My online enemy is my wife

"God A, you just need to play normally for tomorrow's game, we're going to make up the numbers."

"Well, it's almost like a sparring partner."

"I can't help it either. If it wasn't for my host being damaged by water, I wouldn't have given you this opportunity."

"Hey... My male god is also here. I dream of teaming up with him to play a match, even a training match."

"Why can't men be so dumb? God A, if you team up with your male god or compete in the same game, wouldn't you be excited?!"

Feng or looked at the news from Baijitang, and unconsciously remembered the matter of being blocked by Yanqin on the rooftop a few days ago.By the way, the Xinxin exam is over, and according to the agreement, he will play a ball game with Yanqin tomorrow.

He, wants, and, Yan, Qin, playing, ball, game? ! ! !

Because the distance is very close, they will go to the indoor basketball court to play whenever they are free these days.But Yanqin basically didn't leave the court. He just warmed up and gave demonstrations. The rest of the time he was really like a basketball coach, standing on the sidelines and watching them play.Occasionally, he will carefully point out the problem and give his opinion if they have any mistakes.When Feng or they play well, shoot well, and move well, he will also praise them aloud.

But to praise Lu Haoyu and the others, he simply said yes, yes.

There was applause and whistles.

"well played."

"Nice, beautiful!"

"It's a great shot!"

Lu Haoyu couldn't help but push in his heart, "If you're so flattering, why don't you just send flowers and a kiss."

Feng Or felt his heart beat faster and his ears turned red, he was very embarrassed, but he couldn't help but want to hear Yan Qin praise him, and he would show off his skills after a while.

Thinking that tomorrow Yanqin will no longer stand on the sidelines, but walk into the stadium to fight one-on-one with him. The two will inevitably touch each other during the game, especially some interception and defense actions are almost like embracing each other. in arms...

Feng or belatedly realized that his whole mind was in a daze.

Bai Jitang was still swiping the screen, "Would you be excited to meet the male god at a distance and compete? Can you not be excited?! Are you still human!?"

Asdf: "Not excited."

Asdf: "Go crazy."

Yanqin turned off the QQ chat interface with Feng Or, switched back to the trumpet again, and was about to find someone with experience in CP business, only to find that Feng Or's shoulders were trembling slightly.

"What's the matter?" Yan Qin also lay down on the table, leaned over and patted Feng or on the head lightly.

Feng Ru was already preoccupied with tomorrow's football game, so he said in a muffled voice after a while: "No, nothing."

As soon as Yan Qin heard his voice, he understood that he didn't know why he was shy again, so he smiled lightly and stopped teasing him.

They all put their hats on shyly, and they had to jump out of the window and run away again.

Thinking of this in his heart, Yanqin also picked up the hood of the down jacket and put it on his head, put his head against the table, and hid his hands under the table to fiddle with the phone.He needs to consult and study how to give CP powder candy.

On the stage, Xiao Yunshan, who was still analyzing the results of the Xinxin exam, saw the two brazenly hooded heads in the last row, a little tired, and said loudly: "I know I'm a bit nagging, you can listen to the class meeting or not. , but a certain two students, please give your poor head teacher, can you lose face?"

Everyone in class six turned their heads to look at the last row.

Seal or pretend not to hear.

Yan Qin didn't pretend to be dead, and replied: "I have already given it, otherwise I would have jumped out of the window and ran away."

Jumping out of the window has now become synonymous with Feng or, the classroom suddenly burst into muffled laughter, Jiang Xue especially struggled to hold back.

Because the Qingfeng fanart she drew is the Q version of Tian Feng or jumping out of the window three times in a row, and the last time Yanqin followed him through the window to chase him.If it wasn't for fear of death, Jiang Xue really wanted to ask what the school girl did to force the school bully to jump out of the window.

Feng Or was so ashamed and angry that he would have jumped out of the window and ran away if Yanqin hadn't been grabbing his clothes under the table.

In the evening, after taking a shower, before turning on the computer to start the game, he hesitated for a while, and started a Baidu search: How to ask the wife who draws pictures for authorization?

— Laxatives, be polite, be polite!

——Thank you for the invitation, politeness is the main premise, and then do rainbow farts, as long as the rainbow farts are good, there is no unauthorized authorization!

——Thank you for the invitation.First of all, check to see if the wife's homepage has written about authorization. If not, be polite first, and then clearly state whether you want to authorize for private use or commercial use.Finally, of course, it’s time to fart the rainbow.Like this: "Ma'am, sorry to bother you, I like your XX very much, can I use it for engraving? O(≧▽≦)O for personal use! The author and source will also be marked!"

Seal or: "..."

Five minutes later, Jiang Xue, who was preparing to create a set of hat-wearing Q layouts, received a temporary dialogue message.

A: "Madam, I'm sorry to bother you. I really like the Q-version picture of Qingfeng Jumping Window drawn by you. Can I use it as a QQ profile picture and a mobile phone live wallpaper? O(≧▽≦)O for personal use!"

Mobile live wallpaper?

Is our group so talented? !

The rps circle is not easy, and she is obviously a friend from the same school, so Jiang Xue is naturally very talkative.

Can't draw: "It's ok, the avatar is free. If the girl wants to make a live wallpaper, do I need to draw some other actions here? It's just a weekend, and I can change the picture according to the request."

"Girl" sealed her red ears, and poked Bai Jitang, "What are the requirements for pictures to make mobile phone wallpaper?"

I'm just a dispensable Bai Qitang: "Link: [If you don't play games well, Master Hua and the others can only dress up as women...]"

The other party retracted a message.

I'm just a dispensable Bai Qitang: "Wrong frequency..."

I’m just a dispensable Bai Guitang: “God A, I was wrong, I just saw the recommendation and clicked in.”

I have opened the video quickly, and saw the ID of the UP owner of the video at first glance: handsome 11

Asdf: "..."

I'm the dispensable Bai Qitang: "The macho man. jpg"

With a dark face, Feng Yu typed: "Speak the business."

I'm just a dispensable Baijitang: "In terms of size, of course the bigger the better. As for the modification, it depends on what you need from God A. I can handle it with just a blink of an eye. But if you want other actions and interactions, just I need more pictures from the artist. For specific needs, you can click on my Weibo to the top, and I have categories on it..."

Feng or conveniently clicked on Baijitang's Weibo homepage to the top, with a long string of words and nine moving pictures.

The first picture is a cute boy with cat ears, smiling, blinking, and shaking his ears.

Cat ears... sealed or a little bit excited.

The second picture is a silver-haired angel, her sight and movement will follow the mouse.

Angel wings, there is an interaction... Feng or even more excited.

The third picture is a handsome gentleman in a suit. He is sitting on the sofa. As the mouse slides over his body, his clothes are actually being torn a little bit.

Feng Or just imagined it a little bit, his face flushed instantly, and he closed Weibo in seconds.

I am the dispensable Bai Guitang: "Did you see that? You choose which one you want and go to an artist to draw it for you. I am only responsible for the effect."

Asdf: "...perverted."

I'm the dispensable Bai Qitang: "???"

Asdf: "Pervert!"

I’m just a dispensable Bai Jitang: “…God ​​A, why are you insulting people’s innocence out of thin air? Where did I go wrong?! The game where that character comes from is the kind of clothes tearing setting, what’s the matter with me?! !!"

No matter how Bai Gitang explained, Feng might have already labeled him as a "pervert".

Leaving aside what picture Feng or asked Jiang Xue for in the end, when he closed the browser, he swiped the video of 11 Shuai and clicked to play it.

Immediately, various gunshots came from the headset, as well as the lazy and seductive voice of Yu Jie, "Brother, are you there?", "Brother, turn on the mic, how about we have a discussion?"

"..." Feng He's expression gradually turned cold, recalling the unbearable experience of being forced to queue.

Dog force 11 handsome, don't let me meet you in the game again!

I must use AWM to blast your dog's head next time!

With a black face, he didn't say a word during the live broadcast all night, and the fans in the barrage were also buzzing.

【God A, please say something...】

[Hey, 11 killed me today, God A didn't speak, woo woo woo...]

[Crying, it’s obviously our Double A’s wedding scene, why are the bullet screens all from other houses, Double A’s are number one in the world, what’s so good about a single flower! 】

[11 That bitch, dead scumbag, why did you treat us like this, huh huh...]

[A double-A girl has lost her dream, and she needs to be hugged by God A to wake up. 】

[I don't care, I don't care, I am number one in the world with double A! ! ! 】

There are too many CPs that Yanqin has been attracted to on the Internet, each CP has a lot of CP fans, and many CP fans are Shuangtan fans.But among his many CP fans, the most popular CP is the double A with Asdf and the one flower with Hua Ye.

Double A is based on Oufei character design, the most important thing is the relationship between voice and love and killing each other, and the CP with Huaye is a serious brotherhood. Many fans love each other when 11 and Huaye form a team. The joyful atmosphere of mutual pits.The fans of the two groups dislike each other, and they often talk about Weibo and Old Ford, but they can be regarded as winners and losers.However, after winning the solo game in the double-A illegal double row that day, the fans of the double-A seemed to be celebrating the new year, and they stepped on Yihuafen for a while.

But when Yanqin's video was posted last night, especially the edited content, which was more about flirting with Hua Ye, coupled with the gimmick of women's clothing photos, it instantly brought a group of fans back to life, full of blood.Look, how much I love Huahua for 11, and I have prepared all the women's clothing photos before drawing a card.Hey, my flower is true love for 11, a thousand miles to send a head.To be honest, I am really good at playing on 11. Every time there is a shortage of people to play on 11, Master Hua is the first to come.

In the bullet screen and comment area of ​​the video, Yihuafen is so happy, and the double-A fans in the live broadcast room here are crying so badly.The more the fans cried, Feng Ru's expression became colder, and then the ladies and sisters automatically brought A to God who was jealous, sad 11 and Master Hua, and then yelled at 11 for being a scumbag.

If it wasn't for the game being played, Feng might be so angry that he wanted to unplug the network cable.

Doggy 11, I swear against you!