Host, do you trick him?

One minute later, Tao Lu, who couldn't bear the loneliness, poked the chicken thief weakly: "Well, thief, tell me the routine."

"What?! Didn't I tell you just now?"

"Oh, at that time, I was only focused on talking to Cen Ji, I didn't hear what you said clearly."

"Didn't hear a single word or didn't hear clearly?" Chicken Thief asked coldly.

"I didn't hear a single word..."

The chicken thief took a deep breath and told himself not to be angry, what a big deal, it's not worth being angry for him, but he still couldn't restrain the surging anger in his heart, what should I do?

"Listen, for the last time, if you wander off again, please ask for good luck."

"Okay, okay, tell me quickly."

"When you want a mobile phone number, you can ask him for a favor, but you must tell him what you want after he promises to help you. The requirement is that you say to him: 'My mobile phone has a problem, can you fix it for me? ?', most men are proficient in electronic products, if you ask him for help in the field he is good at, he will definitely agree."

"And then?" Tao Lu propped his chin, pretending to be looking at the scenery outside the window, so as to hide the eager expression on his face.

"Then he asks you what's wrong and you say: 'It doesn't have your number in there.' He'll be happy to put his number into your phone in the end."

"What about WeChat?"

"Stupid you, once you add him as a mobile phone contact, there will be more mobile phone contacts for you to choose to add in the new WeChat friends. Then you can just click add."

The chicken thief has already said that his host's IQ is hopeless. He thought that Tao Lu was very good at dealing with Cen Ji before. It must be his illusion. Yes, it must be.

"Oh, so that's what it is."

Tao Lu is gearing up and eager to try. Now in his eyes, doing tasks is equal to getting points, and having points is equal to walking sideways, so he is still quite enthusiastic about routine Cen Ji.

Of course, the premise is not to be spanked by him anymore.

A luxury car slowly parked in front of the tube building, attracting the attention of many people. Fortunately, it was night and there were not many onlookers.If it was daytime, people from the two nearby slum streets would have surrounded him, and it would be difficult for Cen Ji to leave.

Tao Lu didn't get out of the car, laying the groundwork for his real purpose, and asked, "How do you know where my home is?"

Cen Ji stared ahead, and simply replied: "Your address is written on the information."

"Oh, can you do me a favor?"

At this moment, Cen Ji turned his head to look at him, the dim light in the car fell from above his head, making his face softer, and he could only hear his deep cello-like voice in the narrow car: "Tell me about it."

"You agree first." Tao Lu thought that Cen Ji would not easily agree to help, so he was not too surprised by his answer at this time.

"Tell me what I'm doing first, and then I'll decide whether I want to help you." Cen Ji felt that he had already made a big concession. Usually he said this, as long as the request is not excessive, it is equivalent to indirectly agreeing to help.

But of course, it is impossible to borrow money. In Cen Ji's heart, after Tao Lu borrowed money, he would definitely not use it on the right way.

"Okay." Tao Lu felt that Cen Ji would definitely agree. After all, they touched and kissed each other, and they were half acquaintances, so he said according to the lines in the routine: "My phone has a problem. Can you fix it for me?"

Cen Ji looked at Tao Lu's mobile phone that was no longer used by the elderly, looked away indifferently, and said, "Tomorrow, I will ask Secretary Zhang to sell you a new one. This mobile phone is too broken, and it should be replaced."

"Ah, chicken thief, he wants to give me a mobile phone! My God, give me a mobile phone today, clothes tomorrow, and a sports car the day after tomorrow, and I will be rich in a short time!" Tao Lu forgot about the task he was performing, and excitedly opened his mind. However, it is impossible for the chicken thief to respond to him at this time.

But another voice from inside the car broke Tao Lu's fantasy: "Of course, the mobile phone money will be deducted from your salary."

Cen Ji is not stingy, a mobile phone is nothing to him, but if it is placed on Tao Lu, the person he decided to educate well, it means that he cannot let him take a dime for nothing from him, lest he let him The not-so-righteous view of money is even more crooked.

Tao Lu: Why is my outlook on money not correct?

Being so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, Tao Lu said awkwardly: "Forget it, I think this phone Xiuxiu can still be used, can you help me find out where the problem is?"

Cen Ji was very satisfied with what Tao Lu said, right, that’s it, you can’t just buy a new one if it’s broken, this is the correct socialist core value.

After thinking about it, he stretched out his slender jade hand and said, "Show me."

Tao Lu hurriedly offered the mobile phone with both hands as if paying tribute, and then he called out to the chicken thief with an expectant expression on his face, "Where have you been, chicken thief, hurry up! Why doesn't he ask me what's wrong?" , How can I pick it up! Chicken thief? Chicken thief?! Little dick! You fucking disappeared again."

Helpless, at this kind of moment, you can only rely on your own quick wits. Tao Lu stared at the mobile phone in Cen Ji's hand, and asked, "How is it? Can it be repaired?"

Cen Ji fiddled with it for a while, and found that although the phone was broken, he didn't see any problem, so he returned it to Tao Lu: "The phone is fine, you can continue to use it."

Tao Lu almost burst into tears in his heart, and stubbornly said: "It really has a problem."

Seeing the sincerity on his face, Cen Ji took the phone over to check it again and said, "No, what's the problem?"

Phew, finally asked, Tao Lu heaved a sigh of relief and quickly said, "The problem is that there is no phone number for you."

Cen Ji paused, looked at him with some surprise, then chuckled lightly, the deep laughter echoed in the small space, Su's people don't want it.

"My mobile phone number is hard to find, so you want my number?"

"Then what do you want from me?" Tao Lu asked with a look of lovelessness, feeling that this mission goal is too difficult to achieve.

"How about this, count it as your friendship price, and use your one month's salary to pay back." Cen Ji said in a generous tone, but almost made Tao Lu vomit blood again with anger.

"One month's salary? Boss, I heard right."

"That's right, change or not? If you don't change, get out of the car and leave immediately." Cen Ji raised his eyebrows and looked at Tao Lu forcibly suppressing his desire to explode, and the teasing in his heart was even more serious.

Five minutes later, Tao Lu got out of the car holding his phone with pale fingers, walked out a few steps angrily, then turned around and quickly gave the car a middle finger, and quickly slipped away before Cen Ji got out of the car to ask him to settle the score.

"Tsk, coward." Cen Ji let out a sigh, started the car and left, and returned home in a good mood with the first bucket of money he earned in his life selling mobile phone numbers.

Although the bucket of gold was just an IOU, it was enough to keep him happy for a while.

At this time, Tao Lu, who was full of resentment, was sitting on his small single bed, smiling grimly: "Little chicken thief, if you don't come out again, don't come out forever."

"Hey, don't you, Master Host. Since you completed your mission smoothly, why don't you just be happy?" The chicken thief immediately responded with a soft and sweet voice, trying to hide his guilty conscience.

"What did you do just now?" Tao Lu frowned, this was not the first time this happened, if every time he was called dick not working, how could he perform the task happily.

"Eh... I suddenly had a stomachache just now, so I went, I went to the bathroom."

Tao Lu looked like you were teasing me, and laughed angrily at this reason: "Stomach hurts? Going to the bathroom? Why didn't you tell me that your aunt is here to see relatives?"

"Is this okay?" The chicken thief asked in a low voice, thinking that this kind of reason can be used if it can be fooled.

"Fuck." Tao Lu calmly said this and went to wash up.

After washing, covering himself because he owed another month's wages, he was lying on the bed and ready to sleep.

"That...Xiao Lulu, did you forget something?" The chicken thief said weakly, silently rejoicing that he had escaped.

"What's the matter?" Tao Lu replied feebly, poverty made him weak.

"It's just adding WeChat. Only after adding WeChat can the task be considered complete and you can get points." The chicken thief looked at the task progress bar that couldn't go up and down, and felt a little bit pained.

"I'm afraid you are not mentally retarded. What kind of WeChat can be added to the elderly machine, can I add it with my mind?" Tao Lu sneered, and decided not to do this task, skip it!

Sensing his thoughts, the chicken thief hurriedly said, "Hey, this task cannot be skipped. Only when the previous task shows a completed status can we continue to issue new tasks."

"Then what do you say?" Tao Lu turned over and continued to mourn in silence for his lost one month's salary.

"Buy a smart phone, don't be too expensive, 2000 yuan can make up for it."

"Hehe, I won't buy anything that costs [-] cents, go away!"

Tao Lu is now in a state where he will fight desperately with anyone who asks him for money. The chicken thief understands that the host is not in a good mood at this time, so he shuts his mouth and does not speak again.

At noon the next day, when he got off work, Tao Lu walked home with his mobile phone bag full of pain. The 99 mobile phone is really expensive.

"Oh, isn't this even 2000 yuan? I think it's quite cheap." The chicken thief forcibly comforted his host, and said: "Besides, the host will have four points for completing this task, and then you can use it Ten points have been exchanged for cash."

"I don't want it, I'd rather die poor than trade it!"

Ten points, if he deducted all of a sudden, he would only be left with [-] points, and if he deducted one more daily point, he would definitely get sick.

Although he didn't know what kind of illness he would get, Tao Lu knew that as long as he was sick, he would definitely feel uncomfortable.

Instead of using the hard-earned money I exchanged for points for medical treatment, I might as well spend the month with my remaining 2000 or so.

The budget-minded Tao Lu didn't know that he would no longer be able to advance his salary next month, so he still blissfully thought that as long as he persisted in this month, the next month's salary would come and he would be able to live a less stressful life.

The author has something to say: the second update is at [-] pm~