Let go of that NPC [online game]

Jiang Li raised his brows: "Don't be dazed, people are all over you, hurry back, I really want to know how you guys plan to fuck|boss."

Gu Yuan licked the corner of his mouth, feeling cool in his heart: It's over, I will really be eaten to death in the future.

Dejectedly, he replied "Don't talk nonsense" to Yi Kuangcao, but Gu Yuan was completely blown away by what Yi Kuangcao said next.

[Gang] A Crazy Grass: I'm not talking nonsense, didn't you say it?

When did I say that?

Knowing that he couldn't figure it out, Gu Yuan quit the game in a hurry.Looking back, my daughter-in-law had a kind smile on her face.

Jiang Li: "My god, I'm a little tired. I'm afraid I won't be able to cook for you today. Why don't you stew two potatoes yourself?"

Is his stewed potatoes edible... Gu Yuan silently took out his phone and ordered two takeaways.

Jiang Li held him down, and quickly canceled the order before the seller accepted the order.

"Suddenly I want to eat purple potato porridge, so I can cook some side dishes, okay?" Jiang Li asked.

Gu Yuan smiled and nodded.The daughter-in-law is good, and she can't bear him to eat takeaway.

After washing, Jiang Li cooks, and Gu Yuan occasionally helps out. After a while, a simple and nutritious breakfast is served on the table.

While eating, Jiang Li explained to Gu Yuan in a low voice with red ears: "I wasn't angry just now, I was just joking."

"I know," Gu Yuan nodded, seeing that people were almost finished eating, he suddenly said, "It's not an option to go on like this, I'll take you somewhere after dinner."

"What?" Jiang Li didn't understand.But soon he understood.

Gu Yuan drove him to turn left and right in the urban area, from one residential building to another, and the path between the buildings became narrower and narrower, so narrow that cars couldn't even drive in.Gu Yuan greeted the street aunt very familiarly, and after parking the car at the door of her house, he led Jiang Li into the alley.

The alley is also very remote. There is a lot of moss growing on the walls of the residential houses on both sides, and a lot of big white has fallen off the walls facing the sun. Various small advertisements are posted on the wall, ranging from old traditional Chinese medicine, which specializes in treating psoriasis to It is healthier to invigorate the kidney and strengthen yang, and it has everything that one expects to find.

Jiang Li felt apprehensive when he saw it: "This house looks like it's about to be demolished, it's a bit old..."

Jiang Li spoke very euphemistically.Not only is it a bit old, it is no different from a dangerous building.

Gu Yuan nodded, and held him tightly: "The construction will start in half a month. The master's house is bought in the urban area. I went to see it. The house has good lighting... What's the matter, why do you have so many hands? sweat?"

Can it be without sweat?My legs are getting weak, okay?If someone else brought me here, I would really think they were going to sell me!

Jiang Li pursed his lips and did not speak, but subconsciously put a sticker on Gu Yuan's side.

Gu Yuan understood, and laughed out loud: "Have you never been here? It's okay, the life of ordinary people in the market is also special."

Jiang Li nodded: "That's true. Hey, the advertisement for treating psoriasis is pretty good."

Gu Yuan followed Jiang Li to look over, but his eyes fell on the small ad next to him that said to nourish the kidney and strengthen the yang and make him healthier.Subconsciously covering Jiang Li's eyes, Gu Yuan was a little embarrassed: "Don't look around."

"Oh." Jiang Li nodded, and then put a sticker on Gu Yuan's side.

After walking for a while, the front became open and bright again.

Gu Yuan had already let go of his hand covering Jiang Li's eyes, and at this moment he was leading Jiang Li to the courtyard.

It was a very old courtyard house. Although the house was a bit dilapidated, the place was quite open. Several clotheslines were set up facing the sun, and quilts were spread on the ropes, and the quilts were basking warmly in the sun.

After leading the person along and turning in again, Gu Yuan finally stopped.

Jiang Li then stopped, and then looked carefully.On the door in front of me, there were a lot of yellow paper talismans with gossip diagrams, but there was a huge poster in the middle. On the poster, a master in a yellow Taoist robe was sitting, with various small characters written on the edge of the poster.The small characters are all Taoist terminology, Jiang Li can't understand, but Jiang Li can understand the big red letter on the top of the poster.

[I am a master, no one can deceive you!Seek truth and fate, only 998! 】

Jiang Li snorted: It's quite expensive.

Just as he was thinking, Gu Yuan had already knocked on the door: "Master, are you there?"

Jiang Li's right hand was held by Gu Yuan, so he had to stretch out his left hand to cover his eyes.There is no way, the IQ of the Great God is too low to see.

After a while, there was a rustling sound in the room.The people in the room were a little impatient, and asked lazily, "Who is it?", and then came over and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, the man's eyes lit up: "Yo, it's Yuan'er!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Li put down his left hand covering his eyes, and a bald uncle in his 50s or [-]s was looking at Gu Yuan with joy.While greeting Gu Yuan, the uncle was still wearing his belt under his hands.He had obviously just woken up.

"Are you bringing friends? Come, come, don't stand at the door, hurry into the house." The bald-headed uncle was so excited that he tied his trouser belt into twists.

Jiang Li covered his eyes again.Too blind to see.The way the uncle looked at them was no different from the way he looked at the rich man.

But thinking so, Jiang Li followed people into the house obediently.

The house is not big, and the folding table is placed directly on the ground. On the table are some takeaway boxes that haven't had time to clean up, and a bucket of instant noodles.Jiang Li looked up and saw a pair of boxer underwear hanging on top of his head.

"I'm so sorry to let you see a joke." The uncle said while packing things in a hurry, "Oh, why are these pants not dry? They have been hanging out all night. I saw the weather forecast and said that it will rain today before taking them back. , why haven't you dried it yet?"

Jiang Li was startled, and hurriedly dodged back, Gu Yuan reached out and pulled him back just in time.

"Hey, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, half dry, half dry, no dripping." The uncle smiled, hurriedly put down his underwear, then opened the window, and hung the underwear on the eaves of the window. While muttering, "The weather forecast is too inaccurate, look at this big sun, it's so bright!"

Jiang Li couldn't hold it back, and was amused by the uncle for a moment and laughed out loud.

After clearing the table, the uncle took out a yellow cloth with a picture of the Eight Diagrams from the head of the bed and covered it: "It's all from my own family, so I won't do those nonsense. Covering a picture of the Eight Diagrams means respecting my ancestors." That's it. Yuan'er, move a stool for your friend."

Gu Yuan nodded, and took out two folding stools from behind the door very familiarly, handed one to Jiang Li, and sat on the other.

Jiang Li hesitated to take it, then opened it and sat down.

After seeing the person sitting down, the uncle looked at Jiang Li, and then at Gu Yuan: "Yuaner, let me introduce you."

Gu Yuan nodded, pointed to the uncle and Jiang Li, and briefly introduced: "Master, the surname is Gao. My daughter-in-law... friend, Jiang Li."

The phrase "my daughter-in-law" was about to blurt out subconsciously, but fortunately Gu Yuan reacted in time and changed his words.

There was another burst of embarrassment on Jiang Li's face.

The master looked comprehensible: "Understand, understand, understand."

Jiang Li: ...

After saying hello for a while, the topic returned to the right track.

Gu Yuan glanced at Jiang Li, and quietly stretched out his hand from under the table to hold his hand: "Can you talk?"

"Let's talk," Jiang Li made a rough guess and nodded generously.Let's just say it, anyway, the other side is a liar, and it is estimated that when Gu Yuan tells about metaphysics time travel, the opposite liar might think that he is also a liar.However, in order to maintain his image that he is not a liar, the liar on the other side probably won't directly throw him out, and maybe he will rack his brains to help them think of ideas.

Hey, a real liar meets a real metaphysics fake liar, and then the real liar is not a liar in order to deceive the fake liar, and even makes up lies to deceive the fake liar... What a complicated relationship.

Relationship diagrams like tongue twisters kept going around in Jiang Li's mind, making Jiang Li dumbfounded.Over there, Gu Yuan has already told the master about it.

After pondering for a moment, the master actually licked the melon seeds: "Is it so interesting? Is your way of calling people wrong?"

Jiang Li, who was sitting on the side, was stunned: "Master, what do you mean by your expression like watching a scene?"He's going to be scared to death, okay?

Gu Yuan, who was sitting next to him, frowned, and thought seriously: "I was the one who called first, but I couldn't wake him up. Then I shook my hand, but the person still didn't move. I couldn't wake him up at all."

"Tsk, your method is wrong, why don't you give it a try?" The master spat out the melon seeds, and even grabbed a handful of melon seeds and handed them to Jiang Li and Gu Yuan.

Jiang Li's hand holding the melon seeds shook suddenly, and the melon seeds dropped a lot.

"Hey, you child, don't eat if you don't want to eat it, don't waste it." The master grabbed the melon seeds back very distressed.

Gu Yuan frowned deeper: "Is it possible?"

"Of course it's possible! Why, are you questioning my ability?" The master suddenly became a little unhappy, "You forgot, I gave you the method of saving character. Look, it works."

Jiang Li suddenly didn't want to say anything: You were the one who told the fortune-telling to the great god before co-authoring it... The five elements of the gods are lacking in character...

Just as Jiang Li was thinking, Gu Yuan held his hand tightly but tightened it: "Okay, I'll go back and try."

Try your uncle!

In order to hinder the faces of outsiders, Jiang Li swallowed the vulgar words back.However, he was so dazed that Gu Yuan had already started to pay the bill.

"Come on, the old rules, scan the QR code to pay, I'll give you a discount for 998, just give it [-]."

This discount is really affordable...Jiang Li didn't want to talk at all.

After returning, Jiang Li directly pushed Gu Yuan against the wall: "Tell me, did you collude with someone in advance to set me up?"

Gu Yuan frowned: "Am I that unbearable? We've known each other for so long, and that's why you miss me?"

Jiang Li was taken aback for a moment, then withdrew his hand awkwardly, and blushed again when he spoke again: "Yes, I'm sorry, I just... kiss or something."

Jiang Li didn't finish speaking, but Gu Yuan understood.

Gently holding him in his arms, Gu Yuan comforted: "It's okay, don't be shy. Think about it, you fell asleep and traveled through time, even if I really stuffed you, you don't know."

Jiang Li: ...

The author has something to say: Gu Yuan: Kiss every night, mi chirp(〃▽〃)

Jiang Li: π_π