If you give me a silly girl

"Get up, get up, get up"!

Cui Jing opened her eyes dimly, and saw Sha Niu holding a super invincible sledgehammer and smashing it towards her head. Her first thought was that she might not be trying to murder her master!

Fear stimulated the potential of the human body, turning Cui Jing into a flexible and fat person. She rolled over and rolled under the bed. Although it hurt, it was better than being hit by a sledgehammer.

Cui Jing raised her hands above her head, the Lingtai was extremely clear,

"I was wrong, I was wrong, Master Silly Girl, I surrender, I admit defeat",

She didn't know why, and she didn't have time to ask, anyway, if you make a thousand mistakes, you can't be wrong,

"Little fat girl, I'm just calling you to get up, this is the alarm clock program set by the original owner",

Sha Niu put the big hammer in front of Cui Jing, smiled and said,

"Look, it's fake",

Before the words fell, the big hammer had turned into a green number symbol and disappeared.

Cui Jingchang breathed a sigh of relief, she was really scared to death, who set it up, all the sleepy bugs were scared away, she was so energetic,

"I must be having a nightmare."

I'm sure I wasn't scared like this, and I will never set this kind of ghost alarm clock again, it will shorten my lifespan.

Dressing and folding quilts, combing her hair, washing her face and brushing her teeth, Sha Niu has been following her all the time, making her feel like the orange cat that ran away after raising it for a while has come home again,

Cui Jing tore at her school uniform, her body trembled, she forgot to sew clothes yesterday, what are you wearing now?

After digging through the closet for a long time, I finally decided not to wear a coat, and only wore a school uniform with short sleeves. Although it was cooler in the morning, it was hot after running.

"I thought about it all night",

Sha Niu looked at Cui Jing who was carrying her schoolbag,

"I agree to change the password, in exchange, you have to agree to go with me to save brother Xiaoqian",

I don't know why, but when she said this, she felt a dull pain in her chest. There is a place where the chip is installed. Is there something wrong? I have to do a comprehensive inspection in a while.

Cui Jing, who put her hand on the doorknob of the bedroom, paused for a moment before giving instructions,

"Phone Mode",

Sha Niu still looked at her with that almost paranoid and begging gaze until it completely turned into green digital energy,

Cui Jing put the glass dolls gathered in her hands into her schoolbag, went to the kitchen to heat Cui Ran's milk, and then told him to get up,

Morning reading class at 10:[-], now at [-]:[-], she runs to school every day, about [-] minutes, the school opens at [-]:[-], just right, she asked the teacher for the key of the classroom, you can use it in the classroom study for an hour,

Cui Jing was a little disappointed. The journey was safe and sound, and there was nothing that required help when encountering injustice.

"It's wrong for you to skip breakfast like this",

Sha Niu taught Cui Jing earnestly in her consciousness,

"As the saying goes, breakfast nourishes IQ, lunch nourishes physical strength, and dinner nourishes fat. If you skip breakfast and exercise too much, you already have symptoms of anemia,"

"anemia"?

Cui Jing jogged, raised her hand to wipe the sweat from her forehead,

"I'm so fat, how can I be anemic, don't worry about me, I'm losing weight",

"You idiot",

The silly girl's angry voice sounded,

"You don't even understand the reason why you gain weight, so you use the most laborious and least efficient way to lose weight. Do you know that this will reduce the body's nutritional function and shorten the body's tolerance, and in severe cases, it may even lead to overweight. premature death",

So serious, Cui Jing stopped, pursed her lips,

"Then what to do, I can't change my appearance, but I don't want to be so fat all my life",

"Silly girl can help you, I guarantee that you will have a devilish body, an angelic face, and you will be able to overwhelm the crowd, overwhelm the country, and charm all living beings...",

"stop",

Cui Jing made a stop gesture,

"I'm thinking about what password is more appropriate to change. It's your duty to help me, not a bargaining chip."

Cui Jing has been sensitive to the exchange that Sha Niu said in the morning. In fact, since she woke up Sha Niu, Sha Niu has never absolutely obeyed her instructions.

Silly girl, she is no longer a qualified machine, she will not belong to her forever after all,

The school gate of No. [-] Middle School is right in front of you, and Cui Jing can vaguely see the security guards of the school struggling to open the iron gate, as if opening the black hole of a giant beast.

Cui Jing could feel her legs getting weak, probably because she was too tired from running, she walked slowly towards the door step by step, and gave instructions to the silly girl in her consciousness,

"Revise……",

"Hey hey!"

Sha Niu eagerly interrupted what Cui Jing wanted to say,

"I suddenly remembered that when I was investigating in the Triassic period, I secretly hid a dragon egg of a Peiwen pterosaur in a cave. May I give it to you as a pet?"

Cui Jing ignored the silly girl's interference and continued to issue instructions,

"password",

The mechanical female voice sounded immediately,

"Please enter a new password",

Cui Jing opened her lips and said word by word,

"I am a fool",

Seriously, as if to announce something,

"Password reset complete",

As soon as you enter the gate, you will see an eight-story white teaching building. It seems that it has existed for a long time. The original white is graffitied with messy words and patterns, and there are even many red fonts of confession.

Of course the bald dean was fuming with anger, but it was a pity that there was no way to control it. Later, the Ministry of Education replaced the new principal, and the methods were so cruel that he could not bear to look directly at him. The enrollment rate soared year after year, and the dilapidated No. title,

Although it is called nine-year compulsory education, but the entrance examination is too bad, it is impossible to enter this school.

There was no one in the school at the moment, and it was even eerily quiet. Cui Jing couldn't help but think of the campus ghost incidents she had seen before.

Their class was on the second floor. Cui Jing hurried up the stairs, found Class [-] of junior high school, and quickly opened the door to enter, as if playing hide and seek with someone.