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Later, when the program team was editing, they came to ask Lu Tong specifically if some content needed to be cut.

Lu Tong asked, "Cut what? I have a clear conscience for everything I said."

So the program team also put his words into the tidbits and broadcast them.

"After watching the last issue of "The Real World", I would like to ask quietly, did I misunderstand? Or did my Tong brother secretly poke a... cabinet?"

"I tried very hard to tell myself that it's not easy for Mr. Lu to come and go in the wind and rain, so you don't want to smack him and the big brother behind your back. He is obviously a good brother who is like-minded and catches monsters together, but now The Lord pressed my head and threatened me, saying, will you kowtow or not?"

"Hey... This couple's outfit is set. [Screenshot] [Screenshot], the picture is a bit blurry, that part is a long shot, let's take a look."

"I also thought it was opening the cabinet door, but when I saw the tidbits, the more clear-eyed Brother Tong was, the more I felt that I was joking. The two of them have such a good relationship, and it doesn't matter if they joke with each other."

"Anyway, he's not in the entertainment industry. As long as Brother Tong is capable, whoever dares to block him will get out. There's no need to force him to close the cabinet door."

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"I'm sorry everyone, I'm running away from a question, why does the baby turn into a tree root? Teacher Lu and the senior brother can immediately know that the source is in 'a single tree becomes a forest', and when watching it, a bunch of people in the barrage are also shouting I can't keep up with the banyan tree demon."

"I only remember where I heard about this stand-in doll, but I can't remember where it was. Is there any class representative to answer."

"The answer is in the live broadcast of the program in Shiyu Town on the train. When they played the board game Wanyao Slaying, one round of big brothers drew the identity of the Banyan Tree Demon, which has the effect of a substitute doll. Later, Teacher Lu also popularized it. The banyan tree demon's 'aerial root' has its own stand-in talent."

"Understood, I decided to go back and make up a lesson."

"The latter part of this episode was very unfriendly to intensive phobia, and the barrage body protection failed to save me."

"By the way, such a large forest has been completely uprooted. The local tourism bureau is going to vomit to death. The core landscape of Tianmen Mountain Scenic Area is a big monster. It just disappeared. What will attract tourists in the future?"

"I heard from a local classmate that they are already planning to develop a new business, the begging business."

"This wave of reverse marketing is a bit 6."

"The big demon Songzi has been uprooted, what more do you want?"

"Of course it's not to ask the big demon to ask for a child, but to brother Tong. It is said that the plan is to ask Brother Tong to buy the copyright of his begging speeches and make them into sticky notes that can be hung on trees. Put that on the mountain road." A small speaker in the shape of a stone, which broadcasts the clips of Brother Tong’s words, thinking about climbing a mountain in the future and hearing Teacher Lu’s voice next to him saying “I beg the great fairy to give me a son” so sincerely, I would turn around laughing.”

The audience watching the show had fun, but in fact, when a few people rushed to the "Lone Tree into a Forest" attraction that day, the situation before them was very difficult.

It can be called a forest. It can be seen that this banyan tree covers a wide area. The aerial roots accumulated for hundreds of years have filled the lake beach and the muddy land next to it. Being in the middle is like entering a maze, and you can’t find the boundary. It is often the tour guide who takes the passengers on the boat and walks among these aerial roots on the lake.

Zhang Yuan and Liang Zhen also rushed over after receiving the news. The movement caused birds in the forest. There was some water vapor on the lake, but there was no trace of evil spirit.

Liang Zhen who arrived at the end asked, "Are you sure? If this is an ordinary banyan tree and we destroy it, will the local tourism bureau be so angry that they will sue us?"

Lu Tong said, "I'm pretty sure it's the aerial roots of the banyan tree, and this can also explain the origin of those meat dolls." He said to Cui Yiwen, "I'll leave it to you, Old Cui."

There are too many underground root systems and they are too intricate, so we can only rely on Cui Yiwen's proficient explosive characters to blast the roots out of the ground first.

With the sound of explosions one after another, water splashed and mud flew, the aerial roots of the banyan tree were exposed to the air one by one, "I'll go, no wonder there is no evil spirit above, and all the emotions are coming down."

There is a red evil spirit on the root system, and as more and more aerial roots are exposed, the evil spirit becomes stronger and stronger. In the eyes of several celestial masters, the entire lake beach is lingering in the red evil spirit.

Seeing that he couldn't hide, the big monster no longer pretended to be dead. It took root and turned into spherical monsters in the shape of beasts. The monsters with the color of tree roots opened their mouths bared with fangs, ran across the lake beach and swarmed ashore. He rushed towards several people.

The cameramen all retreated to the back, so this section basically captured distant views without close-up shots.

Cui Yiwen picked up a pseudo-beast that was biting his hair, and pasted a "explosion" character on it with his backhand. During the explosion, he was sprayed with juice all over his face, "Ah, bah, bah, that's a bit too much. Just find its taproot."

The densely packed beast-like monsters came in groups, and it was impossible to tell which one was the body of the banyan tree monster.Zhang Yuan regretted that he didn't bring more copper coins to suppress the monsters, otherwise it would be much more convenient to fly out one by one than the paintings on the imitation beast monsters. He glanced to the side from the corner of his eyes to block a person In front of him, he raised his hand and dealt with the two imitation beasts. The man was squatting on the ground, but it wasn't Lu Tong.

Lu Tong shouted to the cameraman behind, "Do you have a lighter?"

One of them took out a hand from his trouser pocket and threw it over. Lu Tong took it in his hand and started to light the fire.

When Zhang Yuan looked at it, he happened to meet Qi Rang's gaze and shouted, "Why is he so angry?"

Lu Tong was burning a piece of clothing. He had just taken off his own coat, and on it was Jin Huanghuang's "Ding" character that he had just written with his demon-suppressing power. Seeing that he was about to burn a piece of clothing, he took off his coat and threw it to Lu Tong. Lu Tong also wrote the characters "ding" and burned the clothes.

After taking off the jacket, two football shirts and sweaters with the same style were revealed. One has a huge number "1" on the back, and the other has a "0".

There were obviously chemical fiber materials in the clothes, and the smoke from the burning was heavy, and Jin Mang drifted out with traces of demon-suppressing power.

The hand-to-hand killing of the demon turned into a unilateral clean-up. With the reduction of substitutes, the banyan tree demon's body was finally revealed. Affected by the fixed characters, its speech speed was also very slow, "You... bully the tree too much."

"You can't kill me. I still have a lot of substitute roots to give away. If you go one step further, my substitute roots will immediately eat the humans next to you."

Qi Rang raised his hand, and the Tianmang sword flew out and split the banyan tree demon in the imitation animal form, "If you die, those double roots will be just ordinary tree stumps."

That day, in the town near the Tianmen Mountain Scenic Area, it is said that more than a dozen babies and children suddenly turned into tree roots without any warning. It was posted on the Internet, and when the "Real World" program was broadcast, the reason for this video became clear, and it was reposted many times.

Qi Rang himself watched that episode of the program, especially the segment where Lu Tong talked about begging for a child in Tianmen Mountain. He played it several times, and the bullet screen was full of laughing and turning heads, but Qi Rang felt a little indescribable in his heart. taste.

Suoyaota blood inheritance, at that time in Thailand, Qi Rang endured the soreness in his heart and told Lu Tong that he could be a surrogate in order to avoid Suoyaota's severance of inheritance, which made Lu Tong irritable.

Lu Tong was very repulsed by children with other women's genes, and he only wanted to kill off his children and grandchildren together. Qi Rang himself did not want such a child with other women's blood, and he had no plans to keep a child.But Lu Tong is different, he doesn't want it himself, but the consequence of this is that he belongs to the Lu family, guards the heart, locks the demon tower, and cuts off the rhythm of inheritance.

Lu Tong found that Qi Rang was watching the show, and he came over to take a look. As expected, it was his highlight clip. Qi Rang said suddenly, "Brother Tong, what were you thinking when you said these words?"

"I want to lure that monster out, what else can I think about?" Lu Tong asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

Qi Rang said, "You and I cut off children and grandchildren like this, I'm afraid you will have a psychological burden."

Lu Tong sighed, "It's not me, it's you." He suddenly said seriously, "Do you know what the last rule of my old Lu family's ancestors is?"

"What is it?"

Lu Tong cleared his throat and said, "If the descendants are not filial, I would rather this tower be cut off." He didn't let Qi Rang speak, and continued, "And the first one is, 'The way to retreat, only keep the heart.' But the ancestors said to Keeping the heart is not what I keep. I have crossed the boundary set by my ancestors. Once I cross the boundary, many things will be out of control. I have no position to let my descendants go back to keep the original heart of the ancestors, and I cannot guarantee mine. Future generations will not be stained with innocent blood, I am that unfilial son, even if I am not gay, the Demon Locking Tower is destined to be absolutely in my hands."

Lu Tong logged on to his Weibo, where his profile was previously changed to the descendant of the Shouxin faction, and now he added a few more words, the last generation of the Shouxin faction.

Lu Tong hugged Qi Rang and jumped on him while Qi Rang let out a low smile. Suddenly, he felt that this sentence, which was a curse for others, turned into a love sentence, "Brother, let's cut off children and grandchildren together."

The author has something to say: ——Little theater without responsibility——

Ten years later.

"This year's Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine is for twin-sperm embryos and artificial uterus."