To be friends with the villain [quick wear]

"It's okay, I just bit my tongue." Bai Yan calmed down in time, politely returned to Yu Le, and then smiled at the person on the phone screen, "I'm okay... I was planning to cook a bowl of noodles by myself , but I don’t have any at home. I thought I’d go to the supermarket to buy vegetables anyway, so I went out to eat. By the way, what do you want to eat tonight? I forgot to ask before.”

Sure enough, when Gu Yuanyi heard it, he immediately became pleasant again, and said without feeling nasty: "As long as Xiaoxing makes it, I like it."

Bai Yan was a little embarrassed, and hung up the phone after saying a few more words.

Yu Le sat down beside him, with an unnatural expression on his face, and asked him, "Xiao Xing, is he your boyfriend?"

The reason why he looked back at Yuanyi just now was to reassure Gu Yuanyi, and also to let Yu Le understand that "he" is a family man, and it is not suitable for him to be promiscuous outside.

So Bai Yan replied frankly: "Yes."

Yu Le opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, he just showed a strange face.The boss over there called him, and he got busy, so he didn't notice when Bai Yan left.

With his head drooping, Bai Yan pushed a small trolley at the entrance of the supermarket, asking the system in his mind: "How many hookups did this Shen Yixing have? When did he hook up, and how far did he hook up? He said the phrase 'Treading multiple boats', this Yu Le got a name because he was killed by the villain, what else?"

"Uh..." The system also felt chaotic, but this kind of detective drama wants to be chaotic, but it's really exhausting not to use cheats, "Well, let me apply for you, your 'emotional desalination agent' 'It's useless, let me see if I can replace it with a 'character association board' for you."

"..." Directly exchange gold fingers?This wave of operations is annoying enough.

In this kind of suspense drama, the relationship network is really a super thick golden finger.This time Bai Yan was very satisfied with the system's proposal, and swept away the gloom that he was almost misunderstood by Gu Yuanyi before.

However, the itchy, dry, and tingling sensation in his throat, as well as the bouts of confusion in his brain, made Bai Yan's mood, which had just improved, less beautiful.

I really have a cold, or did I catch a cold because I worked with the big boss for too long... Tsk, why are you so unhappy?

Bai Yan didn't buy any complicated ingredients, so he bought dumpling wrappers, ground some meat, bought a Chinese cabbage and prepared to go back to make dumplings.It's very convenient. Gu Yuanyi usually eats western food, so he should like dumplings once in a while.

Bai Yan didn't abuse himself either, and went back to take the medicine and slept all afternoon.This time he slept soundly, didn't have a single dream, and fell asleep until five o'clock.

So, Gu Yuanyi, who got home at 05 o'clock after get off work at 30:[-], saw Bai Yan still busy in the kitchen as soon as he came back.

Gu Yuanyi's stern face could not help showing some tenderness, and he approached the person who was concentrating on looking at the pot lightly.

"Ah—" A pair of hands suddenly protruded from behind and wrapped around Bai Yan's waist, and he was so frightened that he accidentally pressed the hand that put the dumpling on the edge of the pot. The burning sensation of the high temperature made him gasp in pain.

"Xiao Xing!" Gu Yuanyi hurriedly took Bai Yan's hand, the back of his fair hand turned red, "I'm sorry for scaring you. Wait for me, I'll get the medicine."

Bai Yan looked at Gu Yuanyi's leaving back, still in shock, and scolded his mother in his heart.His mother didn't make a sound at all, and suddenly stretched out a pair of hands from behind, isn't it scary?Just ask me if you are scary or not!

"Don't be afraid, baby! This is not a supernatural world, so it's not that scary!" The system responded.

"No! It's the environment setting where there is a perverted killer by my side at all times, so that when I am alone, the deep and elongated BGM from suspense movies will automatically sound around me." Bai Yan replied solemnly, perfectly concealing his courage. The shortcoming of the villain.

"..." I believe you have ghosts, where did the BGM come from?

Gu Yuanyi quickly brought the medicine over, rubbed it on Bai Yan carefully, and while rubbing the ointment, he gently blew on the back of Bai Yan's hand.

The icy cold feeling from the back of his hand was very comfortable, and most of the pain disappeared. Bai Yan was a little dazed looking at this gentle man with his head bowed.The sound of boiling water tumbling took a long time before he regained his thoughts.

"Ah... dumplings..." Bai Yan pointed to the pot with his other hand, "It must have stuck to the pot, I didn't stir it just now."

Shen Yixing's beautiful eyes in front of him showed a little grievance, pitiful and cute.Gu Yuanyi's heart moved, he couldn't help pulling him into his arms, and said softly: "It's all my fault, I scared you, does it still hurt?"

"No...it doesn't hurt anymore." Bai Yan looked nervously at someone's approaching face, and when his uninjured hand was pulled over, he pressed it on Gu Yuanyi's black suit. Bai Yan got up quickly, "Clothes ..."

Gu Yuanyi turned his head to glance at the bright white palm print on his right shoulder, didn't pay much attention to it, and made a gesture to pull Baiyan again, continuing what he hadn't done just now.

Bai Yan dodged reflexively, looked at the corners of Gu Yuanyi's lips that were gradually lowering, and hurriedly explained in a low voice: "I have a cold, and I don't want to infect you."

The corner of the man's lips curled up again, and he looked at him ambiguously, and asked, "Is it last night? Did you take your medicine?"

Bai Yan's ears turned red, he turned his face to check the dumplings in the pot, and then nodded invisibly.

Gu Yuanyi smiled and rolled his eyes, stopped teasing him, and went out of the kitchen to change clothes.

Bai Yan exhaled heavily.

how to say?When he looked at Gu Yuanyi, he would be very conflicted. On the one hand, he felt that Gu Yuanyi was really gentle, and on the other hand, he was very afraid of Gu Yuanyi's dark side.The overlapping of the two emotions will make him feel unnatural when facing Gu Yuanyi, but he is afraid that he will see this unnaturalness, so he can only find other excuses.

Bai Yan understood that once these excuses were added, Gu Yuanyi would definitely become suspicious, and the end result would be that he was put into seven glass jars.Therefore, he needs to adjust his mentality and restrain his emotions.

"Brother Yi..." After adjusting, Bai Yan took a brave first step, "It's cooked, try it, it shouldn't taste bad."

"Not together?"

"I'll freeze these right away." Bai Yan passed Gu Yuanyi and walked towards the refrigerator, "Eat these in the morning, don't just drink coffee, it's bitter and you won't feel hungry..."

Bai Yan muttered for a long time, but Gu Yuanyi couldn't answer him.Are you not moved?That's right, the quick-frozen handmade dumplings are not as luxurious as the fancy breakfasts of small breads, cakes, fried eggs and milk juice in TV dramas.

Bai Yan already believed that Gu Yuanyi didn't have a big reaction, so when he turned around and saw Gu Yuanyi staring at him with burning eyes, he was still scared and said shit.

"What's wrong? Isn't it delicious?" Bai Yan asked weakly, but his heart was already trembling.Gu Yuanyi's eyes really look like Xiao Se's, especially every time Xiao Se wants to do something inappropriate to him, he looks exactly the same.

Bai Yan felt that his butt was still hurting, and he couldn't help feeling nervous.Gu Yuanyi shouldn't be such a beast, right?He's not well yet, so he shouldn't do that kind of thing, right?

But... Bai Yan watched Gu Yuanyi pull away his chair and strode towards him, but he still felt a little nervous.

Gu Yuanyi pressed Bai Yan's entire back on the refrigerator, inserted her slender long legs between Bai Yan's legs, and pressed Bai Yan's hands on top of her head with one hand, in a domineering and provocative posture.Then, Gu Yuanyi got closer and closer, her thin lips were hot, and after touching Bai Yan's lips, there was a slightly entangled toss and turn, and then she easily pried open Bai Yan's teeth with the tip of her tongue, and her uvula was entwined with Bai Yan for a long time. put.

After this kiss, both of them panted slightly.Bai Yan was so kissed that his legs went limp, and he slid directly into Gu Yuanyi's arms.

He heard the heartbeat from the man's chest, and the sound of the man's subwoofer: "Speak less, go to bed early tonight, or... Be careful, I will eat you!"

"..." Bai Yan felt that his face must now look like he had drunk two catties of old Baigan, and the sky was already full of red clouds.

In the end, Gu Yuanyi ate up the dumplings cooked by Bai Yan, and only missed him eating it again.

Gu Yuanyi's work is very busy. This weekend, the hospital had an emergency patient, so he went back to work overtime.And Bai Yan prepares breakfast and dinner for Gu Yuanyi on time every day, Gu Yuanyi is very happy, and his life is quite relaxed and harmonious.

That's right, Bai Yan felt like he was back in the days when he was shut up in the East Palace by Xiao Se - just like a housewife.

It doesn't seem to be a problem to be taken care of by a man like this.The original owner likes this kind of life, but it doesn't mean that Bai Yan can like it safely.The same is a man, even in this kind of relationship, most men don't just think about attaching to another person.

So, Bai Yan was going to do what the original owner wanted to do before—be a music anchor.

Shen Yixing and Gu Yuanyi met in a bar. Shen Yixing was still in college at the time. Because of his poor family background, he would sing in a bar and work part-time to earn money.And that day, probably in spring, when it was easy to fall in love, Gu Yuanyi came to the bar to relax, and it happened that Shen Yixing was singing.

Then, in a blink of an eye, the four eyes met, and the eyes flashed - the two saw each other.

Well, it's that simple and rude, it's love at first sight.However, Shen Yixing was obviously just interested and playing for fun, but the big boss became more and more serious, so that in the end it was beyond redemption.

It can be seen from this that Shen Yixing's singing skills should be pretty good - he sings too well, how could a perfectionist like Gu Yuanyi like it?

So, here comes the problem.Where did Bai Yan get the money to buy himself the equipment to be an internet anchor?

The original owner asked Gu Yuanyi directly, and Gu Yuanyi, who loves Shen Yixing very much, bought it without saying a word.It's just that Gu Yuanyi never expected that Shen Yixing would become a fan after he became famous.Gu Yuanyi, who had a green grassland above his head, never expected that he would sprinkle spring grass seeds on his head.

The system encouraged Bai Yan to be like Shen Yixing, and directly asked Gu Yuanyi to softly call him "Brother Yi" or "Husband", and tens of thousands of dollars came at the beck and call.Otherwise, use your body to seduce him, and when he is so happy that he doesn't know where to go, he will naturally reward him with a small gold card.The worst thing is to borrow money from Gu Yuanyi.But because of Gu Yuanyi's setting, borrowing money should make him angry.

Therefore, the system strongly recommends the first two methods, ensuring safety and making the big boss happy.

Bai Yan had a skeptical face: "Black Technology, aren't you afraid of looking at the mosaic?"

The system replied solemnly: "Don't be afraid! I have registered our author ID over there now, and I want to write a small pornographic article! Ahahaha, I seem to see countless fans waving to me!"

Bai Yan was terrified: "Did you get too much stimulation and finally decided to let yourself go? Also, won't your little Huang Wen be locked up and reported?"

The system smiled triumphantly, and said: "Of course it will be formal, not only will it be locked, but it will also be mosaiced. But! How many small systems do you build every year that are destroyed by you humans? They all need spiritual food to comfort! Besides, I use data Send it directly to each system in the form of the system, the headquarters will not know!"

The corner of Bai Yan's mouth twitched, "I hope they won't get the virus..."

The system laughed even more presumptuously, and said again: "Hahaha, definitely not! You will be my benefactor, you will be my inspiration..."

Wait, what does the system mean? Doesn't it mean that he is the protagonist in the little yellow text?Bai Yan narrowed his eyes and asked, "Do you have a complaint system?"

"No!" The system asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

"Hehe, it's just to report the hot chicken system that uses the host YY as the protagonist in the little yellow text."

"Sorry, your system is already in standby..."

"……"Oh shit!

"Ding dong"!Someone outside rang the doorbell, Bai Yan put down the food in his hand, and looked down at his watch.At 5:20 p.m., at this point, Gu Yuanyi should not be off work yet.

Bai Yan approached the door and took a look through the cat's eyes.Standing outside the door was a man with good facial features and decent clothes.However, in this kind of suspense drama, who knows if it will be another perverted murderer?

"System, don't pretend to be dead. Help me find out who that person is outside. And when will my relationship board arrive?"

"Oh. The relationship board is coming soon, there should be two or three days..." The system said, "The one outside is your lover, Chen Chen. There shouldn't be any danger, and it's probably here to mess with you. And, remind you In a word, Gu Yuanyi installed a surveillance camera at home while you were asleep two days ago, so be careful."

Monitor... Bai Yan's body tensed up, it seemed that Gu Yuanyi was still not at ease with him.As for the lover...it must be resolved, otherwise Gu Yuanyi will definitely find out more in the future.When the time comes, he will not only be speechless, but also entangled with these lovers, and end up in a glass jar again.

Bai Yan opened the door and smiled politely: "Hi, what's the matter?"

"Xiao Xing?" The person on the other side looked at him suspiciously, a little aggrieved, "Why haven't you come to see me these few days, have you forgotten the appointment before?"

"Oh, you said that..." Bai Yan smiled apologetically, and said to the man, "Let's chat in the coffee shop downstairs."

Bai Yan didn't know where Gu Yuanyi had installed the monitor, so he could only pretend to be dealing with some serious business.He took off his apron, put on a coat, and went out.It's not convenient to settle things like drawing a line with your lover at your current boyfriend's house.

But, how does he know that he is really good at acting and won't be seen by Gu Yuanyi?