Bureau of Special Cases Investigation

Dusk always has an indescribable beauty. After a busy day, many people will find something to relax themselves at this time.Some people like to have dinner with friends, some people like to find a quiet place to relax their minds, but what about Nie Yan?He was holding a small basket and squatting in the candy area of ​​the supermarket, staring at the last row of marshmallows with his chin propped up in a daze.The packaging on the marshmallow bag looks very attractive. The white marshmallow is covered with a layer of dark chocolate and sprinkled with various pieces of nuts. The most important thing is that there is bursting pulp flowing out of the marshmallow blueberry jam!There was a green onion and a box of tofu in the basket. I squatted for 8 minutes until my thighs felt numb. I let out a breath and stood up with determination. I picked up the basket on the ground and ran to the cashier to pay. I went, and during the period, I turned my head every three steps, looking at the fading cotton candy, feeling aggrieved like a child.

After driving the car into the underground parking garage, Nie Yan took the shopping bags and got on the elevator with a sullen face.He took out the key to open the door, and found that the TV at home was actually on. After changing his shoes, Nie Yan walked in and saw that Gao Yan was kneeling and sitting in front of the TV with a serious face, watching a recent popular TV series. A love dog blood drama.Speaking of why Gao Yan would watch these love dramas, it would be a long story to say.....

Ever since Nie Yan entered the Special Cases Investigation Bureau, Gao Yan had the idea of ​​packing him up and locking him up.What a shrewd old fox Jiang Zhanping was, he could see Gao Yan's intentions at a glance.It took him a lot of effort (fudge) to invite Gao Zhi down from the snow mountain at an altitude of 4000 meters.Seeing that Gao vowed to leave, he hurried to his office and said:

"Director Gao, you will scare the children like this. Chasing people is not what you do."

Gao Yan looked at Jiang Zhanping's treacherous and cunning face with a cold face, tilted his head and said:

"why?"

Seeing Gao Yan talking to him, Jiang Zhanping heaved a sigh of relief, and said earnestly:

"Do you think that the number of times you have met is counting on your fingers three times? Also, in a society ruled by law, how worried should Nie Yan's family be if you abduct people like this without saying a word? You make me very sad." It's hard!"

Gao Yan didn't speak, but looked at him coldly, as if the air was about to freeze, Jiang Zhanping suddenly said:

"I have a method of chasing people and teach it for free. Isn't it better to be happy with each other?"

Gao Yan's eyes lit up when he heard the four words, Jiang Zhanping hastily continued:

"Director Gao, modern society has its own way of chasing people, so we can't deviate from the times. I have hardcover movies about chasing girls, novels about domineering presidents falling in love with me, oh, and TV dramas! Right, right, I remember that there was a TV station that showed some emotional TV series at [-] o'clock in the evening, it would definitely be good for you to watch more if you have nothing to do!"

Gao Yan listened very seriously, and since then he has been led by Jiang Zhanping on a road of no return...

Nie Yan is the person who has the deepest experience. He will never forget that Gao Yan was wearing that long-lasting robe and knelt on the carpet, watching the scene at Mango Terrace at eight o'clock. , It turns out that Gao Oath is such a boring SAO person.

Put the shopping bag in the kitchen, open the refrigerator, and take out a box of beef and some fresh vegetables from the freezer.Gao swore saw Nie Yan go to the kitchen, stood up and walked to Nie Yan to help him chop vegetables, but saw that Nie Yan seemed a little different today.Gao Yan frowned and looked at Nie Yan with a worried face and asked:

"Did something happen?"

Nie Yan's face was not very good-looking, as if he was holding back something.Handing the vegetables to Gao Yan, he said listlessly: "Today we are eating hot pot, you can wash the dishes, I... I will lie down for a while." After speaking, he covered his face and walked to the master bedroom.

uncomfortable!Nie Yan is sick! ?Putting down the dishes in his hands, he hurriedly ran to the bedroom, only to find that Nie Yan was curled up with his head covered, sucking his mouth from time to time.Gao Yan lifted the quilt, held his wrist, and pinched the pulse gate. The pulse condition was stable, and he was not sick. Could it be that he didn't have a good rest?Thinking of this, Gao swore pulled up his quilt, closed the door softly, and ran to the kitchen to cook.

Hot pot is still very easy to make. After Gao Yan set the dining table, he walked to the bedside and looked at Nie Yan, saying:

"Is it better? Dinner is ready."

Nie Yan sat up covering his face, his face looked worse than before.When he came to the dining table, he picked up a piece of beef slices with chopsticks and put them in the pot, rinsed them, then chewed them in his mouth, then suddenly stood up, covered his face and ran to the toilet to spit it out. I found that Nie Yan's eyes were full of tears, and he looked very aggrieved.

"I swear, I'm fine, don't worry, go and eat!" Nie Yan said with twinkling eyes.

"Are you alright?" Gao Yan asked.

Nie Yan quickly nodded and assured, and the two returned to the restaurant, but Gao Yan found that Nie Yan's appetite was significantly smaller than before...

When Gao Yan woke up the next day, he found a notebook on the coffee table. He had seen it in a TV series. It was a medical record from the hospital!Recalling the clips from the TV station in his mind, Gao Yan was even more puzzled. He checked Nie Yan's pulse last night and he was not sick. Could it be that...

Nie Yan came out in his pajamas. When he saw the medical record on the coffee table, he hurried to pick it up and put it behind his back in embarrassment.Peeking at Gao Yan's puzzled expression, he wondered if Gao Yan didn't know the purpose of the medical records?

The two of them were not on the same channel. After breakfast, Nie Yan took the car keys and said that he would go out first.Gao vowed to see him sneaking, but didn't point it out, watched him go out, thinking to himself that he really took the notebook away.

After Nie Yan left, Gao Yan took out a box from the bedside table, opened the box and inside was the mobile phone Jiang Zhanping gave him.The mobile phone is an old-fashioned mobile phone with no functions. Gao vowed to call and said, "I have something to ask you."

Jiang Zhanping was drinking morning tea at this time, when the phone rang, he wanted to hang up, but when he saw that it was Director Gao's call, he felt flattered, and when he answered the phone, he heard Gao Yan's cold voice.

"Director Gao, what's the matter? Do you want to come over and have morning tea together?" After Jiang Zhanping finished speaking, he took a sip from the teacup and only listened to Gao's oath:

"Can a man get pregnant?"

"Pfft——" Jiang Zhanping, the director of the Special Cases Investigation Bureau, a man in big underpants who had experienced morning tea in the teahouse lobby, couldn't hold back a mouthful of tea.

"What did you say?" Jiang Zhanping wiped his mouth with a tissue and asked uncertainly.

"Can a man get pregnant?" Gao Yan repeated it again, Jiang Zhanping thought of an ancient man who was so cold and exiled, and suddenly said such a sentence, goose bumps all over his body.After holding back for a long time, Jiang Zhanping said:

"There are cases of men getting pregnant in foreign countries. It should be possible to get pregnant. But it needs to be done..." Before he could finish his vows, he hung up the phone.

Gao Yan, an ancient man who lived thousands of years (bad old man), sat down cross-legged, and began to think about the philosophy of life for the first time.

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In the hospital, Nie Yan was lying on a chair, his mouth was wide open, and the yellow light shone on his face. The dentist in a white coat looked at it with a mouth mirror, curled his lips and said:

"How many sweets have you eaten, and your teeth are decayed like this."

"Will brushing your teeth morning and night cause tooth decay?" Nie Yan asked vaguely.

"It has nothing to do with the number of times you brush your teeth. Take the bill and pay the fee. You have to dig out the black inside and fill the teeth." The doctor smiled.

When he heard that he was going to have a hole in his tooth, Nie Yan reluctantly picked up the order the doctor gave him, and went to pay the fee honestly.

It was almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon when the tooth was filled, not to mention that after the tooth was treated, the pain would soon disappear.When Nie Yan drove home after buying some vegetables, he saw Gao Yan sitting cross-legged on the balcony. Hearing the sound of the door opening, Gao Yan stood up in a panic.

"You're hungry. I'm going to make stewed pork belly and chicken soup tonight. It must be very delicious." Nie Yan's toothache was gone, and he said with a smile in a very happy mood.

Gao Yan looked very flustered. Seeing that Nie Yan was leading a big bag, he quickly snatched it over, put the vegetables on the ground, and carefully helped Nie Yan onto the sofa.

"You sit, I'll cook." Gao vowed.

"Hahaha, do you know how to burn? Let me do it!" Nie Yan wanted to get up, but was pushed back by Gao Oath.

"Yes! Learn!" Gao Oath said very seriously.

Nie Yan looked at Gao Yan who was busy in the kitchen strangely, wondering what happened to this guy today.Shaking his head helplessly, he got up and went to the refrigerator to take out a bottle of iced soda to drink, but was snatched away by Gao Yan.

"It's too cold, it's not good for your health. I'll go to boil hot water." Gao Yan looks very interesting now, his long hair is tied with a ribbon, his sleeves are rolled up and tied in a knot, and he's wearing Nie Yan's shirt Nie Yan couldn't help laughing when he saw the apron, and said:

"Hahaha, what's the matter with you today."

"You went to the hospital." Gao Yan said very seriously.

Nie Yan looked helplessly at the man in front of him and said, "You still found out."

"I will ask Jiang Zhanping to approve your leave, and stay at home honestly for the past few months." Gao vowed.

"Ask for leave? It's not that exaggerated! I'm fine." If he asked for leave because of tooth decay, he would probably be known by Tang Xiao's big mouth to everyone in the bureau.

"Huh?" Gao Yan tilted his head in confusion.

"It's just tooth decay, it's okay." Nie Yan scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

Gao Yan only felt that there was a bolt from the blue, tooth decay... What is tooth decay... a disease on the teeth?

"Not pregnant?" Gao swore.

"Hahahahaha, I swear you are too funny. How can a man be pregnant? Have you been poisoned by those TV dramas recently? I told you to watch less of these bloody dramas. It's all written by the screenwriters."

It’s all written by the screenwriter...Although I don’t know what the screenwriter means, Gao Yan only feels that he has been struck by lightning again! Didn’t Jiang Zhanping say that all the TV dramas are true...

"Tooth decay will cause toothache. The doctor said I ate too much sweets. It has been treated, so don't worry!" After speaking, he patted Gao Yan on the shoulder, and went to the kitchen to make soup.

Gao Oath, an ancient man who lived for thousands of years, petrified in front of the refrigerator, motionless.

Later, Nie Yan was surprised to find that all the sweets in the house were gone, even some snacks like senbei were gone.Whether it's on a mission or at home, Gao Swear will supervise him not to eat too many snacks as meals. …

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Sudden inspiration!Still record it!Married Life Part [-]: Toothache!