Monster Apartment

It was rare for Gu Bai to lie in bed once, and he didn't even grab today's heaven and earth vitality.

Mr. Si's quilt was warm, and there was a pleasant fragrance that Gu Bai couldn't tell the source of.

After Si Yiming got up, Gu Bai quickly grabbed the quilt and rolled it up, rolled himself into a big white steamed bun, and buried his head in the soft pillow.

The pillow was not high, but it was quite soft and comfortable to sleep on, completely different from the pillows on his own bed.

When Si Yiming came back from washing, he saw a bulging white ball rolling on the bed.

The dumpling stuffing is still arching around in the skin.

Mr. Si walked to the side of the bed, hugged the big white dumpling, picked it up effortlessly, shook it, and shook out the Gu Bai stuffing inside.

Gu Bai raised his hand to hug the pillow, rubbed it against him, and showed half of his face to look at Si Yiming.

Si Yiming looked at Gu Bai who was wearing his pajamas loosely and sleeping on his bed, and took a deep breath.

He looked away, loosened the quilt, and said, "Hurry up and get up, and let's go to Bai Ze's house after dinner."

Gu Bai was taken aback for a moment, then he remembered what Bai Ze told him to go to his house to get something.

Said it was a jade slip.

Gu Bai checked the jade slips, and said they are jade slips, which are generally used to record some information.

Gu Bai couldn't think of any information that a high-end beast like Bai Ze would have to tell him.

He stood up and asked casually, "What is it?"

"I don't know." Si Yiming also replied casually, "It's not a trivial matter that Bai Ze can remember several times."

For example, let Bai Ze insist on digging mud for an unknown number of years.

Gu Bai nodded, then pulled on the oversized slippers and walked into the washroom step by step.

Mr. Si stared at Gu Bai's feet without socks, thinking about going back to buy a pair of slippers that fit the size, and the cloakroom should be cleaned up a bit, and half of the space should be freed up to buy clothes for Gu Bai.

In addition to having to find Zhu Niaoding's Xia Jin, Mr. Si also planned to let his human assistants go to major brand stores to scan the goods.

From hats to shoes to detailed to fat times, buy and buy everything.

Otherwise, it would be too exciting for Gu Bai to live in his house and wear his clothes every day, and he couldn't bear it.

Mr. Si did as soon as he thought of it, lowered his head and sent a message to his assistant, and then entered the kitchen in a good mood.

Mr. Si is going to cook noodles and lay eggs.

He rolled up his sleeves, revealing the shiny watch on his wrist.

Mr. Si paused, turned his head and took off the watch first, put it on the coffee table in the living room away from oil fume, then walked back, filled the water and started the fire.

When Gu Bai was washing up, he smelled an extremely fresh scent.

He sniffed hard and felt his stomach rumbling. After washing his face, he touched his belly and ran into the kitchen with his slippers on.

"It smells so good!" Gu Bai leaned over to the side of the pot to take a look, and found that noodles were being boiled in the pot, and there were two bowls of soup beside it.

The soup base is milky white, without a trace of oil on the surface, and there is no common chopped green onion floating on it.

But the aroma came out, like a well-done broth, with a rich and delicious aroma, which made people's index fingers move.

Gu Bai didn't even need to think about it, this must not be the soup made by Mr. Si.

He couldn't help but picked up the bowl and took a sip, smacked his lips, took a sip to heaven, and felt that something was wrong when he tasted it carefully.

He took another sip and asked, "Mr. Si, where did you get this soup?"

Si Yiming paused: "Can't it be me?"

Gu Bai glanced at him, showing an awkward yet polite smile.

Si Yiming snorted, but he was proud: "I asked the rabbit spirit from Penglai Mountain to make a thick soup treasure."

Now this thick soup treasure is hanging on Zhai Liangjun's platform, the sales are hot, and it was sold out as soon as it was put on the shelves, and the rabbit's mouth almost burst into four.

Rabbit Jing's thick soup is made in a different way from that of human beings. They retain the fragrance and aura of the broth to the greatest extent.

Monsters always have more wonderful means than humans.

In addition, they have been immersed in the way of gourmet food for many years, and the ingredients that are fished out after hanging the soup are changed by their hands, and it becomes a new delicacy.

This kind of profit-making business makes the rabbits very happy. Every day, they hang high soup to produce thick soup treasures, and develop many new tastes and dishes.

According to Canglong, who guards that area, recently there has been a delicious smell near the mirage of Penglai Mountain all day long.

Bisque treasure.

Gu Bai nodded suddenly, no wonder he tasted something wrong, after all, no matter how magical the technique is, it must be different from the broth just out of the pot.

He looked at the soup in the bowl, then walked around Si Yiming and looked into the uncovered pressure cooker, and found that there was still half a pot of soup left, he simply drank up the soup in the bowl, and filled it up happily. Got a new bowl.

Si Yiming glanced at him, and when he had finished the second bowl and filled the third bowl of Ton Ton and was enjoying himself, he sighed, turned off the fire, took another bowl out, and filled it with soup. Decorate.

Gu Bai came out of the kitchen with the noodles in his hand, watched Mr. Si pour the noodle soup into a dry pan and then poured oil into the pot and beat the eggs. After thinking about it, he still didn't say anything.

In fact, the eggs are usually fried first and then the noodles are boiled, Gu Bai whispered in his heart, but he couldn't help laughing two small dimples on his face.

Looking at this unprofessional look, he knew that Mr. Si had never been close to the kitchen, and now he ran into the kitchen early in the morning to make breakfast for him, Gu Bai thought it was so beautiful to the bottom of his heart.

He sucked on the noodles, and when he looked up, he saw the wrist watch carefully placed on the coffee table in the living room.

In order to avoid falling to the ground, Mr. Si deliberately put it in the middle.In order to avoid getting dust, Mr. Si put a piece of cloth under the watch, on which a not-too-complicated circular formation was drawn.

Gu Bai knew it, it was dustproof.

Gu Bai looked at the watch for a while, then at Mr. Si who was frying eggs in the kitchen, and couldn't help but smirk twice.

It's great to be in love!

What a joy to fall in love!

Gu Bai thought about it seriously, he completely forgot his previous thought that falling in love would delay his studies and delay his earning money, and he even felt very happy.

Si Yiming fried four eggs, and when he came out with a plate, he saw Gu Bai laughing foolishly while drinking the soup.

He sat down beside Gu Bai and asked, "What are you happy about?"

"It's nothing." Gu Bai replied, with an unfinished smile on his face.

Si Yiming didn't have to ask the reason, he was also happy when he saw Gu Bai's happy expression.

Gu Bai sandwiched an egg, took a bite of the fried crispy edge, and made a "crack" sound.

Gu Bai looked at his Mr. Si, and took the initiative to find a topic: "You said before that you don't want to go to Bai Ze's house alone. Is there any danger in Bai Ze's house?"

"It can't be called dangerous."

Mr. Si looked at the empty bowl in front of Gu Bai, and simply pushed his own bowl of noodles to him.

"The things in his house are weird and weird. If you are not careful, you may turn into something weird when you go in and out of the human form."

Gu Bai was taken aback: "Can it be turned into something else?"

Mr. Si sold out his colleagues without hesitation: "A few days ago, the white tiger became a cat after becoming enlightened, and his brain also degenerated. After being adopted by humans for more than a month, his eggs were almost cut off."

Gu Bai felt cold down below.

He blinked, thankful that he had always been obedient and obedient.

"Okay, let's eat quickly. After eating, I'll take you to have a look. He also has a lot of gadgets over there." Si Yiming said.

Gu Bai was a little curious about this, he ate the noodles and fried eggs in a hurry, and praised Mr. Si's cooking skills.

Then he took the after-dinner fruit that Mr. Si gave him, and followed him to Bai Ze's house.

Bai Ze's house never locks the door, and doesn't even need a key at all.

Gu Bai watched in surprise as Mr. Si directly opened the door of Bai Ze's house, and couldn't help but ask, "Doesn't it use a key?"

Si Yiming shook his head: "Bai Ze is so stupid that he even tricks himself. No one would come to him to steal things in their free time."

Not to mention the earlier history.

Just talking about the more than 300 years since Jiuzhou Shanhaiyuan was established, in Si Yiming's memory, Bai Ze turned himself into cats, dogs, parrots, table lamps, dust, glass ballpoint pens and other messy things.

Once turned into a goldfish.

Because he was not lying on the floor in the water, struggling and gasping for a full week, he was picked up and put into the water when he came up to see if the demented beast was still alive after a while.

These are routine operations.

The more unconventional ones are that they touched something and lost all parts of their body except the head. The youkai, who had never seen a ghost, was scared to death.

Although it is a bit embarrassing to say that monsters are afraid of ghosts, monsters are generally afraid of ghosts.

Haven't you seen Ms. Xuhuang in the entire sixth unit? Before, the painted skin ghosts had to pick their skins when they came to the door. Whether it was human skin or monster skin, the painted skin ghosts didn't pick.

They even prefer monster skins a little more, because monsters are generally good-looking.

Ms. Huang, a painted skin ghost who has lived for many years, is cowarded by ordinary monsters, for fear of being skinned accidentally.

While gossiping with Gu Bai, Si Yiming walked into Bai Ze's house.

Bai Ze's house is not so much a home as it is a warehouse with a living function that can kill obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Moreover, it is the kind of warehouse that will be quickly flooded by all kinds of pouring things after accidentally breaking the delicate balance.

The only thing that can be seen clearly without being covered up is a calligraphy hanging on the wall.

Letter: Refuse to paint spiritual paintings, and do not be Bai Zeqian.

The inscription is Bai Ze, and there is a hoof print on the side that should be Bai Ze's body.

Gu Bai looked at such a home with shock written all over his face.

"Because it will be messed up by Bai Ze after sorting it out." Si Yiming explained.

After all, he is a divine beast who loses his mind every day. Who knows when the memory in his mind will be when he suddenly wants to find something.

Anyway, within two days after tidying up, it became a mess again. The property owner who was bloodied because of tidying up directly chose to give up treatment, and stopped helping tidy up even if he was beaten to death. Later, he simply piled up here in a mess .

Gu Bai was terrified when he heard it: "Then... the jade slip?"

"Yeah." Si Yiming nodded, pointing at the messy things, "We have to hunt for treasure."

You can't use aura yet, who knows what will be accidentally drawn out with a little aura.

Gu Bai hesitated to speak, he understood why Mr. Si told him not to come to Bai Ze alone.

If he accidentally turned into a goldfish, he probably wouldn't be able to die and struggle for a whole week.

I'm afraid it was cold on the spot.

Gu Bai was timid, he leaned against the door and asked in a low voice: "Then what if..."

"You have to look for it, just be careful." Si Yiming pointed at Gu Bai's bracelet, "Don't collapse the things here, after finding one, put one in the bracelet, and clean up a place first. "

Gu Bai stood at the door, lowered his head and rubbed his hands.

Seriously feel and cherish it first, maybe it will become a dog's paw or a fish's fin after a while.

Si Yiming looked at him like this, a little funny.

He walked in carefully, and said: "Don't worry, I'm here."

Gu Bai took a deep breath, nodded, and as soon as he lifted his foot to go in, he quickly retracted.

He stubbornly opened the door, looked at Si Yiming who had spoken confidently just now, his face turned pale with fright: "Mr. Si, you, you, you, your leg is gone!"

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