Host, do you trick him?

In order not to make Cen Ji suspicious, Tao Lu specially waited several days before going to him to endorse.

When he knocked on the door of the study with a book, he suddenly had a sense of déjà vu in high school when he was holding a book and asking the teacher to recite the text.

Expelling the bad thoughts from his mind, the expression on Tao Lu's face was determined with a trace of uncertainty, and the uncertainty was more eager to try, perfectly showing the expression that a person who has truly memorized the book should have.

Seeing his miraculous performance, the chicken thief became more and more unlovable, because after a while, he told him every word that came out of Tao Lu's mouth. What kind of face does this man have to dare to make such a This expression is simply a bitch.

"Well, do you have time now?" Tao Lu was stuck in the crack of the door, holding the book in front of his chest, the warm yellow light in the room was pouring on his flaxen soft hair, and the slender eye feathers were at the end of his eyes Casting a small shadow, it is so mysterious that it is tempting to explore, but it also adds a little bit of youthful and ignorant air to him.

Cen Ji was stunned for a moment by his pure and unaffected (heavy fog) appearance, and only after a while did he find his own voice: "Yes."

In fact, there is still a document in his hand that he hasn't finished reading. Tao Lu will definitely have to wait for 10 minutes if he wants to put it aside.

But just now, for some reason, he subconsciously replied like this by a strange coincidence, but after recovering, he didn't regret it at all, as if this person was worthy of others to give up everything to respond to him.

This is really... hell.

"I'm here to ask you for an endorsement." After getting the answer, Tao Lu handed the book to Cen Ji and then sat down on the sofa some distance away from him, so as to ensure that Cen Ji would not be able to see his cheating methods.

Cen Ji was a little dissatisfied seeing him sitting so far away, but apart from that sofa, the only chair in this room that he was sitting on could sit on.

If you don't sit on the sofa, where else can Tao Lu sit?

Cen Ji was startled by the answer that came out of his heart. When he thought of Tao Lu sitting on his lap and reciting the book obediently, his throat tightened subconsciously. He didn't even know when Tao Lu would start reciting the book at last. , and finally let him pass the level in a daze, and then unblocked Tao Lu in a daze.

Everything is like being possessed by an evil spirit.

The bewitched Mr. Cen was pulled back to his sanity by the sound of the door lock being gently closed, rubbed his forehead, glanced at the direction of the door, then lowered his head and continued to look at the previous document, but this efficiency was frequently distracted His thoughts continued to drop, and he didn't know what made him so worth thinking about.

Tao Lu, who was missed by others, walked out of the study door and laughed silently, seeing the arrogant and arrogant appearance of a villain made the teeth itch.

"The host is really good at cheating. I am willing to bow down." Forgive them, the system is too pure, far less cunning than humans.

"Where is that, thief, you are too much." Tao Lu heard the sarcasm in the chicken thief's words, but he chose not to care about him as much as he was in a good mood. After all, the chicken thief also contributed to today's mission. They may have more opportunities to "cooperate" in the future, so Tao Lu decided to give the chicken thief a little more paternal tolerance.

The chicken thief was choked by the host's shamelessness, and didn't know what to say for a while. Finally, when he saw the task progress bar on the task bar, it was only two-thirds of the way. He felt that the host's character was not as important as the points, so he just let it go without mentioning it. , Said: "Host, hurry up and leave a message, you will get the points after leaving the message, remember to be ambiguous, ambiguous, ambiguous!"

Tao Lu was so shocked by the chicken thief's ambiguous triple kill at the end, he waved his hand and said, "I know, I know, why are you emphasizing it so much?"

After speaking, he immediately took out his mobile phone, and this time he could finally see Cen Ji’s circle of friends, but the content was all related to work, and they were all reposted, and a few of them were hung under his profile picture, which looked pitiful. , quite a sense of desolation and misery.

Tao Lu poked open the message interface with his fingers, facing the serious and unpopular Moments content, he didn't know what to do for a while.

I always feel that if I really do this, there will be an illusion of blasphemy.

"Host, what are you waiting for, hurry up." The chicken thief was so anxious that he became a mess of words, not understanding what Tao Lu was pretending to be deep at the moment.

"Chicken thief."

"Ok?"

"Please search for some ambiguous messages for me, I can't think of them."

"Okay." The chicken thief was so angry that he didn't bother to care about the host's sudden nervousness. He immediately found a few and threw them in Tao Lu's mind, letting him pick whatever he wanted.

[Do you know why I am so heavy?Because I have you in my heart (づ￣3￣)づ╭～]

【Your eyes are so beautiful, they are only suitable for me*"▽《*】

[The circle of friends that you have liked is called donuts (*^▽^*)]

After Tao Lu saw it, he was silent, and it took him a while to recover. He touched the goosebump on his arm and said, "Damn it, what the hell is this? Especially those damn emojis, it's so disgusting."

The chicken thief was angry, why is this person still picky: "If you don't post these three articles in full, you will never ask me to search for any information for you in the future, just think about it yourself."

"Hey don't, can't I post it?" If this is the case, Tao Lu can predict that if Cen Ji insists on endorsing himself in a frenzied manner in the future, he will die without the chicken thief, a little cheating expert.

So in order to stay away from the nightmare, Tao Lu obediently left a message under each of Cen Ji's Moments. He even searched for the emoji for a long time before he found the same one. It really is not bad for a single punctuation mark.

So when Cen Ji was dragged by Fu Yu to attend a birthday party, the surprise happened without warning.

"Oh, Cen Cen, you're finally here." Zhao Yuwen, who had already started to feel excited, came up to put Cen Ji's shoulders, and when his sharp eyes swept his hand, he paused in the air, and then turned abruptly The bend rested on Fu Yu's shoulder.

Fu Yu was amused when he saw him being cowardly: "Hehe, Yu Wen, it's been a long time since I haven't seen you and I've become cowardly again."

"Go, go, you're the one, your whole family is the one." Zhao Yuwen grinned at him with a smile, and continued: "Cen Cen, it's my birthday today, so I'll have a chance to play games later."

Zhao Yuwen was fine if he didn't say anything, but Cen Ji's expression darkened when he said that, as if some bad memories were brought up by this sentence, but when he thought about this guy's 30th birthday this year, he reluctantly decided to spare him for the night.

"Okay, for your sake, I'll play with you tonight."

Zhao Yuwen clutched his chest, feeling that he had received [-] critical hits. Before he could complain about Cen Ji's poisonous tongue, Fu Yu who was on the side had already laughed out of shape: "Hahahaha, old man who is running to the fourth, today I Evening will accompany you without getting drunk, to commemorate your lost youth."

With a dark face, Zhao Yuwen pushed Fu Yu away who was in a ball of laughter, and cursed: "Go away, see if I won't let you lose tonight without pants."

As he spoke, he brought Fa Xiao into the box, and a group of people inside had already started to dance wildly, but it was rare, the box was very large, and there was no messy smell of smoke and perfume, and the lights were warm and bright. A clear stream, so serious and clean that it doesn't look like it.

And all of this is because Zhao Yuwen was young, calm and obsessed with cleanliness.

If the environment in the private room was messed up, Zhao Yuwen knew that he would not even enter the door with his small hair, so in order to be calm, God knows how much he sacrificed.

Angry at home, his parents just love his serious and serious stinky virtues the most, and they whisper in his ears every day to ask him to hang around Cen Ji more, maybe after staying for a long time, he will be able to rub a ray of holy light and then he will be enlightened.

Regarding this, Zhao Yuwen, who is familiar with the attributes of Cen Ji and Men Sao, can only say: Hehe.

The birthday party game can't be too turbulent due to the presence of tranquility, so a group of people stick to the old rules and reluctantly choose a slightly more exciting game-Truth or Dare among other puzzle games such as Ludo Chess Monopoly and Landlord.

Oh, they also played this game at the last meeting, but Cen Ji chose the truth, and then Zhao Yuwen asked him if he had lost his virginity.

In the end, Cen Ji answered "No" with a dark face, but Zhao Yuwen's life was not easy for the next month, because Cen Ji's identity as an old virgin was successfully exposed and was ridiculed by several of their friends, and then someone who held a grudge was naturally ruthless. The attack took revenge and went back, so that for a while Zhao Yuwen saw Cen Ji like a mouse seeing a cat, and it was too late to hide.

So this time, Cen Ji had the foresight to choose a big adventure, and then Zhao Yuwen, who knew that Cen Ji's WeChat Moments were boring, decided to take a big adventure with Fu Yu, so that he could perfectly avoid someone's blow afterward Revenge.

"In this way, Cen Ji, open your Moments on your mobile phone, and let us see what kind of unique Moments Mr. Cen, who manages everything every day, has."

Cen Ji doesn't go on WeChat very often, but he also knows that there is nothing in his circle of friends, so he agrees if it's no big deal.

So, when dozens of eyes in this circle saw those eye-catching messages together, all witnesses, including Cen Ji, fell silent for three seconds.

Then everyone "wow" for the unique message in unison.

In this regard, Zhao Yuwen said that he really wanted to poke his eyes blind, no matter how you look at it, this kind of thing will happen in the circle of friends.

Is it too late for him to pretend he didn't see anything?

The author has something to say: Xiaoluzi is finished hahaha