Fairy takeaway

The next day, he received a party invitation from Mr. Lin Zhou and Song Cheng.No matter how hard they tried, they successfully changed the original wedding banquet into an ordinary friend party.At the same time, Mr. Qiao Wu's letter of safety arrived.His recovery is not bad, and he has gradually been able to recall some things in the past, and promised to formally meet Canary Yusha and green cat Biyan, hoping that he can help him arrange two-way talks.

At that time, he was sitting in the small courtyard of Luo's family, sucking a big popsicle, and seemed very happy after receiving the letter.He reads the contents of the letter aloud, eager to share it with his little boss, while proudly showing off the great event of having a friend invite him to a party.

"Look, this is not an otter's summer party, but a private party between friends in the true sense. I finally have a human friend who can invite me to the party." He promised his phone After reading the invitation letter information in the book several times, the popsicle melted and dripped on the back of his hand, turning into sticky sugar stains.

Luo Xiang was still lying on his bamboo chair, closed his eyes and meditated, and did not speak.Last night, in order to prove to Tanuo that he is not someone who doesn't like bathing and cleaning, Luo Xiang was forced to take a long sea salt bath.The little sea otter squatted outside the bathroom, pinching the stopwatch, and waited for him to soak for a full hour before letting go.When Luo Xiang got up, the skin all over her body was wrinkled.The long time in the bath made him listless, and even his appetite decreased, so he lay listlessly on the recliner early in the morning.At this time, when he heard the culprit, the little sea otter, he couldn't even turn his eyes.

Seeing that he was silent, Ta Nuo suddenly rushed over, pressing his entire upper body on Luo Xiang's chest, and asked curiously, "Why are you unhappy?"

Luo Xiang snorted, finally opened his eyes, and swept him down with his arm. "It's dead." He said with disgust, "Don't try to secretly wipe my hands with such dirty hands."

He Nuo didn't take it seriously, he gnawed the remaining popsicles, ran to wash his paws, flew back quickly, and threw himself into Luo Xiang's arms again.

Luo Xiang remained motionless and pretended to be dead.

"Lin Zhou said that I can bring a family member with me." He looked at Luo Xiang eagerly, his eyes sparkling, "Do you want to go with me?"

"No." Luo Xiang refused directly without even thinking about it.

He Nuo lowered his eyebrows in disappointment.Unfortunately, no matter how much he begged, the little boss refused to let go.Although Luo Xiang's exasperated appearance is also very good-looking, but Tano prefers that he promises to accompany him to the party as a family member.Mr. Lin Zhou said that he had read the menu and it was all delicious, so it would be very interesting.

"Why don't you want to go with me?" Little Sea Otter asked persistently.

Luo Xie sat up irritably, supported Thano who was sliding down, stared into his eyes and asked, "Do you know what family members mean?"

Unexpectedly, the little sea otter nodded triumphantly, and said, "Of course I know, I have also been learning about human beings very well recently, okay?"

There have been explanations about family members in the human movies he has watched.

"Oh?" Luo Xiang obviously didn't believe it, and asked, "Then tell me, what is a family member?"

He Nuo cast a helpless look at him, "Do you still want to ask me such a simple question?", and said naturally, "Family members are legal mating objects."

……

If you are wrong, you are right, and it is even quite accurate.

however……

Luo Xiang frowned, and said angrily, "Do you know what day it is today?"

The little sea otter was stunned, and subconsciously asked, "What day is it today?"

Today does not belong to any human holiday, nor is it a ghost anniversary, nor is it a weekend, nor is it a Monday, and it is still several months before eating lake crabs.

"So what are we doing now?"

"What are we doing?"

The little sea otter looked down at himself and the little boss.Just... just didn't do anything.He had just finished eating a popsicle, and he still smelled of fruit.

Luo Xiang's complexion became even worse, and he sneered directly, and said, "It's not a special day, nor is it a well-arranged occasion, what are you telling me about that? Hmm?"

He Nuo couldn't understand, but this didn't prevent him from apologizing directly. "It's all my fault!" His attitude was very sincere, "Don't be unhappy."

Luo Xiang didn't think of letting him go easily.He asked again: "The question I asked you before, have you figured out the answer?" There was a bit of aggressiveness between the words.

"What's the problem?" He Nuo was even more at a loss.

"think it yourself."

The poor little sea otter had no clue, and sat under the tree with his head in his hands all afternoon, recalling the bits and pieces after he met the little boss over and over again, turning every shot, slowing down and stretching, Savor.This process is extremely cumbersome, and it seems disorganized, which frustrates the otter.But fortunately, although the little sea otter himself talked a lot, the little boss was not a talkative person, and the actual content of the conversation between the two of them was actually not much.And counting, the little sea otter recalled a few moments that were almost forgotten by him from time to time but were actually very beautiful moments, and he couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering every time he thought of it.

In fact, the little boss should have liked him a long time ago, hehe.

After dinner, Tano finally came to a more reliable conclusion.He ran to the little boss and asked cautiously, "Is it about the question that you can't swim?"

The little sea otter thought about it, but nothing else, only this problem, every time he touched it, the little boss would show obvious annoyance and anger.

Sure enough, Luo Xiang became unhappy after hearing half of it. "What do you mean I can't swim?" He asked rhetorically, "It's obviously about 'your elder brother and I fell into the water, which one do you want to save'."

Look... the little sea otter looked clear, and was about to answer, but was interrupted by the little boss impatiently waving his hand.

"Okay, okay, stop talking, I don't need you to save me, I can not only swim ashore by myself, but also pick up your elder brother together, okay?"

After all, he got up and went back to the house, and left without looking back.

Obviously the little boss asked the question himself, why did he still get angry.He Nuo stared at his back sadly, thinking, the heart of the little boss is really an embroidery needle in the Pacific Ocean.

That night, he turned into his original form, contributed his hairy belly, and performed a unique skill of rubbing his face with his claws. He rolled and acted cute for a whole night, and only then did the angry little boss feel better.However, the proposal to have family members to accompany them was directly rejected by one vote.

Two days later, the little sea otter went to the party alone as promised.

Human parties are indeed extraordinary.Under the call of Mr. Lin Zhou, there were more than 100 human beings who finally arrived, and the entire venue was crowded with excitement.The original flowers and other wedding decorations were rearranged to look more warm and youthful.In addition to his nominal birthday party, several other humans also got together to celebrate birthdays.Calculated, this is probably just a platter party with four different shapes, but it is also unique and very interesting.Several protagonists will jointly share part of the cost of the banquet and on-site decoration. Although this cannot completely recover Song Cheng's loss, it is already a great help to her.

Song Cheng was also present at the party.Compared with a few days ago, she has obviously fully recovered, her complexion is fine, and she looks much more cheerful.Although there were almost no friends she was familiar with among the guests present, Song Cheng still greeted the guests warmly and considerately, and even took on the job of temporary master of ceremonies, shining brightly among the crowd.

The party is filled with young, like-minded people, many of whom are single.Many of them learned the news from the Internet, and they knew a thing or two about the bad things that happened to Song Cheng.With their kind support, the scene was not awkward at all, full of rare warmth and sincerity everywhere.Song Cheng also made many new friends because of this.

For her, choosing to marry a man without deep affection at the age of 30 is actually a compromise to the unknown. After all, wandering in the world, no one can guarantee that she can live alone without disease or disaster.She vaguely thought that if she missed this marriage, she would not have another chance.This is probably the reason why she has repeatedly borne with the pig's trotter button, because he is Song Cheng's helpless last choice, and it is a necessary step for her to complete her "normal life".

However, after jumping out of her thinking pattern and escaping from her own small box, and looking at the bigger world, Song Cheng suddenly discovered that there are many single and happy people around her.For the future, they are not afraid, nor are they perfunctory, and they do not plan to pin their happiness on the illusory "must-have steps in life".

In the final analysis, the sense of security is actually given by oneself.A person with a strong heart will never let his soul be threatened.

Song Cheng suddenly became enlightened, determined to let go, and couldn't help but think that maybe this was a blessing in disguise, getting up from a fall, and running more steadily in the future on the road of life.

Song Cheng went to find Ta Nuo, thanked him solemnly, and told him about the little wolf dog's arrangement. "Now it can eat and sleep, but it has gained a few pounds, and its flesh is like a small meat ball. It is so cute, I can't move my eyes every time I look at it. When I finish my vacation, I will put it on Take it home, I have already bought a lot of toys online, and I will send you new photos when the time comes."

He Nuo saw her smile so brightly, and felt sincerely happy for his new friend.He wisely didn't ask about her and Ms. Wolf Dog. The fewer audiences in love stories, the better.

After greeting his friends, Mr. Lin Zhou also sat beside Ta Nuo and brought him a souvenir.The accompanying gift was also directly changed from the gifts of the wedding guests. It was full of wedding candy, but it tasted good, and there were a few Ferrero pieces that Tano liked very much.

Mr. Lin Zhou is indeed the most gentle human being in Lin Jiang's mouth. After sitting down, he saw that Tanuo was only busy eating hard and couldn't get any food, so he took the initiative to help him grab a lot of delicious food, which moved him very much.Today, Mr. Lin Zhou changed his usual gold-rimmed glasses and chose another pair of black-rimmed glasses, which made him look younger.

Whenever he Nuo saw him, he could recall the first time he saw Lin Jiang.At that time, Lin Jiang was just a small manager of the cat office, and she always liked to wear a pair of gold-rimmed glasses like humans, pretending to be a sophisticated and learned look.Although she is called a gentle name like "sister", she has a big temper.No matter how you think about it, Mr. Lin Zhou spoiled Lin Jiang too much when he was his human being.

He was thinking of Lin Jiang in his heart, but he didn't expect that Mr. Lin Zhou next to him would take the initiative to mention Lin Jiang.His words were very tactful, with some hesitation, probably because he didn't know how to describe his new relationship with Lin Jiang.

Finally, he asked, "I heard he quit his job and is working for you now?"

He Nuo felt very guilty about this, after all, Immortal Food Delivery is just a good name, but it can't be regarded as an industry in fact.However, it is a fact that Lin Jiang has become his general manager, so there is no need to hide this.So, he Nuo nodded calmly.

Mr. Lin Zhou probably didn't want to make things difficult for him, so he didn't ask what their "business" was, but said: "It's good to change another job. He was selling insurance before, and he told me a little bit about the situation, I always feel that The company he worked for was unreliable. Two days ago, he found me out of the blue, saying that he had found a new job, and he returned all the money I paid for his insurance. Although I don’t know how the insurance company works Yes, but the insured amount should not be withdrawn so quickly, and I don't know how he did it..."

The implication is that Mr. Lin Zhou is also very worried about Lin Jiang's situation.

Tano attributes this concern to the inherent bond between humans and domestic pets.Maybe Mr. Lin Zhou would be so worried if he couldn't catch mice when Lin Jiang was still fluffy.

Thinking of this, Ta Nuo couldn't help comforting him: "Don't worry, Lin Jiang is very smart, and he even raised his salary. I don't think he will treat me badly."

Mr. Lin Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he said, "I'm quite relieved to follow you. If you see him, please send a message for me. The previous money was originally intended to help him. If he doesn't go well, you can come to him again. I."

He made a promise.

The big meal was almost finished, and Mr. Lin Zhou reminded him that the inspection trip to the forest zoo will take place in about two weeks, so he needs to make preparations.

"At that time, I will sort out the arrangements and precautions and send them to you in advance. It's nothing complicated, just follow me."

He Nuo nodded quickly.

Mr. Lin Zhou added: "In order to promote more scientific knowledge of animals and plants in a positive way, we will consider broadcasting the whole process online. If you have any questions, you can apply for not being on camera."

He Nuo had no direct contact with human webcasts, but he didn't think it mattered.He is such a cute little sea otter, there is no need to hide it, he Nuo thought confidently.

The food in the human party is delicious, and everyone is very friendly. The little sea otter said that he can give it five stars.Not only did Song Cheng open her heart and make new friends, but even the little sea otter knew many human friends.

Among them was a human with a beautiful bobbed hair, who probably had a drink and was having a high-spirited conversation. Seeing that his face was tender, he must have a long talk with him.The little sea otter has never seen such a talkative human being, and he also faintly has gossip feelings similar to him, which is very interesting.

"Little brother, you look so cute, do you have a girlfriend?"

He Nuo shook his head honestly.

"Oh, oh, that won't work. At your age, you should fall in love early. How can you waste it like this?" Ms. Bobotou recalled her youth, and couldn't help feeling, "Puppy love is the most wonderful thing in life." One thing, and you must fall in love with a boy who is like a dream when you are young, this is called youth."

He Nuo couldn't understand the complex emotions she described, but he understood one thing. "But I already have someone I like." He said.

When Ms. Bobotou heard the words, she immediately started gossiping, planning to get to the bottom of it. "Then why don't you confess your love? If you like it, you have to act. Do you understand, or she will become someone else's girlfriend?"

"Not a girlfriend." He Nuo shook his head seriously.

"what?"

"It's male...a man."

……

Unexpectedly, Ms. Bobotou's eyes glowed with gold, she immediately straightened her body, firmly grasped his hand and shook it, saying: "Details, hurry up, I have traffic."

After some explanation from her, he Nuo finally understood the other party's meaning, shook his head honestly, and said with a little aggrieved: "There are no details, he was angry with me two days ago. Although he is good-looking, he also It's easy to be unhappy."

I don't know which sentence he said touched Ms. Bobotou's sensitive nerves. She looked slightly drunk, but her tone was very serious, and she warned: "A man who always suppresses you is not good. Listen to my sister and don't want such a big pig's hoof. No matter how good-looking it is, can it be eaten as good-looking? If he is really good-looking, you should use it first, throw it away after use, and try to throw it away every day. You know, there is a kind of garbage called PUA, which is designed to bully you Such a naive kid."

The little sea otter couldn't understand a word she said.

Seeing his ignorant and pitiful appearance, Ms. Bobotou couldn't help but sigh.The ignorant and pitiful is of course the bob-headed lady's misunderstanding of Tano after she got drunk.But she couldn't help herself, and quietly posted a status on Weibo, sighing: I met a cute little shou, and I wanted to squeeze out a sweet love story, but I didn't expect the other party to be a poor little scumbag.

Turning around, she said in a persuasive manner: "PUA, this type of big pig's hoof, will usually deceive your feelings first, and after you are fooled, they will start to brainwash you, suppress you everywhere, torture you emotionally, and insult you verbally ,scold you……"

He Nuo understood the last sentence, and couldn't help saying angrily: "Ah, that's right, he was scolding me!"

Ms. Bob's righteous fire blazed, and she slammed the table so hard that the glass banged.She said angrily: "That's right, this kind of scumbag. What did he scold you for?"

"He called me a little fool!"

"Oh my god, it's too bad, to call you a fool... what?"

Little fool?

Ms. Bob is stuck.

He Nuo thought about it hard, felt even more aggrieved, and complained: "He still doesn't admit that I'm cute, he's duplicity."

Ms. Bobo's expression froze, and she was speechless for a moment.

He Nuo himself was angry for a while, and then felt that the situation was not that serious, at least the little boss's cuteness in his mind hadn't lost at all.So he waved his hand generously and said: "But I forgive him, who made him look good. You humans... No, don't you have a saying that you can do whatever you want if you look good. I think it's right. , It should be a famous aphorism, is it said by someone very famous? And I think he is not annoying at all when he is angry, but rather cute. In fact, a little coaxing is fine. Although he is a bit delicate, but But cute and squeamish."

……

After a while, Ms. Bobotou asked dully: "Then why was he angry two days ago?"

He Nuo briefly described what happened before.After Ms. Bobotou heard it, her expression became even more dull. She used her mobile phone to send him a "must-see list of love book", saying: "You should read more books, watch more movies, and learn more. It takes months and months Next, the confession scene, these are the required knowledge points. Then you search the Internet for the answers to the torture of swimming to survive. Otherwise, if you are such a straight man, it will be difficult to find a boyfriend, let alone a girlfriend."

He Nuo sincerely thanked her, and bluntly said that Ms. Bobotou is a good person, and then enthusiastically searched for the human love guide works she provided, and he read them with gusto after a while.

He finally understood where the little boss was angry, and secretly vowed to save him when he went back.

When Tanuo returned home, the little boss was sitting bored in the yard basking in the moonlight.In the spring, the chubby little sparrow adopted by Luo Pangpang would still go home to visit from time to time after leaving the nest, bringing corn kernels all over the ground, and I don’t know where it scavenged it from.At this time, he was perched on Luo Xiang's shoulder, tilting his head and looking at Tano who was getting closer.

The little sea otter came to Luo Xiang's side, and he could read a feeling of loneliness from his eyes. He felt distressed immediately, leaned over, took his hand, and said seriously: "Don't worry, I'm a good swimmer. Now, even if you fall into the sea, I can hold your hand. I won’t let go, don’t be afraid. We can lie on the sea and look at the stars together, and we will never be apart.”

At the other end of the party, Ms. Bobotou sat by herself for a while, feeling a little sober, and returned to Weibo. Facing the enthusiastic crowd in the comment area, she sneered and updated a status.

——At first I thought it was sadomasochism, but it turned out to be the damned sour smell of love.At first I thought it was just stuffing dog food in anger, so just kick it over.Unexpectedly, this is killing a dog!Kill the dog properly!Sure enough, the cute boys all have boyfriends, hugging their chubby self.

Mr. Loot has been having a good time recently. The Elite Association has withdrawn a high-tech mobile phone software that can automatically translate human characters into ghost voices through glyph scanning, which greatly facilitates illiterate Internet users like him.Since he got this ghost online artifact, Mr. Loot spends significantly more time surfing the Internet, and often rushes to a brand-new unknown area that has not yet been developed by ghosts, experiencing various human customs and a rich spiritual world—— In this regard, Mr. Awei has already warned him about this, telling him not to run aground.

That night, Mr. Loot was once again happily poking around on the Internet, when he was suddenly caught by a message about giving out dog food.Although he has become more and more experienced in the Internet, he has already understood that the rumors of this kind of free dog food are mostly false information, but in line with the principle of avoiding mistakes, he still clicked in and "read" carefully.I don't know if I don't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it. These human beings not only don't know how to distribute dog food, they even threatened to kill dogs!

It was so horrible that Mr. Booty closed the page in the shit out of his mind.What Mr. Awei said is indeed right, there are risks in surfing the Internet, and if you are not careful, you will run aground.

Wang.

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The logic of the little boss: Today is not a particularly good day, and you haven’t prepared beautiful flowers and wine, yet you are ashamed to confess to me in such a crude way, you can’t even answer who should be rescued first when your brother and I fall into the sea The problem, the attitude is not sincere, what's more, you actually asked me to take a sea salt bath!Am I the kind of person who can say yes so casually, huh?