Monster Apartment

To be honest, Gu Bai wasn't sure if this was Xi Rang at first, but when he thought about it, the two things he thought of when shaking his hexagrams could be more or less related to Xi Rang, then this must be Xi Rang.

Xuan Gui said that it was not good to spy on the sky, so he simply withdrew his hand after recovering.

Gu Bai himself is curious about the future, but he doesn't feel the need to know anything.

After all, judging from the fact that Bai Ze can get the apocalypse, know the disasters he will face in the future and find ways to avoid them, the future is not completely certain.

So witnessing the future, especially a bad future, is not a good thing for those who have a glimpse of the truth.

It just adds to the pressure. After all, I always think about how to get rid of that bad future and re-determine the direction of my life.

In this way, Bai Ze is really powerful. Although he looks soft, he must be quite strong inside.

Gu Bai thought about it, and felt that Bai Ze's forgetful personality was quite good.

It's not the big event that is really going to destroy the world, he just forgets it when he turns his head, and it seems that it is better to forget those messy little things.

Gu Bai feels that he is not a tough person. Although he will work hard if he is sure about one thing, if he knows that this thing will not succeed in the future or even bring him disaster, Gu Bai I'm not sure if he can continue with this.

He is definitely not as good as Bai Ze.

So Gu Bai stopped very simply, and didn't intend to take a second look.

Gu Bai rubbed his belly that didn't feel hungry, then turned to Si Yiming and said, "I'll go and draw what I see."

Si Yiming thought about it, and felt that it would be easier to find a picture.

So he nodded, deleted the text message he was about to send, and put away his phone.

"Come down quickly after painting." Si Yiming said, "There will be something delicious later."

What Mr. Si can emphasize is definitely a rare thing that Gu Bai has never eaten before.

Gu Bai stood up, and went up to the second floor with his slippers "da da da".

He tentatively used simple lines and colors to express the picture he had just seen.

Gu Bai thought about something delicious to eat later, and constructed the scene just now in about ten minutes.

——Thanks for the grasping and sketching skills that have been honed over the years.

Among the lush seaweeds and messy reefs, there is a seaweed that looks just like the seaweed next to it, except that the color is a bit inconsistent. It even shakes in exactly the same way.

Gu Bai put down his pen, took the drawing board and went downstairs.

Zhu Niao leaned over to take a look with the cup in her hand, and said, "If I don't look for it carefully, I probably won't be able to see it."

Bai Hu also came over to have a look: "Why is it such a small piece?"

Canglong got a little tongue-tied from drinking, and followed Zhu Niao to come over, without even looking at it, he put the wine glass that he was going to give to Zhu Niao into Gu Bai's hand next to him, squinted his eyes and looked at the painting: "It's clever."

The soil that can grow and thrive by itself is quite special, just like the old mountain ginseng that is more than 50 years old will run away, and the mimicry of the soil that turns itself into the same thing next to it is also normal within range.

Everyone has the desire to survive, even if it's just an ordinary weed, let alone the special soil that once intercepted a big flood.

Gu Bai was holding the drawing board wondering if there was anything else that needed to be changed, but just as he went downstairs, he was stuffed with a glass of transparent wine.

Si Yiming had waved away the alcohol around him before, but now he couldn't smell any special smell, so he took a sip as if it was a glass of water in his hand.

The entrance is mellow, revealing a distant and cool aroma of flowers and plants.

The wine is as smooth as satin in the throat, not as spicy as ordinary wine, but with a sweet and soft taste.

Gu Bai finally smelled the smell of the wine, it was not as strong and intoxicating as it was at the beginning, but it was a light but long-lasting pleasant aroma.

Gu Bai took a sip and saw the flowers everywhere.

He thought it tasted good, so he took another sip, and there were countless dark mountains in the distance before his eyes.

Gu Bai stared at the picture in front of him in novelty, took another sip, then his vision went dark, and he fell backwards with his drawing board, directly hitting the white tiger.

Bai Hu was still holding a glass of wine in his hand, seeing Gu Bai turned upside down, he immediately threw the wine glass in his hand and caught him.

Zhu Niao was also taken aback, and hurriedly cooperated to catch the sliding drawing board.

Bai Hu suddenly stopped: "What's going on?!"

Zhu Niao glanced at the two wine glasses that fell on the ground, then at Canglong who was dazed after drinking too much, and when he realized that Si Yiming stood up, he immediately threw the pot away.

"Canglong did it!" Zhu Niao sternly accused, "He gave the wine glass to Gu Bai!"

Si Yiming glanced at Canglong who had drunk too much, and he knew quite well that his colleagues had no point in their hearts after drinking too much.

Among them, Canglong has the worst capacity for alcohol and loves to drink.

Mr. Si wrote a note to Canglong, got up and went to pick Gu Bai up, then turned his head and went into the bedroom.

Bai Hu cared about Gu Bai very much, followed Si Yiming and probed his head, and when he saw the picture of Pixiu in the sunset hanging on the bedside of Gu Bai's bedroom, his throat choked up, feeling like he was covered by a dog head on. grain.

Bai Hu watched Si Yiming skillfully take off Gu Bai's coat and left his inner shirt to tuck into the quilt. He scratched his head, seeing Si Yiming serving people like this was quite novel.

Si Yiming came out and took a look at Baihu: "What are you looking at?"

"You really like Gu Bai." Bai Hu said.

Si Yiming closed the door behind his back, and looked at Baihu with a strange expression, "Aren't you talking nonsense" written all over his face.

Baihu rubbed his nose, looked at Si Yiming, then at the black turtle and the snake who were sitting together with an aura that no one else could touch, feeling a little bit of envy in his heart.

It's not that I envy falling in love, but I envy them having someone to accompany them.

I have been alone for so many years, how nice it is to have someone to accompany me.

Bai Hu sighed with a little bit of envy, then returned to the wine table, poured wine and got together with the other two single beasts.

They assigned the map tasks very quickly, and put away the map after the distribution, and then took advantage of the New Year's Eve, opened the door openly, and distributed some to the monsters who came smelling the smell of wine. liquor.

By the way they asked for some goodies.

There is a Pixiu sitting in Shanhaiyuan in Kyushu, and the monsters who live here for a long time are not short of money.

Although these monsters have changed their appearance several times in the human world to fully adapt to human society, they are still unrestrained monsters in their hearts.

If you have wine today, you will be drunk today, even if you want to exchange it for a big treasure.

Such a good wine, it would be a pity to miss it.

Zhu Niao made a lot of money from her wine, and turned it over to her colleagues. When she returned to make up for the points, Zhu Niao returned more money and less money.

Gu Bai drank three sips of wine, fell asleep from New Year's Eve to the morning of the fourth day, and when he woke up, he was in a daze.

He lifted the quilt and got up slowly, feeling that the whole world was shaking.

Gu Bai sat on the bed in a daze for a long time, his stagnant thinking worked hard for a long time before he remembered what happened.

Canglong gave him either water or wine.

The wine was pretty good.

As a result, it fell down after three mouthfuls.

Gu Bai: ...

Gu Bai: Hmm...

Gu Bai, who had never drunk before, finally had a clear understanding of his drinking capacity.

He touched the sweater hanging on the coat rack beside the bed, pulled the sweater off, and slowly got in.

The morning light outside the window gradually brightened, but it was a clear day.

The weather is really rare on the first day of the new year. Although he doesn't have any relatives to leave, those who need to leave relatives should feel much more comfortable, Gu Bai thought, and his mood, which was a little depressed due to dizziness, improved a little.

Gu Bai took out his phone and wanted to check the time, but found that the phone was out of battery.

He plugged in his phone, went to the window and opened it, preparing to take advantage of the sunny weather to ventilate the house.

As soon as he opened the window and looked down, he saw a lot of people lying scattered on the main road of the community downstairs.

Gu Bai was startled, poked his head out to take a look, and found that there were quite a few fallen in the flower bed.

With his eyesight, he could still clearly see a few floating corpses floating in the artificial lake in the distance.

Gu Bai: ...

Gu Bai:? ? ?

He put his head back out of the window, turned his head lightly and then rushed out of the door in a panic, his steps were a little unsteady due to dizziness.

"Mr. Si, Si..." Gu Bai's words stopped abruptly.

There were corpses everywhere in the living room, Baihu was lying on the sofa, and Canglong was under the sofa, it looked like he was kicked off by Baihu.

Zhu Niao lay directly on the floor in front of the TV cabinet, and an entertainment channel was playing on the TV.

Lady Spirit Snake changed back to her original form, a small one wrapped around Xuangui's head, and fell asleep with her eyes closed.

Mr. Si sat on the single sofa and fell asleep, but he still sat upright.

The only one who is still awake is the black tortoise who is slowly continuing to eat, and the Nian beast at the feet of the black tortoise has changed from a giant monster to the size of an adult Samoyed.

Although Nian Beast has become smaller, the word "Fu" is still stuck on its head, not even a bit of dirt.

Like an ordinary pet dog, it was pulling Xuangui's legs, howling, and the word "Fu" on its head was blown up and down.

Xuangui fed the Nian beast one bite at a time, and took the trouble to carefully lift the word "Fu" on its face to avoid oil stains.

Hearing the sound of Gu Bai coming out, Xuangui raised his head and smiled: "Are you awake? Do you want to come and eat?"

Gu Bai was stunned for a moment, and first responded that he had to wash up first, and then he came to his senses, pointing to the divine beasts lying here and there in the room.

"What's the matter with them?" Gu Bai asked, "And those downstairs..."

"Drinking for a few days, I'm drunk." Xuangui fed a good-tempered Nian Beast, who was pulling his leg, a large piece of meat, "Go wash up first, and eat something."

Gu Bai felt something was wrong, but he nodded, went to wash up and came out, and sat down at the dining table again.

There was no peculiar smell in the room, and the table was always clean. Now there were two meat dishes, a bowl of green vegetables and a bowl of noodles that smelled tempting.

"Yesterday Xiezhi came to talk about it, saying that the film crew of the documentary will come to collect materials in two days." Xuan Gui said gently, in a low voice, probably not wanting to disturb those colleagues who died of drunkenness.

They have worked overtime for so long, and it is rare for them to have a chance to get drunk, so it is better not to disturb them.

"Xiezhi said that it's good for you to keep normal. Zhai Liangjun will come back to accompany you, and he will be there. The humans in the film crew are pretty good, and they won't talk too much just because of the latest news."

Gu Bai ate his noodles, and finally realized that something was wrong: "The one who came yesterday said that? What's the date today?"

Xuangui counted the days: "It's the fourth day."

Gu Bai was stunned for a long time, and just wanted to get up to get his charging phone to send his dad a happy new year, when he heard Xuangui say: "Taotie, Pixiu has already wished you a new year, send it together with your picture past."

Gu Bai: "..."

No, I don't think Dad should be happy.

Although Gu Bai thought so, he still sat down and finished eating the noodles first, then, under Xuangui's more benevolent gaze, he went to take out his phone and sent his dad a short composition.

He told all the recent events and what he wanted to say to his father in detail.

Seeing Gu Bai's happy face after sending the message, Xuan Gui wanted a cub even more.

——You said such a good thing, why didn't Bai Ze look for them in the first place?

Even if they keep working overtime, he and Spirit Snake must be better than Gu Lang!

Xuangui felt a little uneasy.

"If you have a guest room at home, move everyone to the guest room to rest?" Gu Bai glanced at the corpses in the living room.

Xuangui nodded, and helped Gu Bai stuff his colleagues into the guest room.

And Gu Bai stuffed Si Yiming into the master bedroom.

When they returned to the living room, Nian Beast had jumped onto the table and was licking the plate.

When it licked the plate, it also carefully lifted up the lucky character on its face, so as not to get oil on it. After eating, it had to carefully clean off the oil stains on its face, and then carefully put it down.

Gu Bai was stunned, walked to the side of the Nian Beast, and asked it: "Do you like this blessing character?"

Nian Beast turned to look at him, its entire face was covered by the word "Fu" due to its shrinkage, but it still let out a very happy "Aw".

No human had pasted such a piece of paper with blessings on him before.

They all fired cannons to chase it away.

But he eats people, which is normal.

Nian Beast thought about it, looked at the red piece of paper in front of him that blocked his vision, and became more careful.

Gu Bai looked at the Nian Beast with its tail waving, but didn't speak.

The divine wine is intoxicating, but not all Kyushu Shanhaiyuan drank it.

On the early morning of the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, all the monsters of the property were mobilized, stuffing the drunk residents home one by one in the flower beds, stairwells, elevators, and ponds on the side of the road, and cleaned the entire community with lightning speed. clean.

The lanterns were removed, and the red Chinese knots were also removed, and everything returned to its original appearance.

Gu Bai came down from the second floor painting early in the morning to find some snacks, when he saw the Nian Beast that had shrunk to the length of his arm.

It is lying nervously on the blessing.

Nian seemed to want to hold the paper, but he was worried about crumpling it, so he finally had to lie on it, like a dragon lying on his treasure.

Gu Bai felt that his behavior was a bit pitiful, but he still resolutely ignored it, and turned his head to the kitchen.

Over time, Nian became smaller than that piece of paper.

It anxiously circled on the paper, and was afraid of waking up the resting beasts, so it didn't dare to make a sound.

Gu Bai glanced at the time, it was almost midnight.

He finally sighed, walked over, and picked up Nian Beast and the piece of paper.

The Nian Beast was only the size of a palm, and it looked at Gu Bai pitifully, its eyes still turning around on the "Fu" in Gu Bai's hand.

Gu Bai put the word "Fu" on the table, and put the "Nian Beast" on the word "Fu", hesitated for a long time, and finally stretched out a finger to gently rub the dragon's head of the "Nian Beast".

"I'll keep this for you, come back next year, and I'll write you another one." Gu Bai said.

Nian Beast paused, his eyes widened.

Gu Bai thought of what Mr. Si said earlier that he would have time to draw Nian Beasts, he paused for a moment, and put on a straight face again.

"But no more cannibalism is allowed." Gu Bai tried his best to imitate Mr. Si's appearance and said fiercely, "If you cannibal again, I will burn this lucky word!"

The figure of Nian Beast gradually faded, and it screamed anxiously, as if it wanted to pounce on it.

Gu Bai looked at the Nian Beast that had become transparent, with a ferocious expression but a small voice: "I try my best to make the humans who see my paintings think that you don't have to eat people anymore."

The rest is up to Nian Beast himself.

After all, so many monsters who are naturally cannibals have changed their recipes, and there is no reason why Nian Beast can't change it.

Nian Beast looked at Gu Bai for a while, and finally sat down slowly and slowly.

Gu Bai looked at the Nian Beast that was about to disappear with midnight on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, and said, "Are you ready?"

"Ow~"

The year beast disappeared.

Gu Bai looked at the remaining characters of blessing on the table, and felt that he probably knew what he should draw when the documentary film crew came to collect materials.