Host, do you trick him?

The chicken thief showed a disdainful expression, and then told Tao Lu the random task that he refreshed in the office just now: "Host, random task, [-] points, look at Cen Ji for at least three seconds, then turn and walk away mercilessly. "

Tao Lumo, it took a long time to find his voice: "...What kind of mission is this?"

"It's when you and him meet again and look at each other affectionately, and then arouse the unquenchable flame of love in his heart for you."

"Ugh." Tao Lu really wanted to vomit this time, but he retched into the toilet for a long time and didn't vomit it out. Finally, he wiped his mouth and said viciously, "If you're teasing, just tease, why are you talking so disgustingly?"

"Oh." The chicken thief replied in a flat tone, and changed his words: "I want you to tease him as much as possible when you meet him again, preferably until he can't walk."

"Okay, okay, I understand, please don't say it will be successful?" Tao Lu begged for mercy and suddenly remembered that he had a big gift bag when he was doing the last mission: "Chicken thief, where is my big gift bag?"

"Ah? What the hell?" The chicken thief looked dazed, innocent as if he couldn't understand what Tao Lu was talking about.

"Stop pretending to be stupid with me, what about the big gift bag, hand it over quickly."

"Oh." The chicken thief responded, thinking that the host had forgotten about it, and he planned to sell it in the system store in a few days to make money.

Thinking about it, he mumbled his own thoughts. Although his voice was low, unless the chicken thief shut up, Tao Lu could perceive all the noises he made.

"Hehe, you still want to steal it for yourself? Thief, I think you haven't been in the small dark room for a long time, and you have become fatter. Do you want to go in and be brave and come out again?" Tao Lu said through gritted teeth. If there are too many, if you are not careful, you will almost miss it.

"Uh...here is the big gift package for the host. What I said just now is all nonsense. It doesn't matter. If you have a lot of adults, let's spare the little ones this time." The chicken thief knelt on the ground with his hands holding Wrapped in a bright red flower cloth, it pierces people's eyes beamingly, referred to as hot eyes.

Tao Lu looked at the rustic big flower bag, the corners of his eyes twitched, and his rationality told him not to worry about the appearance, what was inside was what mattered, but emotionally, he still moved his eyes away, and at the same time couldn't help but doubt Wan Wan. If the contents and its packaging are in the same style, then he would rather not have it. This kind of rustic gift is not a good thing to think about.

The chicken thief made two lewd hecks, which made Tao Lu's goosebumps explode: "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, I'm just a little excited to think that the gift bag will be opened soon." The chicken thief rubbed his hands. In order to sell the gift bag for a good price, he has been holding back the gift bag. Even if it can't be sold now, it doesn't matter. The mood of him unpacking the gift bag.

Tao Lu was silent for a moment, and then said: "I think you will like unpacking the express delivery very much."

After all, such a hot-eyed package chicken thief can handle it, let alone a handsome express package in comparison, and the chicken thief seems to like to unpack things, it seems that in the future, he can be used for express delivery up.

The chicken thief didn't know his host's thoughts of enslaving him, so his tone changed with excitement: "Host host, I'll tear it down."

"Well, you can take it apart." Tao Lu turned his eyes away after finishing speaking. To be honest, he really didn't have much hope for the things inside.

The chicken thief unpacked the package very quickly, less than a second before and after, but the silence that followed after unpacking was long.

Tao Lu waited for a long time without seeing the chicken thief, and an ominous premonition arose in his heart: "Chicken thief? How is it? What's inside?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just a set of flattering bones and ten out-of-print booklets, which is not bad." It's just a bit too much, and the pure chicken thief expressed a little incapable of accepting it.

Tao Lu knew it was not a good thing as soon as he heard Meigu, so he selectively ignored it, and asked with a little luck: "What is the out-of-print booklet? Is it a martial arts secret book?"

Can't help looking forward to it, Tao Lu thinks that he will become a generation of peerless masters with these pamphlets, invincible all over the world, thinking about it makes people excited.

The chicken thief knew the contents of the pamphlet, and when he heard Tao Lu’s expectation at this time, he couldn’t bear to let him know the truth, but Tao Lu didn’t care about his complicated inner journey, seeing that the chicken thief didn’t speak for a long time, he urged: "Chicken thief, tell me quickly, aren't you usually poor? Why don't you talk at this time?"

The chicken thief was speechless, thinking that it was for your own good that I didn't tell you, but in the end, hehe, kindness was regarded as the liver and lungs of a donkey.

Seeing that his host is not happy, the chicken thief has no psychological burden, and broke the jar and said: "Anyway, the two things are similar, let's talk about the bones first, it can let people who have a relationship with the host know the taste, In the future, except for you, I will not be interested in anyone else. In short, it is to make you have a fatal attraction when you are in bed and an extreme physique that will make you ascend to bliss."

After the chicken thief finished speaking, he looked at Tao Lu with a dull face, paused to give him some time to digest, and then continued: "Then there are ten out-of-print booklets. Since they are out-of-print, the poses in them must not be known public models, to put it bluntly. It’s all about practicing on the bed in various postures, it’s guaranteed that once you practice it, your skills will increase greatly, and you will become a peerless master in a short time, of course, I’m talking about a peerless master on the bed.”

Tao Lu was stupefied by these words, his eyes were dull and his lips parted slightly for a long time, unable to speak, as if he had never heard of such a shocking thing, it simply did not conform to the core values ​​of socialism with Chinese characteristics and the scientific outlook on development!

After a long time, Tao Lu murmured, "Damn it."

Seeing his battered appearance, the chicken thief was moved with sympathy, and forced to comfort him: "Host, you can think about it from another angle, let's not talk about flattery, just talk about booklets. Strictly speaking, it can be regarded as martial arts cheats. After all, like This kind of thing will definitely be robbed if you sell it outside, so you made a profit!"

"...Can I resell it?" Tao Lu asked quietly.

"No, it will be automatically marked as the host after it is disassembled, and the system mall will not accept it." Otherwise, he would not think of reselling the gift package before Tao Lu didn't remember it, because it has not been dismantled. It can be sold.

The chicken thief is a little crazy, but it's too late to say anything now, regretting that the medicine system mall sells it, but it's so expensive that you can buy ten bodies, it's not worth it for a big gift bag that is not as expensive as his body.

Tao Lu didn't say a word, thinking that if he knew these things were inside, he might as well just turn a blind eye and let the chicken thieves sell them, at least the points in exchange would be more pleasing to the eye than them.

Alas, it's a big deal to put it aside to accumulate dust, anyway, there is no loss, Tao Lu simply gave up the treatment and let them die on their own.

The chicken thief sensed his host's thoughts, rolled his eyes and said nothing, he can tell the host that those two things have been forcibly bound to him, and they will be activated when hey with people.

Of course not, I said that the host will definitely blow up, so the smart, cute and witty chicken thief began to divert Tao Lu's attention, telling him that Cen Ji will be there on the day of the charity dinner, you have to prepare well, Barbara...

Tao Lu really got the trick. When Cen Ji was mentioned, he couldn't even sit on the toilet. He stood up and wandered back and forth in the toilet cubicle of about one square meter for more than ten laps. It turns backwards, but at least it can show the anxiety that he is about to meet his ex-lover.

Three days later, Tao Lu accompanied Zhao Lingcheng to the charity dinner early.

He didn't understand why Zhao Lingcheng, a big man, abandoned those young models and stars, and asked himself to accompany him?It's really weird for two men to stand together, okay?

Well, Tao Lu admitted that he would feel very strange standing with Zhao Lingcheng. This person gave him a very bad feeling, and he felt awkward and uncomfortable when he got close to him.

Just as Zhao Lingcheng greeted the host of the dinner, there was a commotion at the door, and soon, a person walked in with long legs.

The ice-cold aura revealed that this man was not easy to get close to, and his face, which was handsome enough to make people admire, was also tense at this time, and the corners of his lips were pressed down, showing that the man was not in a good mood.

Cen Ji walked in and glanced away, and when he saw Tao Lu, he looked away without a pause as if he was seeing a stranger, and then began to talk with the host of the dinner party who left behind Zhao Lingcheng to welcome him. His charm attracted at least two-thirds of the eyes of the women on the field to stick to him.

The author has something to say: It’s a little short, let’s make do with it first, I’ll look for a chance to be thick and long