Monster Apartment
Chapter 2 With all due respect, are you a primary school student?
Kyushu Shanhaiyuan.
A monster settlement hidden in human society has been established for more than 300 years.
This old-fashioned monster settlement has ushered in a wave of human security forces for the first time today.
The security guy at the security booth at the gate was stupefied when faced with the sweaty policemen riding over on a small electric donkey.
"Hello, comrade! We have received the police."
The little police officer is quite young, judging from his unskilled way of showing his ID, he is probably an intern.
"No. 001 Shanhai Road, the owner of Room 666, Shanhaiyuan, Jiuzhou called the police, saying that he had encountered a violent accident."
Security guy: ...
Security guy:? ?
Isn't room 666 the new little monster?
The little policeman was a little anxious: "I have to go in!"
Security guy: "..."
No, do you know who lives here?
Can you stop the violence here? ?
The security guy was shocked and thought about it. In order to avoid the attention of these ordinary people in this community, he finally sat on the police's little donkey and ran to Unit [-].
Gu Bai clutched his phone, squatting nervously at the entrance.
Mr. Actor is still screaming, and Ms. Huang is obviously out of breath. Hearing the sound, the two people are probably circling around the corridor on the sixth floor.
Occasionally, it was mixed with the restless scolding and slamming of doors from neighbors in this building. For a while, the high-end, western-style, quiet and peaceful apartment building was as noisy as a vegetable market.
Gu Bai lowered his head and looked at the contact record page of his mobile phone. On the 110 was a private number that was called in. It was the number of the small policeman who was dispatched by the police. Just now, he called and said that he had entered the community.
This made Gu Bai heave a sigh of relief, but he couldn't help shrinking his neck when he heard the howling of the actor outside, and he clenched his phone tightly, giving spiritual support to the actor who was suffering from violence outside.
Mr. Zhai, hold on a little longer.
The police uncle is coming!
Be strong, Mr. Zhai!
Gu Bai encouraged Mr. Yingdi in his heart.
Gu Bai has always trusted the police since he was a child.
When he was young and didn't understand anything, his father told him to call the police uncle if he needed anything.
Therefore, the police stations in various jurisdictions were the ones Gu Bai contacted the most from his childhood.
From being caught by a thief at home to being unable to do homework, he would copy a soft milky voice, and run to the landline to call the police at the local police station.
It is already a conditioned reflex for Gu Bai to call the police when something happens.
Just as Gu Bai was trying his best to encourage Mr. Actor, who was being pounded outside, there was another howl outside the door, accompanied by a "clang".
Gu Bai couldn't help hissing lightly, turned his head to face the door, hesitating whether to look at the battle situation through the cat's eyes again.
Just as he was lying on the door to look out, he heard the sound of the elevator door opening.
Then there was an angry shout: "Police! Stop it!!"
The movement outside the house stopped abruptly.
It was as if the pause button had been pressed for time, and everything was silent for a while.
Gu Bai admires and admires the deterrent power of the police.
If he didn't really like painting, Gu Bai felt that he would definitely work hard to become a glorious people's policeman!
Mr. Zhai and Ms. Huang—including the residents of the entire building—could never imagine that they would face the human police one day.
And it was the police who reported to them from within their households.
This is something that a silly child released from the family tossed about!
So when Gu Bai opened the door, he was surrounded by the residents of the entire apartment building who were still staying at home.
Gu Bai, who had just popped his head out, instantly cowered back.
"What are you looking at!" Huang Yining stepped on the soft carpeted corridor with her white and tender feet, holding her high-heeled shoes as the murder weapon in one hand, knocked on the railing of the corridor, and pointed at the girl who poked her head out. The brows of the gang were upside down, "What are you looking at! Go back to the nest for my old lady! Otherwise, I will come to you tonight!"
As soon as she said this, the whole building became refreshed in the next second.
The policeman stared blankly at this domineering and natural force, and was also shocked.
Huang Yining looks gentle and pleasant, she belongs to the type that looks amazing at first glance and becomes more and more beautiful, so even if her acting skills are like a puddle of mud, most of her fans are throwing money at her face.
Coupled with the fact that Huang Yining has an elegant and intellectual image that is kind, gentle, and highly emotional, and never gets involved in big productions that require acting skills, he is very popular in the circle.
At least, no one has ever seen Huang Yining's fierce look.
Gu Bai poked out half of his head carefully, looked around, found that other residents had retreated, he was relieved, and ran out wearing slippers.
He looked at the uniform of the little policeman and felt very friendly. He pulled the slippers and walked to him, and tugged at the hem of the policeman who was still in a daze: "Mr. Police, I called the police."
"Violent incidents...?" the film policeman asked.
Gu Bai pursed his lips and nodded.
According to the general processing flow, it should be mainly mediation.
The trainee police officer Xiao Pian felt very short of breath in the face of the two bigwigs in the entertainment industry. He turned his head and looked at his face full of trust. He looked at his caller with shining eyes, and deeply felt the responsibility of being a people's policeman.
He took a deep breath, and then followed the teachings of his predecessors, bit the bullet and gave some ideological education to these two big men who obviously didn't take him seriously.
The little policeman doesn't know if he taught those two big bosses, but he must have educated the little cutie who called the police.
Gu Bai listened seriously, and even dragged his slippers with joy to send the little policeman who had completed his ideological education downstairs.
When he came back by the elevator, Ms. Huang had already cornered Mr. Zhai.
She was supporting the wall with one hand, while holding a sharp high-heeled shoe with the other hand, she was gesturing on Mr. Zhai's third leg, and said viciously: "If you dare to rob me of a man again, I will take you off!" !"
Mr. Zhai, who was cornered by the wall, whimpered loudly.
Ms. Huang withdrew her hand in satisfaction, went to pick up the other high-heeled shoe she had thrown aside, and then opened the door of No. 665. Before entering, she glanced at Gu Bai who was standing at the elevator entrance.
Gu Bai felt a chill in his lower body, and took three steps back abruptly, watching Huang Yining enter the room with his head held high like a goddess of victory, and then tremblingly walked up to Mr. Zhai who had fallen into a ball in the corridor around.
Gu Bai has never seen a woman like Huang Yining since he was a child, probably because of his baby face that can inspire women's motherly love. The women Gu Bai met were all gentle and gentle to him, just like a warm spring breeze .
This is the first time Gu Bai has seen this kind of treatment of an adult man, who would beat him up if he disagreed with him, and even forced him into a corner and aggressively said that he was going to take off his third leg.
Gu Bai looked at Mr. Zhai who was in a mess, and felt that it was a little pitiful to leave him here alone.
He had just been beaten and threatened to have his third leg removed.
Although the reason is uh... robbing men.
Thinking of this reason, Gu Bai immediately began to hesitate between going or not.
Mr. Zhai might feel ashamed now, having his sexual orientation exposed in front of a stranger like him, and being chased and beaten by such a beautiful lady.
His head is buried in his arms now, maybe he was hit in the face and doesn't want to be seen?
Gu Bai thought about it, decided to pretend to be ignorant, and exited quietly.
But the moment he lifted his foot, Mr. Zhai raised his head with a whimper, and looked up at him, his eyes were like a poor golden retriever abandoned by its owner.
When Gu Bai heard this Mr. Zhai, he sighed softly and sadly, and then said to him, "I'm so hungry."
Gu Bai: ...
Gu Bai:? ? ?
After being beaten up and threatened to have your third leg removed, your reaction is to be hungry? !
Zhai Liangjun stood up, Gu Bai realized that his height was only up to his shoulders.
"What's your name, little guy?" Zhai Liangjun asked while arranging his clothes.
"Gu Bai." Gu Bai replied obediently, "I know you, Mr. Zhai."
"Why did you call the police?" Zhai Liangjun held 12 points of patience for the little boy in front of him, and gently warned him, "We live here with unusual identities. If something really happens, we will coordinate internally and don't need to alert others."
Gu Bai looked at the actor in front of him, and then at the closed door of Room 665, thinking of their status in the entertainment industry, he nodded with a look of surprise.
Gu Bai realized that he had just called the police, which might bring trouble to these two.
"Sorry, Mr. Zhai." Gu Bai pursed his lips, feeling very guilty.
Zhai Liangjun looked at this well-behaved little cub in front of him, and looked at the other party looking up at him very seriously, with clear eyes and apologetic sadness on his face, as if he could cry in a second.
Mr. Zhai moved his fingers slightly, then stopped, and then moved again.
Finally, he still couldn't control his rambunctious hands, he raised his hands and rubbed Gu Bai inhumanely.
Ahhh, whose cub is this!
I haven't seen such a cute, cute and easy-to-pinch little monster in 800 years!
How so cute!
"Gu Bai!" Zhai Liangjun pinched Gu Bai's limp face with a smile on his face, "Can you cook?"
Gu Bai was dazed by this smile, as if falling into a dream for a moment, he obediently replied: "I will."
"I want to eat chicken." Zhai Liangjun said, turning Gu Bai around, facing the open door of Room 666, one big and one small walked in together.
It wasn't until Mr. Zhai was drunk and lying on the sofa crying and howling like crazy, that Gu Bai came back to his senses in a daze, and stared blankly at the bowls and chopsticks in the sink.
He even brought home the neighbor he met for the first time, and even cooked for him!
Gu Bai swears, he will never do such a thing!
Gu Bai took out his mobile phone in horror, and pressed the three buttons of 110 with incomparable proficiency.
Before dialing out, Gu Bai remembered what Zhai Liangjun had said to him before, so he turned his head and glanced at Mr. Actor on the sofa.
He was sniffling, and he was huddled in an aggrieved group on the single sofa in the living room.
Gu Bai paused for a while, and finally put the phone aside, washed all the dishes in the sink in front of him, cleaned up the kitchen, and returned to the living room.
Mr. Zhai was in a daze on the sofa.
Gu Bai glanced at him, then turned his head to dig out his own paintings, and prepared to hang them in the big studio upstairs.
"Gu Bai!" Zhai Liangjun howled suddenly.
Holding the painting, Gu Bai shivered in fright at his voice.
"Why do you think Huang Yining doesn't like me?" Zhai Liangjun asked.
Gu Bai:? ?
What? ?
"Alas." Zhai Liangjun sighed heavily, holding the wine bottle, his sad face made people feel distressed.
Then in the next second, he slapped his thigh, and became flattered again: "Fortunately, I'm a vixen, and I can seduce people better than her, otherwise I don't know which wild man she would run away with!"
Gu Bai looked at the film king with a face full of shock.
If you can't catch up with others, you will grab men from others and proudly call yourself a vixen.
With all due respect, Mr. Zhai.
Are you a primary school student?
The author has something to say: Mr. Zhai: No one can refuse this vixen's request to eat!
Ms. Huang: My mother's backhand is a high-heeled shoe!
A monster settlement hidden in human society has been established for more than 300 years.
This old-fashioned monster settlement has ushered in a wave of human security forces for the first time today.
The security guy at the security booth at the gate was stupefied when faced with the sweaty policemen riding over on a small electric donkey.
"Hello, comrade! We have received the police."
The little police officer is quite young, judging from his unskilled way of showing his ID, he is probably an intern.
"No. 001 Shanhai Road, the owner of Room 666, Shanhaiyuan, Jiuzhou called the police, saying that he had encountered a violent accident."
Security guy: ...
Security guy:? ?
Isn't room 666 the new little monster?
The little policeman was a little anxious: "I have to go in!"
Security guy: "..."
No, do you know who lives here?
Can you stop the violence here? ?
The security guy was shocked and thought about it. In order to avoid the attention of these ordinary people in this community, he finally sat on the police's little donkey and ran to Unit [-].
Gu Bai clutched his phone, squatting nervously at the entrance.
Mr. Actor is still screaming, and Ms. Huang is obviously out of breath. Hearing the sound, the two people are probably circling around the corridor on the sixth floor.
Occasionally, it was mixed with the restless scolding and slamming of doors from neighbors in this building. For a while, the high-end, western-style, quiet and peaceful apartment building was as noisy as a vegetable market.
Gu Bai lowered his head and looked at the contact record page of his mobile phone. On the 110 was a private number that was called in. It was the number of the small policeman who was dispatched by the police. Just now, he called and said that he had entered the community.
This made Gu Bai heave a sigh of relief, but he couldn't help shrinking his neck when he heard the howling of the actor outside, and he clenched his phone tightly, giving spiritual support to the actor who was suffering from violence outside.
Mr. Zhai, hold on a little longer.
The police uncle is coming!
Be strong, Mr. Zhai!
Gu Bai encouraged Mr. Yingdi in his heart.
Gu Bai has always trusted the police since he was a child.
When he was young and didn't understand anything, his father told him to call the police uncle if he needed anything.
Therefore, the police stations in various jurisdictions were the ones Gu Bai contacted the most from his childhood.
From being caught by a thief at home to being unable to do homework, he would copy a soft milky voice, and run to the landline to call the police at the local police station.
It is already a conditioned reflex for Gu Bai to call the police when something happens.
Just as Gu Bai was trying his best to encourage Mr. Actor, who was being pounded outside, there was another howl outside the door, accompanied by a "clang".
Gu Bai couldn't help hissing lightly, turned his head to face the door, hesitating whether to look at the battle situation through the cat's eyes again.
Just as he was lying on the door to look out, he heard the sound of the elevator door opening.
Then there was an angry shout: "Police! Stop it!!"
The movement outside the house stopped abruptly.
It was as if the pause button had been pressed for time, and everything was silent for a while.
Gu Bai admires and admires the deterrent power of the police.
If he didn't really like painting, Gu Bai felt that he would definitely work hard to become a glorious people's policeman!
Mr. Zhai and Ms. Huang—including the residents of the entire building—could never imagine that they would face the human police one day.
And it was the police who reported to them from within their households.
This is something that a silly child released from the family tossed about!
So when Gu Bai opened the door, he was surrounded by the residents of the entire apartment building who were still staying at home.
Gu Bai, who had just popped his head out, instantly cowered back.
"What are you looking at!" Huang Yining stepped on the soft carpeted corridor with her white and tender feet, holding her high-heeled shoes as the murder weapon in one hand, knocked on the railing of the corridor, and pointed at the girl who poked her head out. The brows of the gang were upside down, "What are you looking at! Go back to the nest for my old lady! Otherwise, I will come to you tonight!"
As soon as she said this, the whole building became refreshed in the next second.
The policeman stared blankly at this domineering and natural force, and was also shocked.
Huang Yining looks gentle and pleasant, she belongs to the type that looks amazing at first glance and becomes more and more beautiful, so even if her acting skills are like a puddle of mud, most of her fans are throwing money at her face.
Coupled with the fact that Huang Yining has an elegant and intellectual image that is kind, gentle, and highly emotional, and never gets involved in big productions that require acting skills, he is very popular in the circle.
At least, no one has ever seen Huang Yining's fierce look.
Gu Bai poked out half of his head carefully, looked around, found that other residents had retreated, he was relieved, and ran out wearing slippers.
He looked at the uniform of the little policeman and felt very friendly. He pulled the slippers and walked to him, and tugged at the hem of the policeman who was still in a daze: "Mr. Police, I called the police."
"Violent incidents...?" the film policeman asked.
Gu Bai pursed his lips and nodded.
According to the general processing flow, it should be mainly mediation.
The trainee police officer Xiao Pian felt very short of breath in the face of the two bigwigs in the entertainment industry. He turned his head and looked at his face full of trust. He looked at his caller with shining eyes, and deeply felt the responsibility of being a people's policeman.
He took a deep breath, and then followed the teachings of his predecessors, bit the bullet and gave some ideological education to these two big men who obviously didn't take him seriously.
The little policeman doesn't know if he taught those two big bosses, but he must have educated the little cutie who called the police.
Gu Bai listened seriously, and even dragged his slippers with joy to send the little policeman who had completed his ideological education downstairs.
When he came back by the elevator, Ms. Huang had already cornered Mr. Zhai.
She was supporting the wall with one hand, while holding a sharp high-heeled shoe with the other hand, she was gesturing on Mr. Zhai's third leg, and said viciously: "If you dare to rob me of a man again, I will take you off!" !"
Mr. Zhai, who was cornered by the wall, whimpered loudly.
Ms. Huang withdrew her hand in satisfaction, went to pick up the other high-heeled shoe she had thrown aside, and then opened the door of No. 665. Before entering, she glanced at Gu Bai who was standing at the elevator entrance.
Gu Bai felt a chill in his lower body, and took three steps back abruptly, watching Huang Yining enter the room with his head held high like a goddess of victory, and then tremblingly walked up to Mr. Zhai who had fallen into a ball in the corridor around.
Gu Bai has never seen a woman like Huang Yining since he was a child, probably because of his baby face that can inspire women's motherly love. The women Gu Bai met were all gentle and gentle to him, just like a warm spring breeze .
This is the first time Gu Bai has seen this kind of treatment of an adult man, who would beat him up if he disagreed with him, and even forced him into a corner and aggressively said that he was going to take off his third leg.
Gu Bai looked at Mr. Zhai who was in a mess, and felt that it was a little pitiful to leave him here alone.
He had just been beaten and threatened to have his third leg removed.
Although the reason is uh... robbing men.
Thinking of this reason, Gu Bai immediately began to hesitate between going or not.
Mr. Zhai might feel ashamed now, having his sexual orientation exposed in front of a stranger like him, and being chased and beaten by such a beautiful lady.
His head is buried in his arms now, maybe he was hit in the face and doesn't want to be seen?
Gu Bai thought about it, decided to pretend to be ignorant, and exited quietly.
But the moment he lifted his foot, Mr. Zhai raised his head with a whimper, and looked up at him, his eyes were like a poor golden retriever abandoned by its owner.
When Gu Bai heard this Mr. Zhai, he sighed softly and sadly, and then said to him, "I'm so hungry."
Gu Bai: ...
Gu Bai:? ? ?
After being beaten up and threatened to have your third leg removed, your reaction is to be hungry? !
Zhai Liangjun stood up, Gu Bai realized that his height was only up to his shoulders.
"What's your name, little guy?" Zhai Liangjun asked while arranging his clothes.
"Gu Bai." Gu Bai replied obediently, "I know you, Mr. Zhai."
"Why did you call the police?" Zhai Liangjun held 12 points of patience for the little boy in front of him, and gently warned him, "We live here with unusual identities. If something really happens, we will coordinate internally and don't need to alert others."
Gu Bai looked at the actor in front of him, and then at the closed door of Room 665, thinking of their status in the entertainment industry, he nodded with a look of surprise.
Gu Bai realized that he had just called the police, which might bring trouble to these two.
"Sorry, Mr. Zhai." Gu Bai pursed his lips, feeling very guilty.
Zhai Liangjun looked at this well-behaved little cub in front of him, and looked at the other party looking up at him very seriously, with clear eyes and apologetic sadness on his face, as if he could cry in a second.
Mr. Zhai moved his fingers slightly, then stopped, and then moved again.
Finally, he still couldn't control his rambunctious hands, he raised his hands and rubbed Gu Bai inhumanely.
Ahhh, whose cub is this!
I haven't seen such a cute, cute and easy-to-pinch little monster in 800 years!
How so cute!
"Gu Bai!" Zhai Liangjun pinched Gu Bai's limp face with a smile on his face, "Can you cook?"
Gu Bai was dazed by this smile, as if falling into a dream for a moment, he obediently replied: "I will."
"I want to eat chicken." Zhai Liangjun said, turning Gu Bai around, facing the open door of Room 666, one big and one small walked in together.
It wasn't until Mr. Zhai was drunk and lying on the sofa crying and howling like crazy, that Gu Bai came back to his senses in a daze, and stared blankly at the bowls and chopsticks in the sink.
He even brought home the neighbor he met for the first time, and even cooked for him!
Gu Bai swears, he will never do such a thing!
Gu Bai took out his mobile phone in horror, and pressed the three buttons of 110 with incomparable proficiency.
Before dialing out, Gu Bai remembered what Zhai Liangjun had said to him before, so he turned his head and glanced at Mr. Actor on the sofa.
He was sniffling, and he was huddled in an aggrieved group on the single sofa in the living room.
Gu Bai paused for a while, and finally put the phone aside, washed all the dishes in the sink in front of him, cleaned up the kitchen, and returned to the living room.
Mr. Zhai was in a daze on the sofa.
Gu Bai glanced at him, then turned his head to dig out his own paintings, and prepared to hang them in the big studio upstairs.
"Gu Bai!" Zhai Liangjun howled suddenly.
Holding the painting, Gu Bai shivered in fright at his voice.
"Why do you think Huang Yining doesn't like me?" Zhai Liangjun asked.
Gu Bai:? ?
What? ?
"Alas." Zhai Liangjun sighed heavily, holding the wine bottle, his sad face made people feel distressed.
Then in the next second, he slapped his thigh, and became flattered again: "Fortunately, I'm a vixen, and I can seduce people better than her, otherwise I don't know which wild man she would run away with!"
Gu Bai looked at the film king with a face full of shock.
If you can't catch up with others, you will grab men from others and proudly call yourself a vixen.
With all due respect, Mr. Zhai.
Are you a primary school student?
The author has something to say: Mr. Zhai: No one can refuse this vixen's request to eat!
Ms. Huang: My mother's backhand is a high-heeled shoe!
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