Fairy takeaway

Unknowingly, the hottest days of summer have passed, and everything is quietly dyed in autumn colors, only the big pear tree in the small courtyard of Luo’s family is still raining white flowers.

In the past two days, Little Sea Otter's human love knowledge learning course has entered the literature part.Like the vast majority of spirits, he is not good at human characters. Just seeing the densely packed pages of small tofu cubes can make his head spin, not to mention some uncommon characters or complex strokes. I still don't recognize it completely.For such a thick novel, it takes a whole day to read three pages and then rest for half a day, which really makes the little sea otter sigh.

However, his human friend Ms. Bobotou has repeatedly assured that these literary works are rich in content and interesting, and can benefit otters a lot after reading, so it is worth trying.Only then did the little sea otter bite the bullet and read it word by word.Fortunately, the new human text translation software launched by Cheng Jing Association is very easy to use, scanning and recognition, voice transmission, all in one step.Since the little sea otter learned to use the auxiliary software, his reading speed has improved significantly, and he has gradually found some fun in human literature.

On this day, the little sea otter finally finished his first novel in his life, put down his phone, rubbed his sore eyes, and ran to share his experience with the little boss.

The little boss was lying on his small bamboo chair, his face was covered with a green canna leaf, he was rocking the recliner gently, listening to the confrontation between a turtledove and a swallow without saying a word.Two birds jump back and forth on the ground, you advance and retreat, and have a turn-based quarrel.Both sides are red-faced and chattering, both want to fight for the best geomantic treasure land on the big pear tree to build a nest and raise cubs.For this reason, they have been arguing for a whole summer, and there are a lot of trivial troubles, and they have to come to the little boss for comment every now and then.

Hearing the sound of the little sea otter running, Luo Xian lifted the leaves on his face, opened his eyes and glanced at the two birds whose feathers were blown up, raised his hand, pointed to the big swallow, and said softly: "This time it's the swallow." Your reason. That's it, let's go."

The swallow held its head high in an instant, squinting triumphantly at Rushuang's beaten turtledove, then turned its head away arrogantly, chirped cheerfully, spread its wings and flew away in an instant, like a black silhouette.Although the turtledove was annoyed, it had no choice but to follow closely behind and flew away.

The little sea otter had already come to him, bent over and sat cross-legged, and naturally rested his chin on the back of Luo Xiang's hand.He especially likes to look at the little boss in this way from bottom to top.

Luo Xie reached out and covered the little sea otter's head with the canna leaf in his hand.The thick canna leaves instantly turned into a small brown straw hat, covering his flushed face.

"I've finished reading, do you want to hear my review?" Little Sea Otter asked.

"I don't want to." Luo Xiang resolutely refused as always.

Luo Xian lacked interest in human literature.In his long life, he has read too many human words, and witnessed appalling facts.There is nothing new under the sun, and presumably there are no works of human literature that can impress him.

The little sea otter didn't give up lightly, and continued to grind him enthusiastically, saying, "Let's just listen."

Luo Xie glanced at him briefly, sighed, and said, "Then listen."

As the head of Luo's small courtyard, it's rare for him to have leisure.

The little sea otter was happy, shaking his head and talking.

"I think that the determination of a romantic relationship mainly depends on appearance."

……

This time, Luo Xiang finally looked at the little sea otter seriously, with serious eyes.

The little sea otter was even more proud, presenting the facts and making sense, and stated his reasoning clearly and logically.

"Look, in this novel I'm reading, there is a human being who plays a lot of roles in it. He is liked by all human beings in the world. No matter who they are, they will be deeply fascinated by him and like him just by looking at him. He fell in love with him. Later, he met a very powerful human being who didn’t like to fall in love with other humans. As a result, the very powerful human who didn’t like to fall in love with him took a look at him and fell in love with him. Finally, a A human who only does bad things, this human hates all other humans, but he also likes humans with a lot of scenes..."

Luo Xian opened his mouth and shouted to stop, and asked the little sea otter to replace the "human beings" in the story with A, B, C, and D, so as to go over the relationship between the characters.

"What is A, B, B, D?" the little sea otter asked curiously.

Luo Xiang was at a loss for words, paused, and said, "Then you can replace it with familiar animal names."

The little sea otter struggled for a while, and then continued: "That is an otter, because it is so good-looking, and is liked by all the small animals. Everyone wants to be friends with him. But, in fact, this otter has magic powers. He has the power to bring the dead back to life and reincarnate again. Relying on his wonderful magic power, he came to a strange world. In this world, he used to have a relationship with a big star... Well, the big star peacock had a relationship, and Before mating, the peacock hated him. Later, he fell in love with a very talented professor squirrel, but they also failed to mate, and the two broke up. Later, he met a squirrel with a lot of money in his family Puppies, two fell in love, hurriedly broke up before mating..."

Luo Xian interrupted him again and asked, "Why does this otter have so many mating partners? What exactly are you looking at?"

"The name of this book is "After Time Traveling, Seven Ex-Boyfriends Begged Me to Get Back Together." The little sea otter covered his mouth with his paws, and said mysteriously, "I'll tell you quietly, those little animals mentioned earlier In the end, none of them were with the otter. At the end, the otter married a domineering president, the big bastard, which pissed off the first seven."

……

Luo Xiang intends to take back the foreword, there are still a few new things under the sun occasionally.

The little sea otter sighed while talking, and said: "Brother Golden Eagle told me before that his former employer was a domineering president, and I was still very curious. Only after reading human novels did I know that domineering presidents are not very good at it." He looks smart. But his daily work is quite strenuous. Every time he has to quarrel with other small animals, he often shouts that the otter is mine, and none of you can approach him. Or he is ordered to work for him Let them buy all kinds of things for the otters, and if they don’t do well, they will deduct their wages. I feel that he is always angry, I don’t know why, anyway, I don’t want to be the president.”

He remembered what Ms. Wolfdog once told him, as long as Little Sea Otter is willing, he can also be called the president of Immortal Delivery.After learning about the impoverished spiritual world of the president at this moment, the little sea otter chose to refuse.However, as he was talking, he soon noticed it, stopped talking a little embarrassedly, and confessed that he shouldn't slander the employer of Big Brother Golden Eagle.At least the president who delivered the car seemed quite generous.

The little sea otter turned his head and continued chatting with Luo Xiang, saying: "So you see, that otter has no special skills, but is very good-looking, so every little animal that sees him will wow in his heart , in the end they all liked him.”

Luo Xiang struggled for a moment, but decided to save the little sea otter's increasingly deviating aesthetics and three views, and said, "Not necessarily, the beautiful skin is just an opportunity to touch the soul."

The little sea otter is still young, if he still speaks the truth like this when getting along with others in the future, he will easily be beaten by the society.

"Oh, is it?" The little sea otter squinted his eyes, his face was full of disbelief, and his tone was floating, "But even the little animals who hated him at the beginning would add a sentence when they scolded him, don't think that you grow up If you look good, you can do whatever you want. They all hated Otter at first, and they didn’t like his insides, but in the end, they all let go of their principles because they looked so good.”

Luo Xiang said vaguely: "Anyway, that's the meaning. You don't read too many books now, so it's normal that you can't fully comprehend the author's clues and foreshadowing."

The little sea otter subconsciously felt that this point of view could not completely convince him, but because it came from the mouth of the little boss, for some reason, it seemed very reasonable when coupled with his good-looking face.So, he nodded seriously, expressing his willingness to accept.

"Then I still need to read a few more books in the future." He said, "However, I think there may be some problems with the book list my human friend provided me. After reading this human novel, I feel that it is not an introduction. A love story."

Luo Xiang looked at him, resting his chin on one hand, applauding the place as if listening.

The little sea otter couldn't help laughing, with great interest, and continued: "Because I don't feel the love between the otter and the bastard. If you like someone, the love is very full, and it will overflow from your heart. Your Your eyes, your hands, everything about you is not deceiving.

But the otter in this story, he is very good to other small animals, he will not mind cuddling with the little frog who has a crush on him, and he will touch the girl's head and so on. It feels like a love overflowing people.But he hates the big bastard very much, he doesn't want to see him, he doesn't like to listen to his explanation, and he often ridicules him.All in all, no matter what the big bastard does, it is wrong in the eyes of the otter.The reason for his refusal is also very reluctant. The otter said that he is also a male and does not like males. "

In the eyes of the little sea otter, no matter what gender the mating combination is, as long as they really like each other, it is good, and there is no sexuality problem at all.

Luo Xian looked at him speechlessly, and said, "For most human beings, this reason is sufficient."

The little sea otter pouted dissatisfiedly, and said: "But the otter doesn't hate the pursuit of other males. I saw the end of the story, and suddenly realized that the otter was going to mate with the big bastard in the end. And oh, he It’s not that he took the initiative to be with Da Wangba, but he reluctantly agreed to protect the little frog who had a crush on him. If he hadn’t rejected the little frog’s confession, I thought the story ended with the otter and the little frog living happily Together."

The little sea otter shook his head after finishing speaking, and concluded solemnly: "In short, I have not received any love inspiration after watching it. I just think that the process of pursuing a spouse should not be like this. If you don't like it, you shouldn't be forced to be together. .If you like it, tell the other person loudly and live happily with him.”

Luo Xiang couldn't help but patted his hairy head.In the simple world of Little Sea Otter, feelings are simple and clear.If you like each other, get closer.After confessing without reservation, although you will be sad, you will not be crazy about it.He firmly believes that the person he likes must be a person worthy of love.Conversely, if the other party failed his love, the little sea otter might not insist.It's a brutal naivety.But sometimes, meaningless entanglement is a kind of harm to each other.From this perspective, the little sea otter is full of open-minded wisdom.

"You're right." Luo Xiang said.

The little sea otter narrowed his eyes and laughed.

"However, what kind of novels are you reading? It's a mess."

"It's Crispy Duck Literature." The little sea otter said cheerfully, "I saw the name looks delicious, so I clicked it out of curiosity. This story is the first one in the shared book list sent by my human friend." What about the article. I also took a look at it, and the second article is called "I Married an Imperial General after Retiring the Engagement", which sounds very good, and I think I can send it to Ms. Song Cheng for a look."

Luo Xiang stopped stroking the sea otter's head.

"Speaking of which, I haven't eaten crispy duck yet. Little boss, have you ever eaten it? Is it delicious?" The little sea otter looked at the little boss while sucking his saliva.

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"Stop watching such things in the future."

"OK."

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The book and the title of the book are purely fabricated, if there is any similarity, it is purely nothing new under the sun [狗头]