My Monster Hunting Taobao Store has rushed to the crown

In late March, the weather turned warm and cold. Today I changed into spring clothes, and the next day I suddenly dived into the water. I had to turn out the down jacket and down that had been pressed back to the top of the cabinet. The temperature was like a roller coaster every day.

Lu Tong went out for a few days and processed a relatively easy order. When he came back, he went to approve some small sachets that could be pinched in the palm of his hand. The texture was woven with satin, and the middle was inlaid with metal rings or hollow hearts. There are also shapes such as four-leaf clover and horseshoe.

Then a new baby was put on the Taobao store, named Yushou, priced at 38 each. There are a lot of Yushous with this style and price on Taobao, but the details of this baby are obviously much different. .

"Disposable defensive items. When encountering a monster, it can block a fatal attack for you and buy you a few minutes to escape."

"The validity period is within half a year after purchase. If you don't use it after half a year, you can send it back for free 'recharging'. The postage is at your own expense."

The most popular item sold in Taobao stores today is the one-off Sky Eye. The audience for the Mother-Child Talisman is relatively small, and the sales volume is not high.

After Lu Tong put the new baby on the shelves, he raised his head and looked at the empty corner. He always felt that something was wrong. He couldn't figure out what was wrong for a while. Niu Ji first rushed into the grocery store. The secret path is finished.

It was the first time I tried to remove bones to create a monster, but something went wrong, and the little turtle would probably die.

Niu Ji said excitedly, "Brother Lu, the gold thread is all collected, Guigui ate a lot of shrimp today."

Lu Tong's hanging heart fell back into his chest, and he said angrily, "Then why do you look like your butt is on fire?"

Niu Ji said, "I'm not excited."

Lu Tong asked him again, "Have you noticed anything different about your tortoise?"

Niu Ji said bluntly, "What's the difference? It seems to eat more. Oh, by the way, the weather is very good today. Guigui said that he wants to go outside to bask in the sun. I'm going to walk the turtle in the Civic Square."

Lu Tong watched Niu Jifeng come and go in a hurry, and he didn't have time to say a word stuck in his throat. You turtle can suddenly tell you that you want to go out for a walk, and you ask me what's different? !

"You're hopeless, love chicken."

Lu Tong raised his eyes to look at the corner again. This time, he suddenly realized why he felt something was wrong.It was clean and empty with no cobwebs.

It turned out that as long as Lu Tong was at home, every morning when he woke up, there would be a big spider web on the ceiling in the corner, with various characters woven in different patterns every day, such as "Tong Ge Niu", "Tong Ge Stick" , "Good morning Tong Ge".Before he left last time, he also learned to weave English, the crooked "Daydayup", "Fighting", "BestBro"...

Lu Tong recalled it for a while, as if he had disappeared a few days before he went out this time.

Lu Tong sat at the table by the door, removed the mouse in his hand, and knocked on the flowerpot of the cactus, "What about the little spider?"

The cactus with buds all year round swayed visibly to the naked eye, Lu Tong was puzzled, "What the hell is it scared by me? When did I scare it?"

The cactus shook and shook, pulled the roots out of the flower pot, shook the mud in the flower pot, jumped down and landed on the table, shook again, and slowly turned into a pseudo-beast, a round ball the size of a ball Ugly green shit, skin as rough as gravel, eyes and nose squeezed together, with that little flower bud on his head, it's the photo that Lu Tong used to catch monsters in the Taobao store, and it's also the one in the middle of the QR code when he printed his business card pattern.

It stretched out its chubby hands, reached into the flower buds on its head, and pulled out the little spider that got inside. It spread out the fleshy palm that could not be seen between the fingers. The little spider was lying on the palm of its hand, and it slowly Tun said, "The movement of you cutting the demon's bone a few days ago scared the little millet."

Lu Tong raised his eyebrows, "Fatty Lu, you are so patient, why did you give it a name? It is still rice grains, and its fingernails are almost the same." The mother of this little spider demon is a Honduras curly spider, and it is also a monster. Adults can grow up to the size of a palm. When they were born, they were indeed small grains of rice. Now they have grown to the size of fingernails, and the red spots on their heads have also grown in size.

The fat hand passed some more, "Would you like to comfort it?"

Lu Tong snorted, "I'm full."

The little spider on the fat hand visibly trembled, and all eight legs were bent and retracted.

Lu Tong downloaded the Gouyan app on his mobile phone, clicked on a comedy that was currently in theaters, and bought two movie tickets.

Then he got up, found a relatively large canvas bag from the shelf, opened it, and said to Fatty Lu, "Bring a flower pot, and your rice grains."

Lu Fatty stuffed the little spider back into the flower bud, jumped into the canvas bag with the flowerpot in his arms, and asked Lu Tong, "Where are we going?"

Lu Tong snorted, "I haven't asked you yet. When I'm not at home, the electricity bill is higher than when I'm at home. Dog blood dramas are good?"

"You peep."

"Who is to blame for not deleting my browsing history?" Lu Tong lifted the canvas bag and walked out of the grocery store. The animal-like fat monster in the canvas bag turned back into a pot of cactus.

On the top floor of Wanfu City, a complex in the center of Nan'an City, there is a Hongxin International Movie Metropolis, which also has an IMAX hall.The comedy that Lu Tong watched did not have a 3D version. He bought a ticket for an ordinary hall. When he arrived at the entrance of the Movie Metropolis, Lu Tong bought two more buckets of popcorn.

After the ticket check-in, Lu Tong came to the last row. He bought two seats of 17.18, and a couple sat next to them at 15.16 and 19.20 respectively. Looking at the handsome guy in the middle with monster eyes, he sat down, pressed the seat next to him, stacked two popcorn buckets on the seat, and placed a pot of cactus on top.

If this weight is pressed up, the flip-up seat will be suppressed, and the height of the cactus can just be higher than the people in the front row without blocking the view.

The two couples took out their mobile phones to secretly take pictures, and the one who posted them on Moments posted them on Moments, and the one on Weibo posted them on Weibo. When the movie was over, one of the girls found that the Weibo photos she posted two and a half hours ago had been reposted. many times.

"I have seen a movie with a big bear doll, but this is the first time for a cactus."

"I've been single for a long time, even looking at a pot of cactus makes me feel pretty."

"Single dogs unlock new viewing postures."

"The side face is really handsome, please hook up."

……

Girls didn't expect that the photos they took casually would be reposted and spread round and round with tags such as the correct posture of single dog watching movies at this speed. Movie theater surprises single man brings cactus to movie" headline.

Lu Tong didn't know anything about it, he returned home with the canvas bag, put the flowerpot back in place, Fatty Lu was very excited and changed back to the mimic state, "Wow, the movie theater looks really good, compared to It looks much better on your computer."

The little spider ran out of the flower bud by itself, it was still too weak to make a sound that Lu Tong could hear, Lu Fatty conveyed it for it, "Xiaomi also likes watching movies, it said thank you Brother Tong."

The next day, the spider web in the corner appeared again, this time the spider web was particularly large, and the words on it were the largest ever, with two lines woven.

"the world only has"

"Hello Brother Tong"

Lu Tong cut his mouth, but his subordinates took pictures of the spider web with their mobile phones.

One evening a few days later, the door of the grocery store was pushed open by someone. The sensor doorbell had recently run out of battery. Before Lu Tong had time to charge it, he thought it was Niu Ji, and without raising his head, someone came to his desk. Feeling that the sound of footsteps was wrong, he raised his head suddenly, and then smiled.

The afterglow of the setting sun came in from outside the glass door, and he had his back to the light, Lu Tong thought, he was really handsome from his feet to his hair.

Lu Tong waved his finger, "Come on, you go back to the door and come in again."

Qi Rang didn't know why, but he did it anyway, and then he walked in the door, and a human cannonball rushed towards him, and the weight was so sudden that Qi Rang almost bent his knees, and there was a snap Get down on your knees.

Fortunately, he held on.

Lu Tong also got down from him, "What's the use of letting brother enter the hall this time?"

Qi Rang said, "A date."

"A date?"

Qi Rang emphasized again, "Dating. These two words are not the same at all, don't pretend you heard it wrong."

Lu Tong said, "Okay, let's talk about your dating plan."

Qi Rang took out his phone and opened the memo, "I looked it up and listed some must-do things for couples on a date."

Lu Tong grabbed his mobile phone to watch, what to eat, go shopping and watch movies, ride the Ferris wheel in the playground, go camping to watch the stars, listen to the wind on the beach...

Lu Tong tilted his head to look at Rang, "Why didn't I see Brother Rang, you are so..."

"what?"

"Literary pure love and freshness?"

Lu Tong continued to look down, the wall thumped and the bed thumped...

Lu Tong said, "Actually, we can skip the previous one, two, three, four, five, six, really."

Qi Rang has already opened the app for buying movie tickets, "Recently there is a comedy movie that is very popular, how about going to watch it tonight?"

Lu Tong looked at the movie displayed on the screen of his mobile phone, "I've seen it."

Qi Rang: "?"

Lu Tong: "I just went to the cinema with someone a few days ago."

Qi Rang: "!"