Goldfinger of the Zerg is going against the sky

"Want to take a walk-and-go trip?"

Gu Qin looked at the black font that inexplicably appeared on the computer, "Damn it, my lol." He was a little upset when he was forced to interrupt the game, and he stared at the computer screen, "What kind of virus is this? ?”

"I'm not a virus. It's a software developed by the Alimoyas. You are lucky to be the only galaxy test player we have drawn."

Gu Qin: (⊙o⊙) My eyes are as big as quail eggs.

"This is a software designed for the communication of different races. The Alimoya people have perfected the research on the soul body. This software is called 'Interstellar Travel'. planet, allowing you to experience the lives of different races."

As one of the majority of nerds, Gu Qin has been immersed in a certain point of literature for many years, and it is impossible not to have one or two hot (zhong) blood (er) dreams in his heart. "From then on, I will get rid of this rotten body and become a brilliant ambassador for alien exchanges. From then on, I will rise to the top, get promoted and raise my salary, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, I am a little excited. .*^o^*"

"Have you made up your mind?"

"Okay. Fight hard while you are young."

"Which galaxy do you choose?" Several galaxy names appeared on the computer screen.

Choose phobia again, "This... this... I don't know any of them."

"You can choose to draw randomly."

"Okay, one at random." The voice fell, and the names on the computer screen disappeared one by one, leaving only one - Four Leaf Galaxy, main race group: Zerg, galaxy civilization level: Advanced III.

"Zerg..." Gu Qin couldn't help but think of those disgusting molluscs on the earth, and his hair stood on end.

The computer promptly explained: "The four-leaf galaxy is one of the few advanced III galaxies in the interstellar, and the Zerg is a humanoid similar to the earth." The screen showed the whole picture of the four-leaf galaxy and a three-dimensional image of the Zerg.

Gu Qin stared at the picture of a Zerg male who was many times stronger than the people on Earth, and swallowed, "Are all Zerg people so strong? Will I be crushed..."

"Zergs are generally more than two meters tall. Players don't have to worry about physical problems. The carrier of interstellar travel is the soul body. We will arrange a body that fits the soul body for you."

"Then I'm relieved, let's start, I can't wait to see what girls from other planets look like." Within a few seconds, the young man in front of the computer fainted.Efficient enough!Give five-star praise.

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In a laboratory on Alimoya.

"I remember that Zerg seems to have no females, and their body structure is the same as that of Earth males."

"Well. That's true." The colleague replied.

"Will we be too unkind in this way?"

"Who is Zerg is the main investor of our research institute, and now it is hard to find a soul that fits the Zerg son, so you don't have to worry about the next funding."

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Let's talk about our protagonist, the current coordinates are a high-level planet - a place where birds don't shit.

Look at the obviously shorter body, and the desolate surroundings, except for grass and trees.Gu Qin wanted to complain, what about the agreed-upon high-level planet with a figure over two meters?Greening is so good!

"Didi, congratulations on winning the prize 'Voice Communication' plus hidden talent skills."

"Who do I talk to in this place where nothing shit happens? And what are the hidden skills, you should explain clearly." Gu Qin was about to go crazy.

"Didi, the transmission mission is over, and the system will automatically destroy it. I wish you a pleasant trip."

"What about the after-sales service? What about the warranty? Bad reviews, I want to complain!"

Gu Qin pinched his obviously tender face, not sure if it was a loss or a gain, and with this height, he hoped to grow to 1.8 meters.Sighing, looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle, my sadness is so great.

"Hey, is that... a shooting star?" A brighter and brighter light in the sky shot towards where he was. "Wow." He hurriedly ran away, and the unknown object behind him hit a place two meters away from him.

Although he was not smashed into meatloaf, he ate a mouthful of ashes.Gu Qin couldn't tell because he was suffering, so he looked back to see what the hell it was.

"It turned out to be a flying saucer." The smoke cleared and the true face of the unknown object was seen.The front end of the flying saucer made a strange sound, and then a hole appeared, and the transparent floating ladder slanted down, and an octopus-shaped alien was sent down by the floating ladder.

Gu Qin looked at the octopus alien in front of him, and stared at him. (Gu Qin: Actually, I'm not nervous at all. Who are you kidding!)

The other party seemed a little embarrassed, so he spoke first, "I'm very sorry, my spaceship's landing system had a malfunction and I almost caused you harm. I'm very sorry." Although the other party's chattering language was different from any language on Earth , but Gu Qin could understand it. Could this be the "language skills" given by those black businessmen?

"Are you the Zerg, a local resident here?" What he said came from the same road as the other party, and the black merchant from Alimoya finally gave him a practical thing.

"Zerg, are you not a Zerg? Yes, the Zergs on the Starnet are tall and strong, you look so weak." The alien waved his eight soft hands or horns. "I'm from Alimoya in the galaxy next door. What about you?"

"Alimoya!" Gu Qin was furious, and threw himself on the alien in front of him without hesitation, "You black merchant! Alimoya's black merchant."

The people who were beaten were the Alimoyas, a race known for their brain power in the interstellar world. Their own body structure determined that they had strong brains and simple limbs.Facing Gu Qin's beating, the aliens had no choice but to beg for mercy.He didn't understand, how did he offend him?Could it be that the other party is a Zerg, and I accidentally laughed at him?

Only when Gu Qin was tired from beating did he let the octopus go. "You Alimoya people are really disrespectful!"

As soon as the alien heard the other party say bad things about his species, he didn't care about being beaten again, and immediately argued, "Don't talk nonsense, we Alimoya people are the most trustworthy."

Gu Qin glared at him, then drooped down, and cried to the alien who had known each other for less than an hour, didn't even know the name of the other person, and even beat him himself, crying about his experience, saying how he was raped by Alimoya's black businessman. Pit, now I don't know where to go in this place where the birds don't shit.

"Well, maybe they miscalculated the teleportation location." This octopus alien is obviously a good person, and he couldn't bear to learn what happened to Gu Qin, so he immediately ignored the other party's beating him, "Otherwise you and Let me go! This is the first time I have come to an alien planet to do business away from my home planet. You can be my assistant. I will take you out of here and go to the luxurious place of Guluo Star." It turns out that this planet is called Guluo Star.

"That's really up to you." There is a free ferry ticket in front of you, and only a fool will refuse. "I'm Gu Qin, from Earth in the Milky Way."

"My name is Hao Liyou." The octopus alien waved his paw excitedly because he made friends on an alien planet for the first time.

"Hao Liyou?" Gu Qin grinned, and the two brothers hugged Hao Liyou's big head, "In the future, we will have the same blessings and share the difficulties. Hao Liyou!"

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Gu Qin didn't know that his little friend's kind behavior changed his destiny.Before they left the place, the army of the Zerg came after them.

"Report sir, there are no signs of life within a radius of ten miles."

"Damn it, Ali Moya's group of octopuses are playing tricks on us, saying that the male son was teleported here without even a shadow." The officer managed to win this opportunity to pick up the male son, but the reality hit him too hard.

"Alimoya's research institute said that they chose this place because they were afraid that teleportation would cause riots in the city center. Could Xiaoxiong run away?" The deputy explained kindly, but was beaten by the chief, "Have you seen Which thin-skinned and tender-skinned male can run like that?"

The assistant expressed his grievance, "I haven't seen Xiongzi in my lifetime." T_T

"Me too!" T_T

#On the sorrow of the 99% female singleness rate in the Zerg society#

The author has something to say: There are too few Zerg texts that suit your taste, so I have to do it myself.