I heard you want to see the group leader's women's clothing?

"I've lost my memory."

My boyfriend said so early in the morning.

Pei Mu thought for half a minute, and remembered that today is April [-]st, April Fool's Day.

So it's not surprising that boyfriends pretend to be crazy.only…

Pei Mu hesitated for a while, and felt that at today's stall, it seemed inappropriate to directly interrupt the boyfriend's scene according to the normal process.He hesitated for a few minutes and decided to follow Xing Qi.

"Well, actually..." Pei Mu paused, and said heavily, "I'm not your boyfriend, you've got the wrong person."

"How come, have you forgotten me?" Xing Qi panicked instantly, regardless of the original setting of amnesia, and anxiously reminded, "I am your little cutie!"

Pei Mu wanted to laugh because he was anxious and serious about emphasizing his cuteness, but he held it back, followed the principle of acting and doing a full set, and said with a serious face, "I don't remember, and you Isn't it amnesia?"

"I'm...amnesia."

Xing Qi sniffed, so frightened that she didn't even eat the lollipop.

What to do, my boyfriend doesn't remember me!

And in the dormitory next door, Xiao Li woke up, suddenly put on a solemn expression, and said to Xie Chunhong, who was wearing clothes with his back facing him, and had a pair of fresh tooth marks on the butterfly bone, "I have lost my memory."

Xie Chunhong turned around and stared at him for three seconds before realizing that today is the legendary April Fool's Day.He mercilessly raised his foot and kicked Xiao Li on the shoulder, and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Have you lost your memory?"

"Yeah." Xiao Li remembered the 'game' he planned with Xing Qi yesterday, and nodded stubbornly.

"Well, let me tell you." Xie Chunhong got dressed and jumped off the bed, pointed to the empty bed opposite and said, "We are ordinary roommates, and I don't know who you are, anyway, you will sleep there in the future." side."

separate bed?Xiao Li couldn't hold back when he heard this, and jumped off the bed and followed Xie Chunhong step by step, asking like a dog, "Honghong, are you serious?"

"Screaming or something?" Xie Chunhong rinsed her mouth with mouthwash, wiped her face with a towel, and threw the wet towel at Xiao Li's head, saying domineeringly and decisively, "Didn't you lose your memory? Let's pretend we don't know each other from now on, and walk around when you see me."

This morning, the two people who planned the conspiracy secretly got the same failure in different ways, and there was also a boyfriend who pretended not to know him.

Xing Qi used a small fork to tie up the bun skin on the plate, tilted his head to look at the other side who bought preserved egg thin meat porridge as usual, stirred the boyfriend who let the porridge cool down quickly, thinking in his heart how to restore his memory as soon as possible.

The 'amnesia' Pei Mu didn't feel worried at all, he leisurely ate the steamed stuffed bun that Xing Qi didn't like, seeing him distressed for himself, he suddenly felt... the long-lost relief.

The boyfriend is much more well-behaved than usual, at least he's not messing around.

"Have you heard? That very famous Ji Ling is coming to our school for a concert!"

"Isn't Ji Ling an actor in TV? And he hasn't appeared for a long time. I heard that he quit the circle and went to get married!"

"Hey, hey, you're going too far. The joke I made is still within the believable range. You said it's ridiculous for people to get married..."

The school was full of imaginative nonsense, Xiao Li followed Xie Chunhong all the way to the school cafeteria, trying feebly to make him change his mind.

"Honghong, stop making trouble. Separation is not fun at all. I'm just kidding, April Fool's Day? You're too hypocritical..."

Before Xiao Li finished speaking, Xie Chunhong glared over, "Go ahead!"

"I was wrong!"

Xie Chunhong lined up in front of the window to buy her own breakfast, ignoring the encumbrance that followed.Xiao Li watched him leave with the plate, sighed with great sadness in his heart, took out his meal card and queued up again.

Seeing Xing Qi and Pei Mu from a distance, Xie Chunhong went to sit next to them, and greeted habitually, "Good morning."

"Morning..." Xing Qi took advantage of the opportunity to say hello to him, then remembered his own settings, and repeated stubbornly, "I lost my memory, and now I don't remember who you are, it's because you greeted me that I would understand your."

Xie Chunhong was stunned when she heard the familiar words that were exactly the same as Xiao Li's in the morning, and exchanged glances with Pei Mu.

'Is your child stupid? Xie Chunhong handed over the meaning.

'Well, that one of yours is also stupid? ' Pei Mu returned his gaze.

'Yeah, these two bastards must have colluded! '

Xiao Li bought the breakfast and brought it over pitifully, and found that there was no place next to Xie Chunhong, so he had to sit next to Xing Qi, and exchanged a comrade-in-arms look with him.

'How are you? 'Xiao Li asked with his eyes.

Xing Qi, who didn't know that he was exposed, gave him a sad look, picked up the bun skin and chewed it in his mouth, showing a sad expression.

After breakfast, Xing Qi and Pei Mu went to the classroom for class.The classmates in the class greeted him one after another. Xing Qi kept in mind his current setting and carried out his amnesia to the end. No matter who came over, he pretended not to know him.

Everyone knew what day it was, and they all saw Xing Qi's playfulness.But no one exposed it, and it was rare to have a chance to make trouble with him, and the students all made up their identities to play jokes on Xing Qi.

"Xing Qi, don't you remember? I'm your brother!"

Xing Qi, who was suffering from amnesia, couldn't refute, puffed up her cheeks and thought sullenly: That's not it!

Being molested by classmates and friends, this day passed extremely long.Xing Qi walked to the dormitory in a daze, and reached out to Pei Mu pitifully, "I want a hug!"

"Hold you?" Pei Mu deliberately pretended to be thinking, "Why?"

Xing Qi pursed her mouth, with an expression about to cry, "Because you like me?"

"But aren't we ordinary roommates?" Seeing his sad look, Pei Mu finally couldn't bear it anymore, walked over to hold him in his arms, patted Xing Qi on the back and asked, "Are you still amnesia?"

"I don't want to lose my memory, it's not fun." Little Poor huddled in Pei Mu's arms, deciding not to play amnesia games again.

Pei Mu was very satisfied, it was rare for a bear to admit his mistake.He took out the lollipop, peeled off the candy wrapper and handed it to Xing Qi, and kissed him at the corner of his mouth as compensation for the good morning kiss this morning.

Xing Qi stuffed the sugar into her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, she turned over and knelt on Pei Mu's body, wrapped her arms around his neck and hugged him tightly, lay on Pei Mu's shoulder and twitched.

Pei Mu thought he couldn't cry again, so he twitched aggrievedly, gently stroked Xing Qi's back, and said gently, "Don't make such jokes in the future, I don't want to see you lose your memory at all."

"Hey hey..." Xing Qi laughed a bunch of times, with a hint of success, slobbering with sugar in his mouth, and said with a smile, "I know you haven't forgotten me, look!"

Pei Mu raised his eyebrows, really wanting to spank him on his knee.

compare.The other side of the problem is not so easy to solve.

Xiao Li took the initiative to get into Xie Chunhong's bed, stripped himself naked and warmed the bed for him.And Xie Chunhong clasped her hands in front of her chest, looked at him coldly and said, "Get off."

"Honghong," Xiao Li stretched out an arm from under the quilt, grabbed Xie Chunhong's clothes and said, "I was wrong, and I will never make such jokes again."

Even though he subdued, Xie Chunhong remained unmoved, pointed to the empty bed next to her and said, "Will you sleep on your side, or go to sleep outside."

"Hey, hey, hey," Xiao Li sat up from the bed, the quilt was piled on his waist, revealing his muscular upper body.He tried to reason with his boyfriend, "I'm just joking, what are you doing?"

Xie Chunhong rolled his eyes at him, with a bad expression on his face, "Is this kind of thing a joke? Why don't you talk about breaking up?"

Xiao Li finally understood why he was angry, and said flatteringly, "Even if I'm joking, I wouldn't say we broke up. This time it's my fault, it's my fault. They're all cute, so I have to celebrate April Fool's Day... "

"Xing Qi suggested?" Xie Chunhong asked in surprise.

"Of course!" Xiao Li sold out his teammates quite quickly, and he had already forgotten any moral spirit.

Although this matter was suggested by Xing Qi, it was Xiao Li's idea.He chose to confess and did not intend to tell Xie Chunhong about it.

"Okay," Xie Chunhong's expression calmed down. Before Xiao Li could breathe a sigh of relief, he pointed to the empty bed next to him and said, "Where do you sleep this week?"

Xiao Li, who was still unable to escape the fate of bed separation, felt extremely desolate in his heart.

...

"Do you think I can sing well?" Xing Qi asked Pei Mu who was reciting vocabulary.

CET-[-] and CET-[-] are the most important English proficiency tests in universities. The two of them took CET-[-] in freshman year. Although Pei Mu passed, the score was not too high.In order to make the CET-[-] score look better, he started to review the questions in advance this time.

Xing Qi, who has no problems with grades at all, is worrying about another thing. Soon it will be the final of the anchor competition. Although he has chosen the costume, there is still a gap of about 10 minutes in the content.

"Not good." Pei Mu stopped his thought without thinking.

Xing Qi sang without any ups and downs, with a tone that would die at any time, both he and the listeners felt tired, and it was really not suitable for live broadcast.

Xing Qi knew that he didn't sing well, so he didn't expect Pei Mu to agree.After thinking for a while, he asked again, "What about dancing?"

"Dancing?" Pei Mu recalled it for a while, only remembering watching Xing Qi's peacock courtship dance, and I don't know how good he is at dancing, "Can you?"

"Yes! I can show you a show!" Xing Qi regained his energy immediately, jumped up and said, "Amumu, close the curtains first!"

Pei Mu thought he was shy, looked outside and said, "We are on the seventh floor, so we shouldn't be able to see it from outside."

"No, I want to create the feeling of night." Xing Qi stretched her waist and said expectantly, "The stripteases are all at night!"

Pei Mu's curtains were drawn halfway, and he paused when he heard this, then turned to look at Xing Qi, "What are you talking about dancing?"

"Striptease!" The obsessed child Xing Qi didn't know that the danger was approaching, so he repeated it naively, "It's the kind of dance that takes off clothes."

"Xiao Qi," Pei Mu's eyelids twitched, and asked, "Are you planning to do a striptease during the live broadcast?"

"Yes?" Xing Qi said happily.

Pei Mu took a deep breath and smiled kindly at him.