My Monster Hunting Taobao Store has rushed to the crown

Niu Ji posted a one-time Sky Eye promotion message in Moments before, but almost everyone thought it was a joke, let alone place an order.In other words, the first two one-off Sky Eye orders sold by Lutong Taobao Store were from wild buyers.

Niu Ji spent half a day trying to figure it out... In fact, one of the first buyers who bought a one-time sky eye was not anonymous, and the same ID found Weibo, and just two days ago, he posted a Weibo, which was continuously reposted , caused a wave of small-scale enthusiasm that was not particularly strong, but it still brought a lot of sales to Lu Tong's Taobao store's one-time eye.

The buyer’s Weibo ID is Brother Curly. Two evenings ago, he posted a Weibo with a picture of a cat, “I bought a disposable sky eye on Taobao. It is said that it can be worn overnight. Seeing the kind of monster, what should I do if I wake up the next morning and see white smoke all over my girlfriend's body? Wait online, it's very urgent."

At first, it was just a reply from Brother Curly's real friends, and everyone didn't take it seriously.

"Brother, didn't you pay the IQ tax? Buy this kind of thing."

"Sister-in-law's hair was scorched by the curling iron?"

But a few hours later, the curly-haired brother himself posted another Weibo, only a few words, "I'm fucked." Several people asked what happened below, and another hour later, the curly-haired brother posted The third Weibo, "I told my girlfriend about this, jokingly, who would have thought that she would suddenly be silent, and then tell me very seriously that she actually wanted to confess to me all the time but didn't have the courage, in fact, she It’s a snake demon, just took this opportunity to show me her real body, to see if I can accept it. My brother likes pet snakes, but it doesn’t mean he wants to find a snake as his wife! No wonder we were at the reptile exhibition at the pet exhibition When we met in the museum, she was able to get close to those large snakes, but I thought she was a group of awesome ones at the time, so they are basically the same kind communicating!"

Brother Curly disappeared after posting this Weibo, and he hasn’t been on Weibo for a long time, but there are more and more comments below, Weibo is forwarded by friends, friends of friends, and friends of friends of friends, gradually fermenting , The message is also getting more and more deviated from caring about his personal safety.

"Xu Xian, in this life, let's go."

"I'm curious what kind of snake your girlfriend is, Brother Curly. It sounds like a large snake. If it's a species that is a key protected wild animal, do you have to apply for a certificate to raise it in the future?"

"Nowadays, people can make up anything for the sake of popularity. This self-directed and self-acted drama is quite good."

"Shouldn't your focus be, 'Is there really such a thing as a snake demon?' Is that so?"

"I can guarantee with my head that there are creatures, there are creatures in this world. It's just that most people have been indoctrinated with atheism since they were young, so they think that such creatures are fictional."

"Brother Curly, don't you think that your girlfriend is a snake demon who is better than someone who can get close to a large snake?"

"Actually, I also want to know the species more. And anyway, Brother Curly, you like reptiles so much, so you just follow it."

"Don't you guys care about the personal safety of bloggers? What's going on in your mind?"

Curly-haired brother still hasn't appeared on Weibo, and Lu Tong is dealing with a new monster-hunting order just received.

For the order in Nan'an City, Lu Tong followed the address to the community given by the buyer. It was a very old resettlement housing complex. The walls in the corridor were covered with small advertisements. Lu Tong knocked on the door, and a A young girl in her 20s, "Boss Lu?"

Lu Tong nodded, and the girl opened the door to let him in. The girl said that her name was Wang Hui, and she worked in a factory ten minutes away on foot, and shared the rent with two other girls from the same factory.

Wang Hui poured a glass of water for Lu Tong, and Lu Tong asked her, "You said you encountered a nightmare?"

"It's not what I said, it's because I've seen someone before, but that person said he couldn't solve it, so he introduced me to a celestial master, and I added WeChat to ask..." Wang Hui stretched out two fingers, "That celestial master Said that this nightmare is very powerful, what kind of demon attribute demon, no one can do anything when he is asleep, anyway, I don’t understand, he said that it would take a lot of risk to catch him, and he asked for 20 yuan, how can I get so much money Boss Lu, can you catch this nightmare away?"

Lu Tong didn't answer her, but said, "Tell me about the specific process."

Wang Hui works in three shifts, and her sleep time is not very fixed, but she used to sleep well. Until a few weeks ago, she found that whether she was sleeping at night during the day shift, or during the middle and evening shifts during the day When I sleep, I become very dreamy. The dream is not only real, but also like a series. Where I wake up today, I can continue to do it when I fall asleep tomorrow.

Wang Huidao, "Of course my first reaction was to go to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said that I might be too tired, and gave me some traditional Chinese medicine to soothe the nerves and help sleep, but it didn't work. On the contrary, the dream became more and more frequent. , Until a week ago, I cut my hand in a dream, and when I woke up, I found that it was in exactly the same position. My hand was really cut, and I thought it was not good."

"Boss Lu, look." Wang Hui pulled up her clothes and showed Lu Tong her arm. There were several shallow wounds on her arm, and the most recent one was on the wrist, as if it was left by cutting it. "If it wasn't for the roommate I shared with me who came back from mid-shift and found blood seeping through the crack in the door of my room into the living room, broke in and saw my wrist bleeding and woke me up, I might have bled to death in my sleep. "

"I went to hang the nutrient solution for a few days, but I didn't dare to sleep. When I wanted to sleep, I pulled out my hair to keep myself awake. I thought I couldn't go on like this, so I asked my friends to find out about this kind of supernatural event. Come and see, I found you here after wandering around. To be honest, Boss Lu, you are probably the only celestial master I can afford." Wang Hui sighed, "Boss Lu, have I encountered a nightmare?"

"Probably yes." Lu Tong said to Wang Hui, "Go to sleep now."

"what?"

"When you fall asleep, you enter the dreamland and the nightmare will come out, so I can do it."

Wang Hui looked a little scared. She repeatedly told Lu Tong that she must be woken up in case of any accident, but she was still so preoccupied that she lay down and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. In the end, she had no choice but to go out to the pharmacy and buy a bottle of sleeping pills. , Swallowed two pills, and then fell into a dream in a daze.

Lu Tong stretched out his hand to cover Wang Hui's forehead, bit by bit, pulled out something like a gray air mass with no fixed shape, the gray air mass tightly wrapped around Wang Hui's head, and waves of gray mist wrapped around Lu Tong's face Float away from the door.

The heavy drowsiness came quickly and strongly. Lu Tong felt that he could fall asleep as soon as he closed his eyes. This is also the ultimate skill of the nightmare. Among them, the nightmare is the creator, it will live if it wants you to live, and die if it wants you to die, and the injuries suffered in the dream will be brought to reality, it can easily kill people in the dream.

However, Nightmare will not kill people so easily. It will suck her vitality little by little like it did to Wang Hui, and finally take her life away.

Lu Tong hung the eyelid of his right eye with one finger, and the left eye was closed uncontrollably. He took out a sewing needle with his other hand, and connected it to the tip of his little finger with great skill. He was sober for a moment when he was stabbed twice, and when blood beads came out, he took advantage of this moment to drag the gray air ball out of Wang Hui's head, grabbed a plastic bag on the table next to him, and pressed the gray air ball into it. , tied a dead knot, and quickly wrote a few words of "lock" glowing with gold on the plastic bag with his fingertips.

The drowsiness slowly dissipated, Lu Tong spread out his right hand and released the small tower. The golden light enveloped the nightmare wrapped in a plastic bag, and disappeared in place after a few flashes. On the fifth floor of the tower, a light lit up. few times.

When Wang Hui woke up, Lu Tong had already left, and left her a note saying that Nightmare had been captured. She was dubious, and when her co-rented companion came back, she asked them to help observe herself after falling asleep. It's back to normal, and I'm ecstatic.

Lu Tong was not surprised to receive Wang Hui's excited praise, but what surprised him was the praise that he had just seen before Wang Hui.

Looking at the entire interface on the mobile phone, I can’t put it down. At first glance, I thought it was the kind of nonsense copied and pasted, but when I looked carefully, it was obviously typed out word by word. The cause, process, and results of the entire monkey escape incident in Monkey Mountain have been brought up, focusing on describing how Lu Tong caught monsters overnight, how dedicated his service attitude is, and how strong his business ability is. This is definitely the most complete praise Lu Tong has ever seen. , and the content of praising him is all kinds of hype, summed up in only seven words, what a big rainbow fart.

Lu Tong made up his mind and Qi Rang typed down this praise word by word with his unsmiling face. He wanted to laugh inexplicably, and his dimpled smile when he said goodbye that day suddenly appeared in his mind.

Lu Tong thought, it's cool when it's cool, it's really cute when it's cute, and it's really handsome when it's handsome.

When he woke up the next morning, Lu Tong felt that something was wrong. He stretched out his hand to touch it, and it was true. He could only get up early in the morning to change his underwear and wash his underwear, and couldn't help swearing.