My Monster Hunting Taobao Store has rushed to the crown

"The Real World" is back on the shelves. Director Liu, who was so worried that he couldn't sleep these days, finally came back to life. He searched the world for shooting locations. Everything was ready, so he hurriedly contacted a few celestial masters to start the third and final issue as soon as possible. Filming of a documentary program.

Lu Tong had just returned to Nan'an, when Liu Fang's phone call came back.

When he hung up the phone, Lu Tong recalled his original intention of participating in this program, which was not so simple in the first place.He tried to plan ahead, if one day his true identity was exposed, if he could have a little, a little more influence, then could he be less embattled.

Later, the exposure that Lu Tong was worried about did come, but the development that followed was far beyond what he could have imagined.He didn't expect that there would be so many people standing behind him.

Now that I think about it carefully, all those sincere cries, appeals, and parades after the identity of the judge was exposed have nothing to do with his participation in this program.People stood behind him, not because of who he was, but because of what he did, everyone could see it regardless of their eyes or mind.

After the last episode of the show was finished, Lu Tong's Taobao Store's Monster Catcher finally resumed business.When he just resumed business, he received many useless orders trying to meet him through this channel, so that he had to ask the other party to open a video to prove the authenticity before accepting the order.

Fortunately, such irrational customers are only a minority. Nowadays, the construction of monster affairs bureaus in various places is becoming more and more perfect. The efficiency of receiving cases and handling cases of the monster reporting phone number 123 is steadily increasing, and the order frequency of Taobao shop monster catchers is gradually becoming normal. .

A new review appeared under Monster Hunting Baby. Although it was a five-star review, the content was clearly not five-star satisfaction.

"Why? I just want to ask why? Is my non-chieftain attribute so strong? I actually met a family member acting as a substitute. Although the big brother solved the sparrow demon partying in the air-conditioning duct of my house in three seconds, I really I really want to experience the feeling of Tongge’s customers enjoying his spring-like service at a close distance, instead of the current cold northwest wind service!”

The customer also posted this screenshot on Weibo, and someone replied, "Are you sure Teacher Lu is as warm as a spring breeze to every customer? Where do you put Brother Biao?"

Since Lu Tong’s Taobao store was exposed, idle and bored netizens looked through the comments under Monster Catching Baby one by one, and even picked out interesting comments to make a collection. The one who was forced to make up 300 copies because of the spider demon’s spawning A single customer once liked to mention a hot search on Weibo.

Later, the identity of the client, a gangster called Brother Biao, was revealed, and people familiar with the matter said that Brother Biao had already frightened Congliang since he knew that the judge was the owner of the Taobao shop who had caught demons for him. Helping the younger brother to perform voluntary duties on the road is to help the old woman cross the road. He is simply a good young man in the new era.

Brother Biao has become a legend in the rivers and lakes, but the family substitute business of the senior brother has become a treatment that customers need to get a touch of European spirit after placing an order and pray that they will not encounter it.

Under that Weibo post, someone asked, "Is it that scary for a big brother to take over as a replacement?"

The host replied to him, "When I watched "The Real World", I still thought that the big brother was very approachable, but now I understand, wake up, it's because Brother Tong was next to me when I was filming the show."

Someone else asked, "Why are family members taking over? Family members?"

This time the host didn't need to reply, but someone else asked him, "Brother, do you have internet access in your village? The cabinet door couldn't even be closed in the last documentary program of "The Real World".

Lu Tong didn't care what other people thought about his relationship with his elder brother, but Qi Rang came out seriously in front of his master.

Lu Tong asked him, "What's your master's reaction?"

Qi Rang hesitated for a moment, "I don't quite understand his reaction."

After a pause, Qi Rang said, "He was shocked at first, but then, he seemed to feel that..." Qi Rang kept looking for words, "He has actually been a little worried, he feels that although you are now safe for the public , but after all, a lifetime is so long, and the Demon Locking Tower is so against the sky, he is worried that if your position and mentality change in the future, it will be dangerous. After I told him, he seemed to think that getting married would be a good idea?"

Lu Tong laughed out loud, and Qi Rang himself laughed too. After a while, Lu Tong restrained his smile, and said in a rare and serious way in front of Qi Rang, "Thank you, brother Rang."

He didn't say much, and Qi Rang didn't ask, but said, "There is a saying, I owe you more than ten years, and I haven't told you yet."

Lu Tong showed doubts on his face, and said in unison, "Thank you, Brother Tong."

Thank you for saving me back then, thank you, for loving me.

In addition to Catching Monsters, the sales of one-off Sky Eyes in Taobao store are still as hot as ever, and sometimes Lu Tong can't take care of too many orders. Fortunately, Mangshan School and the eye mask manufacturer that Lu Tong had previously established a joint venture company, Start mass production of one-time sky eyes, the price is cheaper than his Taobao store after consulting Lu Tong's opinion.

Glasses that can see the evil spirit have also been developed, but the validity period is relatively short. As the evil power condensed into the lens dissipates, the glasses will soon become a pair of ordinary plain glasses.And through the lens, the viewing effect is slightly worse.However, compared with the restriction that the disposable eye mask needs to be worn for a period of time in advance, the biggest advantage is that it can be worn and used immediately.

With the diversion, the one-time Tianyan finally stopped selling orders. When there were no orders, Lu Tong put a few more small treasures on his Taobao store, and the best seller was a set of videos he recorded himself. After all, "The Real World" can cover a very narrow range of introductions during the limited program period. In the video, he popularized the habits of some common monsters and some self-help measures that can be taken when encountering them.

Later, under the strong request of netizens, this set of videos recorded the second and third seasons, and sometimes some situations that Lu Tong encountered while catching monsters that he thought were representative would also be included. The untitled video was jokingly dubbed by netizens as "Longevity with Teacher Lu".

Together with Mr. Lu, in this dangerous world where monsters and monsters coexist, we can live together and live a long life together.

Under the new world outlook, policies in all aspects are being developed, explored, hit a wall, and improved little by little over time.

This year, the country launched the monster book, and began to give qualified monsters the opportunity to integrate into human society and survive.

With the lessons learned from the past, the pure whiteness of the evil spirit is not an absolute condition for a monster to apply for a monster registration, but a recommendation and observation system is adopted.

Only three reputable celestial masters who have held registered celestial master certificates for more than ten years and belong to different sects can obtain the qualification for the probationary period of the demon membership, and the official demon membership can only be obtained after a one-year observation period.

Among them, the first celestial master who signed the signature, as the main recommender of this demon, shall bear full responsibility for what the demon does in the future, and the latter two shall bear part of the responsibility.If a demon with demon status does something harmful to nature, then its main recommender will also be held accountable and even have his celestial master certificate revoked.

The method of demon membership is very strict in recommending celestial masters, so after a period of time, there are not many monsters who have actually obtained demon membership.

However, Niu Ji, Lu Fatty, and Xiaomi Mili all obtained a household registration that belonged to them.

In fact, Lu Tong signed a total of four names. With his full guarantee, it is not difficult to find other celestial masters to recommend signatures.Not long after the introduction of the method of demon registration, Brother Curly posted a red copy of the demon book on Weibo, with the words, "[Tears fill our eyes] We are finally a demon with a registered permanent residence."

When Brother Curly was taking pictures, Lan Su asked him from behind, "Did you already know?"

Lan Su never told him about the killing that he did in the logistics park that day, but when Lu Tong signed the letter, he mentioned that Lan Python's head was red with demonic aura, but Brother Curly didn't show any surprised expression.

Curly-haired brother said cautiously, "Susu, do you know that there is a thing in this world called one-time eye?"

As for the son of the little snake and the curly-haired brother, his age is still uncertain, and it remains to be seen, but Lu Tong thinks that the child raised by the curly-haired brother and the blue python should not be very likely to grow crooked. big.

In fact, this demonic method was strongly obstructed by the celestial masters from the northern faction before it was implemented, but in the end they compromised. Even Liu Yikun, the most representative leader of the northern faction, admitted that this is the general trend and inevitable .

It can be seen from the introduction of the demon book that the basic general direction of the upper class of the country is the harmonious coexistence of human beings and monsters, rather than killing them all.

People start a new life under a new world view, and they also begin to adapt to the existence of monsters that infiltrate life a little bit.This new creature can be seen in compulsory education textbooks. People pick up their mobile phones and play mobile games with demons as the protagonists.

The Wanyao Killer board game launched by Qinglinmen has attracted a lot of players, but it really broke out after it cooperated with a game company to launch the Wanyao Killer game. This mobile game hit a record within a month of its launch. With an achievement of over [-] million yuan, the Qinglin Culture Co., Ltd. established under the Qinglin Sect has also become the most successful example of the Tianshi sect that went to the sea to test the waters, and has become a benchmark for companies related to monsters.

The Wan Yao Killer game has become popular in the streets and alleys for a while. Players span all ages, young and old. Many people say that what they play is not a game, but a popular science.

As the spokesperson of the mobile game, Cui Yiwen also enjoyed the treatment that can only be enjoyed by the top entertainment industry.

In fact, before the promotion of the Wan Yao Killer game, the spokesperson of Qing Linmen was not Cui Yiwen, but Lu Tong. After all, among all the celestial masters, this is the most popular one, but Lu Tong refused.

Cui Yiwen even made several phone calls to persuade Lu Tong, "Are you sure you want to refuse? Are you really not tempted by the endorsement fee?"

In the end, I couldn't help but ask, "You said that with your current fame and status, is it still necessary to guard your Taobao store conscientiously?"

"So why on earth are you still working as your Taobao shopkeeper?"

Lu Tong held the phone in one hand and pressed the mouse with the other hand. He just put a new photo on his Taobao store Monster Hunter. In the photo, the little spider has grown to the size of a fist, with a little red on the top of its head. It is particularly bright under the light. As for Lu Fatty, he was a little suffocated by holding back the flowering a while ago, and he is recuperating. The cactus is bare on the forehead, and there is no small white flower with yellow stamens, but a spider on it.

A few days ago, during the annual inspection of the Tianshi certificate, Lu Tong solemnly wrote down the words "Shouxinpai" in the column of the Tianshi sect where he had always written "no".

At this time, Lu Tong looked at the photo and said to the phone, "Because, this is my original intention."

One day not long after, people who followed Lu Tong's Weibo found that he hadn't updated Weibo for a long time, and posted a screenshot with text. In the screenshot, the credit rating under the store name suddenly turned into a crown.

"My Taobao store has rushed to the crown."

The author has something to say: 1. The main text is over, and there are some extras.Following the rhythm of the previous chapter is the end, so the content of the third episode will be put outside the episode.

2. I am very grateful to the little angel who can see this article. This article was written very slowly and I am not satisfied with it. I should not write this style of article again. It is not suitable for me.

3. The next book is about female statues.

4. At the end, by the way, I put this Tanmei pre-acquisition for a favorite, this time it is a real, easy and sweet article.

"Panda Kingdom"

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What kind of experience is it like to be thrown down by the cub you raised?

Thank you.

The experience is probably watching him take off his clothes and try to seduce you with his abs and long legs, but you think back to the old father's gratification in your heart.

That night, Gu Sheng was pushed against the wall by the boy who had transformed into a human and was already a head taller than himself, "What about now? Is it still the old father's comfort?"

——Additional comments after three days——

Withdrawing the last answer, there is no old father's comfort anymore, and there will never be any in this life.

A panda's real life begins when he finds his companion.

"Those Pandas Looking for Companions", "Little Pandas Looking for Companions"

PS

1. Modern fantasy, directly using the realistic background, sweet essays in the daily unit series

2. Pandas are not giant pandas, they are private creatures with a head similar to black and white fur. Every panda has superpowers

3. Panda's mysterious ear attack, calmly trained as a second-rate loyal dog attack (a second-rate cute attack in childhood), and will change into a human form later