Goldfinger of the Zerg is going against the sky

Taking Hao Liyou's starship, escaped numerous investigations, and finally arrived near the frontier battlefield.However, during the current war, spaceships outside the cordon cannot enter, and the three of Gu Qin were blocked within the cordon.

Gu Qin was responsible for the IQ of the three-person team. After careful consideration, he decided that everyone should join the army and sacrifice their lives for the country.

When did the protagonist have such lofty ambitions?

Gu Qin (crying with his head in his arms): This is the fastest way to meet Aowei's papa.

His Royal Highness Berkeley looked disapproving, "Let's not say that Hao Liyou, who is a foreigner, cannot join the army. Let's just say that our two male sons were dismantled and eaten in the army before they entered the battlefield."

Gu Qin patted his chest and promised, "I will definitely use my three-inch tongue to persuade the officer to let Hao Liyou join the army. As for the two of us, as long as the disguise is proper, there should be no problem, yes." Then he looked at Octopus buddy, "Hand over the medicine that hides your breath obediently."

In order to solve the height problem, Gu Qin wore 1.7cm height increasing shoes, "[-]m[-], this is my original height."

"You stand out among a group of [-]-meter Zerg females now." This was Berkeley who would kill the Stars if he didn't make sarcastic remarks.

Gu Qin: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Why do you Zerg females have such abnormal heights, please consider the baby's fragile mind.

The three worriedly reported to the local military department.

"Come to join the army?" The officer glanced at the three nervous people.Take a pen and board the plane quickly. "Get your numbers and report to Team F."

Damn, it's that simple?Gu Qin and his friends were stunned.There are no questions, it's too hasty, and the words he prepared are completely useless.

The psychology of military officers is actually very simple. Now is the time of war, who would be so stupid to fish for fish?And now that there is a shortage of soldiers, I am not picky.

"I don't know which team Aowei is in." Gu Qin brought his friends to Team F to report.This is a training team, most of them are rookies who have just joined the army, and they will be trained by officers for a period of time before going to the battlefield.

"The three newcomers, take a good position in the team." The instructor in charge of the training is a young female. She glanced at the three of them, pointed at Hao Liyou and said, "This is a forward, you are not suitable to come here, go Logistical report."

Hao Liyou waved to his partners and reluctantly bid farewell.

"Although we are fighting in mechas, we can't slack off in physical training. If you lose your mechas, you can only rely on yourself." The instructor looked at his watch, "Now stand at the military pace for 10 minutes."

Unexpectedly, he could experience the thrill of military training in his lifetime, Gu Qin felt sad from his heart.However, in less than 10 minutes, the pampered and pampered prince couldn't hold it anymore, "Report sir, someone has suffered from heat stroke."

Soon someone came to carry him down, and the instructor signaled everyone to continue.

Hey, why am I the only one left?Do you want to pretend to faint? I never knew I was so heat-resistant.My legs are so sore.I couldn't help pinching, and suddenly received the instructor's stern gaze.Fuck.Stand up straight now.

After the training was finally over, Gu Qin felt that he was going to fall apart, hey, since I followed Aowei's papa, I haven't suffered any more, and I don't know what's going on with him.I still can't contact him here, and the communication always shows that the signal is poor and cannot be connected.

Fortunately, I asked Hao Liyou to prepare medicine for bruises, and went to the toilet to wipe.As soon as the bottle cap was unscrewed, I suddenly heard an abnormal growl from the compartment.

This voice is... an inexplicably ominous premonition.

"Ah... um..." Someone in the cubicle then made a more outrageous voice.

Gu Qin blushed so hard that he was about to explode, brother, why did you masturbate in the toilet?Even if you want to fight, don't be next to me! ! ! (In fact, the Zerg is very open and can be in heat almost anytime and anywhere.)

Simply!Being forced to listen to someone else masturbating is really not the usual sour (bu) cool, especially if the other person is a man (female).

After finally getting through to the other party, who knew that the shameless guy next door knocked on the partition and asked him if he smelled good.

"It smells so good, I'm going to suffocate." If he didn't consider that if he went out rashly, he would scare the other party and cause some kind of sequelae, he would have stayed in the toilet for so long!As a place of reincarnation of five grains, the smell here is simply not too "beautiful". You actually told me that it smells good, you must be sick!

Anyway, the other party is over, and I can finally go out.Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he bumped into a wall of human flesh.

Damn, dead pervert, what are you doing in front of my toilet door?Gu Qin raised his head to see which pervert it was, so as not to encounter peeping or something in the future.

"Teach... the instructor."

Perhaps it was because of the slap in the face just now that the instructor lost his sternness on his face and instead became a little flattering. "Are you sure you didn't smell anything?" The voice was hoarse, and it sounded sexy.

Gu Qin told the truth, "I smell the stinky smell after the reincarnation of the five grains, I also smell the pungent and clear smell of toilet cleaners, and I even smell the smell of some kind of liquid after you just finished work... oh no scent."

The instructor narrowed his eyes slightly, with a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth, and slowly approached Gu Qin.

"What do you want?" Gu Qin was blocked and couldn't push him away.He watched the other party hug him, and then felt a chill on his neck.He licked himself! ! !

"You pervert!" Gu Qin no longer cared that he was an instructor, and slapped him on the back desperately. "Let go of me."

The instructor ignored Xiongzi's little chuicui, "You are delicious, little Xiongzi."

… After being stunned for a few seconds, Gu Qin fell into panic.I rub it, how did he find out?It's over, do I lose my virginity? Σ(°△°|||)︴

It seemed that someone else was coming, and the instructor gave Gu Qin a sip, "Honey, you don't want to reveal your identity, do you?"

Gu Qin: Is this a threat?This is absolutely blackmail.

"Come with me, be good." He took Xiao Xiongzi's little hand, felt it felt good and couldn't help touching it, "Sami, my name."

"Why don't you call me an idiot." I couldn't help but complain.

"'Stupid'? Is that your pet name?" Sammy asked, smiling softly.

Hehe, don't get me wrong...

Brought to the instructor's office, little Gu Qin was sitting upright, ready to welcome the love(?) from a single woman.

Sami didn't expect to meet Xiongzi so soon. If God gave him another chance, he would definitely not have sex in the toilet and leave a bad impression on Xiongzi.However, it seems that if you don't go to the toilet, you won't be able to meet Yuko.He knelt down on one knee, held Xiongzi's right hand, printed a kiss on it as he wished, and proposed to Xiongzi affectionately. "Baby, please allow me to protect you?"

Gu Qin refused without thinking.

Sammy picked up his glass heart and continued to fight shamelessly. "Baby, my salary is 500 billion a year, and my property is 5 planets..."

Gu Qin remained unmoved until——

"Be my partner, my military training can give you water." Sami couldn't find a good reason, so he barely made it up to make up for it. Unexpectedly, Xiongzi reacted a little bit, and he continued to seduce, "Think about being someone else sweating profusely." During military training under the scorching sun, you can enjoy the treatment of air-conditioned cold drinks."

"Is your position high?" Gu Qin had a suspicious expression.

"Of course." Sami was full of confidence. "I can assure you that I have the highest position in this army besides Admiral Ovi. If it weren't for the lack of instructors for recruits, I would have been on the front line."

"Then I reluctantly agree." A high position means that there are many people in contact, and you can find Aowei's papa as soon as possible.As for the partner or something, Ovi agrees to say it again, don't forget that your military rank is not as high as others.

Sammy circled around happily, and asked Gu Qin with a blushing face, "Baby, when shall we start xxoo?"

Gu Qin: I don't understand what you are saying. →_→

"Baby, I have very good skills. If you lie down, you don't need to move..."

"Baby, or I can lie down..."

The opponent has its own ignoring skills, and randomly triggers taunting special effects.

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In other words, how did Sami know that Gu Qin is male?

Zerg has more females and fewer males than a day or two. Females who have been single for a long time will suffer from single syndrome. The symptoms are: impatience, irritability, world-weariness and other negative emotions.In order to maintain social order and protect the peace of the universe (the warlike and irritable Zerg is also the main race of planetary aggression), some scientists have developed artificial compound male sex hormones, which can relieve the condition of most single dogs and benefit the entire Zerg and even the entire universe , so the invention won the "Interstellar Noel Chemistry Award"

Even if it is artificially compounded, it is also a male hormone, and male worms cannot smell it.At first Sami suspected that there was something wrong with Gu Qin's nose, but this conclusion was denied when he heard that the other party clearly smelled something else.After licking his bodily fluids, the sweetness is a thousand times more delicious than artificial compound hormones, the answer is very clear.

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to create an evil and domineering Shou Er, but it seems that the collapse is not one point or two, just kidding. .