She was pregnant with the villain the night she wore the book
Chapter 26 Amniotic Fluid
Song Huai was still desperately silent in "Breaking up should be decent" and couldn't extricate himself. When the last syllable came to an end, he didn't realize the danger brought to him by the pair of wolf-like eyes behind him. He just felt happy physically and mentally, The whole body is comfortable, and the whole person suddenly relaxes, and even the bladder wants to relax together.
Not surprisingly, I wanted to go to the bathroom to put some water.
However, just as he got up to go to the bathroom, Li Chengxiao didn't know whether it was intentional or not, anyway, he just stepped in sooner than Song Huai, turned around and slammed the door of the bathroom loudly.
Inside the door, Young Master Li covered his chest, feeling a little stuffy in his heart, "Happy breakup, I wish you a happy breakup" and "Breakup should be decent, no one should say sorry" are obviously two different songs, but at the moment they are in his mind He kept circling in the air, unexpectedly damningly synchronized, and the melody was flying around in his mind, making him so upset that he couldn't see anything.
But I couldn't find an outlet to vent.
He never likes to vent his anger on others. This group of hair boys is innocent, and he must not be angry with him for no reason. As for Song Huai... Forget it, although that guy is the direct cause of his upset now, but this can how is it?
What can he do?
He also couldn't bear to do something to that guy, let alone do something, he couldn't even bear to say two harsh words.
Therefore, Li Chengxiao had no choice but to swallow all the boredom in his stomach and carry it alone.
The young master felt that it was very necessary for him to find a quiet corner to be quiet, otherwise he was afraid that his blood pressure would soar to [-] uncontrollably.
He wanted to smoke two cigarettes to relieve the depression in his heart, but he searched all his pockets, but found no cigarettes.
Li Chengxiao laughed helplessly, remembering that since Song Huai forbade him to smoke, he had never touched that kind of thing again, and now that he knew that Song Huai was pregnant with his child, he would never smoke again. up.When he remembered that the connection between himself and Song Huai was not only the inexplicable baby kiss, but also that inexplicable one night, there was also a child with the blood of the two of them, and most of the gloom in his heart disappeared suddenly. I found that I was probably poisoned by a kind of poison called "love".
That kind of feeling of being slightly entangled but very happy in the heart, no wonder so many people have tried to test the poison through the ages, and then one or two have become fools in love.
Song Huai was helpless, in line with the traditional virtue of "respecting the old and loving the young", what else could he do?Of course, he chose to respect the "old man", so he waited obediently outside the toilet for more than ten minutes, but the young master inside had no intention of coming out.
what's the situation?Song Huai slandered in his heart, but he didn't knock on the door very rudely. Everyone knew that when someone knocked on the door when going to the bathroom, even Shi would be scared to go back.
Song Huai waited for another 10 minutes, but there was still no movement in the toilet.
In other words, the old man has been in for almost 10 minutes, but he has no intention of coming out.If he hadn't fallen into the latrine, he should have come out even if he was a tuba?Unless it's constipation... or something is wrong with the body's function.
However, others may not know it, but when it comes to evaluating the young master's physical function, no one has the right to speak than Song Huai. Who let him experience it for himself?
Young Master Li's health is very good, there is no possibility of any functional problems.Identification is completed!
In this case, it is constipation.
This is really worrying, Song Huai is a little anxious.
It's not that he's impatient, but that his bladder is about to run out of patience, and if he doesn't release water, he may become incontinent.Since he became sensible, he had never wet the bed again, not even on his body. Song Huai felt angry and funny when he thought that he might still wet his pants when he was 20 years old.
How to do this?
Since the toilet in the private room was occupied by Li Chengxiao, it would be too rude to break in like this, so Song Huai decided to go to the toilet outside the private room.
The high-end box has a private bathroom, but the smaller ordinary box does not have a toilet, so there is also a box outside.
Song Huai rushed out of the door in a hurry, and after the toilet finished draining, he felt comfortable all over his body, as if he had lost several kilograms of weight, but before he put on his pants and had no time to pump, a voice suddenly appeared beside him: " Master Huai."
Song Huai: "..."
Use your toes to figure out who the guy next to you is.
No, do monks nowadays like to scare people?
That's not how it was played in Journey to the West!
What kind of script for the King of the Golden Horn do you, Tang Seng, have!
Wang Jingyu stretched his neck to look into the urinal below Song Huai, clicked his tongue, loosened his belt casually, and said, "You...are you short of amniotic fluid?"
Song Huai's facial expression froze obviously: "??"
——It usually takes about three or four months for amniotic fluid to appear during pregnancy. Song Huai, who has been pregnant for more than one month, has no concept of amniotic fluid at all, but ordinary people don't know this kind of knowledge, let alone men.They only know that there will be amniotic fluid when they are pregnant, and the baby depends on the amniotic fluid to obtain a stable environment, so amniotic fluid is very important to the baby.
As for when amniotic fluid will come out, I'm sorry I don't know.
The fake monk has already figured it out. If Song Huai knows that amniotic fluid won't come out with his current pregnancy cycle, he can continue to make up stories such as "a man's pregnancy is different from a woman's. If you don't believe me, you can go to Bai Shaoyu" Such nonsense, the big deal is to deceive someone once with Bai Shaoyu. He believes that the Buddha will forgive him this time because of his strong desire to survive. He promises that he will not eat meat for the next month.
However, Song Huai's current reaction clearly showed that he did not know the basic knowledge of amniotic fluid.
This saves some unnecessary steps. Wang Jingyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He casually drained the water while doing science popularization: "One of the manifestations of insufficient amniotic fluid is that the urine appears cloudy yellow."
Although this person doesn't look like a serious monk, since the last time he gave him his pulse, he found out that he had Li Chengxiao in his belly, so Song Huai's impression of this person was not only crazy, but also crazy. Just barely know some medical skills.
However, Song Huai is not so easy to fool. To be on the safe side, the first thing he does after putting on his pants is to immediately take out his mobile phone and search "Symptoms of insufficient amniotic fluid" on Baidu.
As a result, I flipped through the page that popped up from top to bottom, and there was indeed an article called: Urine is cloudy yellow.
However, if his amniotic fluid is insufficient, why didn't Bai Shaoyu find out when he checked him?
As if seeing through Song Huai's careful thinking, Wang Jingyu smiled and said, "B-ultrasound uses high-frequency sound waves, which are harmful to early embryos, so Shaoyu didn't do B-ultrasound for you, so we can't find out Is there insufficient amniotic fluid?"
The fake monk did not make it up. It is true that B-ultrasound cannot be done easily in the early stage of pregnancy. After all, although the thing is very high-end, the radiation is not small, and there is only a small embryo in the stomach, which cannot withstand such troubles. Therefore, in the first trimester, doctors generally do not perform B-ultrasound on pregnant women, otherwise it will be bad for the child.
However, before the serious words exceeded three sentences, Wang Jingyu continued to talk nonsense again: "If you don't stop and make troubles for the cub in your stomach, even Shaoyu's [-] lives will not be enough for you Men play."
Song Huai: "..."
Speechlessly, he rolled his eyes at the unscrupulous fake monk, put away his phone, pressed the flush switch indifferently, turned his head and walked away, ignoring the fact that the urine in the urinal under Wang Jingyu was also quite yellow.
After Wang Jingyu put on his trousers, he raised his eyebrows and looked at his turbid yellow urine. He also pressed the flush switch, whistled in a good mood, and sent a voice message to the manager of this KTV: "Brother, thank you!" gone."
The other side replied in seconds: "Where is it, Young Master Wang, you are polite, and just sprinkled a handful of mud in the pipe of the urinal."
And once there is fine mud in the pipe, when the water is pumped, the mud inside will be backwashed up, making the urine look very yellow.
On the other side, even though Song Huai had just expressed his obvious speechlessness and dislike to Wang Jingyu without concealment, when he walked all the way to the private room, he was still somewhat uneasy.
Although he doesn't know much about medicine, he has secretly watched some TV dramas that adults like to watch since he was a child. Whether it is a short ethics drama for his parents, or a glamorous palace drama, as long as the amniotic fluid of a pregnant woman breaks and the amniotic fluid gradually decreases, The next shot can cut to the production site, or the abortion site.
This shows how important amniotic fluid is!Once the amount is small, the harm to babies and adults is very great.
Although being pregnant with this child was purely accidental, and the first reaction after learning that she was pregnant was to resist—because I was really panicked.However, since everything has already happened, Song Huai can only comfort himself to let it be, otherwise, what else can he do?Hit your stomach with a fist, or jump a hundred ropes on the spot?
That was too brutal.
Such self-consolation really relieved Song Huai a lot.
He thought of his life with few relatives. He never had any relatives. From the time he remembered, he was in an orphanage. He didn't know who his parents were, and he had no clues. There was a huge crowd, looking for relatives. The road is destined to be a dark road with no hope and hope.
When he was still young, he also fantasized about whether his parents would come to the door one day and take him back, but he grew up when he fantasized and fantasized.
As his mind gradually matured, he also understood that there are some hopes that are destined to be shattered.
He has never felt the simplest, most ordinary and most precious family affection in the world.
Presumably, that feeling will be very good, right?
Right now, this child is the only person related by blood in his two lifetimes, so Song Huai is reluctant to part with him.
No matter what, I will keep this child. Even if his birth is different from other children, he will work hard to make the child grow up healthy and happy, Song Huai thought to himself.
He returned to the private room anxiously, not in the mood for karaoke anymore, he nestled in a corner of the sofa the whole time, staring at the phone screen intently.
Li Chengxiao huddled in another corner and secretly asked Bai Shaoyu how to be a qualified husband during pregnancy, and even though he was asking Bai Shaoyu for advice, his eyes would always glance at the other side of the sofa. Song Huai on the side, from his point of view, Song Huai seems to have become an Internet addict, and he almost got into the screen when playing with his mobile phone.
However, after thinking about it, Song Huai is not very old, and young men in this age group like to use their mobile phones, so he didn't think there was anything unusual about Song Huai.
Wang Jingyu went out to use the bathroom, so no one was robbing him of the wheat right now, and the entire KTV became Lin Hanzhi's world.
When Wang Jingyu first entered the private room, he heard Lin Hanzhi's narcissism like howling ghosts and wolves. Normally, Wang Jingyu could cut the song decisively, but he didn't have the mood to sing now. He kept silent, and then pretended to be indifferent He walked around behind Song Huai.
His eyesight is very good, and he can clearly see that Song Huai is not browsing any social media app, but looking up something in the browser. He clearly saw that Song Huai entered a line of words in the search bar:
"What to do if amniotic fluid is insufficient".
The corner of Wang Jingyu's mouth curled up in a triumphant arc: Sure enough, he is still young, and he can't stand being deceived.
**
At night, before Song Huai fell asleep, he received a WeChat message from "Crazy Monk": "If only drinking soy milk is useful, why do you need to be scientific?"
Such a nonsensical remark made Song Huai, who had just finished drinking a large glass of soy milk, startled.He checked on the Internet before, and they all said that if the amniotic fluid is insufficient, drinking more water and soy milk can help quickly replenish amniotic fluid.
He has made up his mind, drink it like this for a while, if it still doesn't work, he can only go to the hospital for amniocentesis and inject normal saline.After all, it is better not to have surgery if you can do it without surgery.
Song Huai stared at the WeChat message sent by Wang Jingyu, but before he could reply, the other party sent another long text:
"In ancient times, 'sheep' and 'yang' were interlinked. Insufficient amniotic fluid means 'deficiency of yang'. You have a special status. As a man, you are pregnant. Pregnancy makes estrogen secretion too high, and female corresponds to 'yin' , will naturally make the 'Yang Qi' insufficient. As long as the Yang Qi is strong, the amniotic fluid will naturally increase."
Looking at the long paragraph of text he sent out, Wang Jingyu admired his ability to talk nonsense with each passing day, comparable to the thickness of an old city wall.
Song Huai couldn't help but twitched his eyes a few times when he watched the news, and replied, "Is this what you call 'science'?"
Seeing Song Huai's reply, Wang Jingyu wasn't surprised. In fact, since the last time he inadvertently checked the other party's pulse outside, he felt that his future siblings were not so easy to fool.However, no matter how hard it is to fool around, it is only a young man in his early twenties.
After all, the experience is still a little less, especially when I meet a character like him who is especially eloquent.
The fake monk took out the speeches he had prepared a long time ago, and started to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "A man's pregnancy cannot be regarded as a science at all. In Chinese medicine, people pay attention to the unity of nature and man. Sometimes you think something mysterious and mysterious , is often justified, although you may think that I am spreading Feng. Jian. Superstition. Belief. If you don’t believe it, you can try it.”
Probably because she was pregnant for three years, or maybe it was just because she was too worried about the baby in her stomach that her IQ was not fully up, Song Huai didn't even think about it, and continued to jump into the hole dug by the fake monk, and replied: "How to try? "
Wang Jingyu: "Let yourself get a little yang energy, and then go to the bathroom, and you will find that your urine is no longer so cloudy and yellow."
Based on the principle of trying and nothing will happen, Song Huai was tempted.He felt that Li Chengxiao was probably the person with the most positive energy in the entire Li residence.
But, how can I get the other party's yang energy without alarming the young master?This is a problem……
Just when he was at a loss, Song Huai suddenly remembered that when Li Chengxiao took him to buy clothes last time, he planned to throw them away because he hated the smell of the trash can on the clothes, but Song Huai stopped him because The young master's piece of clothing cost more than the entire wardrobe of other people. Song Huai brought it back with some distress, and even took it to the dry cleaner to clean it.
I thought it would be useless except for reselling salted fish, but I didn't expect it to come in handy.
——Although it has been hanging for so long, no buyers are interested. Of course, this is related to the price he listed. After all, people who are willing to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a suit will not buy second-hand goods.This kind of persona is a kind of bug, unless there is a hole in the brain.
Song Huai dug out this expensive dress from the back of the closet and put it on, then sneaked into the yard of the villa - it's still summer, the room is stuffy, even with the air conditioner on, it still feels airtight Son, plus wearing such a coat, it feels stuffy even more.
Ten minutes later, Li Chengxiao, who was standing by the bedroom window drinking hot milk while letting himself go, saw Song Huai walking around in circles in the yard of his villa, wearing a very familiar dress...
Li Chengxiao remembered what Bai Shaoyu had taught him this afternoon - pregnant people may do some strange things under the influence of hormones, so don't make a fuss about it.
But wearing a suit and walking around the yard in summer is still beyond the bounds of the young master's barren imagination.
After Song Huai walked downstairs for 10 minutes, the urge to urinate swept over him. He couldn't wait to return to the room, and plunged into the bathroom, but he came out of the bathroom excitedly.
It's really exciting.
Two minutes later, Wang Jingyu received a WeChat message:
"It really works, the urine is much clearer than before!"
Through the screen of the mobile phone, Wang Jingyu could imagine Song Huai's ecstatic appearance.At this moment, he has already started to imagine the scene of Li Chengxiao and Song Huai's selfless kiss.
——There is nothing more "yang energy" than pressing a kiss.
It's hard for him, a "monk" who should have had the six senses to be pure, but the images in his mind are becoming less and less pure.
The more Wang Jingyu thought about it, the more excited he became, and he thought that as long as Li Chengxiao found out that he was the one who pushed Song Huai to his side, he would definitely be able to reverse the 500 million incident.
He didn't want to be remembered by a horrible man for the rest of his life.
However, the fake monk guessed half right, Song Huai was indeed insane, he decided to continue tomorrow and increase the intensity of smoking.
**
Li Chengxiao's office is regularly cleaned by a special person. The cleaning aunt is Li Chengxiao's father, Li Jinfeng, who has been doing cleaning work when he was still in charge of the Li Group. She is very reliable and does not mess with things. Li Chengxiao works under her After several times of monitoring, fashion found that she really had professional ethics, so she believed in her.
It's been a while since Song Huai came to Li's, and he has already figured out the schedule for the cleaning aunt to clean Li Chengxiao. She knows that the aunt will throw the garbage in the trash can at the corner of the stairs after cleaning.He pinpointed the timing and stopped the other party at the corner of the stairs on time.
"Aunt Cheng," Song Huai smiled cheerfully.
Song Huai is good-looking, his face is more delicate than a girl's, but he doesn't have that kind of girlishness. If he smiles again, he is like a good baby in the eyes of middle-aged women. Aunt Cheng couldn't help it when she saw Song Huai smiling. Opening her eyes and smiling, she asked kindly, "Xiao Song, why are you here?"
"I just came to throw out the trash," Song Huai said. He looked at the black plastic bag in Aunt Cheng's hand, and then pointed to the trash can beside him, "It's full."
——Obviously he forcibly filled up the trash can 5 minutes ago. For this reason, he also diligently emptied the trash cans of everyone in the office area, and got countless "good person cards".
Aunt Cheng was only responsible for cleaning Li Chengxiao's office, and she was not in charge of cleaning the trash cans in the building. Hearing this, she said, "It's okay, I'll throw it elsewhere."
Song Huai: "I'll take it for you and throw it somewhere else."
Although Auntie Cheng didn't know about the internal relationship of Li's family, nor did she know that Song Huai was Li Chengxiao's future husband and wife who had a marriage contract, but she worked in Li's Group and had heard about Li Chengxiao and Song Huai more or less. Huai's "scandal" is because of Song Huai's request, she hurriedly shook her head, waved her hands and said, "How can I bother you!"
"It's okay," Song Huai forcefully took the black plastic bag into his hands, and said, "Anyway, I just happened to be going to get something elsewhere."
After he finished speaking, he went directly downstairs.
As soon as he was out of Aunt Cheng's sight, Song Huai held the plastic bag in his hands like a treasure, for fear that the bag would break if he was not careful.
Coming down from the 32nd floor is the 31st floor of the "No Man's Land". Song Huai opened the plastic bag as if it were a treasure, and then spread out the contents one by one on the ground.
Song Huai's eyes brightened:
A fountain pen that won't get out of the water, a broken binding machine, a dovetail clip with a foot missing, a mouse with a not very sensitive roller, and other miscellaneous things.
Song Huai's hands touched the body of the pen, the binding machine and the mouse one by one, as if he could feel the "yang energy" belonging to Li Chengxiao through the touch of his fingertips, and then took out the small pen that he had prepared earlier from his pocket. In the bag, the pen, binding machine and mouse were carefully packed in. Those who didn't know it thought it was some kind of peerless treasure!
As for the rest of the things, Song Huai ruthlessly stuffed them back into the trash bag, turned around and threw them into the trash bin beside him with indifference.
The difference in treatment can be said to be very obvious.
**
On weekends, Li Chengxiao worked overtime, and Song Huai was a little tired, so he stayed at home.Li Zifan seldom lived in Li's residence. During this period of time, he almost lived in the well-decorated small house he bought outside, so there were only Song Huai and Aunt Qin left at home.
Song Huai was sitting in the living room, but his eyes glanced upstairs from time to time. At this moment, Aunt Qin was cleaning upstairs, and she was cleaning Li Chengxiao's room.Because he told Aunt Qin not to clean him, and Li Zifan and Li's father and mother were not at home, so they locked the door of the room.
Aunt Qin must be able to find a lot of Li Chengxiao's things, right?
That kind of thing, full of Li Chengxiao's aura.
As soon as Aunt Qin came downstairs with her hands full of trash, she met Song Huai's staring eyes.
Aunt Qin: "??"
I always feel that something is not right, but I can't tell why.
"Aunt Qin," Song Huai smiled, "Are you done?"
"Ah, um," Aunt Qin nodded blankly holding the trash bag, and was about to walk to the door. There was a big trash can in the yard outside.
"Let me throw it for you." Song Huai stood up, intending to repeat the same trick to get Aunt Qin's full "Li Chengxiao spirit".
However, Aunt Qin is not Aunt Cheng. She knows that although Song Huai is not the master of the Li family, he is still "Master Huai". What's more, she can tell during this period that Li Chengxiao has always cherished this Young Master Huai in his heart. How dare he let him take out the trash for himself?
Aunt Qin dodged in fear: "Where is this going to work? Don't scare me, Young Master Huai!"
Having said all this, Song Huai couldn't force it, so he could only watch Aunt Qin throwing away his "Yang Qi baby" with pity, his eyes were full of heartache, and he wondered what to do. Get those things back.
So, that night, Li Chengxiao, who was standing by the window drinking hot milk while relaxing, saw a man in his own suit stealthily digging through the trash...
Although Bai Shaoyu told himself that people who are pregnant will be weirder than usual, but this one in his family can no longer be described as weird, it is simply weird... If there is a disagreement, he likes to wear other people's suits in the middle of the night and go blind in the yard Akira is no longer normal, let alone picking up the trash can.
Don't spend all your brain on getting pregnant, Young Master Li decided to find some time to ask Dr. Bai carefully.
Song Huai returned to the bedroom out of breath. It is already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. When he thought that he was just looking for Li Chengxiao's old things in the trash can in the yard, he...
I feel like a pervert right now.
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Well, this article will occasionally make sand sculptures, just like the previous fertilization.As long as everyone looks happy, don't take it too seriously.Just think that Huaihuai was pregnant and stupid for three years, so she is easy to be deceived.And as a boy, it is normal to not know about pregnancy-related knowledge, so you still need to read more!Reading makes one wise.
Not surprisingly, I wanted to go to the bathroom to put some water.
However, just as he got up to go to the bathroom, Li Chengxiao didn't know whether it was intentional or not, anyway, he just stepped in sooner than Song Huai, turned around and slammed the door of the bathroom loudly.
Inside the door, Young Master Li covered his chest, feeling a little stuffy in his heart, "Happy breakup, I wish you a happy breakup" and "Breakup should be decent, no one should say sorry" are obviously two different songs, but at the moment they are in his mind He kept circling in the air, unexpectedly damningly synchronized, and the melody was flying around in his mind, making him so upset that he couldn't see anything.
But I couldn't find an outlet to vent.
He never likes to vent his anger on others. This group of hair boys is innocent, and he must not be angry with him for no reason. As for Song Huai... Forget it, although that guy is the direct cause of his upset now, but this can how is it?
What can he do?
He also couldn't bear to do something to that guy, let alone do something, he couldn't even bear to say two harsh words.
Therefore, Li Chengxiao had no choice but to swallow all the boredom in his stomach and carry it alone.
The young master felt that it was very necessary for him to find a quiet corner to be quiet, otherwise he was afraid that his blood pressure would soar to [-] uncontrollably.
He wanted to smoke two cigarettes to relieve the depression in his heart, but he searched all his pockets, but found no cigarettes.
Li Chengxiao laughed helplessly, remembering that since Song Huai forbade him to smoke, he had never touched that kind of thing again, and now that he knew that Song Huai was pregnant with his child, he would never smoke again. up.When he remembered that the connection between himself and Song Huai was not only the inexplicable baby kiss, but also that inexplicable one night, there was also a child with the blood of the two of them, and most of the gloom in his heart disappeared suddenly. I found that I was probably poisoned by a kind of poison called "love".
That kind of feeling of being slightly entangled but very happy in the heart, no wonder so many people have tried to test the poison through the ages, and then one or two have become fools in love.
Song Huai was helpless, in line with the traditional virtue of "respecting the old and loving the young", what else could he do?Of course, he chose to respect the "old man", so he waited obediently outside the toilet for more than ten minutes, but the young master inside had no intention of coming out.
what's the situation?Song Huai slandered in his heart, but he didn't knock on the door very rudely. Everyone knew that when someone knocked on the door when going to the bathroom, even Shi would be scared to go back.
Song Huai waited for another 10 minutes, but there was still no movement in the toilet.
In other words, the old man has been in for almost 10 minutes, but he has no intention of coming out.If he hadn't fallen into the latrine, he should have come out even if he was a tuba?Unless it's constipation... or something is wrong with the body's function.
However, others may not know it, but when it comes to evaluating the young master's physical function, no one has the right to speak than Song Huai. Who let him experience it for himself?
Young Master Li's health is very good, there is no possibility of any functional problems.Identification is completed!
In this case, it is constipation.
This is really worrying, Song Huai is a little anxious.
It's not that he's impatient, but that his bladder is about to run out of patience, and if he doesn't release water, he may become incontinent.Since he became sensible, he had never wet the bed again, not even on his body. Song Huai felt angry and funny when he thought that he might still wet his pants when he was 20 years old.
How to do this?
Since the toilet in the private room was occupied by Li Chengxiao, it would be too rude to break in like this, so Song Huai decided to go to the toilet outside the private room.
The high-end box has a private bathroom, but the smaller ordinary box does not have a toilet, so there is also a box outside.
Song Huai rushed out of the door in a hurry, and after the toilet finished draining, he felt comfortable all over his body, as if he had lost several kilograms of weight, but before he put on his pants and had no time to pump, a voice suddenly appeared beside him: " Master Huai."
Song Huai: "..."
Use your toes to figure out who the guy next to you is.
No, do monks nowadays like to scare people?
That's not how it was played in Journey to the West!
What kind of script for the King of the Golden Horn do you, Tang Seng, have!
Wang Jingyu stretched his neck to look into the urinal below Song Huai, clicked his tongue, loosened his belt casually, and said, "You...are you short of amniotic fluid?"
Song Huai's facial expression froze obviously: "??"
——It usually takes about three or four months for amniotic fluid to appear during pregnancy. Song Huai, who has been pregnant for more than one month, has no concept of amniotic fluid at all, but ordinary people don't know this kind of knowledge, let alone men.They only know that there will be amniotic fluid when they are pregnant, and the baby depends on the amniotic fluid to obtain a stable environment, so amniotic fluid is very important to the baby.
As for when amniotic fluid will come out, I'm sorry I don't know.
The fake monk has already figured it out. If Song Huai knows that amniotic fluid won't come out with his current pregnancy cycle, he can continue to make up stories such as "a man's pregnancy is different from a woman's. If you don't believe me, you can go to Bai Shaoyu" Such nonsense, the big deal is to deceive someone once with Bai Shaoyu. He believes that the Buddha will forgive him this time because of his strong desire to survive. He promises that he will not eat meat for the next month.
However, Song Huai's current reaction clearly showed that he did not know the basic knowledge of amniotic fluid.
This saves some unnecessary steps. Wang Jingyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. He casually drained the water while doing science popularization: "One of the manifestations of insufficient amniotic fluid is that the urine appears cloudy yellow."
Although this person doesn't look like a serious monk, since the last time he gave him his pulse, he found out that he had Li Chengxiao in his belly, so Song Huai's impression of this person was not only crazy, but also crazy. Just barely know some medical skills.
However, Song Huai is not so easy to fool. To be on the safe side, the first thing he does after putting on his pants is to immediately take out his mobile phone and search "Symptoms of insufficient amniotic fluid" on Baidu.
As a result, I flipped through the page that popped up from top to bottom, and there was indeed an article called: Urine is cloudy yellow.
However, if his amniotic fluid is insufficient, why didn't Bai Shaoyu find out when he checked him?
As if seeing through Song Huai's careful thinking, Wang Jingyu smiled and said, "B-ultrasound uses high-frequency sound waves, which are harmful to early embryos, so Shaoyu didn't do B-ultrasound for you, so we can't find out Is there insufficient amniotic fluid?"
The fake monk did not make it up. It is true that B-ultrasound cannot be done easily in the early stage of pregnancy. After all, although the thing is very high-end, the radiation is not small, and there is only a small embryo in the stomach, which cannot withstand such troubles. Therefore, in the first trimester, doctors generally do not perform B-ultrasound on pregnant women, otherwise it will be bad for the child.
However, before the serious words exceeded three sentences, Wang Jingyu continued to talk nonsense again: "If you don't stop and make troubles for the cub in your stomach, even Shaoyu's [-] lives will not be enough for you Men play."
Song Huai: "..."
Speechlessly, he rolled his eyes at the unscrupulous fake monk, put away his phone, pressed the flush switch indifferently, turned his head and walked away, ignoring the fact that the urine in the urinal under Wang Jingyu was also quite yellow.
After Wang Jingyu put on his trousers, he raised his eyebrows and looked at his turbid yellow urine. He also pressed the flush switch, whistled in a good mood, and sent a voice message to the manager of this KTV: "Brother, thank you!" gone."
The other side replied in seconds: "Where is it, Young Master Wang, you are polite, and just sprinkled a handful of mud in the pipe of the urinal."
And once there is fine mud in the pipe, when the water is pumped, the mud inside will be backwashed up, making the urine look very yellow.
On the other side, even though Song Huai had just expressed his obvious speechlessness and dislike to Wang Jingyu without concealment, when he walked all the way to the private room, he was still somewhat uneasy.
Although he doesn't know much about medicine, he has secretly watched some TV dramas that adults like to watch since he was a child. Whether it is a short ethics drama for his parents, or a glamorous palace drama, as long as the amniotic fluid of a pregnant woman breaks and the amniotic fluid gradually decreases, The next shot can cut to the production site, or the abortion site.
This shows how important amniotic fluid is!Once the amount is small, the harm to babies and adults is very great.
Although being pregnant with this child was purely accidental, and the first reaction after learning that she was pregnant was to resist—because I was really panicked.However, since everything has already happened, Song Huai can only comfort himself to let it be, otherwise, what else can he do?Hit your stomach with a fist, or jump a hundred ropes on the spot?
That was too brutal.
Such self-consolation really relieved Song Huai a lot.
He thought of his life with few relatives. He never had any relatives. From the time he remembered, he was in an orphanage. He didn't know who his parents were, and he had no clues. There was a huge crowd, looking for relatives. The road is destined to be a dark road with no hope and hope.
When he was still young, he also fantasized about whether his parents would come to the door one day and take him back, but he grew up when he fantasized and fantasized.
As his mind gradually matured, he also understood that there are some hopes that are destined to be shattered.
He has never felt the simplest, most ordinary and most precious family affection in the world.
Presumably, that feeling will be very good, right?
Right now, this child is the only person related by blood in his two lifetimes, so Song Huai is reluctant to part with him.
No matter what, I will keep this child. Even if his birth is different from other children, he will work hard to make the child grow up healthy and happy, Song Huai thought to himself.
He returned to the private room anxiously, not in the mood for karaoke anymore, he nestled in a corner of the sofa the whole time, staring at the phone screen intently.
Li Chengxiao huddled in another corner and secretly asked Bai Shaoyu how to be a qualified husband during pregnancy, and even though he was asking Bai Shaoyu for advice, his eyes would always glance at the other side of the sofa. Song Huai on the side, from his point of view, Song Huai seems to have become an Internet addict, and he almost got into the screen when playing with his mobile phone.
However, after thinking about it, Song Huai is not very old, and young men in this age group like to use their mobile phones, so he didn't think there was anything unusual about Song Huai.
Wang Jingyu went out to use the bathroom, so no one was robbing him of the wheat right now, and the entire KTV became Lin Hanzhi's world.
When Wang Jingyu first entered the private room, he heard Lin Hanzhi's narcissism like howling ghosts and wolves. Normally, Wang Jingyu could cut the song decisively, but he didn't have the mood to sing now. He kept silent, and then pretended to be indifferent He walked around behind Song Huai.
His eyesight is very good, and he can clearly see that Song Huai is not browsing any social media app, but looking up something in the browser. He clearly saw that Song Huai entered a line of words in the search bar:
"What to do if amniotic fluid is insufficient".
The corner of Wang Jingyu's mouth curled up in a triumphant arc: Sure enough, he is still young, and he can't stand being deceived.
**
At night, before Song Huai fell asleep, he received a WeChat message from "Crazy Monk": "If only drinking soy milk is useful, why do you need to be scientific?"
Such a nonsensical remark made Song Huai, who had just finished drinking a large glass of soy milk, startled.He checked on the Internet before, and they all said that if the amniotic fluid is insufficient, drinking more water and soy milk can help quickly replenish amniotic fluid.
He has made up his mind, drink it like this for a while, if it still doesn't work, he can only go to the hospital for amniocentesis and inject normal saline.After all, it is better not to have surgery if you can do it without surgery.
Song Huai stared at the WeChat message sent by Wang Jingyu, but before he could reply, the other party sent another long text:
"In ancient times, 'sheep' and 'yang' were interlinked. Insufficient amniotic fluid means 'deficiency of yang'. You have a special status. As a man, you are pregnant. Pregnancy makes estrogen secretion too high, and female corresponds to 'yin' , will naturally make the 'Yang Qi' insufficient. As long as the Yang Qi is strong, the amniotic fluid will naturally increase."
Looking at the long paragraph of text he sent out, Wang Jingyu admired his ability to talk nonsense with each passing day, comparable to the thickness of an old city wall.
Song Huai couldn't help but twitched his eyes a few times when he watched the news, and replied, "Is this what you call 'science'?"
Seeing Song Huai's reply, Wang Jingyu wasn't surprised. In fact, since the last time he inadvertently checked the other party's pulse outside, he felt that his future siblings were not so easy to fool.However, no matter how hard it is to fool around, it is only a young man in his early twenties.
After all, the experience is still a little less, especially when I meet a character like him who is especially eloquent.
The fake monk took out the speeches he had prepared a long time ago, and started to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "A man's pregnancy cannot be regarded as a science at all. In Chinese medicine, people pay attention to the unity of nature and man. Sometimes you think something mysterious and mysterious , is often justified, although you may think that I am spreading Feng. Jian. Superstition. Belief. If you don’t believe it, you can try it.”
Probably because she was pregnant for three years, or maybe it was just because she was too worried about the baby in her stomach that her IQ was not fully up, Song Huai didn't even think about it, and continued to jump into the hole dug by the fake monk, and replied: "How to try? "
Wang Jingyu: "Let yourself get a little yang energy, and then go to the bathroom, and you will find that your urine is no longer so cloudy and yellow."
Based on the principle of trying and nothing will happen, Song Huai was tempted.He felt that Li Chengxiao was probably the person with the most positive energy in the entire Li residence.
But, how can I get the other party's yang energy without alarming the young master?This is a problem……
Just when he was at a loss, Song Huai suddenly remembered that when Li Chengxiao took him to buy clothes last time, he planned to throw them away because he hated the smell of the trash can on the clothes, but Song Huai stopped him because The young master's piece of clothing cost more than the entire wardrobe of other people. Song Huai brought it back with some distress, and even took it to the dry cleaner to clean it.
I thought it would be useless except for reselling salted fish, but I didn't expect it to come in handy.
——Although it has been hanging for so long, no buyers are interested. Of course, this is related to the price he listed. After all, people who are willing to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a suit will not buy second-hand goods.This kind of persona is a kind of bug, unless there is a hole in the brain.
Song Huai dug out this expensive dress from the back of the closet and put it on, then sneaked into the yard of the villa - it's still summer, the room is stuffy, even with the air conditioner on, it still feels airtight Son, plus wearing such a coat, it feels stuffy even more.
Ten minutes later, Li Chengxiao, who was standing by the bedroom window drinking hot milk while letting himself go, saw Song Huai walking around in circles in the yard of his villa, wearing a very familiar dress...
Li Chengxiao remembered what Bai Shaoyu had taught him this afternoon - pregnant people may do some strange things under the influence of hormones, so don't make a fuss about it.
But wearing a suit and walking around the yard in summer is still beyond the bounds of the young master's barren imagination.
After Song Huai walked downstairs for 10 minutes, the urge to urinate swept over him. He couldn't wait to return to the room, and plunged into the bathroom, but he came out of the bathroom excitedly.
It's really exciting.
Two minutes later, Wang Jingyu received a WeChat message:
"It really works, the urine is much clearer than before!"
Through the screen of the mobile phone, Wang Jingyu could imagine Song Huai's ecstatic appearance.At this moment, he has already started to imagine the scene of Li Chengxiao and Song Huai's selfless kiss.
——There is nothing more "yang energy" than pressing a kiss.
It's hard for him, a "monk" who should have had the six senses to be pure, but the images in his mind are becoming less and less pure.
The more Wang Jingyu thought about it, the more excited he became, and he thought that as long as Li Chengxiao found out that he was the one who pushed Song Huai to his side, he would definitely be able to reverse the 500 million incident.
He didn't want to be remembered by a horrible man for the rest of his life.
However, the fake monk guessed half right, Song Huai was indeed insane, he decided to continue tomorrow and increase the intensity of smoking.
**
Li Chengxiao's office is regularly cleaned by a special person. The cleaning aunt is Li Chengxiao's father, Li Jinfeng, who has been doing cleaning work when he was still in charge of the Li Group. She is very reliable and does not mess with things. Li Chengxiao works under her After several times of monitoring, fashion found that she really had professional ethics, so she believed in her.
It's been a while since Song Huai came to Li's, and he has already figured out the schedule for the cleaning aunt to clean Li Chengxiao. She knows that the aunt will throw the garbage in the trash can at the corner of the stairs after cleaning.He pinpointed the timing and stopped the other party at the corner of the stairs on time.
"Aunt Cheng," Song Huai smiled cheerfully.
Song Huai is good-looking, his face is more delicate than a girl's, but he doesn't have that kind of girlishness. If he smiles again, he is like a good baby in the eyes of middle-aged women. Aunt Cheng couldn't help it when she saw Song Huai smiling. Opening her eyes and smiling, she asked kindly, "Xiao Song, why are you here?"
"I just came to throw out the trash," Song Huai said. He looked at the black plastic bag in Aunt Cheng's hand, and then pointed to the trash can beside him, "It's full."
——Obviously he forcibly filled up the trash can 5 minutes ago. For this reason, he also diligently emptied the trash cans of everyone in the office area, and got countless "good person cards".
Aunt Cheng was only responsible for cleaning Li Chengxiao's office, and she was not in charge of cleaning the trash cans in the building. Hearing this, she said, "It's okay, I'll throw it elsewhere."
Song Huai: "I'll take it for you and throw it somewhere else."
Although Auntie Cheng didn't know about the internal relationship of Li's family, nor did she know that Song Huai was Li Chengxiao's future husband and wife who had a marriage contract, but she worked in Li's Group and had heard about Li Chengxiao and Song Huai more or less. Huai's "scandal" is because of Song Huai's request, she hurriedly shook her head, waved her hands and said, "How can I bother you!"
"It's okay," Song Huai forcefully took the black plastic bag into his hands, and said, "Anyway, I just happened to be going to get something elsewhere."
After he finished speaking, he went directly downstairs.
As soon as he was out of Aunt Cheng's sight, Song Huai held the plastic bag in his hands like a treasure, for fear that the bag would break if he was not careful.
Coming down from the 32nd floor is the 31st floor of the "No Man's Land". Song Huai opened the plastic bag as if it were a treasure, and then spread out the contents one by one on the ground.
Song Huai's eyes brightened:
A fountain pen that won't get out of the water, a broken binding machine, a dovetail clip with a foot missing, a mouse with a not very sensitive roller, and other miscellaneous things.
Song Huai's hands touched the body of the pen, the binding machine and the mouse one by one, as if he could feel the "yang energy" belonging to Li Chengxiao through the touch of his fingertips, and then took out the small pen that he had prepared earlier from his pocket. In the bag, the pen, binding machine and mouse were carefully packed in. Those who didn't know it thought it was some kind of peerless treasure!
As for the rest of the things, Song Huai ruthlessly stuffed them back into the trash bag, turned around and threw them into the trash bin beside him with indifference.
The difference in treatment can be said to be very obvious.
**
On weekends, Li Chengxiao worked overtime, and Song Huai was a little tired, so he stayed at home.Li Zifan seldom lived in Li's residence. During this period of time, he almost lived in the well-decorated small house he bought outside, so there were only Song Huai and Aunt Qin left at home.
Song Huai was sitting in the living room, but his eyes glanced upstairs from time to time. At this moment, Aunt Qin was cleaning upstairs, and she was cleaning Li Chengxiao's room.Because he told Aunt Qin not to clean him, and Li Zifan and Li's father and mother were not at home, so they locked the door of the room.
Aunt Qin must be able to find a lot of Li Chengxiao's things, right?
That kind of thing, full of Li Chengxiao's aura.
As soon as Aunt Qin came downstairs with her hands full of trash, she met Song Huai's staring eyes.
Aunt Qin: "??"
I always feel that something is not right, but I can't tell why.
"Aunt Qin," Song Huai smiled, "Are you done?"
"Ah, um," Aunt Qin nodded blankly holding the trash bag, and was about to walk to the door. There was a big trash can in the yard outside.
"Let me throw it for you." Song Huai stood up, intending to repeat the same trick to get Aunt Qin's full "Li Chengxiao spirit".
However, Aunt Qin is not Aunt Cheng. She knows that although Song Huai is not the master of the Li family, he is still "Master Huai". What's more, she can tell during this period that Li Chengxiao has always cherished this Young Master Huai in his heart. How dare he let him take out the trash for himself?
Aunt Qin dodged in fear: "Where is this going to work? Don't scare me, Young Master Huai!"
Having said all this, Song Huai couldn't force it, so he could only watch Aunt Qin throwing away his "Yang Qi baby" with pity, his eyes were full of heartache, and he wondered what to do. Get those things back.
So, that night, Li Chengxiao, who was standing by the window drinking hot milk while relaxing, saw a man in his own suit stealthily digging through the trash...
Although Bai Shaoyu told himself that people who are pregnant will be weirder than usual, but this one in his family can no longer be described as weird, it is simply weird... If there is a disagreement, he likes to wear other people's suits in the middle of the night and go blind in the yard Akira is no longer normal, let alone picking up the trash can.
Don't spend all your brain on getting pregnant, Young Master Li decided to find some time to ask Dr. Bai carefully.
Song Huai returned to the bedroom out of breath. It is already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. When he thought that he was just looking for Li Chengxiao's old things in the trash can in the yard, he...
I feel like a pervert right now.
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Well, this article will occasionally make sand sculptures, just like the previous fertilization.As long as everyone looks happy, don't take it too seriously.Just think that Huaihuai was pregnant and stupid for three years, so she is easy to be deceived.And as a boy, it is normal to not know about pregnancy-related knowledge, so you still need to read more!Reading makes one wise.
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