My online enemy is my wife

Feng You looked up at the barrage, and sure enough, the barrage had exploded.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, 11 husband! ! ! 】

[God A really collided with 11 again, awesome! 】

【So, is 11 taking revenge for God A?Ah, I can, I really can! 】

[I knew I could see my husband when I squatted in God A's live broadcast room! ! ! 】

[Gou 11 actually doesn't start a live broadcast while playing and eating chicken, you must report him later! 】

[What God A was doing just now, the skydiving landing point is completely wrong. 】

[Question +1, the punctuation was clearly Camp No. 2, but it turned out to be in a resort, and he didn't go into the house to grab supplies immediately after landing. It's too abnormal to die. 】

【+2】

【+3】

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"I have a private matter, wait a minute." Feng Ru replied, then ignored the game and barrage, and concentrated on reading the post.

——At this moment, I can't wait to fight the school bully, and I also want the male god to block the light for me and watch me take a nap! ! !

Landlord: As the title, as shown above.I just want to ask now, who can tell me the strength value of the school bully, I need to find a few sisters to help me kill him!Huh... Get rid of the school bully and get back the male god.

Floor 1: awsl, my male god's side face, this half bright and half dark light and shadow contrast, the master's photography skills are awesome!

2nd floor: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

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Floor 12: The shooting angle of Loulou is absolutely amazing.Such a beautiful picture, I only hate that the person being guarded is not me! ! !

Close or swipe up the post, look at the photo again, for a while... long press the picture, save it.

Seal or ears are red.

Swipe your finger to continue reading the post.

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35: I don’t know the school bully’s force value, I only know that my male god is so gentle, I really can’t stand it, too careful and warm...

Floor 36: Don't say anything, kill the school bully and get back the male god.

Floor 37: Get rid of the bully and get back the male god.

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Floor 51: Stop messing around, you guys can't beat the school bully, and you might as well be on CP if you want to grab some male god.

Floor 52: I can eat CP!Don't just look at the school grass, isn't the school bully's looks and figure also at the level of a male god?These days, good-looking boys should fall in love with equally good-looking boys.

Floor 53: No, my male god is so gentle, and my body is not very good. What if I am bullied when I am with the school bully.Just helping the school bully block the light this time, maybe the school bully is threatening him!

Floor 54: Wake up upstairs, don't suffer from paranoia.The people in class six said that Brother Lang took the initiative to take care of the school bully all day today, and they walked together after school talking and laughing.I heard Brother Lang said that they are junior high school alumni, so they might have joined sooner rather than later, and it's your turn to bluff later.

F55: Is the season of the white album not yet over?It was me, it was me first, obviously I came first...

Floor 56: Stop talking, my stomach hurts.

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Floor 70: Take me with the CP in front! ! !Yan Gongfengshou, Feng Gongyanshou, chaotic and evil, I can do it! ! !

I can not!

Feng He's face turned red, and so did his neck.

He has been around Station B for so long, how could he not understand what CP and Gongshou mean? At this time, he wished that he had the authority of an administrator to delete this post.

Feng You blushed, hesitating whether to read any more, when suddenly a lazy and seductive Yujie voice came from the earphones, "God A, little brother, are you there?"

Feng Or froze for a moment, looked up, and saw that his game character, who should have died of serious injuries, had been revived, and a female character wearing a black hip-wrapped skirt, white suspenders, and silver ponytail was guarding him.

This image looks familiar...

Feng You glanced at the barrage, the blush on his face receded, his mood gradually calmed down and he even wanted to hit someone.

[God A, I want to sue, 11 This dog fished you and killed several people, and didn't save you until the last moment. 】

[Here it goes again, Gou 11, can't you turn off the voice changer?Pretending to be a young lady is addictive, right? 】

[? ? ?This is the first time I saw 11, so flirtatious? 】

[Sit down and operate normally.Gou 11 is too wrong. He often fails to get a gun at the beginning of the game, so he turns on a voice changer to pretend to be a cute young lady, and tricks others not to kill him.It's because of this shit, I can't believe that there is a young lady in the chicken, who knows if it is bigger than me when I take it out. 】

[Sao is still me 11Sao, I used God A who was lying on the ground as bait, and hid behind the door to deliberately make footsteps to attract people to come and kill.What is this called, this is called tactics! 】

[Tactical shit!Just an old/yin/pussy]

【I can't be coquettish, I can't be coquettish...】

[God A, call God A, God A, come back quickly, this game is not over yet! ! ! 】

"..." Feng Or's lips were drawn into a line, and he pressed the mouse irritably, really wanting to hit someone.

Yanqin kept staring at the screen, and after noticing the slight movement of the game character, he turned on the mic again and said, "Brother, turn on the mic, how about we discuss it?"

"Hello, little brother."

"A god?"

"Asdf, if you don't speak again, I'll beat you to death with a frying pan, okay?"

Feng or: "Are you sick?!"

Rescued and killed, and even knocked on a pan, can you get some face!

"Wow, little brother, you are so fierce." Yanqin put away the frying pan, and said with a light smile, "Let's go in and talk about it. You should replenish your blood first."

[Ah, oh, little brother, I have to say that 11, this girl pretends to be really lifelike. 】

[This voice changer is so fucking awesome, it can make a chuckle so alluring. 】

[I'm fucking hard, only to realize that there's a man behind this alluring Yu Jieyin, fuck! 】

[11, I beg you, turn off the voice changer, and speak more normally. My roommate has looked at me suspiciously for a long time. 】

Feng or didn't want to chat with the other party at all, he pressed the ESC key, ready to exit.

"God A, if you are offline now, I will start a live broadcast to read your fanart and me." Yanqin pushed open a door and walked in, "ABO's."

Feng Yu's live broadcast room exploded again, with a row of "ahhhhhhhhhhh..."

Feng He's face turned red, this time he was angry.

"Do you know what an ABO is? Would you like me to read it to you..." Yan Qin had already cleared the area, and he hid in the house again. It was still safe for the time being, but he actually opened the browser and searched. Nian Dao: "ABO is one of the three major settings of European and American fandoms, the full name is Alpha/Beta/Omega..."

【? 】

[? ? ?Fuck, is this really 11? 】

[? ! ! !Dog 11 stay away from your fan life! ! !Don't be like this, cooking is so troublesome, how can we CP fans survive! ! ! 】

[As a double-A girl, I really want to cut off the electricity and Internet at God A's house, so that he is offline, and I can listen to 11 reading him and God A's fanfiction to me. 】

[I think of a certain wife's ABO article with a double A that hit the charts, covering my nosebleed...]

【Shut up ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) 】

【What did I do wrong as a straight man? I want to hear this kind of stuff. 】

[It's over, my ears are dirty, I'm not clean anymore, I'm polluted...]

Feng or click almost crushed the mouse, he took a deep breath, and kept telling himself that he couldn't kill people along the network cable, couldn't kill people, couldn't kill people, he was live, live, live.

"Shut up!" Grinding his teeth, Feng Ru read out every single word, "I, am, direct, broadcast."

Yanqin was silent.

Half a minute later, Yanqin said again, "Hello everyone, I am Shuai 11, and today I will try a double row live broadcast with God A for the first time. Thank you for your support."

A row of question marks on the barrage.

Feng Or didn't give any face, and said coldly: "I won't double row with you."

"It's okay." Yanqin smiled, "We'll just do two rounds of illegal duos like this. Brother, I suggest you read the private message of station B first."

Feng or hesitated for a moment, and logged into the background of the B station client with his mobile phone, and sure enough, there was a private message from Shuai 11.

[11 Shuai: God A, are you illegally killing three old bastards in double row with me?Otherwise, I'm really going to broadcast live tonight to read Me and You Tongrenwen. ]

Feng or stared at this private message silently, wanting to go along the network cable and bring the other party a set of fist and kick combos.

Why the hell did you make a bet with someone and drag me into the water? !

Feng Or was so angry that his chest heaved violently, he gritted his teeth, and replied in the game: "Just two rounds...give me the first aid kit."

"I really didn't find this thing. Can bandages work?" Yan Qin smiled, and brought 5 bandages to Feng or in a miserable state.

Seal or: "..."