My online enemy is my wife

Mother Yan is in full charge of the case, and it is not necessary for Yanqin and the others to show up, they are completely free to not show up.Except for Yanqin who was ordered by Mother Yan to recuperate at home because of a leg injury, everyone else including Feng or went back to school obediently.

When Feng Or arrived at the school on the first day, everyone in class six seemed to have nothing happened, and they did what they had to do. It was only when Feng Or walked to his seat that he and Yan Qin found that his and Yanqin's drawers were full of things. There are snacks, there are stationery... There is also a booklet with Qingfeng's Q-version portrait printed on the cover, which is suspected to be a fan book.

Sealing or holding the booklet, he turned to look at Jiang Xue.

Jiang Xue didn't dare to look at him, she avoided her gaze and whispered, "No...it's not me, I just drew a cover. The inside and the content are all the most popular articles in the tag...Brother Lang said before that he wanted Qingfeng Tongren Ben, we just, we tried to make one."

If the colleagues in Donglan tag are sorted by popularity, the top ten are very real, no, the top thirty are all cars.

In other words, this doujinben is actually a small yellowben.

Seal or: "..."

Feng He's ears were a little hot, and he stuffed the notebook into Yanqin's drawer with no expression on his face, lay down on the table, and lowered his head to play with his phone in the drawer.

Jiang Xue let out a long breath, and couldn't help whispering to Dinah, "I was scared to death, I almost thought Brother Feng would tear up the book..."

Dinah covered her mouth and suppressed a smile, "Feng, you're not fierce, you're too timid."

Jiang Xue sighed, "I also know that Brother Feng is not really fierce, but really, as long as I meet his gaze, I will be inexplicably cowardly. I don't know when Brother Lang will come back. As long as he is around, I will Very courageous."

Le Siqi couldn't help but said, "It's as if Brother Lang is here, so you dare to tease Brother Feng."

Jiang Xue forced her in a low voice, "Don't dare, you can't touch a tiger's butt... But Brother Lang can definitely do it."

Although the hearing in the left ear has not healed yet, the hearing in the right ear is frighteningly good. "..."

Dinah didn't quite understand the meaning of this common saying, and asked, "What does this mean?"

Jiang Xue and Le Siqi smiled tacitly, and Le Siqi explained, "It means..."

Dinah's eyes lit up, "You mean Yan touched Feng's ass? When did it happen?"

Feng or pressed the fingertips of the mobile phone for a while. When he was in the infirmary that day, Yanqin seemed to have really touched it... the heat on his ears couldn't come down.

Sitting in the third-to-last row, he reminded while copying his homework, "Then what... your decibels seem a bit loud, I can hear it."

The excited expressions of the three girls froze for a moment. They were in the last row of Jiang Xue's position, "squeaking quietly", and they were heard by the direction of the front row. The front row's seal or...

The three secretly glanced at Feng He, Yan Qin was not there, they didn't dare to make mistakes, they only dared to rub YY secretly, they didn't expect to be so excited that they couldn't control the decibels to be heard by the Lord.

Seal or put down the phone, and turned to look at the three of them.

The three girls all shuddered, their backs straightened in an instant, almost like standing in a military posture during military training, and they were extremely anxious.

Feng or looked at the three of them for a few seconds, but finally without saying a word, he took out the bluetooth headset from his pocket and put it on, before continuing to play the game.

Phew... The three girls let out a long breath, didn't dare to say anything, and quickly ran back to their seats to concentrate on the morning reading class, not daring to masturbate anymore.

Feng or cleared the energy of the boat tour, played the mobile game to eat chicken again, and calculated the time to send Yanqin a text message.

Feng He: "Did you get the inspection report, what did the doctor say?"

Since it was rare to have to go to the police station today, Mother Yan took Yanqin to a private hospital for a comprehensive examination early in the morning.Mother Yan is still terrified about Jiang Tianyu releasing the flu virus in the infirmary. If Yanqin and Lao Hu hadn't repeatedly assured that Yanqin hadn't been exposed to the flu virus, and the case was still inextricably linked, she would have taken it to the hospital that day. Yanqin was sent back to Germany.

On the podium, Lao Xiao took a few glances at Feng or, and was about to put away his phone when he got tired of looking at it, when the phone vibrated, Feng or quickly opened it to take a look.

Yanqin: "The inspection is over. The situation is a bit complicated. I am contacting Dr. Li, who is in charge in Germany. I may have to fly directly to City B in a while. There is an inspection. There is no equipment in Yicheng, only a hospital in City B. Only then. Don’t worry, it’s not a bad situation, but the data is unexpectedly good, and it needs to be checked in detail.”

Yanqin: "You may have to sleep alone tonight. Is there any specialty in City B that you like? I'll bring it back for you."

email or reply immediately.

Feng He: "No, you and auntie should pay attention to safety on the road."

Yanqin: "This reply is a bit fast. What's the matter? My husband is not at home tonight, are you going to let yourself go?"

Those two words were too eye-catching, Feng or coughed, fearing that Lao Xiao and Dinah would find that his expression was not right, so he buried his head on the table again and replied quickly.

Feng He: "No! I really don't want... When will you come back?"

Yanqin: "Hey... little brother, you pretended not to see it. Forget it, anyway, you have to call sooner or later, I'll wait."

Yanqin: "If you come back, there will be no accidents. It should be tomorrow night, just for an examination. When the data comes out, they will send it to Dr. Li directly. I can't say the exact time when I will get home. If you are sleepy, go to bed first, don't wait. I."

Feng or: "...Oh."

Yanqin: "Unhappy? Miss me before I leave?"

Feng or the pinnae of his ears were red, but fortunately he was lying on his stomach, not afraid of being seen by Dinah and the others, and tried his best to transfer the heat to his face while typing.

Feng or: "Hmm..."

Yanqin: "Hey, just for one night. I'll definitely be back tomorrow night. If you miss me, how about I find something for you to do to divert your attention?"

Feng or: "What's the matter?"

Yanqin: "My mother and I left in a hurry this time. No one took care of Yan Ci. I originally wanted to ask grandma to come and take care of him for a night. Since you miss me, why don't you take him for a night? Grandma is old. Well, actually I don’t want her to work too hard. If you help take care of her for one night, it can be regarded as helping me and the queen mother to solve a troublesome matter. By the way, Yan Ci looks exactly like me when I was a child. The real version of me, I have to try Do you want to try?"

The last sentence hit Feng Shu instantly.Yanqin's Zhengtai version will call him Brother Feng with a milky voice...

Yanqin: "Is your heart moved?"

Feng Or: "...um. But I'm not very good at taking care of children."

Yanqin: "It's okay, he's easy to take care of."

Seal or put away the phone, feeling nervous and apprehensive.

He wants to help Yan Qin, and he likes Yan Ci, a child, not to mention that he is Yan Qin's wife...but he really doesn't know how to take care of children.

Close or exit the chat interface, think about it, open the browser silently, and start searching for tutorials on how to get along with children.But after looking for it, it is always the same set of rhetoric, such as patience, carefulness, and gentleness, Feng or I want to swear when I read it. I also know this kind of talk, but the key is how I operate it!

But at this time, Yanqin sent another voice, trying to tease him in the air, only to hear Yanqin's soft laughter from the bluetooth headset, "Don't worry, your uncle is really easy to take care of, well-behaved, obedient and sensible , even if you watch the news broadcast with him all night, he won't lose his temper..."

Feng or fell into self-abuse, and he was really hopeless.

Just mentioning a little uncle in the air, with a little smile in his voice, a simple WeChat message can make his face blush and his heart beat, this is so poisonous!

My boyfriend is too flirtatious, what should I do?

In the WeChat interface, Yanqin was still sending out his voice, and kept talking about his brother-in-law.

"Your uncle is not too picky eater, so he doesn't like to eat eggs, but even if he doesn't like it, he won't refuse to eat it, just eat slowly..."

"He likes you very much, and has talked about you in private several times... Remember, uncle and sister-in-law are different, let him sleep in his room by himself, although he is only six years old, don't be soft-hearted when he calls you Brother Feng Put him to sleep."

Uncle and sister-in-law have another fart, you also know that he is only six years old! ! !

Yan Qin's sudden jealousy made Feng He's heart beat a little faster.

Feng or the pinnae of his ears were already completely red, and he typed a reply almost with trembling hands, "...don't use that name anymore."

Yan Qin was standing at the entrance of the hospital waiting for Yan's mother, and said with a smile, "Then what's the use, brother-in-law? Feng Yu, don't you still want to counterattack? The lesson from last time wasn't enough?"

Feng or couldn't bear it anymore, quit the WeChat interface, and passively closed himself.

But Yanqin couldn't hold back his profanity as always, especially when it came to molesting Feng Xing. If he didn't reply to his WeChat, he sent a Weibo, and specifically blocked Feng Xing.

11 Handsome V: I have to go to City B for a temporary errand, and I won't be back until tomorrow night.Afraid that my daughter-in-law @Asdf misses me too much, I entrust him with the Zhengtai version of me, hoping that their uncle and sister-in-law can get along happily.

[What does the 11 in the Zhengtai version mean? ? ? 】

[Help, there are dogs here who are forcing dogs to abuse them. 】

[Sister-in-law, emmmmm... I seem to understand. 】

【Ehehe, I understand too. 11 It seems to have been mentioned before that he is not the only child, but also has a younger brother. 】

【etc! ! ! !Is that what I mean? God A and 11 are no longer just here to meet their parents, but to help guide their brother-in-law. What's the difference between this and going through the door? 】

[There is a saying that I am already tired of saying——Double A is true! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Don't say anything, you two don't move, I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau here right away! 】

【No, I'm the only one who suddenly thought, 11, this bitch's younger brother...couldn't he be a bitch too, right?Will my god A be bullied to death by my brother-in-law! ! ! 】

[I'm also worried... What if there are dogs and bears? 】

[Hahahahahahaha... I'm about to laugh my fucking head off, it's a dog and a bear, what is this?Is it a bear?Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】

[Why are Gou 11's fan art so shitty, oh my god... My abs are about to come out from laughing. 】

[From Gou 11’s Weibo, we can draw the following conclusions: 1. 11’s younger brother is Zhengtai, that is, a child aged 6-14; 2. 11’s younger brother is very similar to 11 when he was a child; 3. 11 is not at home. Leave God A and the children behind.It is known that God A has always been taciturn and ruthless to outsiders.So, how does God A get along with his brother-in-law? 】

[I know this question, I really know it!Get out of the way and let me do it! ! ! God A can bring his brother-in-law to play games live, which can not only show off his skills, make his brother-in-law worship him more, but also make him happy.Are there any kids who don't like playing games these days?Then, with our millions of fans watching online, God A can ask us for help at any time. God A, let's broadcast live, we will help you take care of your brother-in-law. 】

[God A, let's broadcast live, we'll help you take care of your brother-in-law. 】

[God A, let's broadcast live, we'll help you take care of your brother-in-law. 】

……

By the time he closed or opened Weibo, the comments on Yanqin's Weibo had already started swiping the screen, all asking him to start a live broadcast with Yanci, and millions of fans online to help him raise his cubs.Some fans even recommended themselves, saying that they majored in kindergarten teachers and were the most popular teachers in kindergartens.The one who said he was not talented was a major in child psychology. He could make a rational analysis and give good suggestions if my brother-in-law had any ideas.

Seal or: "..."

On the taxi to the airport, Yanqin held his mobile phone and laughed so hard that he was going crazy.

Mother Yan was a little strange at first, until she opened Weibo very skillfully, saw Yanqin's Weibo, couldn't hold back and laughed, and nodded Yanqin's head reproachfully, "Just bully little or .”

Yanqin didn't speak, and was ready to watch the live broadcast while waiting at the airport.