Master, he is the king of zombies [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 4 Hello Scum Gong
After Jiang Jile returned to Chaoyang Sect, he was not in a hurry to report back to the task, but took Yan Qianchen back to Chonglu Peak. He quickly used the fire ability to boil a large bucket of boiling water and pour it into the bathtub, and then added Adjust the temperature of the cold water appropriately, and call the male lead to take a bath.
From the moment Yan Qianchen entered the room until he boiled the water and stood there, he didn't dare to move. In the end, Jiang Jile pulled the male lead to the bathtub, stripped off his clothes, and threw them into the bucket. Jiang Jile was going to give the male lead directly The main character took the shower, but the male lead suddenly became emotional and made it difficult for him to do so, so let the male lead wash himself.
Jiang Jile obviously smelled a strange smell when he stripped off the male lead's clothes, and then saw that the male lead had almost no intact skin, but all kinds of scars. The smell before was the smell of festering wounds. The male lead’s wound, the wound is not suppurating, but the pus is still on the rags and clothes, and the smell of the clothes itself is really "very connotative." But Jiang Jile likes this smell similar to carrion Smell, Jiang Jile put down a change of clothes (400 points can be exchanged for "and wear-resistant Chaoyang Zong inner disciple clothes".)
The male lead has been malnourished for a long time, basically in a skinny state. If he wants to practice, he needs to supplement nutrition immediately, but he can't act too hastily.Jiang Jile exchanged more than 500 points for "kitchen equipment, common fairy vegetables and jade pork that are guaranteed to be free of impurities, ordinary five types of vegetable seeds, and a book of "Home Cookbook" (common seasonings are given away)," and then obtained local materials in the A small kitchen was set up next to the house for cooking.
High-level zombies only like fresh flesh and blood, so after Jiang Jile cooked four dishes and one soup according to the recipe, he didn't even know if he was cooked. The system thoughtfully gave him a rating of 86 points, so at least it should be cooked.Jiang Jile arranged the meals. At this time, the male lead also took a shower and changed his clothes. Jiang Jile called the male lead to eat.
Jiang Jile saw that the male protagonist cried bitterly after eating half of it and said it was delicious, and once again lamented the magic of human beings.After eating and tidying up, Jiang Jile threw a copy of "Elementary Immortal Cultivation Experience that even a fool can learn" to the male lead, which he spent [-] points in exchange for, and then summoned the crane to report to Xuanxiao Palace again.
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Yan Qianchen hugged his master's waist tightly on the way to Chaoyangzong. He could feel that he had left the earth, but he didn't dare to open his eyes. He was afraid that everything was just a dream. "We're almost there," after which he slowly opened his eyes:
Cranes are wandering in the sea of clouds. In the distance is a majestic mountain range. Under the mountain, through the clouds, there is a faintly lush forest. On the mountainside, there is a bright pink, and there is a fragrance wafting from afar.The mountain has four peaks, and it takes on a layer of divine brilliance in the sun.
Yan Qianchen was finally convinced that he was not dreaming, even though he was just a beggar before, he had heard the names of Chaoyang Sect and Xuanxiao Taoyu - the second largest sect in the cultivation world, and his powerful master was from Chaoyang Sect The master of the peak, himself is his only apprentice, thinking of the phrase "the only apprentice of this seat," Yan Qianchen was overjoyed and secretly ashamed when he thought of the sentence last night.
Arriving at Chonglu Peak, Yan Qianchen was once again shocked by the pond full of white lotuses "lifted by the wind one by one" in front of him. While marveling at the scenery, he secretly felt that only white lotus flowers were worthy of the demeanor of the master.
Entering the main hall of the peak, Yan Qianchen felt that he had never seen the elegance of this room before, and felt awkward for a while, seeing the master busy up and down, he didn't know what to say, when the master called him to take a bath Only then did he realize that Master was getting himself bath water just now.He suddenly thought of what he should do if his body was too ugly to dirty the eyes of the master, and he hesitated for a while.Unexpectedly, Shizun took off his clothes and put him in the bucket. Shizun was stunned for a moment when he saw his ugly body, and then he wanted to take a bath for himself. How could this happen? !He was in a mess for a while and stammered a bunch of things, while the master put down the change of clothes and walked out of the room.
The water in the bucket was hot, and Yan Qianchen's heart was even hotter.This is the most comfortable bath he has had in his 11 years of life.
When Yan Qianchen was changing clothes, he smelled a scent, and when he came out from the inner room after taking a shower, he saw four dishes and one soup on the table and the master sitting in front of the table waiting for him, his eyes were red.There was only his bowl and chopsticks on the table, and he asked the master why he didn't eat it, but the master just replied with a faint smile, "I have already inedied the grain, so I don't need to eat these. You should eat more to grow your body." This is the master. A meal made just for myself!The braised pork in his mouth is delicious, but his tears can no longer be controlled...
The "Experience of Cultivating Immortals" in his hand is easy to understand. After reading more than a dozen pages, he has figured out the way. He didn't rush to practice, but put his face on the secret book and murmured, "Master... ...."
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Jiang Jile successfully reported the work, and successfully completed the whole incident with the words "the demon cultivator lost his strength due to his obsession", and he also talked about the hero's affairs, perhaps because Jiang Li was usually too weak , Shen Xu didn't doubt Jiang Jile's "shit luck." As for the villagers of Tu Lin Village, Shen Xu didn't say anything else. Of course, the moment Jiang Jile left the hall, he received a 745 reminder and got 10,000 points.
According to the main plot of the world, Jiang Jile must make the hero reach the level of foundation building within three years, so Jiang Jile hurried back after perfunctory Zhao Zhen.
Jiang Jile did not expect to meet the legendary Li Tianyi at the gate of the main peak hall.
The man was dressed in purple, and from a human point of view, he could be described as "beautiful as a god", with a straight nose and picturesque eyebrows, without looking feminine.Almost instantly, Jiang Jile was sure that this person was the one who watched him before he went to Tu Lin Village.
The only thing Jiang Jile cares about is that this person has no "talent," but is worth eating.
"Xiao Li, you are finally back."
Jiang Jile had no expression on his face, "Well, I'm back, do you have anything to do?"
745's voice suddenly sounded, "Sub-quest, please give the host a gift to Li Tianyi, please play it as you like, don't pretend to be a character."
"Xiao Li, do you still blame me for not pleading with my master? I really have difficulties..."
Jiang Jile entered the role in a second, "Senior brother, how can I blame you? The elder Taishang has that temper, and things that seem to be arbitrarily decided will not be changed. Fortunately, God has blessed me this time and I can see you again. You are so kind, I have a Shuluo Pill here, please accept it, this is my heart..." This time Jiang Jile burst into tears again.
As if infected by the crying young man in front of him, Li Tianyi actually felt a little guilty and moved. He accepted the Shuluo Pill, thought for a while, and took out a piece of high-quality dragon marrow and jade cross from the storage bag. In Jiang Li's hand, "Xiao Li, this jade is good for your alchemy, so I will give it to you, and..." Li Tianyi paused for a few seconds and said, "I can go and tell the master and teacher about it. Lord, I would like to form a Tao with you..."
Li Tianyi's words were interrupted by a scream from the room, "Master! Master, come and see, I'm going to die, woo woo woo..." As soon as Jiang Jile smelled the smell of blood, he turned to Li Tianyi. After saying "walk slowly, don't see off", he rushed into the room, leaving only Li Tianyi with a closed door.
There was a big gash on Yan Qianchen's right hand, and the blood flowed continuously. After Jiang Jile quickly exchanged 50 points for the special ointment that "stops bleeding in 3 seconds", he took out the ointment from his bosom and spread it evenly on Yan Qianchen, almost Instantly no bleeding.
Human beings are so fragile, sometimes I really want to turn the hero into a compatriot, so that I don't have to worry about him accidentally dying, Jiang Jile couldn't help thinking.
"Master, something went wrong when I was practicing according to the secret book just now..."
"Oh, it's all right."
"Master, who was the person talking to you outside just now?"
"Li Tianyi, the personal disciple of the Supreme Elder, when you see him, you want to call 'Uncle Master'."
"I just overheard what you said in the room, that... Master, I think Master Li seems to be too warm to you." Yan Qianchen said carefully.
Jiang Jile smiled slightly, "It's not enthusiasm, he wants to sleep with me, but I don't want to sleep with him."
Yan Qianchen was stunned by Jiang Jile's blunt words.
Jiang Jile had also met a base who thought he was a human and sent a beauty to kill him. He was confused by the human brain circuit at that time.Zombies cannot reproduce through sex, so there is no way to talk about "****." In his eyes, human beings are abandoned by nature. For him, there are only three kinds of human beings: those with "future" and those with food value Yes, it's not worth eating.
But dragon marrow jade is really a good thing, although I can't use it myself, it may be useful after I accept it.
Looking at the male lead who was still in a state of shock, Jiang Jile patted his head, which is said to relieve stress.
Who doesn't like a broiler that brings gold nuggets?hehe.
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From the moment Yan Qianchen entered the room until he boiled the water and stood there, he didn't dare to move. In the end, Jiang Jile pulled the male lead to the bathtub, stripped off his clothes, and threw them into the bucket. Jiang Jile was going to give the male lead directly The main character took the shower, but the male lead suddenly became emotional and made it difficult for him to do so, so let the male lead wash himself.
Jiang Jile obviously smelled a strange smell when he stripped off the male lead's clothes, and then saw that the male lead had almost no intact skin, but all kinds of scars. The smell before was the smell of festering wounds. The male lead’s wound, the wound is not suppurating, but the pus is still on the rags and clothes, and the smell of the clothes itself is really "very connotative." But Jiang Jile likes this smell similar to carrion Smell, Jiang Jile put down a change of clothes (400 points can be exchanged for "and wear-resistant Chaoyang Zong inner disciple clothes".)
The male lead has been malnourished for a long time, basically in a skinny state. If he wants to practice, he needs to supplement nutrition immediately, but he can't act too hastily.Jiang Jile exchanged more than 500 points for "kitchen equipment, common fairy vegetables and jade pork that are guaranteed to be free of impurities, ordinary five types of vegetable seeds, and a book of "Home Cookbook" (common seasonings are given away)," and then obtained local materials in the A small kitchen was set up next to the house for cooking.
High-level zombies only like fresh flesh and blood, so after Jiang Jile cooked four dishes and one soup according to the recipe, he didn't even know if he was cooked. The system thoughtfully gave him a rating of 86 points, so at least it should be cooked.Jiang Jile arranged the meals. At this time, the male lead also took a shower and changed his clothes. Jiang Jile called the male lead to eat.
Jiang Jile saw that the male protagonist cried bitterly after eating half of it and said it was delicious, and once again lamented the magic of human beings.After eating and tidying up, Jiang Jile threw a copy of "Elementary Immortal Cultivation Experience that even a fool can learn" to the male lead, which he spent [-] points in exchange for, and then summoned the crane to report to Xuanxiao Palace again.
-------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------
Yan Qianchen hugged his master's waist tightly on the way to Chaoyangzong. He could feel that he had left the earth, but he didn't dare to open his eyes. He was afraid that everything was just a dream. "We're almost there," after which he slowly opened his eyes:
Cranes are wandering in the sea of clouds. In the distance is a majestic mountain range. Under the mountain, through the clouds, there is a faintly lush forest. On the mountainside, there is a bright pink, and there is a fragrance wafting from afar.The mountain has four peaks, and it takes on a layer of divine brilliance in the sun.
Yan Qianchen was finally convinced that he was not dreaming, even though he was just a beggar before, he had heard the names of Chaoyang Sect and Xuanxiao Taoyu - the second largest sect in the cultivation world, and his powerful master was from Chaoyang Sect The master of the peak, himself is his only apprentice, thinking of the phrase "the only apprentice of this seat," Yan Qianchen was overjoyed and secretly ashamed when he thought of the sentence last night.
Arriving at Chonglu Peak, Yan Qianchen was once again shocked by the pond full of white lotuses "lifted by the wind one by one" in front of him. While marveling at the scenery, he secretly felt that only white lotus flowers were worthy of the demeanor of the master.
Entering the main hall of the peak, Yan Qianchen felt that he had never seen the elegance of this room before, and felt awkward for a while, seeing the master busy up and down, he didn't know what to say, when the master called him to take a bath Only then did he realize that Master was getting himself bath water just now.He suddenly thought of what he should do if his body was too ugly to dirty the eyes of the master, and he hesitated for a while.Unexpectedly, Shizun took off his clothes and put him in the bucket. Shizun was stunned for a moment when he saw his ugly body, and then he wanted to take a bath for himself. How could this happen? !He was in a mess for a while and stammered a bunch of things, while the master put down the change of clothes and walked out of the room.
The water in the bucket was hot, and Yan Qianchen's heart was even hotter.This is the most comfortable bath he has had in his 11 years of life.
When Yan Qianchen was changing clothes, he smelled a scent, and when he came out from the inner room after taking a shower, he saw four dishes and one soup on the table and the master sitting in front of the table waiting for him, his eyes were red.There was only his bowl and chopsticks on the table, and he asked the master why he didn't eat it, but the master just replied with a faint smile, "I have already inedied the grain, so I don't need to eat these. You should eat more to grow your body." This is the master. A meal made just for myself!The braised pork in his mouth is delicious, but his tears can no longer be controlled...
The "Experience of Cultivating Immortals" in his hand is easy to understand. After reading more than a dozen pages, he has figured out the way. He didn't rush to practice, but put his face on the secret book and murmured, "Master... ...."
-------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------
Jiang Jile successfully reported the work, and successfully completed the whole incident with the words "the demon cultivator lost his strength due to his obsession", and he also talked about the hero's affairs, perhaps because Jiang Li was usually too weak , Shen Xu didn't doubt Jiang Jile's "shit luck." As for the villagers of Tu Lin Village, Shen Xu didn't say anything else. Of course, the moment Jiang Jile left the hall, he received a 745 reminder and got 10,000 points.
According to the main plot of the world, Jiang Jile must make the hero reach the level of foundation building within three years, so Jiang Jile hurried back after perfunctory Zhao Zhen.
Jiang Jile did not expect to meet the legendary Li Tianyi at the gate of the main peak hall.
The man was dressed in purple, and from a human point of view, he could be described as "beautiful as a god", with a straight nose and picturesque eyebrows, without looking feminine.Almost instantly, Jiang Jile was sure that this person was the one who watched him before he went to Tu Lin Village.
The only thing Jiang Jile cares about is that this person has no "talent," but is worth eating.
"Xiao Li, you are finally back."
Jiang Jile had no expression on his face, "Well, I'm back, do you have anything to do?"
745's voice suddenly sounded, "Sub-quest, please give the host a gift to Li Tianyi, please play it as you like, don't pretend to be a character."
"Xiao Li, do you still blame me for not pleading with my master? I really have difficulties..."
Jiang Jile entered the role in a second, "Senior brother, how can I blame you? The elder Taishang has that temper, and things that seem to be arbitrarily decided will not be changed. Fortunately, God has blessed me this time and I can see you again. You are so kind, I have a Shuluo Pill here, please accept it, this is my heart..." This time Jiang Jile burst into tears again.
As if infected by the crying young man in front of him, Li Tianyi actually felt a little guilty and moved. He accepted the Shuluo Pill, thought for a while, and took out a piece of high-quality dragon marrow and jade cross from the storage bag. In Jiang Li's hand, "Xiao Li, this jade is good for your alchemy, so I will give it to you, and..." Li Tianyi paused for a few seconds and said, "I can go and tell the master and teacher about it. Lord, I would like to form a Tao with you..."
Li Tianyi's words were interrupted by a scream from the room, "Master! Master, come and see, I'm going to die, woo woo woo..." As soon as Jiang Jile smelled the smell of blood, he turned to Li Tianyi. After saying "walk slowly, don't see off", he rushed into the room, leaving only Li Tianyi with a closed door.
There was a big gash on Yan Qianchen's right hand, and the blood flowed continuously. After Jiang Jile quickly exchanged 50 points for the special ointment that "stops bleeding in 3 seconds", he took out the ointment from his bosom and spread it evenly on Yan Qianchen, almost Instantly no bleeding.
Human beings are so fragile, sometimes I really want to turn the hero into a compatriot, so that I don't have to worry about him accidentally dying, Jiang Jile couldn't help thinking.
"Master, something went wrong when I was practicing according to the secret book just now..."
"Oh, it's all right."
"Master, who was the person talking to you outside just now?"
"Li Tianyi, the personal disciple of the Supreme Elder, when you see him, you want to call 'Uncle Master'."
"I just overheard what you said in the room, that... Master, I think Master Li seems to be too warm to you." Yan Qianchen said carefully.
Jiang Jile smiled slightly, "It's not enthusiasm, he wants to sleep with me, but I don't want to sleep with him."
Yan Qianchen was stunned by Jiang Jile's blunt words.
Jiang Jile had also met a base who thought he was a human and sent a beauty to kill him. He was confused by the human brain circuit at that time.Zombies cannot reproduce through sex, so there is no way to talk about "****." In his eyes, human beings are abandoned by nature. For him, there are only three kinds of human beings: those with "future" and those with food value Yes, it's not worth eating.
But dragon marrow jade is really a good thing, although I can't use it myself, it may be useful after I accept it.
Looking at the male lead who was still in a state of shock, Jiang Jile patted his head, which is said to relieve stress.
Who doesn't like a broiler that brings gold nuggets?hehe.
The author has something to say:
If you like it, please recommend it to more people, the author needs your support.
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