Host, do you trick him?

What follows is a trick

When chatting on WeChat, the tone should be lively, cheerful, bright, and coquettish!

For example, after asking him questions at night, after answering questions, I would say, "Thank you, now I will sing you a song in exchange for your good night, okay?" second singing)

"I'm in a bad mood right now. If you say 'be good', I'll go to bed right away." (Cen Ji was silent for a moment after hearing this, and then uttered a word: "Get out." Finally, Tao Lu still got out and went to sleep) "Last time you I said fuck off, I slept very well. I have to listen to it again."

"Hey me" and "hug someone" need to be asked more for small requests like "hey me" and "hug someone". Anyway, a little feeding and hugging will not tire anyone. This back and forth, how fast the relationship grows!

Halfway through the walk, I said awkwardly: "Give me a hug", and after being hugged, I happily boasted: "You are so kind to me".

Tao Lu was playing with his mobile phone, and Cen Ji gracefully and slowly stretched out his beautiful long legs, and said sexy and softly, "Are you sure your mobile phone is the most interesting thing in this room?"

When quarreling and sad, purse your lips, bite your lips, frown slightly, try to force a little tear when looking at him, then turn your head suddenly (but don’t turn around, let him see your sad side face), try to suppress the tears, At this time, he will definitely come to coax you.

You should smile more at ordinary times, your eyes should be bright and lingering, and your whole person should be bright and satisfied. Let him feel happy and relaxed when he sees you, and you will be more lethal when you cry.

Usually, practice a few more movements: When hugging, use force, either wrap your arms around his waist in his arms, or hang your hands around his neck on him, with a sense of dependence that you give your whole body to the other party.

Physical and eye contact are important, and small touches paired with loving eyes are the best way to show your attachment to him.

There is a very cute plot when a girl confesses: In the previous date, I told him a story, probably about the Mosuo ethnic group in Yunnan. Use your fingers to poke the opponent's palm three times. If you like it, the other party will come back three times.Under the streetlight where he sent you home and was about to part, stare at him affectionately and whisper softly, do you still remember the story he told you about the confession and picking the palm of your hand?You lower your head and pull his hand, the first time you lower your head to pick, the second time you watch him bite your lip and pick, and the third time you lower your head and pick with faster breathing.After picking, she looked up at him and kissed him on the cheek.

Come here, I have a relationship and want to talk to you

The two lighters were tilted at 45 degrees so that the flames merged into a heart. As a result, Tao Lu shook his hand and burned himself.

Sorry, I accidentally sent the three words "I like you" to your mobile phone.If you accept, please keep it, if not, please, send it back to me.

He stretched out his hand and gave you a good thing, and the two interlocked their fingers, Tao Lu said: "How about I give you myself?

Cen Ji: "The face is really big..."

At the banquet, under the instigation of the system, Tao Lu poured a glass of red wine on calm and expensive suit, and Tao Lu wiped it for him in a hurry, looking at him calmly and coldly: "Do you think it's over after just cleaning it?"

Tao Lu: "Do you want me to lick it clean?"

System: Since ancient times, infatuation can move people's hearts the most, so next you have to play the image of an idiot.

Tao Lu: How to do it?

System: Routine, bribe the doorman to let him take a picture of the male god for you, especially the back view, which can reveal your hopeless and desperate love for him.

Tao Lu: ...Why can his back reveal my feelings?Still desperate?I'm afraid you don't want to embarrass the doorman brother to death. (Later, the doorman brother and Tao Lu developed into good friends. If you are jealous, you can use this little brother as a shield)

It's normal for girls to touch each other's breasts and boys to touch each other's dick. This kind of thing was done because they were intimate, and the chicken thief system was completely reversed, which led to Tao Lu's tragic end) Seeing the other party, Cen Ji touched his big baby in the end. Cen Ji blushed when he came back to his senses, and stammered: You, you let me touch yours, it's only fair. Finally, Cen Ji looked at it. After a while, he still didn't let him touch it. It's a joke. No one in his place has been qualified to touch it for so many years. How can he easily let a man who is good-looking but behaves wantonly touch his virgin body after so long? up.)

Watch a horror movie and let the other party curl up in your arms, so as to enhance his goodwill and dependence on you. According to statistics, this method is suitable for 80.00% of the population, and it has great feasibility.

Tao Lu: Cen Ji doesn't seem like a cowardly person. Doesn't this trick work?

System: Who said that people who are strong on the outside are not weak on the inside?Maybe people are just afraid of watching horror movies?

Tao Lu: That makes sense.

Then he rushed to make an appointment with someone to watch a movie with great difficulty, but he was the one who scared the shit out of him in the end, and he was the one who curled up in his arms, and it was he who had a sharp increase in his affection and trust

Q: What does it mean when you make an appointment to watch a movie and the other party asks you to bring your ID card?

Answer: Of course, let me take him to play games all night in an Internet cafe

The chicken thief reminded Tao Lu to bring his ID card with him when he watched the movie more calmly, with a mean tone, and then Tao Lu took him into an Internet cafe next to the five-star hotel in the city after the two watched the movie Here, playing games all night is called calm and relaxing with work.

Wall dong, table dong, bed dong, chair dong, all kinds of dong, as long as you try each one, there will always be one that will work, which will make him blush and heartbeat. There was not even one dong, the reason was only the difference in height, strength, and momentum. In the end, the notes he wrote in the small notebook were accidentally seen by Cen Ji, so Cen Ji fulfilled his wish, and all kinds of dongs came again, In the end, I even created some new dongs, such as the toilet dong...

System: Arrive early for the appointment, and you can also buy two drinks by the way.Be sure to arrive earlier than the male god, so he will definitely feel a little embarrassed. At this time, you have to pretend to be cute and say "It's okay, I just arrived too." Then pass the drink over. (In fact, the male god refused with indifference: I don't drink drinks)

(Of course, it is also possible to meet a master who likes to be late and wait for him under the scorching sun for an hour. He is going to heaven. Promise me, please don’t give him a good look at this kind of person. This paragraph is fine. It was adapted into Tao Lu who was furious and taunted another person who was late, and scolded him: You are not Cen Ji, and you kept me waiting for so long, do you know how much you are? This paragraph will be completed by Cen Ji income fundus)

When the date is over, he will send you home (it was agreed by Cen Ji after all kinds of troubles on Tao Road), don't let you be delivered to the downstairs of your house, just at the gate of the community. (In the end, Cen Ji threw him halfway, but due to the system's coercion, he could only shiver in the cold wind and execute the next option) Tell him, let him squeak when he gets home, so you can rest assured.In the end, what answered him was the exhaust of the silver supercar slipping in the night

On the day the date is over, when you get home, don’t talk too much, relax to a certain extent, and keep a sense of mystery. You have many interesting things, let him dig them out slowly. (The above are the original words of the system. In fact, Tao Lu sent several nervous messages to the other party, not only did not get a reply, but was blocked)

Likes and comments in the circle of friends, there must be interaction, but don't reply to every one. (But he didn't have Cen Ji's WeChat at all at the beginning, and after finally adding the other party with a sneer, he couldn't see the other party's Moments at all. Regarding this, the system gloated: Oh, he blocked you and didn't let you see his friends Circle... Tao Lu: Where are you from... After a long time, the relationship between the two got closer, and Tao Lu realized that Cen Ji hadn't posted a single Moments...)

If he asks you out again, don't agree immediately, it's better to wait a week or so before the next meeting. (However, one month after the first 'date', Cen Ji never took the initiative to ask him out. Until the first month and one day, Cen Ji had to take Tao Lu on a business trip due to business, and he ended up being coerced by the system. He replied deadly: let me think about it)

Silently remembering each other's preferences, and revealing them in small details are all bonus points. (Tao Lu: But Cen Ji is very tight-knit. I have been there for N months now, and I still don’t know what he likes! After that, Tao Lu will find out about Cen Ji’s hobbies.)

You are a person with your own life and fun. A man is just icing on the cake, not a sun that revolves around. You have a heart and love yourself. (Tao Lu: That is to say, I can take a vacation next? Oh yeah! So Tao Lu spent 800 yuan to go to Huangshan for a trip. During the period, he didn’t have to worry about the strategy at all, and the system was so angry that he almost vomited blood. At this time, Tao Lu I will refute it: I am carrying out my own life and fun, and my heart is to climb Huangshan)

Create a sense of CP, do things in special places that you wouldn’t normally do, buy something fun to wear together (Cen Ji doesn’t bring it), for example, you can shamelessly order a couple’s set meal when you go to dinner (and then both of you I didn’t eat enough, the last couple’s set meal all went into Tao Lu’s stomach) or watching a movie and sitting in the couple’s seat (the neighbors are kissing and you are embarrassed, but Tao Lu is alone, Cen Ji doesn’t respond) or . . .Anyway, there are so many things that couples in the world can do, anyway, except Qingming Festival is Valentine's Day, you can figure it out. (Tao Lu: What should I do? This person is too difficult to deal with, so I won’t let you in. Otherwise, everyone will die together on Ching Ming Festival. Anyway, I’ve already died once, so I don’t care... At this time, the system will jump out All kinds of threats and lures finally succeeded in dispelling Tao Lu's dangerous thoughts

You "happen" to have two movie tickets, so ask him to go with you, "Are you interested in XX? Great, I'm worried that no one will accompany me."

Cen Ji: I'm not interested in it, you made a mistake

Tao Lu: This is embarrassing, get out of the system, think about what to do!However, at this time, the system will deliberately play dead, because things have not gone according to the predetermined track, the system jumps out at this time, and there is only one result, that is, a calculation error and a crash.That's why the smart system doesn't care about this kind of thing, just let the host play freely, I believe he can... right.

It's easy to make another appointment.The optimistic situation is that he took the initiative to propose "XX was very good last time, I would like to treat you to dinner and thank you." (However, this situation will never happen, so there is only the last way left) Even you can take the initiative "Thank you for being with me last time. I want to invite you to dinner and thank you. Otherwise, I would be so stupid." )

Pulling the corner of the clothes, this is really a very practical trick, especially for a guy who just started dating and wants to take the initiative but is embarrassed, it is also cute to follow him like a little tail.Deliberately lagging behind, and then while pulling the corner of the clothes, waiting for me coquettishly. (Cen Ji really stopped after hearing this, but instead of waiting for him, he pulled Tao Lu's claws away from the corner of his clothes, and then strode away even more in order to stay away from this psychopath)

When it’s raining and holding an umbrella, take his arm and walk together, let his elbow touch your soft chest, and then a trace of electricity will flow along... Wait, chicken thief, are you sure it’s your soft chest?Men are all hard, how can they be soft?This is not a strategy for a girl to be a guy from wherever you go!

Chicken Thieves: Ahem, they are all the same. As the saying goes, everything is inseparable from its origin. What we have to do is to get rid of the dregs and get the essence

You can make a bet with the male god on something.At this time, you should try your best to look awesome, provoke him, provoke him to death, and arouse his desire to fight. (In the end, Cen Ji didn't even look at him, which was embarrassing, because the next routine couldn't be used anymore) (In the end, Cen Ji finally agreed to the bet, mainly because Cen Ji was afraid of trouble and had to agree)

The desire to protect is a male instinct, give him a chance and let him play well.

When the other person says "oops, it's bleeding," whether it's to get your attention or not, show that he or she takes it seriously. (However, after Cen Ji accidentally bled his hand, he didn't say a word, Tao Lu had no choice but to bite the bullet and say his lines: "Oh, it's bleeding", and then he was busy looking for a medicine box to bandage him, and finally tied the end of the gauze A bow tie attracted the death gaze from Cen Ji. Just when Tao Lu said cowardly that he didn't like him changing his look again, Cen Ji withdrew his hand and said no. Knot, in fact, apart from the bow, Tao Lu really can’t tie any tricks. This bow is also ugly, and Cen Ji can see it, but why did you stop? Is this the reason, hehe)

A small injury may not need to go to the hospital, but you can also quickly pull his finger under the faucet, rinse it, disinfect it with alcohol cotton, put a Band-Aid on him, and finally blame him for being so careless and stupid.Then gently kissed his injured finger, "Your master is most afraid of pain, you need to get better soon."

The first step, when two people sit down and wait for a meal or a drink, slowly approach each other with a serious look on their faces. If the other party does not back away, it means that they do not reject you psychologically, and you can proceed to the next step;

The second step, usually the other person will feel a little uncomfortable when being stared at, and will ask you "what's the matter", at this time, you can say "there is something in your eye" softly in his ear, and then continue to express seriously ;

The third step, at this time, the other party is usually a little flustered, thinking that he has eye feces or something, and then you go on to say that you have me in your eyes.Then, you can be together.

If he is not deeply involved in the world, take him to see the prosperity of the world; if his heart is already vicissitudes, take him to ride the merry-go-round.

Tao Lu: I feel that Cen Ji has definitely lost his heart

Chicken Thief: So you should take him on the merry-go-round

Chicken Thief: A person with a nine-point appearance is boring, and a person with a seven-point appearance is full of charm. If it were me, I would choose to sleep with the nine-point person for one night, and sleep with the seven-point person for a lifetime. Therefore, with your excellent looks, the host just needs to develop a little charm and you will be completely OK.

Tao Lu lay on the sofa as if he had no bones and asked: How to cultivate?If it were me, I would choose to sleep with that person who looks twelve but has no interest for the rest of my life.

Chicken thief: ...a superficial man

The following are some short passages, which the stupid author searched from the Internet. If there is any infringement, please let me know, and I will delete it in time.

I really have nothing to talk to you about except love.

My bed has collapsed, can I go to your house to sleep?

I know there are three people who like you, who are they?Me, me, me.

Only the state officials are allowed to set fire, but you are not allowed to leave me.

Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head... lower your head and kiss me.

Being cute is not a long-term solution, being cute is a long-term solution.

Be my boyfriend, agree if you can, if not, I'll think of a way.

I think you must be very busy, so you can just read the first three words.

You must have had carbonated drinks in your previous life, right?Otherwise, why would I be effervescent when I see you.

The circle of friends that you have liked is called donuts.

"Your lips are cracked."

"Well, I didn't bring lip balm today."

"I have it on my mouth, why don't you order it!"

"God was cruel to me"

"Ok?"

"Let me just meet you today"

Know why I am so heavy?Because I have you in my heart.

I like you for more than 2 minutes and can't take it back.

What fruit do you like to eat?Strawberry, try my new strawberry-flavored lip balm.

I'm so envious that you'll have someone as interesting as me right away.

Don't raise too much meat. Raise me, I have more meat.Stop eating candy and kiss me, my mouth is sweeter.

Come, come, let me tell you a fortune, oh, you are missing me in your life.

Let's make a bet that you lose and be my boyfriend, and I lose and be your boyfriend.

"How does it feel to kiss me?" "It's like chewing Xuan Mai and you can't stop."

Dislike me?This is a disease that needs to be cured!

I get sleepy when I talk to you, which means it's time for me to sleep with you.

Your eyes are so beautiful, it's only suitable for me inside.

Well, that's all, this book is here to say goodbye to everyone.If you are reluctant to part with me, welcome to read my new article "System, are you sure", let's meet again next time~

The author has something to say: Chirp~ I love you guys!