Fairy takeaway

After admiring the not-so-exciting Handover Ceremony of the Catbook, he originally thought that this would be the end of tonight's special event.He yawned and began to miss the soft and comfortable bed in the little boss's house.Although there were many times when Luo Xiang threw him under the bed, he couldn't enjoy a full long night very well.But it's better than nothing, sleeping on a real human bed is much more comfortable than a random nest made of asparagus and twigs-not to mention that when building the nest, thanks to his and Tammi's enthusiastic participation, Tano's little The bed always smelled faintly of otter saliva.

However, it is clear that the cats are not willing to end such a night of trans-epochal significance in a hurry.Before Luo Xiang expressed his willingness to leave, Consul Mao rolled over and stopped the two guests in the small square outside the office.Then, under his shocked eyes, the cats put on a special feline art show.

At the beginning, a big white cat with orange patterns meowed to announce the curtain call, then a group of young kittens of different colors came up and jumped up and down, and then four fat cats with big faces jumped up and down the stage and danced with their paws, and then Suddenly, a long-haired black cat fell down from the tree, holding a small shapeless animal in its mouth, as if it was going to perform a show of catching mice with its empty paws.

To be honest, it is difficult for a sea otter like Tano to understand the aesthetics of cats. In his eyes, they are all about the same height, short, fat, and thin, and he can't understand the connotation of these performances.It looked okay at the beginning, although he didn't know why the cats were twisting and turning, he still watched it with gusto.But after a long time, especially after he was forced to enjoy the two-hour "Cat Walking" large-scale song and dance show, his eyes became dizzy, his vision blurred, and the whole otter became trapped in a big ball of hair.

Cats at night are so energetic.

Luo Xiang sat down for three hours with dignity, and even had a good night's sleep.When he woke up, with a big wave of his hand, the party that tortured the otter finally came to an end.Consul Mao led a group of backbone cats, reluctantly escorting Luo Xiang all the way to the ferry of Hongjiu River.In the end, only Luo Xiang and Tano were left.

It was finally dawn.

He Nuo let out a long yawn towards the sky, and scratched the dew-wet fur on his belly with his paws uncomfortably.He licked his lips and was hungry again, it was a shame Consul Cat didn't offer a breakfast treat.He Nuo turned his head to look at Luo Xiang, even though he slept in the night wind, the little boss still looked very decent and handsome.He Nuo felt envious, and was about to ask about breakfast when suddenly a gray shadow flew out from the grass, which startled him a lot.

His heart beat wildly, and when he looked intently, it turned out to be a little rabbit.

That Mr. Rabbit looks very ordinary, with dull tawny hair, a pair of round black eyes, strong limbs, and a short tail.It’s just that for some reason, he used a pink plastic butterfly clip to hold his two long ears high, which looked like a long ponytail with a strange shape.

There is a smell of... um... nice chili noodles, fragrant, like a spicy rabbit head...

He Nuo was intoxicated, and when he looked up, he saw the gentle look in the eyes of the little boss when he faced food.He woke up in a jerk, swallowed silently, and silently thought that potential customers are also customers.

"Are you the boss of Immortal Takeaway?" Mr. Rabbit asked.His voice is high-pitched and very rhythmic, full of sense of rhythm, and he hit the ground with the sole of his right foot to beat the beat while talking, which made Nuo want to dance together.But considering his status as a mature boss, he Nuo held back.

"I am." He replied calmly.

Mr. Gray Rabbit tapped out another bar of music with the sole of his foot, and then nodded to introduce himself. "My name is Gray, Boom, Boom, Never Stop, Hole Digger, Grass Pile Raider, Race Don't Sleep, Resist Carrot Corn End Rabbit, Sickle of Blizzard , Wheat Bean Free Elf, Big Butt, Long Tail, High Ears, Lips Rabbit II."

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He Nuo nodded and said, "Hello, my name is He Nuo, uh, Sea Otter Tanuo. I, I am a mammal."

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Mr. Rabbit impatiently played a prelude to the rabbit dance, "Just call me Ash."

He Nuo nodded, and greeted again: "Hi, Mr. Ash, what do you need?"

"I heard that your fairy takeaway is recruiting..."

He Nuo interrupted: "These are all rumors, please refer to our official announcement for all information." Don't talk about recruiting, he doesn't even know where his next business will be.

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Ah Hui shook his legs even more impatiently, as if playing a death metal drum beat. "What!" He raised his voice, "I am here to work! I want to work, and I want to apply for your position! You can just agree directly. There is no need to discuss this matter, and I didn't mean to ask you."

He Nuo wondered, could he become so arrogant just by getting a long name?

Luo Xiang looked Ah Hui up and down, his expression pensive.

Although the head of the rabbit is delicious, it is too troublesome; the legs of the rabbit are good, with meat and strength, and can be full; the tail of the rabbit is tasteless to eat, and it is a pity to discard it...

Ah Hui subconsciously took a step back, the tips of her braided ears trembling slightly.He pretended to be aggressive, and stammered and continued to threaten: "In short, I'm here to inform you that from today onwards, this piece of fairy takeaway special delivery will be managed by my brothers from the DJing group of 'Youth is the one who can't live up to ears'" Responsible."

What?

He Nuo suspected that it was because he was hungry for hypoglycemia because he didn't eat breakfast, and he couldn't understand what Bie Tu said.What kind of organization is the disc group?Was there a band at the opening ceremony last night?He smiled and politely asked the other person to repeat.

Ah Hui sneered, showing extreme disdain, as if mocking the sea otter's short-sightedness. "Don't you know our DJ group? Did you hang out in Baiyelin, huh? We, the DJ group, are the overlords of this grassland! And I—" He tugged at the tips of his ears, coolly Throwing it back on the head, revealing a full head, "grey, thumping, never-ending disc player, digging holes, pile bumpers in green grass, running without sleep, resisting carrots Corn End Rabbit, Sikoff Blizzard, Wheat Bean Free Elf, big butt, long tail and high ears, Lips Rabbit II, is the head of the DJing group. "

To be honest, it would be a pity not to use such a round head as a spicy rabbit head.

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He Nuo came back to his senses, nodded, and concluded: "So you are a high society?"

"Bah!" Ah Hui jumped up and took a breath of air, and corrected excitedly, "How can it be called a high society? What are you talking about, don't you know that there is no high society after the founding of the People's Republic of China? We are a criminal organization with the nature of a high society .”

Luo Xie laughed out loud.

He Nuo was very serious, he thought for a moment, and decided to change the way of communication.He asked: "May I ask what is your job search for the DJing team?"

Ah Hui didn't even graduate from Tutu Kindergarten, so it was difficult for him to understand such a professional vocabulary as "appeal".But after Tano's unprofessional explanation, Ash still understood the other party's question. "What I want is very simple. You provide my brother with a job, and I will cover you, that's all. We don't ask for super high salary, you can do it normally. Oh, yes, we can also give you DJing, play every time, every time, every time, the price is favorable."

Unexpectedly, in the new world, there are still goblins who have changed their minds and are forced to resign. I am so touched.

"But if you don't agree, hehe..." Ah Hui suddenly changed the subject, raised his strong forelimbs, and showed off his muscles, "Believe it or not, if I drop a beat, a hundred brothers will jump to you in the middle of the night Playing discs outside the house?"

He Nuo subconsciously moved closer to Luo Xiang, and whispered an excuse: "It's not that I don't want to, but I have too little business now, and I don't need to take out rabbits at all."

Ash looked at him contemptuously, and said, "Can you still be a little promising? Doesn't your brochure say that you are the strongest entrepreneur in Baiyelin-Hongjiuhe? Don't you want to build a food delivery empire? Is your empire only the size of a palm?"

"I think so," Tano blurted out, and then quickly retracted his head, "But in my blueprint, the first phase of this empire-building plan is probably to be completed in 100 years. I originally planned to let my children Inherited from the father's business."

Of course, the premise is that he can find the words of the proprietress.

Probably because he didn't expect the sea otter to have such lofty ideals, Luo Xiang raised his eyebrows and showed a meaningful expression.

Ah Hui kicked his legs and grabbed the ground with his head.

He Nuo felt a little sorry for his plump head.

"Anyway, I got on this thief ship..." Ah Hui weakly knocked out a paragraph of Erquan Yingyue, "I can't say anything. Anyway, I just want to inform you about such a thing. I, I..." He sobbed softly.

Ah Hui is the eldest in the family, and there are 22 rabbit sisters behind him, so he must take the lead and set an example.If Mother Rabbit didn't threaten him with disbanding the DJing group and ordered him to find a decent job when he became an adult, he wouldn't have to suffer all this.

Thinking about the impermanence of the rabbit world, it turns out that this is the feeling of growing up!

It turns out that this is the pain of youth!

This is really an unbearable burden of life that makes rabbits more sad than not being able to stand up their ears!

Oh, the trumpet of music sounded in his head, and Ash jumped up involuntarily, stomping out a fifth symphony in C minor.

He Nuo was almost moved, and a surge of enthusiasm surged up spontaneously.He involuntarily clapped his paws and applauded loudly.

"Why don't we do this," he promised, "We can create a reserve cadre plan for special delivery staff. Any member of the DJing team who has special skills, can run, and has ideals and ambitions can sign up. We Choose the best and make progress together!"

The Fifth Symphony in C minor came to an abrupt end.

Ash raised his head abruptly, rekindled his hope, and said excitedly, "Can it still be like this? Can the brothers who are successfully selected give a certificate of good practice? The kind that needs to be stamped with a red stamp, it is best to ask Jay to send it to the house." Go, just like the kindergarten admission notice."

"Okay." He promises.One catty of radishes can be carved into a pile, how simple it is.

"That, that..." The twists and turns, the surprise came so suddenly that Ah Hui's words were incoherent.Dong dong dong, he knocked out a noise indiscriminately. "Then start with me! You, you test me!" Ah Hui summoned up his courage and shouted loudly.

Norton suddenly stuck.Although it was said to be an interview, the little sea otter, who had never seen anything in the world, didn't know what to do in the interview.He thought for a while, and finally thought of a question that had puzzled him for a long time.

"Why do you have a little clip on your ear?"

Is this the distinctive outfit of the DJing group?

"Oh, you're talking about this." Ah Hui took off the butterfly clips on his ears nonchalantly.His two long ears dropped instantly, and they were softly attached to his cheeks. "Because I was born as a lop-eared rabbit, I can't prick up my ears like other grass rabbits. I think it's not handsome or witty, so I use clips to tie my ears into a ponytail. In this way, my ears are sharper than any other rabbits. Be refreshed."

From the perspective of the grass rabbit family, soft ears are a symptom of congenital deficiency. Maybe Ah Hui has suffered a lot of discrimination since childhood.He Nuo thought of his own nickname of "face rubbing monster", and felt a little embarrassed.But after thinking about it, I heard that the humans in the city prefer lop-eared rabbits. In another environment, Ah Hui might become a favorite.Unexpectedly, there is also a rabbit like Ah Hui who is not rare and unique with his innate advantages. He deserves to learn how to play DJing.

Ah Hui rearranged her ears and puffed out her chest more confidently.It seems that the entry interview is not difficult at all.

He Nuo scratched his head and pondered for a long time, but couldn't think of anything else to ask.He raised his head and looked at the little boss with watery eyes, signaling for help.

Luo Xiang said, "Ask him what specialties he has."

Tano suddenly realized, nodded quickly, and looked at Ah Hui.

"Specialty?" Ah Hui frowned in confusion, shook his head suddenly, jumped up and turned around, turned his butt towards Tanuo, revealing a small fluffy short tail. "My tail is very long, does that count?"

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Maybe because he sensed the strange look in his eyes, Ah Hui hastily explained: "Don't look at the appearance, my tail has grown, even among the grass rabbits, I'm one of the best." After all, He stretched out his claws, grabbed the tail and pulled it hard.

Wow--

Tano's hair was all over, his eyes were full of admiration.It's really a long tail!

Ah Hui's tail was pulled out, about eleven to twelve centimeters long, fully a quarter of his body length, it was astonishing.

Luo Xian's eyes also lit up.It seems that there is no need to abandon the tail.

"Oh, that's right!" Ash flicked his tail back, and shouted again, "My family is still a noble among rabbits, will this help me to be selected?"

If the family background is good, there is indeed some competitiveness... Maybe?He Nuo was not sure, and asked, "May I ask what kind of nobleman it is?"

"The famous one." Ash raised his chin proudly.

Hmm, he Nuo nodded vigorously and poked his neck curiously, how famous is he?

"You know that you are waiting for a rabbit, right?" Ah Hui shook his feet triumphantly, "The rabbit that crashed to death is the ancestor of our grass rabbits."

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Well, it's really famous.