Host, do you trick him?

Cen Ji looked at someone who seemed to be underage in front of him, making sure that he had never seen this person except that he had looked at him upstairs half an hour ago, so he withdrew his hands without hesitation, took out a silk handkerchief and wiped it repeatedly. Where I was touched by Tao Lu, I felt disgusted: "This... sir, you have misunderstood the person, I am not your big cousin, and I have never heard of a person called Xiao Luzi."

"Ah?" Tao Lu withdrew his hand awkwardly, the corners of his mouth twitched when he saw Cen Ji's movements, and then he took a closer look at his face as if nothing had happened according to the script, and did this when the other party couldn't help but want to push him away Withdrew it in time, and suddenly realized: "Ah, I'm sorry, I really misidentified the person. I'm a little short-sighted. I thought I saw my cousin who had been missing for many years when I looked at the back, but when I saw the face, hey, you Much more handsome than my cousin!"

After Tao Lu finished speaking, the proud expression on his face made Cen Ji a little depressed, why, is there any problem that he is more handsome than his so-called big cousin?As for this proud look?

Tao Lu didn't act this time, but sincerely praised Cen Ji's appearance, because the chicken thief was already excited like a mad dog at this time, jumping up and down and howling: "It's him, it's him, it's him, our target, everyone! Shubby!"

My God, the chicken thief never thought that his vision was so accurate and his luck was so good, it really made him reach the level of a blind cat meeting a dead mouse in one go. This is strength, and others are not envious.

Tao Lu saw that the target of the task had such a good appearance, he immediately felt that the task was quite good, even if he didn't do anything, it would still be pleasing to the eye.

It suddenly occurred to him that the task of the system was to attack the person in front of him, but he seemed to have forgotten one thing, that is, he hadn't asked the chicken thief how to attack in advance.

Smiling apologetically at Cen Ji, Tao Lu turned around and hurried out of the company, seeing that back was like a silly rabbit that accidentally bumped into a big bad wolf, slipping away faster than anyone else.

"Chicken, what type of strategy are you telling me? Do you want to become the most trusted younger brother of that person and help him successfully grasp the lifeline of the world economy, or let him completely blacken from a good young man who talks about five things and four beauties into an ultimate man?" The villain?" Tao Lu tried his best to collect the system texts he had read in his mind, and felt that what the chicken thief asked him to do should be similar to what he had guessed.

"Bah! Don't call this system such a disgusting name." The chicken thief was angry, and said in a bad tone: "So, is there a difference? The final outcome is not that the host and the mission target are together."

"Whatthefuck!" Tao Lu changed his language in shock, "So you are a troublemaker?!"

"Yeah, what's the problem?" The chicken thief felt that the host's reaction was really strange, routine, isn't the routine that humans use the most is the emotional routine?He thought that the host knew what they were going to do from the beginning, so why did he act like he just knew it now.

"Oh my god, what is this all about? I'm straight, I really can't do this kind of mission, chicken thief, you better change."

"Pull it down, it's straight, I believe you are a ghost. Who has lived for more than [-] years without even having a girlfriend, and who is flirting with you? You just dragged him to the doctor The room said her eyes were cramped? And..."

"Stop, stop." Tao Lu wanted to cover the chicken thief's mouth, leaned against the bus sign and said weakly: "Then it's not sure that I'm crooked, it's just that I haven't met the girl I like..." Tao Lu Speaking of doing it, the voice became almost inaudible, which is clearly a sign of guilt. Well, he admitted that he really didn’t call girls, but he was a little self-deceiving because of the environment since he was a child, and he didn’t realize that he was actually It's a natural bend, the one that wasn't discussed.

"Hehe." The chicken thief just gave his stubborn host a cold smile, letting him experience it for himself.

Tao Lu curled his lips, a little aggrieved. He just discovered such a cruel fact, but he didn't get corresponding enlightenment and comfort. He felt that he had to be sad for 3 minutes.

After 3 minutes, if there is an entity in the system, you will find that he is in a state of shock at this time, because Tao Lu looks like a normal person at the moment, grinning toothlessly, touching the money in his trouser pocket and asking him Where should I go to get a scrub tonight, and I was thinking about buying some decent clothes for the two of you before eating.

"You just found out that you are crooked, don't you have any feelings?" The chicken thief did not believe in evil, he felt that this was the optimism and strength of his host in disguise.

"Can I get nosebleeds on big-breasted girls?" Tao Lu sat in a small restaurant by the side of the road, reading the menu, and replied in a good mood.

"cannot……"

"That's fine, since the matter has come to this point, let it take its course, and you also found me a handsome target, no matter how I count it, I will not lose."

"..." Well, I have found a big-hearted host, the chicken thief thought speechlessly.

After eating, Tao Lu went to the small shopping mall to buy two outfits, then returned to his den, washed up briefly, and went to bed early.Because he will go to work on time at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning and start cleaning, and the boss who is said to have a cleanliness will step into the president's special elevator at [-]:[-]. The building is cleaned spotlessly, especially the president's office, which needs to be taken care of especially.

The next day, Tao Lu was squatting in the toilet of the president’s lounge wearing a cleaner’s uniform and was cleaning the clean toilet with a brush. He didn’t understand why he had to clean such a clean toilet at least five times. What’s the matter? But, have you asked the opinion of the toilet, have you asked his opinion as a great working people?

"Actually, you just want to be lazy and scan less." The chicken thief saw through Tao Lu's small thoughts and exposed him mercilessly, "I kindly remind you, your boss will find out if you skip the scan once, and what is waiting for you is Delicious fried squid."

"Shut up." Tao Lu squeezed the toilet cleaner and scrubbed the toilet vigorously, imagining it as the stinky mouth of a chicken thief, and he was merciless in his attacks.

"I'm not, and there's one more thing I forgot to tell you. It's only an hour before the deduction of points. If you can't get the name, height, weight, and measurements of the routine object within this hour, you will have a very hard time in the future. of."

Tao Lu stopped cleaning the toilet, the veins on his forehead throbbed, and he was a little irritable: "Why do you want me to inquire about his measurements? He's still a man, am I sick?"

"No, you're not sick, but you won't get points if you don't complete the task, and if you don't get points, it means your total points will be less than ten, and if your total points are less than ten, congratulations to the host, you're going to get sick soon. "

"Ah!" Tao Lu threw away the toilet brush and covered his face with his hands. As a result, his face smelled like rubber gloves, and he moved his paw away in disgust. Tao Lu asked, "Don't you claim to be proficient in one hundred and eight sets of routines?" , then provide me with a routine so that I can complete the task."

"Yeah, okay~"

"speak English."

"Okay, the data collection is in progress, please wait a moment."

A few seconds later, a text appeared in Tao Lu's mind. Since it was the first time to use the routines provided by the system, Chicken Thieves specially added a friendly recitation: "First, please walk up to him in an elegant and decent manner, and then be polite. Say hello: "Hi, my name is Tao Lu, I have a friend who wants to meet you, can you tell me your name?" At this time, he will definitely not refuse you who is so charming.

Second, reach out and wipe the top of the head to compare the height of the other person, then pouted and pretended to be dissatisfied and complained: "I am only 178, what did you eat to grow up, and you are five centimeters taller than me?" If you guessed right, he will laugh Smile but don't talk, if you guess wrong, he can't help but correct you, so that you can successfully figure out his height.

Third, turn around the other party with admiring eyes, and then say in an envious tone: "Wow, you have a good figure, you must have a fitness routine on weekdays, I want to be like you, can I ask you Are you keeping your weight under control?I'd like to use it as a reference. 'After speaking, you should look at the other person with eyes admiringly, so that he can easily tell his weight in a state of inflated self-esteem.

Finally, the measurement system can help a little, as long as the host touches the other party's chest, waist and hips with both hands, the system will automatically generate the other party's measurement data according to the host's sense of touch.Is it powerful and useful? "

"You added the last sentence yourself, right?" Tao Lu coolly exposed the shameless chicken thief, lying beside the toilet thinking about how he should do these four steps in advance.

Undoubtedly, the first thing to do is to find the handsome man from yesterday, otherwise no one will be seen and I will be a ghost.

Tao Lu thought about the task and forgot about his work for a while, so when the toilet door was pushed open from the outside, he came back to his senses.

The first thing that catches the eye is a pair of high-end hand-made custom leather shoes that are black and shiny. At this time, Tao Lu's only thought is: these shoes must not be cheap.

Then a cold and magnetic voice came from above his head, and he finally came to his senses. Damn, he couldn't be the big boss, it's over, over, over, he was caught with pigtails on the first day of work, and he was dead.

"What are you doing?" Cen Ji looked at the flaxen head, frowning, his face was going to be buried in the toilet, what was he thinking.Moreover, he deserted on the first day of work, and the logistics manager could be replaced. A cleaner of this level dared to be hired, probably because the salary was too much.

Cen Ji watched the flaxen head slowly lift up calmly, and then the pair of beautiful glazed eyes under the bangs were obviously startled when they saw him.

Tao Lu looked up at the condescending man in disbelief, and said tremblingly, "Big, big cousin."

Ahhh, he obviously wanted to call Dashuai, why did he call him big cousin with a flick of his tongue, Tao Lu roared crazily in his heart.

"Do you think that the handsome man is much better than the big cousin? Hehe, he's so naive." The chicken thief's words of beating came to Tao Lu's mind, and Tao Lu was taken aback when he heard it: "That's right."

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, let’s see how Tao Lu realizes the chicken thief’s routine step by step XD

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