She was pregnant with the villain the night she wore the book

This wave of morning sickness came really unexpectedly, he just vomited a little on Li Chengxiao's body, covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom quickly, and finally buried his head on the toilet and vomited in the dark.

Hearing the sound of vomiting coming from the bathroom, Li Chengxiao looked at the little dirt at his feet, and a mountain peak formed between his brows.

The expression on the young master's stern face was almost tense.

After living for nearly 30 years, the eldest young master had deep doubts about his figure for the first time.

At the moment when he was addicted to doubting life and couldn't extricate himself, Song Huai had already come out. He pulled Li Chengxiao, who was still standing stupidly at the door, into the room apologetically, and forced him on the beanbag sofa. Erde apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it just now."

Then he frantically used a towel to wipe off the things that Li Chengxiao accidentally got on his body.

Song Huai felt 1 regrets in his heart. If he was suddenly vomited all over, he would feel like beeping a dog in his heart, not to mention... He was afraid that if the young master lost his temper, he would do something to him. Things that make him resist and fear.

Seeing Song Huai's flustered look, Li Chengxiao's heart felt like being scratched twice by the little milk cat's paw, and he couldn't help but raised his hand to touch that guy's little paw. abdomen.

Song Huai: "!!"

He was so frightened that he took several steps back again and again, looking at Li Chengxiao with a face full of shock.

Li Chengxiao hooked the corner of his mouth: "What are you afraid of?"

He stood up, and the man's tall body suddenly appeared in front of Song Huai.

The young master said lightly: "Is there anything else I haven't touched, huh?"

Song Huai: "..."

This made him not know how to answer.

Because, you are so right!

Li Chengxiao raised his hand again while rubbing Song Huai's stomach, and said helplessly and dotingly: "I'm such a big man, I don't know how to put it away when I eat."

Song Huai breathed a sigh of relief, making sure that the other party touched his stomach not because he knew there was a cub in his stomach, but because he felt that he was full of food and just vomited.

So, Song Huai just followed Li Chengxiao's words and nodded lightly: "Yes."

Seeing Song Huai's rarely obedient side, Li Chengxiao's heart suddenly softened, and his hands became less honest...Of course, it's not too unreasonable.

But it's the kind of thing that needs to be touched or not, which is even more terrible.However, the man's palms were dry and hot. Song Huai couldn't take it any longer. He slipped out of Li Chengxiao's arms awkwardly, coughed twice, and said, "I, I'll wipe it for you."

Li Chengxiao said "Mm" indifferently, and simply stood there and let Song Huai wipe himself.His eyes slid over the laptop on the computer table——

Mr. Li guarantees with his own personality that he definitely didn't intend to take aim at Song Huai's computer. He doesn't have the hobby of spying on others, otherwise he will never sleep with Song Huai again in his life.

But who made his eyesight so excellent, he was not far from the table, so he could clearly see the things on the computer desktop.

As an "old man" in Song Huai's eyes, he doesn't use Penguin much anymore. Whether it's work or communicating with friends like Wang Jingyu, Bai Shaoyu, and Lin Hanzhi, he uses WeChat.

When I saw the Penguin chat box at first glance, I felt a little nostalgic for a moment. I missed the second-year students in the space when they were in middle school and high school. It was simply the biggest scandal in life, and I couldn’t bear to look at it every time I thought about it , as a bystander, he felt embarrassed across the screen.

——Of course, it's impossible for the eldest young master to be so secondary. It's impossible in this life. He wants to keep his aloof personality from collapsing.He has always been calm and self-possessed and has no dark history.

However, what he cares more about now is the content of Song Huai's penguin chat.

【Qiqi: Am I around?Generally, it is to wear qly on purpose, especially when going to some crowded places to show off. 】

[Huaihuai: For example? 】

[Qiqi: dyy, gy, gc, anyway, go wherever there are many people. 】

[Huaihuai: 2333666]

[Qiqi: Don't do basic exercises 6[Cool.jpg]. 】

Li Chengxiao: "..."

He can recognize every word, every subtitle, and every number, but when connected...

Can anyone tell him what happened?

Li Chengxiao returned to his room with a dazed expression on his face.

Song Huai breathed a sigh of relief after seeing off the great Buddha Li Chengxiao.He sat in front of the computer and continued to ask Qiqi some questions on how to attract others' attention.

He had already made up his mind. If he wanted to lead the red line for Song Chen and Li Chengxiao, the first thing he had to do was to get Young Master Li to notice Song Chen.Li Chengxiao hadn't met Song Chen since Song Chen came to Li's Group on behalf of the Wang family last time. He asked Song Chen side-by-side, and the answer he got was "no meeting".

He also mentioned Song Chen in front of Li Chengxiao intentionally or unintentionally, but Young Master Li always looked like he was not interested.

Where is this going?

Didn't something happen to them that day in the car?Is the old man really just sending the protagonist home?

Song Huai only felt a little pity, but he was helpless. If so, then he had to exert some extra effort here.

He believes that although love at first sight is fake, if you don't get interested in meeting and don't keep in touch, it is equivalent to cutting off the road of love. Unless Yue Lao forcibly tied the red line between the two, otherwise No matter what, we can't be together.

Since it is to match the line, it is necessary to impress the other party.

How to make Li Chengxiao have a deeper impression on Song Chen?

Song Huai scratched his head and scratched his head to think about this problem of the century, but there was no result. He didn't have any friends when he crossed over. Among the people he knew, apart from Li Chengxiao, they were Aunt Qin, Li Zifan, or the employees of the Li Group. .

No matter how you think about it, it is not suitable to ask them for help.

Aunt Qin is old, there is a generation gap, and the relationship between young people may still be decades ago; Li Zifan, this is Song Chen's original partner in the original book, he was kicked by a donkey in front of Li Zifan Speaking of Song Chen, if Li Zifan notices Song Chen and is deeply attracted by Song Chen's aura as the protagonist, then his matchmaking career will come to an end before it even begins.

As for the employees of Li's Group... Don't make things difficult for others. If this matter goes wrong, their boss is annoyed and they lose their jobs, it will be a crime.

Just when Song Huai was at a loss, Qiqi appeared.

Qiqi has an active mind and is still a college student. There are too many young couples around, so she is the most suitable candidate. Therefore, after Song Huai and Qiqi added penguin friends to each other, they asked each other:

"Are there any examples around you that caught people's attention? Look for the kind that is impressive and brings you together in the end."

So, there is the following dialogue.

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After Li Chengxiao returned to the room, he replayed the conversation between Song Huai and Qiqi hundreds of times in his mind, but he still couldn't figure it out. He decided to ask Lin Hanzhi for help.

Lin Hanzhi is in charge of their academic qualifications among the "four sons of the rich family who are not doing business". Although his grades were not as good as Li Chengxiao's when he was studying in the past, he is also the kind of person who can be ranked in the whole grade, and he has the highest education level among the four of them. I came back from studying abroad for a Ph.D.

Li Chengxiao felt that he must have been well-informed after reading books for so many years, and he was the most suitable person to ask for help.

He called Lin Hanzhi, blurred out some key information, such as Song Huai and Qiqi who were chatting, and then described the general situation to Lin Hanzhi.

Lin Hanzhi's voice was loud and clear: "I know!"

Li Chengxiao's eyes lit up, and he thought that he was worthy of being a doctor, that is, he was erudite and talented.

Lin Hanzhi said: "This is the black | language of those young people, and it is very popular among them."

He has run a lot of private schools, and there are children who go to their schools to learn technology after graduating from junior high school and high school. He has a lot of contact with young people, so in this respect, he is indeed better than Li Chengxiao, an "old man who doesn't even bother to go to social networks." "Understand a little.

"It is said that this situation started from chasing stars." Lin Hanzhi said.

Li Chengxiao: "..."

He has grown up so much, he has never liked any celebrity very much, let alone such a crazy thing like star chasing.

Lin Hanzhi sighed: "Our 30-year-old "uncles" are all out."

Among the four of them, Li Chengxiao was the youngest, not yet 29 years old, and the remaining three were all one year older than Li Chengxiao.

In the past, Young Master Li would definitely not care about such insignificant things as age, but now...

People are going to change.

Things that seemed insignificant before, now seem to matter very much.

President Li said, "I'm 29."

The Eldest Young Master paused strangely, then applied another patch, and said, "No, it's not yet 29."

As long as it is not on the birthday, it is not considered 29 years old, even if it is one day less, or one hour less, it is not 29 years old. The young master can be said to be very principled now.

However, Lin Hanzhi didn't take it seriously. He laughed: "Is there any difference? In the eyes of their young people, you are just an uncle."

Li Chengxiao: "..."

Young Master Li's old and careful heart shattered into eight petals, and was still dripping blood.

After the teasing, Lin Hanzhi turned on the science popularization mode, and he continued on the phone: "Generally speaking, it is to abbreviate the pinyin acronym of a phrase or word together, for example, if you are sorry, it is dbq, if you laugh at me, it is xswl, Sometimes it also contains English, such as nobodycares is nbcs, but the situation is not as much as that of pure Chinese pinyin."

"What you just said, I think this should be the case. I think you can try to spell it and find the right meaning."

"You never know how those young people communicate. Their brain waves may not be in the same frequency band as ours, but they still stubbornly believe that this way of pinyin abbreviation can improve communication efficiency."

"The point is, they can really understand each other! It's the kind that understands in seconds!"

"It's really evil!"

"Old Li, I still have something to do here, you should figure it out for yourself first, two students on my side got into a fight," Lin Hanzhi sighed in a rather helpless tone, "Hey, this unlucky boy."

Then hung up the phone.

Having received the personal guidance of Dr. Returnee, Young Master Li only felt enlightened, and hurriedly opened the keyboard of his mobile phone, and clicked a few letters in sequence: qly, xb, dyy, gy, gc.

Immediately afterwards, he got a few words:

Clear. Cool. Oil.

first night.

apartment.

climax.

The young master's eyes widened: What are these things?

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Well, in fact, the most common black | words are probably dbq, xswl and the like, all of which abbreviate the initials of pinyin.

In the article, for the sake of the plot, some uncommon slang words are made nonsense, but the central idea is the same, so don't be serious.

Also, here is a quiz with prizes, the first reader who answers all the black/words in the article correctly in the comment area will send you a red envelope, hehe~

Hey, as an old aunt born in the 90s, I actually don’t really understand the black words of your zero-zero generation [distressed.jpg]