Host, do you trick him?

Not long after Tao Lu hid, there was a knock on the door of the bathroom, accompanied by a low voice from Cen Ji suppressing something: "Open the door."

With a shudder, Tao Lu shrank into a turtle shell and curled himself into a ball: "I don't! You will hit me when you open the door."

The veins on Cen Ji's forehead twitched, does this person still want to hide for the rest of his life?

"You open the door, I won't hit you." But you must take care of his dissolute temperament, and behave like this every now and then, it's okay if he is, if Tao Lu kisses someone else this morning, Cen Ji can't guarantee it Will he rinse that troublesome mouth with disinfectant several times?

"Really?"

"real."

"Then you can make some breakfast yourself this morning. I suddenly have a stomachache and I need to go to the toilet." Even if he got the guarantee, Tao Lu was still very empty, even though there was a bit of embarrassment in it, but This can be ignored before the life and death of the butt.

Cen Ji: "..."

After wearing out his few patiences, Cen Ji went upstairs to look for the keys without saying a word. In the process, he even had an idea, which is to remove all the door locks in the house, and see what Tao Lu will do when the time comes. hide.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was feasible, so when Cen Ji went downstairs with a bunch of keys, he called Secretary Zhang and asked him to find someone to remove the lock today.

Secretary Zhang responded tremblingly, and looked at the time, mother, it's only past five o'clock, Mr. Cen has taken some wrong medicine, and this morning's fuss came out.

Unexpectedly, there is an uneasy little goblin in Mr. Cen's house. Secretary Zhang, a straight man, simply doesn't care about it. It's still early and he's going to sleep.

Tao Lu put down the little heart that he had been carrying all the time after hearing the person left, and moved quietly from the door to the toilet. What did he say? After relaxing, a strong urge to urinate suddenly hit him, so he thought he had escaped. Jie's Tao Lu began to untie his belt to relieve his physical needs, and he didn't pay attention to the sound of calm footsteps going back and forth for a while.

Until the door lock "clicked", Tao Lu, who had just been relieved, was startled along with little Tao Lu, and the two of them had a one-sided "candid meeting" before they even had time to mention their pants.

Three seconds later, Tao Lu turned around calmly, received the bird, and even pulled his trousers chain in a leisurely manner.

In fact, his heart was blown up by Cen Ji like a gunpowder barrel, but he couldn't be anxious about matters related to his little brother. He had seen many accidents because the trouser chain was pulled too fast, and then Stuck in his lifeblood, the pain was so refreshing, he didn't want to go through it.

After the pants chain was pulled up, Tao Lu turned around to face Cen Ji who was stunned, cleared his throat, and howled suddenly: "Ah, ah, Cen Ji, you are a pervert, peeking at others, I didn't expect you to be like this People. I don't care, you are responsible for this matter, and my innocence has been ruined by you!"

Chicken thief: ... There is a saying that MMP does not know whether to say it or not.

Cen Ji covered Tao Lu's mouth with a headache. Although the soundproofing effect of the house was good, it was really embarrassing to be yelled at by him like this.

"Okay, I won't pursue the matter of you entering my room this morning, and don't mention it, can we clear up?" Cen Ji just wanted to calm things down as soon as possible, otherwise his reputation would be ruined.

Well, actually after meeting Tao Lu, Cen Ji no longer has a good reputation to speak of.

Tao Lu was covered with his mouth and couldn't speak, so he blinked desperately at Cen Ji to signal the deal. Those two thick and slightly curly eyelashes were like two small brushes fanning the air, tickling people's hearts. , It makes people want to touch it and try it out.

Cen Ji let go of Tao Lu like an electric shock, and reminded him to wash his hands before leaving, and then ran away in front of someone again.

"Tsk, if I knew it earlier, I should have touched your whole body with the hand I helped the bird to see if you still dare to rely on the key to do something foolish." Tao Lu thought that he still had some tranquility, even if he was seen by someone, At first I was surprised and shy (what the hell), but then I felt so thick-skinned that it was no big deal.

They are all birds, except for the size, I have everything you have, so what are you afraid of.

But it's rare to see Cen Ji make a mistake, and if he doesn't make good use of it, I'm sorry for his hard work of hiding in the toilet for so long.

So in order to successfully expose what happened this morning, Tao Lu was eager to use his own worthless morals to make a fool of himself, and sure enough, the effect was obviously good.

Tao Lu, who had survived the catastrophe, was humming in a good mood. When he went out, he only saw a bunch of keys hanging on the toilet door. Cen Ji had already gone upstairs, so he might not be seen for the time being.

Tao Lu paused when he passed the toilet door, then continued humming and walked towards the kitchen, only with a bunch of familiar keys hooked on his hands.

When passing by the sofa, Tao Lu gently put the keys on the ground. After making sure that Cen Ji would not appear suddenly like before, he gave it a horizontal force pointing to the bottom of the sofa with his toes, and successfully kicked the whole bunch of keys into the sofa. So Cen Ji will never try to catch him by the same means again hahaha.

The complacent Tao Lu still doesn't know what it means to be one foot taller than the devil. When he comes back from get off work tonight, he will be surprised to find that all the locks in the house have disappeared, and he is so angry that he scolds the thief for being sick. Don't steal anything but locks.

Regarding this, Cen Ji could only pretend that he didn't hear or see and didn't know anything.

As usual, breakfast is cooked by Tao Lu, freshly squeezed soy milk with beef and ham sandwiches, well, the combination of Chinese and Western is not inconsistent.

Aside from the series of embarrassing incidents that happened in the morning, the atmosphere during the meal between the two was good, at least for someone like Cen Ji who seldom dines with others, it was indeed the case.

"Then you are a president after all, so it's impossible not to socialize."

Tao Lu was sitting on the co-pilot biting the straw of Wangzai's milk, wondering how Cen Ji's obsession with cleanliness survived until now.

"I usually have a vice president and secretary Zhang, so I rarely socialize." Cen Ji answered Tao Lu's question while driving. As long as he didn't involve sensitive (climbing) sensitive (bed) topics, other Cen Ji would still be happy to help. He answered.

"Then you really need to come forward?" Do you want to despise others to death hahaha.

"Just bring Secretary Zhang, he blocks the wine and I discuss business."

"This operation is really coquettish." Tao Lu continued to suck the milk, but the Wangzai milk was originally designed for children, so the amount was not much, and he drank it in two gulps. Now he is just biting the tube and reluctant to let go .

Cen Ji gave him a disgusted look, and casually said, "You like drinking so much?"

"Well, the taste is very sweet. I lived in an orphanage when I was a child. At that time, I didn't have such high-end snacks. I could only watch the mother with the child buy a bottle for her child through the iron gate. The child was so satisfied after drinking milk. I still remember the expression on my face. So I made up my mind to drink it every day when I have money, until I get tired of it.”

Tao Lu squinted his eyes and recalled his childhood, his expression after drinking milk was like a satisfied cat, maybe this is what he saw from that child's face back then.

Cen Ji felt pain in his heart, and was about to say something to comfort the people around him, when Tao Lu changed his subject: "After a few years, I saw that kid again, he was as fat as a ball, I think he must be It's because I drank too much milk that I got fat like that, hahaha, I don't get fat no matter how much I eat!"

The corners of Cen Ji's mouth twitched indiscernibly, and his eyes swept over Tao Lu's somewhat thin body, and said slightly dissatisfied: "It's not good to be thin, the whole body is full of bones, and it feels painful to the touch."

Tao Lu: ...Damn it, it's none of your business whether I'm thin or not.

Chicken thief: It's really none of his business.

Tao Lu rolled his eyes angrily, ignored the chicken thief, and retorted: "My name is well-proportioned. Look at my collarbone, waist, and butt. Shouldn't it be fleshy and thin? Which of your eyes saw that I was covered in bones?"

Apart from being stingy, Tao Lu's biggest feature is his smug beauty, and it's hard to see anyone dislike his face and figure.

Cen Ji shook his hands when he heard this, and the car drew a beautiful S-shape on the somewhat empty road, and the driver behind was terrified when he saw it, why are rich people a little out of their minds, does the car drive like this?Also played drifting.

But the culprit was still oblivious to his self-indulgence, complaining, "Driving well, luckily we came out early and there weren't many cars on the road, otherwise something would have happened long ago."

Cen Ji gritted his teeth a bit: "Shut up!"

The author has something to say: sooner or later Xiaoluzi will know what self-inflicted suffering is. 2333

In addition, thank you to the little angel 9527 who left a message for me, a sentence of "I am here" is simply a boyfriend!