot about the great actor Gu.

"You mean you had a good time with Gu Qi today?" Yan Shi narrowed his eyes, he was still very upset after hearing that his lover had been saying another man's name all night, even if he was a good friend.

"It's okay...well..." Bai Yan suddenly became weak and forcibly changed the subject, "I'll be back tomorrow, can I cook something delicious for you?"

"No, I want to eat you!" Boss Yan strongly refused to be good.