Let go of that NPC [online game]

Jiang Li remained expressionless and did not move.

Gu Yuan was so angry that his hands were trembling: "Do you still want me to help you?"

"No, it's not my penis anyway." With a cold face, Jiang Li picked up his trousers, fastened his belt, turned and left.

Dazed for two seconds, Gu Yuan manipulated Changfeng You'an to block Jiang Li's way: "You turned your face on me?"

"Oh, how dare I, Landlord—" Jiang Li hadn't finished speaking the word "person", when a loud explosion suddenly sounded behind him.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Gu Yuan hurriedly controlled Changfeng You'an to lift the man away and landed on the distant roof.

There was a tinnitus.

Jiang Li turned back tremblingly, the shop had been blown into ruins, several streets were burned by the flames.

"Who threw the torch?" Jiang Li roared angrily.

"Are you still in the mood to care about this?" Chang Feng You'an's head had bubbles of words, "Why didn't you come to me? Avoid me?"

"It's clear that you are hiding from me, and you didn't reply to the text messages, so you beat me up!" Jiang Li roared.

"Who told you to turn your face and leave first? You interrupted me before I finished speaking. Why, I won't talk about you because my family is here?" Gu Yuan was also very angry, "And said yes class. Didn’t you say you don’t have class in the morning? Who’s hiding from whom?”

"Otherwise? Will I go to your grandma's house with you? Just as I confessed to rejecting you, I followed you shyly for my life. How shameless am I?"

"Is face important to life?"

"Go away. If I wasn't afraid of delaying you, I would care about this face? Who told you to confess your love indiscriminately!"

"Are you still blaming me? How can I be serious? I'm obviously very serious!" Gu Yuan was so angry that his body was shaking.

Jiang Li was suddenly amused: "Yes, it's all my fault, I shouldn't be looking for you. It's pointless for us to quarrel here like elementary school students. If you want me to say, let's just break up."

After Jiang Li finished speaking, he left without turning his head.Walking in a hurry, the roof tiles under his feet were not firmly stepped on, and he slipped and almost slipped off the roof.

Gu Yuan clenched the mouse tightly and watched it coldly.

After a few minutes……

"Why did you take me up to the sixth floor? How do I get down?" Jiang Li turned back with red eyes.

"What's the hurry, anyway, I'll be back in an hour." Gu Yuan said with a cold face, just after typing, there was a loud thunder in the game.

In the distance, the sky was covered with dark clouds, thunder and lightning flashed, and in the next second, big raindrops fell, directly smashing Jiang Li into a drowned chicken.

Garbage system weather!It's all rubbish!Jiang Li held his breath, covered his head and crouched down.

Gu Yuan was so distressed that he manipulated Changfeng You'an to go forward and hug him to shelter from the rain, but he didn't expect Jiang Li to take a few steps back.

"Don't you want to break it?" Words bubbled up on the "sweeper"'s head, "Don't worry about it."

Gu Yuan was speechless immediately: "You said you wanted to break up, I never said that."

"Is there a difference? You don't even reply to my text messages!"

"..."

"Look, there's nothing to say." Jiang Li gritted his teeth, "I shouldn't have given you time to wait for you to calm down or something, we should just break up, what's going on, I'll delete my friend when I go back, um— —”

Chang Feng You An actually directly blocked his mouth!

Depend on!

Jiang Li couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Changfeng You'an's crotch directly: "You are sick! You are you, your son is your son, and you let your son kiss me!"

Seeing his son on the screen intelligently holding his crotch and bending down, Gu Yuan felt distressed: "Aren't you just a sweeper?"

"Can it be the same?" Jiang Li rubbed the corner of his mouth fiercely, "Do I have a real touch? Are you ashamed to defend your son? Your son is important to me?"

...My son is also controlled by me, okay?

Gu Yuan was very speechless, and didn't want to continue entangled in this topic.Seeing the rain getting heavier and heavier in the game, Gu Yuan could only sigh: "Don't be angry now, I'll take you down first."

"Don't worry about it! Hey, what are you doing?" Jiang Li tried to struggle.

What can I do?If you don't eat the soft ones, you can only eat the hard ones.

Gu Yuan manipulated Changfeng You'an to hold the "floor sweeper" in his arms, and then landed on the ground with a great effort.

Finding a random house and bringing him in, Gu Yuan unpacked his living equipment, found a set of clean clothes and threw them to Jiang Li: "You change first."

Jiang Li sniffed and shivered.it's too cold.Forget it, put it on first.

Jiang Li admits that he is cowardly, and takes the clothes and puts them on again: "Let's talk about it first, I'll break it when I get back."

...then you are really stubborn.

Gu Yuan sighed.I don't know people clearly, how could he fall in love with such a little heartless person?He is being eaten to death now, but if they really get together in the future, will he still have a way out?

Gu Yuan smacked his mouth twice, missing his French fries and apple instant noodles very much.

After changing his clothes, Jiang Li lay down on the table and calmed down slowly.

With his head down, Jiang Li spoke first: "Didn't you say that there is no Internet in my hometown?"

"It was installed not long ago." Gu Yuan thought for a while, straightened the person upright, and said again, "It was installed not long ago."

Jiang Li: ...

Annoying, why can't you hear the sound and only see the text bubble?He didn't want to face the screen directly and let Gu Yuan see his embarrassed face.

Jiang Li tilted his head, trying to play dead.

Gu Yuan turned him over again: "Are you really going to break it?"

"Well," Jiang Li replied vaguely.

Gu Yuan frowned: "Why? Are you desperate?"

"It's not that you will die if you leave." Jiang Li replied.

"..." Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge, ungrateful!Don't even think about who saved you on Ping'an Street just now!

The fire that had finally subsided suddenly resurfaced, and Gu Yuan typed on the keyboard with a cold face: "It's up to you."

Jiang Li lowered his head again.

After a while, Jiang Li's eyes were red, and he carefully hooked Changfeng You'an's sleeves: "Great God... I can't delay you. You are really good, very good, I can't..."

Gu Yuan's heart softened immediately, and he held up Jiang Li's face carefully: "Why are you dying?"

"I'm not good at sex." Jiang Li said aggrievedly.

Gu Yuan: "..."

Gu Yuan frowned: Could it be that this kid is stupid for eating pumpkin sticks?

After straightening him up, words bubbled up on Changfeng You'an's head: "I like you just because I like you, and it has nothing to do with your gender, understand?"

"That won't work."

"Why not?"

"I'm not good at sex." Jiang Li changed the subject again, almost crying with grievance, "Your grandma is married, and the four generations of the family live under the same roof, just wait for your five generations to live under the same roof in this life, consummation When it’s full, I can’t just bend you and bend you.”

"What you said, is it possible that you can still take me back?" Gu Yuan helped his forehead helplessly, "There are so many children and grandchildren in the family, and there is no shortage of me."

"That's different, and your family won't agree." Jiang Li shook his head.

"Who said that?" Gu Yuan frowned, "My mother really likes you."

Jiang Li: ...

"You... said?" Jiang Li asked cautiously.

On the screen, Changfeng You'an nodded.

"Is it because your family disagrees?" Gu Yuan asked.

Jiang Li shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't said it yet. I haven't encountered such a thing before, and I don't know if my mother will..."

Wait, what is he talking about?How come meeting the parents is involved before the horoscope is written?

Jiang Li was expressionless: "You trick me."

Gu Yuan coughed lightly, trying to hide his embarrassment, but remembered that Jiang Li couldn't see his expression at all, so he felt relieved.

"That's not the case." Word bubbles appeared on Changfeng You'an's head.

Ha ha.

Jiang Li sneered for a while, and wanted to say something more, when the scene changed, he opened his eyes again, and he wore it back again.

It was still dark outside, and it was just after midnight.

An hour later, he put it back on again.

Jiang Li subconsciously took out the cell phone next to his pillow, opened it, and the Great God sent him back a message.

[Okay, good night. ]

Routines are routines!

Jiang Li turned off the phone, thinking viciously.

After waking up again, it was dawn.

Jiang Li was so sleepy that he just wanted to get up and put on his clothes, but immediately fell back, and at the same time, he sneezed.

Jiang Li was so weak that he didn't even want to move a finger, only a little consciousness remained:

No way, if you get caught in the rain in the game, you can catch yourself a cold?

Jiang Li wanted to cry, but the phone rang at this moment.

After drowsily connecting the phone, Gu Yuan's steady and gentle voice came from the other end of the phone: "I'll be there in the afternoon, are you coming today?"

"Well, it depends on the situation." Jiang Li said subconsciously, and was startled by his hoarse voice.

Sure enough, Gu Yuan on the phone frowned: "Are you sick? I'll go find you."

"No, no, no, my roommate is here, so there's no need to come here." Jiang Li hoarsely looked at Gao Ming who had just woken up, and saw the latter gesture to him, and then pointed to the door.

"I'll be leaving in a while, so I won't disturb your relationship." Gao Ming whispered.

Jiang Li: ...

A person who has no eyesight, didn't he see that I was going to die of illness?Rubbish roommate, is this how you sell me?

Jiang Li didn't have the strength to explain anything to Gao Ming, he let go of his fingers and the phone slid out.

When he woke up again, he saw Gu Yuan with a worried face, who was sitting directly on the middle bed ladder.

"I've changed the sign." Gu Yuan patted the bed board, "You got off the table and went to bed, it's hard for me to sit."

Looking at the access control card in Gu Yuan's hand, Jiang Li scolded Gao Ming in his heart:

You have the guts not to come back, rubbish roommate!

The author has something to say: Gao Ming: Hey, why are you dizzy?Is the phone still on?Hey, it's not a girl, ah, it's okay, big brother is more convenient, I will lend you the access control card.

Jiang Li: Listen, listen!This is a roommate, a person who works!